Mousepound
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Post by Mousepound on Jun 23, 2006 17:26:22 GMT
Thread's kinda dead again. Time for a new pic #30 Gordon: Did you say you have a rabbit? Spencer:No! It's a rat, not a rabbit! CAPTION SUMMARYGordon: Run out of water then? Spencer: No, I just thought I'd stop here, and admire the view...OF COURSE I'VE RUN OUT WATER YOU NINNY!! Spencer: Urgh! You farted! Gordon: Lol, Stepneydude isn't even trying any more.
(Rooted in real life. ) Gordon: Did anyone ever tell you that we're cousins? Spencer: WHAT?!?! I DEMAND TO SEE A HiT REPRESENTATIVE! Gordon: Heh heh. I told you not to ask Emily out. Gordon: I know something you don't. Spencer: What is it? Gordon: I can't tell you Spencer: Why not? Gordon: Then you'll know it. Spencer: You b*****d! When will your constipation kick in? Spencer: d**n you, Gordon! You always beat me at staring contests! Spencer: Stop looking at me like that! It makes me feel uncomfortable!
Gordon: Ooooh, shiny! Spencer: Stick a silencer in it!
Gordon: And so the Controller says 'That's no signalbox, that's my wife!' Spencer: I don't get it. Spencer: Life sucks. Gordon: How so? Spencer: You get all the glory. Gordon: No I don't. Spencer: Then who does? Gordon: I don't know. Spencer: You don't know?! Than why did you say anything? Gordon: I wanted to get you frustrated. See, look how red you are!
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Gordon: Ever wonder how the Fat Controller gets to sleep at night? Spencer: How? Gordon: You really wanna know? Well...
Twas a misty night on the Island of Sodor. The Fat Controller could not get to sleep. The creeks of the gates stirred him. Hark! Doth I heareth an engine? No, it beith far over yonder hills.
Afterwards, thus so called Fatty walks into his wife's closet, and...
Spencer: Why'd you stop?! Gordon: Lady Hatt; not who you think she is.
Heh... Spencer: Help me out, you fool Gordon: I know you were but what am i?
Starring Spencer the Silver engine as Simon Peel
Starring Gordon the Big engine as Oliver SmallbridgeNever the Train END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by bobwinkle007 on Jun 26, 2006 18:04:14 GMT
#31 Btw, if anyone cares, I stole the screenshots needed for making this picture from Chris'. CAPTION SUMMARYRight Van: Oh my god, he's hideous! (Self explanitory pun...) vans: We knew the plastic surgery was a bad idea. AAAUUGGHHH!!! HIT ENTERTAINMWNT CAME AND MESSED US UP!!!! Truck 1: Oooooooooooooh!! Truck 2: ARGH! Your Celine Dion impression is making my ears bleed! Toby still has troubles explaining this dream to his psychiatrist.... Truck 1: Oooh, my face is purple. Truck 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHOMGOMGOMGLOLWTFBBQ*dies of shock* The truck didn't know that the new van suffered from a weak heart. If he did, he wouldn't have said 'Boo'. Honest... Left van: No, your shocked Toby impression is still needs work. Your mouth's way too big.
Vans: Oh my god, We're gorgeous! Van 1: I'm not a Toby fan! Why do you ask?
Van 2: Just back away, slowly....
What happens when the model makers get drunk...
BTW, I have a caption picture too! I don't know who'll go first, but either of you are welcome to post your's before me. Left Van: Ugh! What happened, they put Diesel 10's screaming face on you and butchered it? Right Van: Speak for yourself! They had to kill Toby to put YOUR face on! Never again on a monday night! This is what you look like in the morning!!!! The Fate that awaits Toby if ever he should be "retired" END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on Jun 30, 2006 23:44:27 GMT
I have the new pic, hopfully it isn't too early: #33 Percy: I hope I don't get into trouble for this. I only was trying to help Duck! Truck: The Village people from Buggered are here! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CAPTION SUMMARYPercy: Dang, that was some party last night... Percy: Bugger! Bulgy'll never let me live this down! "Rats! I missed the cameraman." (In response to Penguin's above caption) Percy: "Wrong, Toby. That'd be me." Percy:If I slip off this cliff, I'll hit that truck for sure! Truck: GAH! DON"T MOVE PERCY! ...uhoh... *THUMP!* Percy: Man, what was my driver drinking? Truck: Don't worry Percy, he'll be fired when season 8 arrives. Percy: OH BLOGGER!! Missed the 1000 point HIT executives!! Percy: Urgh!! What happened last night? Trucks: Ho ho, he's done it again!! TFC: Don't worry Pershy, if ya'd crossed the bridge it woulda been worsh... I mean, look at the thing, it'sh held togetha by bolts and planksh...... Truck: Ow! My leg! Hatt: What leg? (sniffs) Urgh, who did that? Percy: (Blush)
I promise that this will be the last caption I use a fart joke for. Percy: Hey, did you guys get any of those HiT people? Truck: Well, we did knock over a lorry carrying fruit and a bus full of nuns, but other than that no HiT people I'm afraid. Percy: Aw man! Those guys seem to know when these things'll happen! PERCY: "All those lawyers down there and I couldn't even hit one!" Truck: Woooaaahhhhh. Let's to that again!
Percy: Now I know how Sir Handel felt!
Lady in Pink Clothing: *applauding* Bravo! Spectacular! Wait till my husband hears about what I saw! Percy: I say, Driver, I've got quite the boiler-ache! (Henry randomly passes by) Truck: You know, it could be it's full of sludge- Henry: Ah shaddup! Percy's Fireman: "Well, we've settled that arguement. You can't play GameBoy Micro and drive." END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by 01Salty on Jul 5, 2006 22:18:20 GMT
Maybe time for a new pic methinks: #34 Gordon: When I was young and green.... Henry: I wanted to be blue just like Edward! *Magic poof and cloud of smoke* Gordon: What the? CAPTION SUMMARYHenry: I have a feeling this may happen to me 10 years from now... Gordon: Speak for yourself! Mitton! Get the model makers to place the RIGHT faces on us this time! Gordon: Right, you go first. I'll come later with the express. Henry: Oooh, I can't wait to see the look on Peter Sam's face! Gordon: I guarantee this'll be the best April Fool's Day you'll ever live to see! GORDON: "What did we tell you about staying away from that stupid Wishing Tree?!" Driver: Wow, I DID stay out too long last night. OR Henry's face: You know, Gordon, you do look very feminine when you're on someone else's body! Henry: Horray! My wish came true! I'm more handsome and my huge eyebrows are gone! Gordon: Henry...
Henry: I saw "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" last night, Gordon.
Driver: Ok, so....Uh, which one is mine again?
Driver 1: Wow! This is photoshopping at its best! The transfered Gordon's shape and color to Henry and then Henry's shape and color to Gordon! Driver 2: Riiight... Gordon: Well then, Henry, now that we look like each other, we're going to have to act like each other. Henry: No problem. (farts)
(Gets beaten mercilessly about the head and shoulder area)
Fine then, an alternative one: Henry: You'll just have to face it Gordon, these model-makers don't know what they're doing! Gordon: Well...this is another fine mess you've gotten us into!
Hordon/Genry Project. Current status: Pretty hilarious
Henry: Eh, could be worse. Gordon: How do you figure that? Henry: At least we're still males.
If you think this is bad, you should see what happened to Thomas and Percy. Gordon (or is it Henry?): So, seeing the world through the eyes of another isn't as good as they say. Henry (or is it Gordon?): Ok, so now I'm blue, like in the RS. Did anyone ever tell you how UGLY that face looks? Gordon (or is it Henry?): *seethes with rage* (Drivers walk up and see the change)
Drivers: How did this happen?
Green Gordon: There were two people flying on staffs nearby and we got hit by a purple light
Blue Henry: One had a scar on his head and the other had red hair
(Drivers sigh)
Henry's Driver (whisper): looks like Harry and Negi got into a fight again.
Gordon's Driver (whispers): At least those two didn't make them into girls like they did to Rusty Gordon:What if the Fat Controller finds out this happened? Henry: Well..... We um..... WILL RUN OVEr HIM SO HE WILL NEVER KNOw!! "Mind if I borrow your face?" "Face/Off" - Sodor-style. Gordon: Why is your face on me? Henry: Sod off Henry: So Gordon, I see the America's Next Top Engine tryouts didn't go too well. END OF CAPTIONS
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douglas
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Post by douglas on Jul 11, 2006 15:11:17 GMT
New piccie. Thread's getting dead: #36 When Fatty doesn't get his donuts... CAPTION SUMMARYPercy: Oh no! The fat controller will say that we have caused 'C' and 'D'! James: WE? You caused the confusion and delay! Offscreen SiF members: Stop saying that!!!1 White Van: "Stop looking at me." Percy: "The only way I can so that is to drive along the tracks." "Ciremi was right! The laws of physics don't apply to Sodor!" Hatt: (farts and causes the uproar shown)
James: Oh boy... my horoscope was right! I DID have bad experiences today! Percy: (muffled by white van) Wimpy Van: I want to be called "Hefty"!(What you mean 'Threads Dead'? Last post was yesterday!)
As the Series' rolled on, the crashes got more and more un-realistic, same could be said for the set's too...and the models...and... Luckily, no one was hurt. Unluckily, everyone was dead. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!!! James: Huh, what a picture!! Percy (singing): Stick it in the family album Percy: There's ice cream in this van! "When HiT Runs Out Of Ideas for Crashes!" Percy: Hey, there's a van that says wimpy! It must mean you James! James: Be quiet Percy, I've already got some red truck thats laughing at me because of this mess Percy: Oops... James: Well that's the understatement of the year!
Percy: I didn't do it, honest!!!! ;D Oh, so THAT'S why we never saw Trevor again... James: Worst crash ever! Percy: There's ice cream in this truck... END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on Jul 21, 2006 5:12:23 GMT
*blows dust off thread. Soon chokes on some and begins coughing, wheezing and choking. When finished...* Time for a new pic, methinks: #38 Bertie: Why won't you tell me what we're doing this Season. Thomas: Because I don't know. I'm going to Tidmouth... Bertie: Oi! Don't leave when I'm talking to you! CAPTION SUMMARYThomas: EEEEURGH!! Bertie, was that you? Bertie: No, shut up. Bertie: Huh! I've been forced to take a pay cut this series...yet somehow, SOMEONE manages to get a pay RISE! Thomas: Hey! Hey! I can't help it if the kids like me better than you! Turbo Stole My Joke! Berite: Don't make that face at me, Thomas. Thomas: Why? Don't you like being looked down upon? Bertie: No, it's scaring the *children* you love so much. Thomas: (whispering) Don't say it like that![/size][/quote] Thomas: What are you looking at me like that, Bertie? Bertie: Knickers to you ;D Thomas: You know, there is such a thing as being a bad loser Thomas: Bertie? What's wrong? Bertie: YOU! First, I almost broke my axles haulin the passengers for you when you got stuck in that snow, then you beat me in a race, then you continue arriving late and blame it on the viaduct, then you make me do your work whilst your lines being 'repaired', and then you reject every attempt for another race until Season 7, and then you stop talking to me in the recent seasons, and now you convinced Hit to make my eyes move, BADLY!
Thomas: Chill out man, what you need is some freshly brewed organic fuel! Bertie: You saw 'Cars' again didn't you?
Thomas: Can you smell a smell? I can smell and smell. You know what is is? Old fuel! Bertie: Bugger off you money-grabbing-children-loving-show-hogging-show-off! "You know, Thomas, if you keep screwing up your face like that it'll eventually freeze."
"Don't... say... anything... there's evil afoot." Thomas: Bertie, is it just me, or has Fatty been here? There's a funny smell that smells like methane... Bertie: No, Thomas! It's not the Fat Controller! Those station masters over there have blown off! Station Masters: Ooop! Pardon us! Thomas: So you come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding, and ask me to kill a man I do not know? Bertie: How many copies of The Godfather did your driver give you? END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Jul 26, 2006 9:24:43 GMT
This thread's been quiet for several days, so I'm sure no one will mind me putting up a new pic. #39 CAPTION SUMMARYFat Controller: OI! YOU! GET OFF ME CAR! Dilly: Quack. Fat Controller: DON'T GIVE ME THAT LIP! I OUGHTA CLIP YOUR WINGS AND HAVE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER!
Fat Controller: Don't even THINK about crapping on my car!
Fat Controller *thinking*: I knew Duck was up to something.... It's from the music video: Donald's Duck
TFC: The duck that lays the big blue cars! Forget the golden goose, I've got a real money maker here! TFC: GET the bloody hell down from ma car or i'll shell you to the Chinese Restraunt and have takeaway DUCK tonight!! TFC: Bugger me, that duck'sh bigger then me car'sh enjin. *walks away slowly*
She makes me soooooooo.....bloody angry with her little ways! TFC: I'll give you bloody 'Quackeroo'.
The Fat Controller's new assistant didn't quite work out.
DRAW!
You're fired!
Where do they make these hood orniments so life like? TFC: What the bloody hell d'ya think you're doing? Dilly: A-Quack-Quack! TFC: Oh god! First Gremlin, now you! "What you mean I can have this car for a knock-down price in the discount?" ----------------- "Look Dill's, I know that you want more screen time, but "Dilly The Hitchiking Duck" is not a catchy title..." ---------------- Sir Topham Hatts attempt at convincing people he owned a Jag' had hit a snag... "Oi! Get off mah cah! Don't choo dare think abaht poopin' on it! Oi! You lishtenin'? Don't make me get th' hose!" TFC: I know I ordered a fresh roast duck, but......
What's that Dilly? Donald's in trouble?!? < Imagine this one Lassie style, not that I ever saw any of Lassie, you understand... CAR: "What's your problem? All the cool cars are wearing these!" TFC: What the hell...!? Get off of my car! Dilly *thinking*: My god! People care sooo much about they're cars instead of me. TFC: That's it! I'm calling Elmer Fud, it's DUCK season! Michael Angelis: And after those few cameos in Series 5, Dilly was never seen again. Donald was so sad he made no attempt to appear in Series 5 TFC: Get your little tail off me car!
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TFC: OK, Dilly! I'll give yeh till the count o' three to get off me car, and if you're not off by then, you're becoming me latest hood ornament! "Filming of the "Donald's Duck" music video had to be cut short because Dilly kept making ridiculous demands." Whaaaaaaaaaaat?! I wanna build my nest HERE and that's FINAL! "Come on. Give me back my keys! NO, don't eat them... ~ Crap." END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on Jul 31, 2006 0:55:09 GMT
Somehow, I feel it's time for a new pic: #41 Toby: Why are you staring at me like that Gordon? Gordon: Maybe because I'm angry at you for having one of the silliest eps in Series 8! (IMO, You Can Do It Toby isn't too bad) CAPTION SUMMARYGordon: GRRR! THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE! Gordon: Good god, the amount of JPG Artifacts in this picture is BAFFLING! Toby: I know, I know...It's depressing. ): Gordon: STOP STARING AT MY BUFFERBEAM! Toby: But it's so different! Gordon: Stop trying to upstage me, Toby Gordon: What's wrong with you, Toby? Ever since HiT took over you're acting like a wimp! Toby: I know! I haven't been like this since my railway closed down! (Cries) Gordon: (groans) Gordon: You think you have it rough, Toby? I used to be able to pull five coaches! FIVE! But HiT is now making it look like I can only pull 3 or less! *Gordon and Toby having a staring competition*
Gordon: YOU BLINKED! Toby: No I didn't! *sob*
Gordon: Toby! How dare you try and have more episodes than me! Toby: Uhh, Gordon, look out for the... *Gordon falls off the end of the set. Toby chuckles* Gordon: Grrrr... Toby: What did I do? Gordon: Nothing... *thinks* I wish I had cow-catchers and side plates, stupid Toby, he even tries to get more episodes than me...(Gordon carries on all day) (Toby is staring at something) Gordon: What is it? (Toby doesn't react) Gordon: WHAT IS IT??? (Toby doesn't react, so Gordon looks at the direction Toby looked) Toby: (chuckles) Made you look! (Quickly goes away) END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Aug 4, 2006 10:35:59 GMT
Thread's been quiet for a few days, so time for a new pic... #42 CAPTION SUMMARYBill: Whoops! Must've eaten too many of old Fat Hatt's baked bean curries! Ben: I don't care. The only satisfaction is that no-one else can use a fart joke now.
Check and mate. It was at that moment when Ben's driver launched the knock-out gas at Bill, who was the only thing stopping him from stealing old Fatty's stash of chocolate. Bill: Can you beat my Ninja technique? Bill: "It's called anti-persperent." Ben: "Oh, and where the deuce would I spray that? Under my arms?" Bill: Ben, you + cigarettes = bad Ben: Aaah, shaddup! Bill: Holy Smoke! Ben: I couldn't have said it better myself.
Ben: Bill, have you been buying fart in a can again? Bill: NO! HONEST! Yay for overused cliches......
Tonight, Ben, I will be.........
With a puff of smoke, Bill will disappear! Oh well. Guess we can't be in FlyingScotsman's "Thomas & the Clean Air Act" parody anymore. Bill: For my next trick, I will make myself dissapear! (Smoke billows out. After a few seconds, BIll is still where he was but his dome isn't!) Ben: If Gordon hears about this Bill, you'll never hear the end of it! Bill: I told you I had the cigarettes Ben: But where's the alcohol?
(no offense intended by this post, it's based off the oasis song "cigarettes & alcohol") Bill: Whoa... Why am I feeling so drowsy..? Ben: I've shared the spotlight with you for too long! Bill: Huh? What are you talkin- *faints* Ben: Mwaha! Mwahahaha! Hahahahaha! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Aug 10, 2006 23:07:54 GMT
That pic seems to have done pretty well, but I think it's time for a new 'un, eh? (For those don't know, it's Cody McMains - the actor who played Patch - at the premier of Magic Railroad. ) #43 The pictoral definition of embarresment CAPTION SUMMARYAnother celebrity falls prey to Gold Dust addiction. Cody (high on gold dust): Boo-yak-a-sha Before the Movie: D00d! I'm gunna be a movie star!
And After...: *Runs away from angry mob with torches and pitchforks.* Patrick (thinking): I'll have a career after this movie. Here's a better caption that I came up with after posting...
Cody: Go, go gadget phone! "Hey wow, a cameraman! Normally I see Sonny and Cher after I've had eighteen swift pints at the bar!" Aaaaaaay! (in a Fonz voice)
Dude, you should try that stuff Mr. C keeps in his wine cabinet... it's soooo good.Yeah man, that's right. The movie I starred in is number 71 on IMDB's bottom 100 movie list! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by 01Salty on Aug 14, 2006 1:38:27 GMT
Thread's gone a bit quiet, here's one from Season 10: #44 Max: Is that a hand! Monty: Just back away....slowly.... Max: Ahhhhhhhhh! Monty: Hey, I was gonna say that! CAPTION SUMMARYMax: Egads, Brain, what's going on? Monty: Well, Pinky, we are about to crash into a rather large and obnoxious cement mixer. Max: Oh. Narf! Max: did you expect to ever be a caption this Monty? Monty: Can't say I did, Max. Max: Me either. "What do you mean you ate the last Rolo?!" Monty: "Look Max. That's where we dumped our load." Max: "Wait a minute. That's Sir Topham Hat." Jack: "You tell me after I hit him. Very nice." Max: Well, Monty, you're now in Series 10. But, it's not all fun and games. Later on, you'll be reviewed by a group of people they call the SIFers. Then, they'll start doing redubs of your episodes! And then there's the merchandise! People will start banning on your door, pestering for your autographs! Of course, that's if you're lucky enough not to be shut up in HiT's stock cupboard after this season..... (continues to ramble on) Max: What!? How is a picture of us on the web before our video even comes out?! Monty: HiT'll be upset.
Mysterious Voice Off Screen: The cloning procedure was a success, Doctor. "He's stolen the laa-a-ast miii-iiint..." "GET HIM!" The new and approved Max and Monty!: Now even more irrelivant and unused than ever before! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Aug 19, 2006 10:42:17 GMT
Time for a new picture, I think. #45 CAPTION SUMMARYHorrified children look on at horse theft in progress. The children were jealous of Harold because they spent all their money on the prize-grabber machine, while Harold won the horse plushie on his first go. Kids:Hey! Harold's on the bad side! This is animal crulety! Harold:Driver I told you this was a bad idea... News of horse play was bought to the attention of Sodor's children when Harold the helipcopter was seen carrying a horse. An airfield spokesman later said in a statement: "Well's there no point in flogging a dead horse, especially to Sir Topham Hatt" ;D Kids: Ooooo, ahhhhhh! Nancy: What is it? Is is Harold and Pegasus? Kids: No. Maithwaite's supposed to be MARTHWAITE!
Harold: And now for my next stunt, flying horses! Kids: *yawn* I've seen this ep already at home.
And so, Harold assisted in curing Pegasus' fear of height... and kids. Kid 1: Is it a bird? Kid 2:Is it a plane? Harold:NO IT'S SUPERMAN.......ooops wrong show.
Kid: Aww. Can we have a go once that horse has finished?
Harold: Please don't accuse me of animal crulety. There was no room inside for the horse. HAROLD: UFO's nothing!
CHILDREN: Will we find the horse out in the field tomorrow morning turned inside out? "It's a flying horse!! Run for your lives!!!!" "A Horse is a Horse, of course...unless it's a flying one!" END OF CAPTIONS
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tom628
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Post by tom628 on Aug 22, 2006 17:50:29 GMT
Erm....This thread's been dead for a few days now, so new pic.....We haven't had a good one in Ages. #46 Duck: This is, by far, the most degrading job ever. CAPTION SUMMARYThe Fat Controller: Well done Duck! You've got my breakfast ready!
Drivers, Workmen, etc: Can we have a bite?
Duck: I feel sorry for them... Duck (muttering): The last thing we needed on Sodor was a new Pop-Tart factory... So once again, Duck had to pull the Fat Controller's birthday cake to Knapford. Everyone else thought how lucky they were. Duck: Shall I just leave this in the siding for Percy to crash into? He'll only end up doing it. Duck:Looks like no one is around, so....... TFC: What the **** do you think you are doing to my breakfast?! (Starts beating up duck) Duck took the Fat Controllers new king-sized bed to his home, whilst Wilbert brought the breakdown train to lift it in. But Duck couldn't help wondering: Was the bed too small??? --------- Duck also couldn't fathom why Wilbert and D199 were working with him!!!
Oliver: Oi Duck. What you doing with Fatty's food? Duck: I'm stealing it for the workmen, tally ho *moves off* Fat Controller: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Duck: this should help the fat man lose some weight. Duck: I'm not sure what to think! Either they've finally introduced Wilbert and D199 in the TV series as well as bring Oliver and me back, or I'm transporting the world's largest poptart in *gasp* the railway series! Duck: What the smeg is this pop tart doing here?!?! Either Fatty didn't get his breakfast cooked or i'm on "Pimp that snack"!! Well, clearly, what we have here, is a scenario where the Fat Controller has fallen over, hence Wilbert pulling the breakdown train to the left. The truck behind is obviously full of tar to help re-build the crator that he made.
As for D199 and Wilbert being in here, well, that's due to the fact that every other engine is currently off in search of the Fat Controller's breakfast, as previously stated. Now, judging by the size of the food, it is blatent that he has decided to go on a diet. Notice that there is only one?
You also notice food in Olivers' trucks. He is also gonig to the left, like Wilbert, where the Fat Controller obviously is, and is hoping that this food will be enough to tide him over untill the food Duck stole can be returned to him.
So what about Edward? He's actually a ninja spy, disguised as himself sent by Lady Hatt to infaltrate the Fat Controller's plans - to see if he really is sticking to his diet.
Why is Duck running away with the food? This is clearly a drastic attempt at gaining the attention of the Fat Controller, that whilst he is named Duck, he is not an eadible Duck. Still doesn't awnser what he's doing with the food though, but think - he could use it as ransom - "Try to eat me, and the food gets it! "This'll teach the fatman for cutting me out of his series..." "Hey, where in the blazes has me cake gone?!" END OF CAPTIONS
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Churchy
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Post by Churchy on Aug 26, 2006 15:24:36 GMT
New one, look at henry's face! #47 CAPTION SUMMARYDon't you dare think about swapping faces with ME, Henry.. or is it Gordon? Peter Sam: I know there were personality transplants, but face transplants?
Henry: Tell me about it, I look like fat face now! Gordon: When I was young and green... GORDON: "One word about this paintjob and you'll need more than a new funnel." Henry: If Gordon wasn't over on the next platform, you might think I was him.
Peter Sam: Stupid model makers. You're scaring me!
Henry: Right then, off to get my face changed...or not. I can scare James with this...! When you think about it, it's a stupid error...
Or...
A great haloween costume henry! Henry: "Face changing is not at all dignified!"
Peter Sam: "Dingyfried?"
Henry: "Personality changes too. 'Nuff said." Peter Sam: Wow, Henry. When did you have the collagen injects, only you look like someone I know.... Peter Sam: Check out this magic lamp I found!
Henry: Hey, can I see that? Gordon was teasing me earlier about how ugly I look... I just wish that I could be handsome too.
Peter Sam: The first thing that I'm wishing is for everyone to have their real personalities back... Hey- give that back, Henry!
Henry: Heh heh heh! Ok, I wish that I was as handsome as Gordon.
*Poof*
Peter Sam: Henry...
Henry: I'm never going to hear the end of this. Peter Sam: Um...Henry...?
Henry: It's 'Immitate Gordon Day!' Tomorrow's 'Immitate Thomas Day', and Monday is -
Peter Sam: Forget it. Henry wasn't at all pleased with his new plastic surgery Henry: How's my Gordon impression? Peter Sam: Not bad....now do Harvey! Henry: Today we swap faces, tomorrow it's boilers.
Peter Sam: Now THAT will be interesting!
(Not exactly my best, but I tried. ) Peter Sam: Henry, you're an engine of a million faces! Peter Sam: Why are you wearing Gordon's face? Henry: We did a swap halfway down page 31. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by bobwinkle007 on Aug 29, 2006 20:50:18 GMT
Here's a better picture to make captions for. Go on and make fun of my pathetic editing skills. You know you wannnaaa. Forgive the stupidly small size. #50 CAPTION SUMMARY To follow recent actions to make the show "more realistic," HiT Entertainment has now given the old video covers a new makeover, to give children a better sense of what goes on inside that VHS/DVD/ Thomas and Percy's drivers show them they're latest release: Percy: Why am I scared? Thomas: I scared you, remember? Percy: Why do you have such big eyebrows? Thomas: d**n John Howard fan club!!!! The latest attempt at shamelessly spreading false rumors about Thomas on WikiPedia. PERCY: AAAGH! Duncan, help! Thomas' eyebrows are scaring me! Exhibit A in the Thomas defamation trial. Thomas: Heheh, my mentos and diet coke plan worked! Percy:AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!! I'm so constipated!!! Percy: Thomas? Thomas: Yes? Percy: *stares at eyebrows* Have you gone all Nigel Mansell on us? Thomas: *Brummie accent* What you mean? END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by stepneydude on Sept 6, 2006 14:33:46 GMT
This pic's had a good run, so here's a new one. #52 Yes, it's not Thomas related, but this IS the "General" board... CAPTION SUMMARYTheese surely ees a sign... Aaaaahhhh! What did you do? Where's me catnip!!!!
I hate mondays.
*cough* *splutter* HAIRBALL!
Thuthering Thukertash! Garfield was really surprised at just how much fat the surgeons had removed during his liposuction. He just wished that he had a face lift to remove the wrinkles and not had his mouth wired open! The cat was horrified when the world's largest bird landed in his back yard SPARE MONIES 4 A N00B?
HEAL PLZ?
HOW I MINE FOR FISH? Ok, you win the yawn contest! END OF CAPTIONS
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Mousepound
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It's time I changed my avatar...
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Post by Mousepound on Sept 11, 2006 22:43:27 GMT
new piccie #53 Hey! this isn't tidmouth... AHHHHH CAPTION SUMMARYJames: Hey you up in the sky! And James entered the realm known only as... The Twilight Zone... JAMES: "Hey, it beats those tar wagons!" James: Excuse me while I kiss the sky... or not! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hissing like a snake, James charges towards the cursor, but a sudden movement saved the pixelated arrow from certain hilarity. James: Hiya!! I'm flyiiiarrrgh!!! *Falls to certain doom* I'll tell ya, this ain't the greatest place for a nap! JAMES THE DEAD ENGINE(truly sorry if anyone is offended) James: "I believe I can fl..AHHHHHH!!!!!"
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James learns about the laws of gravity, the hard way.
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James's Driver: "Doesn't this violate every law of nature?" James's Fireman: looks out window "I love you" James's driver: "WHA..." James crashes and he dies James: Reality is so last week! James: Hey! I can see my shed from here! AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on Sept 16, 2006 15:28:35 GMT
It's DEFINATELY time for a new pic. Let's see what we can make up of this one: #54 CAPTION SUMMARYThomas: I think there's better places for people to leave their mulch and dirt... The result of the explosion at Mr. Jolly's Chocolate Factory. Wow, you found the cocaine! Thomas was extremely disturbed by the explosive diarrhea from the cows in the next field THOMAS: "I sure hope this is just a giant shepherd's pie... " Thomas: URGH!! Flipping Colin McRae!! *splattered with more mud* Thomas: Hey! I'm supposed to be stuck in SNOW! Driver:psst, this isn't series 1 The gypsies threw all their stuff at thomas. Thomas: I knew there'd be mud-slinging in this election, but COME ON!!! You know it's Monday when you find a land mine in your potting soil-filled freight cars.
"Aw, cameraman, you dropped your chocolate cake on the set again!" "Sorry Thomas!" "Now it's time to use an exclamation slightly different to 'Oh, sugar!'" Thomas: At least this is better than molasses! Thomas: *sigh* I'd better be getting paid a lot for this! Driver: You're telling me, I gotta get you out!
Thomas: How the hell did this get here! Max and Monty (behind bushes): Phase one complete! Now for Percy! *evil laugh* Why is it that those stupid producers always seem to make me get stuck?! First snow, then snow, rocks and now this! : Mmm, chocolate. Wait, this isn't chocolate! Thomas: I knew the Fat Controller wasn't following his diet! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Sept 21, 2006 23:12:20 GMT
If I may change the pic... #55 CAPTION SUMMARYSir, I wasn't staring at your wife! "It wasn't me! It was.....Oh, poopie," "Here's lookin' at you, kid." Workman: Staring contest...............mustn't blink.............
TFC *Godfather accent*: Welcome, Mr. Workman. We've known each other for years. We're like family, you know. I saddens me that I'll have to shoot you now.....
It wasn't me Sir! It was the cat! The cat! Honest! TFC: AHA! Cookie Crumbs! Workman: Sir! It wasn't me~! I swear! TFC: Yeah right... *SMACK* Workman: Sir, I don't wish to alarm you, but i believe your arm's about to fall off.
TFC: Scrape that Blu Tack off your shoes right now! But sir, I didn't knock over the tree! Man: I'm afraid I have some bad news, sir.
TFC: What's that?
Man: A gang of thugs have kidnapped your wife and are threatening to drive over Culdee Fell.
TFC: Monsterous! What can we do?
Man: I've phoned the police. They're on their way, but they fear that they may not make it in time.
TFC: But why my wife? What convinced these fiends to kidnap my wife?
Man: They wanted their cigarettes back, sir... TFC: Is that chocolate cream on your face? Guy in blue suit: You know what I hate? A large green model bush. Hatt: Meep! GIBS: Eurgh... there's one behind me, isn't there? Don't point that gun at me, mister! man: he does look like a penguin... Wild RAILWAYMAN appeared!
Go, SIR TOPHAM HATT!
SIR TOPHAM HATT used CHASTISE!
It's super effective!
RAILWAYMAN used EXCUSE!
It had no effect!
Go, Pokeball!
You captured RAILWAYMAN! Workman: The name's Workman. Railway Workman.
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TFC: Ah, Mr Workman. I've been expecting you...l. "I'm not sure...how...I can put this sir but...I think your flying low...so to speak." -- "Don't lie sir about that cake sir...there's crumbs on your shirt." Your sig explains where the crumbs came from. END OF CAPTIONS
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Mousepound
Goods Engine
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Post by Mousepound on Sept 27, 2006 22:13:04 GMT
Change the picture I may... #56 Gordon:S...s...sir... TFC: I don't care what you say Gordon! THERE IS NO- Gahdok:RRRHHAARRG! *CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP* CAPTION SUMMARYGordon: Aww, it's a cute widdle puppy! So cuddl-oh my, OH MY GOD! HE'S EATING MY FIREBOX!
Gordon: SIR HELP!
TFC (Oblivious): Huh, I wastch drinking some brandy. Exclusive footage from Season 11's "Gordon and MechaGodzilla". Gahdok: Why am I in Thomas & Friends!? Gordon: Apparently, you're a new character for the next Series. TFC: Yesh. If you're going to be part of mah railway then shtop being sho shcarey. It was unfortunate that the 'lolz gahdok from teh bionicle is gona b in sereis 11' on wikipedia was actually true. Gordon: If that thing is gonna be around here for Season 11, the Apocalypse is definitely near. Gordon and TFC: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT!?!?! Angry SIF members: FALZON!!! I'MA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!1 When the schoolboys tampered with the plans for a new engine, they thought the engineers would notice... Gordon to TFC: Sir, what are we doing on the set of the new Jurassic Park???
TFC: I'm replacing Richard Attenbrough, and your taking the visitors round.... TFC: This'll get rid of HiT personel once and for all. Oh and Emily too! Gordon: Hooray!!! ;D Gordon: Have you put on weight recently, sir? Gordon, this is Gahdok, the Ginormous... Monster Engine. Fat Hatt: Gordon, you realise why I called you here? Gordon: To see if your cloning project turned out right? Fat Hatt: Gordon! This isn't my clone, it's my wife! Gahdok: No, it's okay Topham dear... I'm used to it. TFC: ...As a result of which, tracks that lead to nowhere such as the one behind me will no longer be tolerated henceforth. Gordon: Sir, move! There's some kind of Knex monster behind you! TFC: Yes yes yes, in a minute. And furthermore... Oh, I have a bad feeling about this. After after having a fight with diesel 10, thomas was reassambled by percy and ned. --- Gordon: Sir! TH: What! Gordon: You only just fit into these coaches, so what about that thing? Here's mine: "It wasn't so much that Gahdok's appearance terrified Gordon and the Fat Controller, it was the fact that it was singing "Little Black Rain Cloud"..." END OF CAPTIONS
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