Iceman
Goods Engine
Chill Out
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Post by Iceman on Jan 24, 2009 12:17:21 GMT
#88 CAPTION SUMMARY The animated version of Stingray didn't get off to a fine start... Mr Whale was very happy to have scored on the fun-machine. OH, come on. James Bond could've had it to .007"! END OF CAPTIONS From now on please only post TTTE-related pics in this thread
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Post by Sodor's No.1 on Feb 10, 2009 22:22:15 GMT
Here's a good picture: #89[shadow=red,left,300]while the tank engines sleep, the yobs creep, from round the bends, with spraypaint in their, erm, hands[/shadow] CAPTION SUMMARYTo get the show into modern times, HiT sent some "artists" to get the engines ready for 'Thomas the Suburban Engine' HIT Executive: Oh my goodness! I just realized something! We've been completely neglecting the urban population! That's not... *gasp*... politically correct!!! I'd better get somebody on that right away!! Hooligan 1: That little puffball's going to be in a big surprise when he wakes up tomorrow. Hooligan 2: Yeah! I wonder what he'll think of this 'coat of paint' we give him. Thomas's trip to Sir Wyatt Front's Railway was rather uneventful...until some Chavs got loose... Once the tattoos were applied, work began on the body piercings... The proposed cover for RWS #42, Thomas & the Other Railway The day when the Fat Controller decided to tell the paint company where to go when their paint went up £5. The workshop didn't think properly when they told the chavs doing community service to paint anything that doesn't move.
Thomas' trip to Moss side was turning out to be quite eventful. END OF CAPTIONS
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Jim Prower
Passenger Engine
Now as Sir Handel!
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Post by Jim Prower on Feb 20, 2009 16:04:33 GMT
Revive with something interesting I found.... #90"Uh, honey? the new car won't fit in the carport..." CAPTION SUMMARYSeveral generations on, and engines are STILL incapable of driving themselves. Lessons Learned: What happens when someone uses an enlarging ray gun on a HO model railway. "So much for diesels never gallivanting off to breakfast in stationmasters' houses!" You know what the strangest thing is? THERE'S NO RAILROAD TRACK FOR A 3 MILE RADIUS!!! "Ah, what a lovely day. Well, bye dear, I'm off to the yard now." Take an HO Model House, add a hint of destreuction and what do you get... Irony END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Mar 10, 2009 0:39:33 GMT
Seems like I haven't posted a pic (or indeed posted full stop) in this thread for ages! #91 Source: CAPTION SUMMARY "And you thought my performances were wooden before!" 5HiT after suggestion to include an engine going down a log flume in there next season, 57.
Didn't quite understand it seems. SPENCER: Ah, look, they've made a statue of meeee... THOMAS: What? No they didn't, It's a playground! SPENCER: No, it's clearly a statue! They used wood to celebrate my one-ness with nature! I'll admit, it doesn't quite capture my grandeur, but you know how these modern artists are... PERCY: Or maybe it's because you're a big... THOMAS: Let it go... Spencer: Curse this economic crisis! Now they've replaced expensive metal bodywork for cheap wood! AND WHERE ARE MY BUFFERS???!!!11
n00b: lol OMG! Deres a newe Seson 19 episiod cald "Spenser goes green" an "Spenser & the coaches fur teh childrn"!!!11!
It was that at moment when Spencer realised that the Fat Controller had taken Toby's advice when it came to effective Works repair materials.... END OF CAPTIONS
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Bonner
Passenger Engine
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Post by Bonner on Apr 5, 2009 18:59:52 GMT
Never tried this before but what the hay eh? I'll throw a picture into the ring! Not Thomas but still old and classic machines: Worker: Urgh... I don't think I should have gave them that low grade oil...Or: After a night on the Farms, the little tractor couldn't hold it any longer...CAPTION SUMMARYFarmer Joe Wins.
Flawless Victory.
FATALITY! Recently uncovered behind the scenes photo from lost Laurel and Hardy film "Tractor trouble". As evident from all the comedy props visible, this could well have been a classic. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Jim on Apr 11, 2009 17:19:10 GMT
Let's see if we can revive the Thomas & Co. theme of this thread ... This from Chris Reynolds' SiF interview... #94 CAPTION SUMMARYThomas: Righto, now Percy and I'll can have the first Promo Shot of 2009 Percy: Seems odd we don't have pur CGI faces though Thomas: My wheels! Where have my wheels gone!
Percy: At least you still have your Cylinders! They pilfered mine a week ago! Thomas: Don't move... that guy has a pole.
not very good at captioning, am I? Thomas: (Nervous) Sit Growler good doggie... Mechanic: Time for a tune up...
Thomas: I don't even want to think about where he is going to put that pole...
Thomas - when George said he was going to rip up our rails and put down roads instead, I didn't think he was going to convert us to road use as well. Will I still need my buffers? Percy - No, they've already removed mine! Thomas - this is rubbish, being turned into a road vehicle Percy - I'd rather be scrapped! When the staff heard about Roadtrains, this isn't what they had in mind... Thomas: Alright moosh, we told you what would happen if you didn't put Percy's buffers back on. Now we've got a guy with a pole. Looks like we're gonna have to bust your kneecaps! Thomas: Yo yo Percy me homie! You called me to pimp yer ride? This is what happens when workmen take Bertie's teasing a bit too seriously. Thomas: Hooray! We can keep our faces outside of Sodor! Percy: In exchange for our wheels... END OF CAPTIONS
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Jim Prower
Passenger Engine
Now as Sir Handel!
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Post by Jim Prower on May 30, 2009 21:02:19 GMT
Wow, it's flatlining in here.... Well, then...CLEAR!!! *kathunk* #95 "They're not ugly, they're caterpillars. I can go anywhere; I don't need rails." The vehicle is the Orange Blossom Express, built by Tractor Puller (and Florida Railfan, apparently,) Alan Gaines for monster truck events in the late '80s and early '90s. CAPTION SUMMARYLooks like Thomas's cousin, Thomas the Tank, came for a visit Looks like Thomas's cousin, Thomas the Tank, came for a visit Wow, the Sudrian Army is really dedicated to their steam heritage. "And with that,Gordon regretted teasing the Tank engines" The real reason trains and tractors don't mate. Otherwise known as the missing picture from the scrapped Thomas the Tank pilot episode. Concious of rising oil prices, some monster-truckers have converted the engines of their machines to save money. "Now, I've got a brand new Combine Train-Tractor and I'll give you the key..." "HiT wanted to introduce some new characters into the show, but who would've expected a monster truck-type character?" Oh dear, no more pub crawls for me. Yesterday I woke up with Whiff's glasses, today I've got Terence's wheels. Whatever next? Gordon: All right, Thomas, Percy, and the other tank engines. I'm sorry if I ever teased you. Now THAT is something worth teasing! Thomas: You show 'em Gordon! *SMACK* Gordon: *crashes through Kirk Ronan* Oooh, was I stupid to tease that monster...OOooh.... Narrator: That is the real reason Gordon got 'a better view'. This is why the Top Gear trio were banned from visiting Sodor. General: "Prime Minister, I'm well aware that we're in a recession at the moment. All I'm saying is that these latest defence cuts of yours may be just a trifle excessive." END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Jun 13, 2009 22:45:36 GMT
Here's a new one to try... #96 CAPTION SUMMARY[Translation:] "What!? I'm speaking Japanese!"
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It became clear Gordon had eye sight problems when he was told to attempt to do his best from reading from the cue card. Gordon was so entirely confused with his accident, being detached from his tender, and Edward's change in personality (and subsequent change back) that he started to speak Japanese. (Or Chinese. Or Korean. Heck if I know.) "Gordon was so scared of being in the air he began to speak a language no one understood." Gordon's attempt to talk to Shinkansen the Offscreen Bullet Train went unnoticed. Last time he learns Japanese from Hiro... I've got a few translations.
What? I wasn't drinking and driving! See? Engines CAN fly! What do you mean? This is my FIRST accident! Gordon's plan to sneak onto High Speed 1 was foiled when he derailed himself on one of Hitachi's rice balls... Gordon suddenly became aware of his Asian heritage when he got so scared of being lifted off the rails and began speaking Japanese. END OF CAPTIONS
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Andrej
Passenger Engine
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Post by Andrej on Jun 20, 2009 13:20:09 GMT
It's time for a change! #97 Today, Duck found out being a passenger is not all it's cracked up to be! CAPTION SUMMARYWow, the driver was REALLY in a hurry to catch his train. Duck's failed attempt to hide from Diesel. OR I didn't know Ducks grew on bushes. OR "Wasn't I the other way 'round and ON the rails when we filmed 'A Close Shave' the first time." OR Duck wasn't sure why but he knew that this must be Diesel's doings. OR "If I were in the parking lot I could al least pass for Trevor." OR A deleted scene from Calling All Engines was just discovered! It shows Duck's dream about being turned into part of a station. So that's where Duck made his nest! GAMER: LOL I foundz teh hiddenz traks!
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Duck's attempt to create a transportal to Sea View didn't work as planned. An exclusive screenshot from the upcoming Metal Great Western: Tank Engine Espionage Action. so that's why we hadn't seen that side of Wellsworth station in the TV series for a while! Nitrogen's CGI was rendering terribly. Only yesterday, Thomas ran straight through the fat controllers car and now this! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Jun 29, 2009 1:38:31 GMT
#98 CAPTION SUMMARYGuy: Why Mavis? Why did you get unnecessary Plastic Surgery? (Apparently New York) MAN: Oy, what'sa matta, you? Dese t'ings were s'posed to be 'ere an houah ago! Mavis: *Remains blissfully ignorant* "I know they said you were big-headed, but this is ridiculous!" MAN: "YOUUUU! SHALL NOT! PAAAAASS!" "Mavis, go away and shrink your face!" "I reckon Mavis' head is this wide." or the miming strip-o-gram seemed to have stunned Mavis! Man: I don't know how it got here. It just sort of...appeared The botox didn't work out well for Mavis. That's not Mavis! It's a steamer in drag!! Grab him!! Man: I swear Mavis, I had no idea it was Botox!
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Mavis:What's the meaning of all this dirt? Man: I dunno lol. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Ci on Jul 15, 2009 5:24:46 GMT
#99 CAPTION SUMMARY"Oh............................Bollocks!" "What you just gone down there for?" "I didn't believe the other 2 engines when they said 'Danger means falling down something'....so I thought I'd prove them wrong." "Didn't work did it."
"..............................no" "Dozens of people here. Not one of them is helping." When worse came to worse, waking up their son took drastic measures... "Shame, ruined a right-beautiful paint job, he did." "This is what happens when Whiff forgets his glasses..." How "Thomas and the Magic Railroad" would've looked if D10 had had his way. The earliest recorded case of Confusion and Delay. "Oh, THAT'S the brake...why didn't you tell me that sooner?"
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"OK, so maybe I CAN'T drive myself outside Sodor." I think I can, I think I can, I think I........ bugger. What would happen if water towers became beer towers. "When you said you wanted a lawn ornament this is not what I had in mind!" This is why you don't put marijuana in with coal. Things like this happen Wow, Oliver was right. This really stinks! Luckily no one was hurt... they were all too busy watching...
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"This just in, we've got an engine off the rails down near the Yard. Said engine is identified as 'Hubie', who was on his way to audition for the childrens series "Thomas & Friends"TM. Sources say that Hubie was so confident of being accepted, he partied hard the night before and was found with his tanks full of scotch and whiskey. Hubie didn't make it to the auditions on time. He has been rerailed and is currently being taken into custody by Paul the Police Diesel..." By-stander no. 1 - What's it doing there
By-stander no. 2 - It said it wanted to see the world
By-stander no. 1 - It's not going to like that
Engine - You don't say! Engine: I swear, when I get up, I'm running over each and every one of you. Engine: Regret it? Not in the lightest! It's a great view and I get a few days off work. END OF CAPTIONS
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Maxine
Passenger Engine
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Post by Maxine on Jul 22, 2009 1:40:06 GMT
#101 Identity theft! CAPTION SUMMARYNew Thomas and Friends Spinoff, Teh PHALE Traen!! LOLLZZ!!1!!1112 "Dodge this!"
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Diesel 10: I don't have time to say both names, Fearless Frodge! Dodge has been arrested for comitting identity theft. What's in a name? - Dodge was so ashamed to be associated with the Chrysler bankruptcy that he decided to live in Fearless Freddy packaging until it blew over. Freddie: Hey, this a good look for me! After testifying at the TATMR incident trial, Dodge soon found out that the witness protection program wasn't really effective. Dodge:No one will be able to see through my fake identity! NIt makes me like a chameleon, a mismatching chameleon! I'm in ur packaging. Being full of phail. (Bleh, not that good, I know....) END OF CAPTIONS
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Nanaki
Main Line Engine
Just wolfing around.
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Post by Nanaki on Aug 4, 2009 8:15:55 GMT
Uh oh... CAPTION SUMMARYMaybe thats what Oliver meant by "Bulgy's Friend has come", wonder what that really meant? xD Daisy's costume for the fancy dress party had one small flaw...she could no longer drive on the rails. First in red, then a henhouse, then a mobile vegetable stand, then red AGAIN, and now this!! Bulgy has been driven mad by the constant changes in his life, and has decided to dress in drag. Free the roads! Free the roads from railway misogyny! If buses were Timelords, this is what Bulgy will probably become when he regenerates. First Rusty, now Bulgy. Who's next? The leap from henhouse to cathouse is a small one for railway buses, as Bulgy recently learned. Daisy after seeing Bulgy, asked the Fat Controller if she could be a double decker railcar. This however is not what she had in mind. "Leik OMG!!!1! Dis is 1 of HIts new Sesun 14 cahructarss!! Her naem is 'Bulgette', adn shes Bulgys girlfrend! LOL!"
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Bulgy: Duck and Oliver will never recognise my new disguise! When all the visitors have left Drayton Manor... Bulgy's sex change was a complete success. Stan Butler couldn't believe the fun he'll have on his work transfer. Up until now nobody knew what Bulgy got up to on Friday Nights... Harriet Harman's election bus was now ready... Bulgy: "He Daisy, whacha doin with ma face?!" Daisy: "No, what are you doing with MY face??!!" This was the result of a drunken evening between Daisy and Bulgy
Fans argued that they wanted Bulgy to return to the series whilst mothers complained of not seeing enough of Daisy, so they compromised...
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Post by TheRollingThunder on Aug 17, 2009 3:57:16 GMT
Time for a new pic: PS: Does the pic have to be funny? CAPTION SUMMARYThomas: Finally that crappy representation of the Island is gone! "Take cover! He's coming right for us!" Thomas knows how to make an entrance... Thomas, MUST you burst through EVERY poster? Tomorow's Forecast is: Giant Steam Engine shaped hailstones falling at south-east coastal direction from Britain, impact point is guessed to be on the island of Sodor. Remember your umberella! Somewhere, Gordon is really pissed off. Thomas: I can see you hiding in the corner, Rheneas. Don't try sneaking onto the cover - this DVD is all about ME, anyway. Thomas: I knew I should have taken the left track at Wellsworth Soon after Hit destroyed Thomas, Thomas destroyed the Island so that Hit could do no more damage. (Yeah I wish!) THOMAS - I don't see why James didn't like doing this...this is actually pretty fun. After watching James, Gordon, Percy, Frank, Old Stuck Up and various others crash through walls, Thomas feels left out. But he keeps forgetting he too has crashed through walls. TWICE! Why is this dvd about the NG engines when the covers is all about MEEE?!
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