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Post by Chris on Jan 8, 2006 11:53:55 GMT
CAPTION FUN ARCHIVE 2006-2007: (Originally 54 pages - now 4 pages!)
I remember this thread from the old forum, and thought it might be good to resurrect, seeing as I have a couple of amusing pics lying around. Also, feel free to post your own for others to make captions for. Here's the first one, from the "Salty" music video ;D #01 The Fat Controller: "Steady now, lads... Can't we talk this over?" CAPTION SUMMARYTFC: I... I... I can't shtop looking atch your hat... itsch sho... sho beeeaaaauuutiful... TFC: "Well, you maybe taller, but I'm wider!"
Heh..... oh, that was awful..... Workmen/fishermen: Hey, Sir, you stole our idea! WE wanted to wear kilts! TFC: I choose YOU, Pikachu!!!
Okay, that was just corny. I think Chris wins this round. TFC: Steady on, lads! I'm not a real Scotsman...! Fisherman: You've been lookin' at our girls, fatty! TFC: Now now, what gave you that impression? Workmen: Your wearing my wife's kilt! TFC: What? this was a present from... Fisherman: Lord Callan? funny, he was the one doing his wifes laundry the other day TFC: Now now, please, lets not get ourselves in a ramble Workmen: Too late for that tubby! (All crack their fists) TFC: now hold on a second, I already have a wife so... Fisherman: Lady Hatt divorced you a long time ago! TFC: ...She what now? Fisherman: GET HIM!! TFC:(To himself) M-Yes, I knew this kilt would attract some men! sailors: what did you do with the crate of dounuts that was here? TFC: I ate them! Sailors: how did you eat 1,000 dounuts in 60 seconds? TFC: that's for only me, and HIT entertainment to find out. TFC: It's Fun To Stay At The Everyone Else: YMCA Sailors/Workmen: YO'R B00T3|) FRO|\/| TeH cL4N!!!1 St00pid T33mkillr. TFC: You mean this was your kilt? I really have no idea how- LOOK! It's a flying bird!!!
*The sailors look away and TFC escapes.* TFC's bodyguard: Step back , guys! No one can go near him wearing a kilt, he goes kind of funny. Driver: "Look...a diversion! Ah, too late, you missed it." FC: Alright, so far it's half-time and the Jets are bruitalising us. Blue-cap, I want you to go a down-and-out. Blackbeard, I'll hand a pass off to you, run with it.
As for brown cap, you're my blocker, I know I have the weight advantage, I just don't like using it.
Yellow guy I've run out of things for you so you can just be cheerleader.. Alright?
"BREAK!"
(PS - NFL huddle talk. Jets are The New York Jets, NFL team.. American Football) Driver: "Dammit, I came here in my work clothes... I forgot it was fancy dress..." TFC: Sailor Dan, that outfit is ridiculous. Are you trying to embarrass me? TFC: It's casual dress Friday. If you don't like it, you can-. Yellow Man: Jump him! His outfit is a disgrace! "Who ate all the pies?"
TFC: "It was Captin Yellowbeard, honest!" TFC: Believe it or not.. eBay for a fiver! A FIVER! STH: Ye putcher left foot iin, put your left foot out... Hey, I did'nt get to the 'putcher whole shelf in' paht yet! AHHHHH!!!! (The Fat One get mugged and beaten) END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Richard on Feb 5, 2006 20:15:47 GMT
Here's a new pic, you can do some more captions for the other one, but... #03 The Fat Controller put off the building of the bridge, when... CAPTION SUMMARYLazy builders cause confuesion and delay...and a big repair cost The prototype for the Sodor Suspension Bridge showed the architects that a few design errors had been made .......but when Thomas realised that the Sodor Suspension bridge had collapsed, he just carried on regardless. And just ahead of Thomas, beyond the first bridge support was the MAGIC LEVITATING TRACK!And one more for the Culdee pic: The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the ride is going smoothly...
You just know an error message is gonna come. [/size] [/i][/quote] Thomas: Wait a minute! How can I cross this!? This isn't "Thomas and the Magic Railroad"! In his hunger, the fat controller had eaten the builders for tea. Thomas: What the funnel?! Is that a tree growing out of the track?!
Thomas ran across the floating track. But the track was unstable! Thomas applied his brakes- but it was too late! But luckily, no one was- *a gunshot goes off in the background and the screen goes blank*. Thomas: I must believe......(sings nervously) I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky....." Toby: See how far Thomas-isation has gone? This was MY role, dang it! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by stepneydude on Feb 13, 2006 21:40:15 GMT
From a Better View for Gordon originally posted by Dragonfox #04 CAPTION SUMMARY Gordon: Huh, talk about crashing a party. Gordon's Driver: I knew I should've gotten insurance! Gordon: Curse you, magic beans! GORDON: "MY BRAIN HURTS! " Gordon's driver:Gordon! Are you alright?
Gordon:I'm fine, talking party flag. Gordon: "Am I the only one who sees those little Nick Junior guys?" Gordon: " Is that a camera?" Gordon: Ha! Told you that the buffers don't work! Pay up, Duck! Gordon: Henry and James will be happy to know that I found the end of the set! "I have no insurance!"
"I just know I'm gunna get the blame for this......"
"Great. Now I have a wedgie."
"Last time I tell my driver that his driving was "adequate, but lacked action"......" ....so Christopher Columbus was right. The world ISN'T flat and there is no end to it! Gordon: Oh my God! What are those things in the corner of the screen?!
Orange Person: Oh fiddlesticks! Rumbled! OMG, now I know what happens when someone drinks 1000 pints of beer and runs home in the dark. TFC: Gordon, you have obviously been watching too many of your driver's James Bond films!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gordon: But I thought this was the Water Splash roller coaster!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------
The expenses of Gordon's crash made Sir Topham Hatt lose weight from lack of Jammy Doughnuts. Gordon's driver: I can see my house from here! Whoo...that was some New Year's Eve Party! And so Gordon's escape from the HiT studio's was short-lived Orange Person: Don't wave at Strangers Honey!Gordon: "STH sold me 2 the freaken demolision crew." END OF CAPTIONS
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Hmm.
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Post by Penguin on Feb 26, 2006 2:54:31 GMT
Let's all have a laugh at Toad's expense, eh? #05 Toad: Let's just make sure S.C. Ruffey doesn't hear about this! CAPTION SUMMARYToad: Wait a second- its chocolate!
Luckily no one was hurt. The guard jumped clear just in time... into a muddy polluted pool. Ew.
Workman: Ah! A runaway train! *Jumps on top of breakdown train and cowers*.
Toad: Who had the genius idea to make a line run right into a muddy pool? Oliver: Probably the same guy who made lines running over a mine. Toad: I told oliver not to back up so far!
Toad: That's the last time I try to be like Gordon! Toad: Well?! Aren't you guys going to do anything?! Workman: Nah, we're playin' poker. Toad-Mr Oliver, when I say stop, I mean stop... Toad: Good thing there was water in the pool this time round! (albeit rather mucky) "It said to only put coins in the water, Mr Oliver!" Toad: "This soup tastes TERRIBLE, Mr, Oliver!" Workman: Waiter, waiter! There's a breakvan in my soup!! Oh wait. It's Toad. THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!! Toad has a suicide atempt! Toad has a suicide atempt! No wonder he wasn't in Season 6! [/size][/quote] Toad: Thank God this pond isn't frozen! Today's dish is "Toad in the hole", extra massive version. Erm, would the breakvan kindly get out of the cess pit, I mean fully heated swimming pool!! Wait.... this tastes like some sort of Milkshake! GIMME MORE GIMME MORE!!!!! Toad: Mr Oliver I've found Gordon! Toad: You guys are SO mean. Just because my NAME is Toad doesn't mean I AM one! It was about this time that Toad realised he had to confront his alcohol problem. Toad: I could've crashed into a barbershop or coal pit, but NOOO... OR Nick Jr. Kid: Mommy, why is there a freakishly large fish in that pond? "He stayed there until season 7." Can't see any Treasure in here. (in a sexy French accent) Today, Toad ze Breakvahn explores ze briny deep of Zodor's polluted pond. Ooooops! Looks like Toad forgot his picture today END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jamesp on Mar 7, 2006 22:32:33 GMT
I'm not sure how far this one will go, but here goes: #06 CAPTION SUMMARYHmm... "I'm on a rampage!" Or how about... "And suddenly, without warning, various Sudrians all fell into...THE ERTL ZONE!" ... In Thomas' World, the CAE Incident went too far...
Or
Gordon: OMG! I lost my coupling in all this mess! Bulstrode was shocked to see the aftermath of the chirstmas party. Bulstrode: Whoa! Didn't expect you guys to drop in!
Luckily no one was hurt Emily: My ***! When someone drops a penny, things can turn pretty vicious The brutal consequences of the signalmen strike. Bulstrode:I...can...see...James'...backside...
Or...
Luckily, no-one was hurt... Ohhh, the confusion and delay!!!
Or...
Bulstrode: Urrghh... I feel worse than the secretary at the F.A. Christmas Party! Rockstar games have announced at the next Grand Theft Auto game, Grand Theft Auto IV will be set on the Island of Sodor. It is said that players will be able to drive rail engines instead of vehicles, and the only image shown so far of that is the following picture (above): [/i][/size][/quote] Modern art at its finest. Narrator: Luckily, no one was hurt. OR Engines: Man, that was some party last night!! OR Engines: DOGPILE!!! Engines: That was one hell of a party! Annie: "Percy, your wheels are touching me strangely!" OR... Percy: "What's a pileup?" *posts on any given forum*
N00b: LOLZ T3H T0M4S PR0N!!!!11!1!1!!11! Ertl thing:"OK Gordon, front boggie green." END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Richard on Mar 13, 2006 20:47:44 GMT
New Pic. It's a disaster from when I was driving BoCo on MSTS. #07 BoCo: When are they going to fix that bloody siding!? Boco: I can see my shed from here! I believe I can flllyyyy.... Boco saw the season, and found it was Spring...a spring on the tracks, that is!
Boco: I'm flying! Now I just need to work out the Scotsman part!
Also, if I may ask...how did you do that!?!?!? BoCo-No-one cared to tell me that the bridge was down, did they? Is it a Bird, is it a plane! No! Its Boco!
At the Cry of a Fallen Engine, super Boco rises to the task! Along with his trusty sidekicks! Coachy! Woody! Silver Stuff! and Shifty! No task is to big for Super Boco! Fighting for all that is Oily, Diesely and Runs on Rails! BoCo: I'M NOT A MOUNTAIN ENGINE!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------
HIT had succeeded in making BoCo's new line more unrealistic than ever!!!! "I'm flying without a broomstick!? Take that, Harry Potter!!!" "Lucy in the Sky With...Diesels?!" Boco: Look everyone! I'm flying! I'm flying! I'm..I'm falling!!!!AAAHHH!!!!! Boco: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Unfortunatly, Boco was having so much fun that he forgot that what goes up must come down. Boco: "WEEEEEEEEEEE!... what was that?" When Boco heard that HIT Entertainment were going to buy Thomas and make the series totally unrealistic, he just couldn't take the pressure... NEWSFLASH: BOCO COMMITS SUICIDE! Former BR Metropolitan Vickers Type 2 'Boco' jumped off a mountain today. Nobody yet knows why, but according to a party of mountaineers he was heard shouting 'You'll never downgrade my charachter HIT Entertainment. Goodbye and sod off!' Narrator: Boco was cross when he learned that HiT was taking over! He flew off the bridge. I'd say it, but he'd hurt me. Oh here goes: Luckily, noone was hurt! OW! Disembodied Voice: Ohhhhhh, the confusion and delay! HiT decided to listen to their fans (mainly on SiF) and bring BoCo back as 'BoCo The Mysterious Flying Engine!'
...unfortunantly for them, their plan backfired horribly.
ATK When BoCo was taken from the used characters pile, the horror made him jump horribly!
BoCo: Soon be there! Soon be in SIF! Boco: "That's the last time I let Evel Knievel drive me!"
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Looks familiar, doesn't it?
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Post by Rheneas on Mar 16, 2006 2:15:44 GMT
New caption! Don't know how far this will go... #08 Credit goes to prisoner for the pic CAPTION SUMMARYThomas and Toby thought Percy's impression of The Godfather was somewhat convincing
OR...
Percy, after his "overload" of Series 6 episodes. "GEEZ, Thomas! I certianly feel put upon now! How do you do it!?" [/b][/size][/quote] Percy: Whew! That's the LAST time I ever pull an all-nighter again. Thomas and Toby: Yeah! Gordon and Henry could do it, but not you Percy. "MYSTERY THOMAS THEATRE 3000. Coming soon to a railway near you." Percy: *yawn* Oh, God! Thomas & Toby are still ranting on about the Woolly Bear incident again! Thomas had a habit of setting Percy's side of the shed on fire.
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That Nick Jr. Sign was creating ruckus at Tidmouth Sheds.
And for that last one:
[glow=red,2,300]KAMAKAZI!!!!!![/glow] Percy was the only one that morning who hadn't had any coffee. Percy distracted everyone with his facial expressions while Toby rolled in for the kill. Thomas-Wait till he's gone to sleep Toby, then I'll get the shaving foam... Percy: Does this coat of paint make my face look fat?" BAA!:"Toby bored the cr*p out of Percy with his stories of his days in the bridge destruction crew." Toby: That was the best party EVER! Thomas: Did you see Emily dancing? She is so hot! Percy: That's the last time I drink 17 and a half pints of lager... END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on Mar 23, 2006 3:52:48 GMT
Let's see what we can come up for this: #09 Toby: Whoa! Talk about a carnival ride! CAPTION SUMMARYToby: I think I'm going to be sick... "Thank goodness the laws of physics don't apply here!" Toby: If Percy hears about this, I'll never hear the end of it! I can see my house from here!!! When Toby had seen the first draft for S10, he just didn't see the point of life anymore... "I wish I could say this was the strangest thing that ever happened to me... today." Toby didn't exactly enjoy his exchange trip to Alton Towers Oh, so this is how those pesky trucks get so hyper! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
And for Thomas, Toby and Percy:
(Toby sees a donut and is mesmerized) "Mmm.... donuts." Thomas: "Uh, are you OK Toby?" Percy: Don't fall for it Toby. I had one last night and look at me now. Toby: I knew percy would get revenge for the shaving cream! Spider-Tram, Spider-Tram, Does whatever a spider can... Toby: "Thank God I was magically coupled 2 the loading ramp with absolutely no reason given. Ugh, me life stinks "
Toby: Why did I eat so many Strawberry Bootlaces before I came on here!! Toby (Drunk): Woah, why is the floor upside down? Toby: Wait until i get hold of my agent! He is so dead!!! Toby: I said I don't do my own stunts! No-one listens to me anymore!!! Evil Super Villain: Are you ready to tell us the location of Sir Tophem Hatt's Walkers collection? Here's mine: Toby: "I always knew HiT Entertainment were up to no good!" HiT Entertainment (offscreen): "Today, Toby! Tomorrow...the rest of the secondary characters!" Toby: (Boke) HIT guy: Hey, I didn't know that trains could... Toby: BLEARGH!!! HIT guy: ...Puke. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Mar 28, 2006 8:24:26 GMT
If I may, here's a new pic to start doing captions for #10 The workmen on being told they wouldn't be needed in Series 10. Things would just magically repair themselves. CAPTION SUMMARYIs it a bird.....Is it a plane........ The Fat Controller had just fallen from his balcony... The Sodor Workmen Male Voice Choir were gutted to have lost out on singing the athemn in the upcoming Wales vs. Fiji Rugby match, what was even more disappointing is the fact that they lost out to Charlotte Church... The Local Government Workers' Strike is even happening on Sodor! Why has that fellow on the far right only got stubs for legs? You know the Fat Controller forgot to get dressed when.......
Oh, suits you sir!
Ooooooo....... SiF......ahhhhh....... All the workmen were surprised to see the Fat Controller doing a VERY strange dance! Workman #1: Whoa! Is that a UFO up there? Workman #2: A UFO? Blasphemy! Everyone knows there are no such things as... (UFO flies over and abducts all the workmen.) Workman: Is tha' a camera? Workmen: OMG it's a flying train! Iolite: Of course! ^_~ Un4tunatly, the workmen were so distracted by the surprising return of Sir Handle that they 4got 2 fix the signal and Gordon crashed through a station wall." "Oh lordy! The hand! It's coming for us! RUN!" Workmen: Aaah! Everybody run! There's a giant monster on the LOOOOSE!!
EDIT: Betcha can't guess where that's from. After Sir Topham Hatt's curry night the workmen were in for a shock of their life...... The workmen were busy with the annual Funny Face competition. Three of them came joint last for all having the same expression. OMG! It's HiT Entertainment! JK that's really dumb NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Penguin on Mar 30, 2006 21:52:57 GMT
#12 Hello children, the name's Jim. Listen here, I got something to tell you. I'd been a workman on the Fat Controller's railway for many years. If an engine needed cleaning, me and my fellow workmen were there. If a signal box needed fixing, we'd be there. We were well-payed and never felt overworked. Life couldn't have been better. Then one day, it happened. Me and they boys were sent down to an old barn to clear away some rubbish before a bunch of goons called "The Pack" tore it down. We were just about ready to leave, when, out of nowhere, a thunderous, earth-shattering crash echoed through the valley. Then, to my utter horror, a massive blue engine, Gordon was his name, tore through the barn doors, mowing down each and every one of us before being stopped by a dirtpile. Everyone was killed; I was the only survivor. But, tragically, I needed extensive surgery in order to be kept alive. My lower legs had to be amputated in the process. Been retired and cooped up at home ever since. So, kids, don't let HIT brainwash you. Because there's no such thing as " Luckily no one was hurt."
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Post by jake on Mar 31, 2006 1:04:22 GMT
Let's see what we can come up for this: #13 Emily: You can't kick me off the show! CAPTION SUMMARYThomas....did you just say you love me? DIESEL 10: Tell me where the other puffballs are! EMILY: No!! And they're not puffballs, and neither am I! Emily was shocked when she heard her favourite sitcom was going to get kicked off the channel Mstnoodle Emily: Oh no!! not Him!! I thought he left!! Mstnoodle: EMILY!!!! MY FAVOURITE ENGINE!!!! ;D *Runs up to hug her* Emily noticed that I had sneaked into the set and was now preparing to send her to the moon via a bazooka. Emily: What happened to my personality? Emily: "Holly smokes, it's HIT. It's come 2 screw me up!" Ah! It's Bobwinkle's Avatar! Emily was entered in the annual "Best Thomas Scaredy Face" Contest, but unfortunately was disqualified for being too snobby. She later sued the judges. Emily: Ooh! I forgot to invite Rusty to the tea party! Emily realised that she was in for a bad time when Thomas showed up with a guitar! Emily: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! It's HiT Entertainment, Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course, We all know that they eventually got caught in the end. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Apr 16, 2006 9:16:38 GMT
Time for a new picture, me thinks...... #15 'Come on, me darling, it's bloody freezing out here' --- 'Forgot me bloody keys again' CAPTION SUMMARY"Frosty the Snowman, eat your heart out!" Fatty the Snowman, was a jolly, happy guy... TFC: "Hey, you kids get off me lawn!" TFC: Ooh! I'm made of sugar. Fatty the red nosed fat man.... In the bible, it was said that if you look back on your sins, you turn into a pile of salt FC: Oh shoot, the wifes going to kill me (sorry if that was a bit offensive, but I had to say that) *Real FC looks out of window* TFC: Gahsp! An imposhter! I apologise in advance for my obscenly awful humour.... "Heh, heh, heh, they'll never find me here!"
"Rumours about my dandruff are not true, I don't know what proof they have to base it on."
"Topham, dear, are you alright? Flash once for yes, twice for no...... *Topham flashes* ...... I MEANT YOUR NOSE!"
"It was at around this point that Fat Boy realized that waiting outside for Santa Clause to come was a complette waste of time."
TFC: If you look more closely, you can see I'm a cross between Rudolph and Frosty, now all I need is a corn cob pipe and a set of antlers, and I'm golden! TFC: Knock, Knock Lady Hatt: Who's there? TFC: Arncha Lady Hatt: Arncha Who? TFC: Aren't ya going to open the d**n door woman, it's freazing out here!
TFC: Okay, I've been out here for four hours. Jem Cole, I haven't seen any falling Christmas Puddings yet!! Hatt: Someone get me a bloody hot water bottle, it's flipping freezing out here! Off-screen Voice: I thought you men were supposed to be jolly? It was then that Fatty noticed his Christmas Fancy Dress Party costume was a bit too realistic... -------------------------------------------- "Bloomin' Flour..." -------------------------------------------- It was too late when news had got to Fatty that the Flour Factory had just exploded... END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jared on Apr 19, 2006 21:25:23 GMT
OK I have the new one here it is... #16 Uh-Oh why is Diesel 10 smiling like that... Where's Thomas!? CAPTION SUMMARYDiesel 10: Now I can get rid of that that danged cameraman! The latest customer of HiT's Personality Surgeon. Diesel 10: Hmm, all the engines had some form of plastic surgery, so I thought I'd get some to and look! I have dimples now! (unintelligible chattering, along with spasms)
Tour Guide, in a droning voice: Ladies and gentleman, if you look to your right you will see the infamous eviliocrazilia bigclawiodieselo. Any questions? Okay, moving on to our next subject in the Sodor Crazies Museum... Diesel 10: Watching the Calling All Engines redub made me this happy! I urge everyone else to do the same. Part 3 of this fantastic production is now playing at a media board near you. *mutters* Yeesh, just how much diesel fuel is Chris giving me to do this shameless plug? (Thinking): 'This is my master plan. To look like I've changed, and happy. But really, I'm ready to scrap Percy, and make my move on Mavis!. When all the rest are dead, I'll see if I can sneak a peek under her side-plates!' (Speaking): "Ahh, Percy, can you move these trucks please? Yes, that's right, move closer..." Ooooh, I love lucky dips! Shake hands?
See, this is why HiT doesn't come near me.
Pinchy? Can you see anything? (pause) Oh pinchy! Diesel 10: Working hard is great isn't it? I love to work! Oh god, why did I say that! Curse you HiT Entertainment "Ha ha! I'm so sugar sweet! I love friends! La de dah!"
(Aside) Yes, that's what you like isn't it, HiT? Jackasses. "...and so I said to him, thats not a tender, thats the Queen!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Diesel 10 was pleased to be starring in something decent for once... Darn botox, now that's gonna ruin my facial! Diesel 10: If I have to be nice to any other of the engines i'm gonna kill!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on Apr 23, 2006 17:34:34 GMT
Time for a new pic #18 Thomas: What are you guys up to? Percy: Oh nothing. James and Henry: You're so ugly we have to look away! CAPTION SUMMARYThomas had no idea that somehow he had just farted! Thomas: Ok guys... What's with the huge pure white smiles and the zombie-like stares?
Other Engines: Join ussssss....... Thomas: Woah, that reeks! Who did that? Everyone Else: ME! LOL! "Alright! Who started the rumour that I'm firends with Barney?"
Thomas: I know you're all just jelaous because I go out with Emily. And I know you can here me! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Percy: *Earphones pop out of somehere* I guess YOU didn't get an IPod! Henry: ... and the engines says, 'So that's what smoking feels like!' Engines: hahahahahahaha! Thomas: .......I don't get it. Here is one
Henry:OK is everyone here Edward,James,Gordon,Percy OK that's all of them Thomas:What About me Henry:Oh yeah and Thomas Thomas: Thankyou "OK. Which one of you smartarses told Fatty I killed Duck?" WHAT'RE YOU NUMBNUTS LOOKIN' AAAAT?! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on May 6, 2006 21:25:29 GMT
Seeing as this thread is getting a little 'dead': #21 Pic courtesy of Christopher CAPTION SUMMARYPercy: James, did you have another accident with trucks James: No. Percy: Aha! I just caught a glimpse of your driver and fireman!
James: Quick, you chaps, get out of sight. They're taking a promotional photo.
James' driver: Alright, alright. This new contract where we're supposed to be seen as little as possible is getting on my nerves. Not much room down here, is there?
James' fireman: Jug gurg yur fug oot o moi mouf (Translation: Just get your foot out of my mouth) James: Sh*t...mrow...
Percy: HAHA! </Nelson Muntz> James: why does it seem percy gets more attention than me? Deleted Scene from The Yard 3 - Another Black Engine sighted on Sodor! Amazing no one used the 'Dirty Objects' joke...
PercY: Look here Toby! whatever is that dirty object? James: Percy are you talking to yourself again? Percy: Nope. Toby's right here with me. James: No he isn't you moron. Percy: What's an object? James: Shut up, Percy. Percy (whimpers): Okay. (runs away) James: Don't you dare tell Toby you fathead! James: "I was only supposed to be painted black in the railway series." Percy: What happened to you James? Did you have to take the Queen of Sodor to the workshops again? James: No. I was puffing through factory smog. PERCY: " *snigger* " JAMES: "What you laughin' at?! Is it 'cos I is black?"
*swift lawsuit from Ali G* "Hey James, there's something different about you, but I just cannot put me finger on it...thats it! You had a haircut ain't yer?
Percy: Aha, James! You've been down the mine with Molly havn't you! James: NO! What makes you think that!! (This one's continued from a previous caption I made) Percy: So, you failed to impress Emily again, huh? James: I guess she doesn't go for the 'tall, dark and handsome' kind of engine. Emily: (offscreen) Look, I fancy Thomas! Stop trying to change my mind! James: Are you sure there is some treasure under that coal? Percy: Yes, so keep looking! James:Nooo... I don't want to go through more coal!!! James: and that's why you should chuff by the garbage dump Percy: Hey James, were you crushing coal like Mstnoodle did last Sunday? (True Fact: We crush large lumps of coal for the miniature trains)
Mstnoodle END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on May 20, 2006 0:02:15 GMT
Seeing as the thread's getting dead again... #23 Thanks again to Christopher for piccie. Diesel: I'm never drinking THAT much beer again! CAPTION SUMMARYDiesel: "No Thomas, this isn't a litter box. Heh heh. NOW GO AWAY!" If this is how I come to a yard and improve it, I don't even want to know what it was like before I arrived! Diesel: I don't know what I'm sitting in, and I don't want to know. IT STINKS ! ! ! You see, Diesel is only allowed to stay on Sodor because, despite the fact that he caused havoc at the yards, he stumbled upon a barge loaded with sugar smuggled from the island. Allowing Diesel to stay was The Fat Controller's way of repaying him. Afterall, you know how he gets when he doesn't get his daily sugar fix.... Geez, why did this filthy barge have to come take me? GO AWAY! I'm KING of this sandpit! Is that a flying pig? Hang on...what am I doing in this barge? Where's my pay cheque? Guys? GUYS??? Diesel: (wakes up) Huh? Hey, how did I get here? Did I sleepwalk or something and fall onto this barge? Hold on, is that Duck I spot over there laughing his head off? Duck: (off camera) Now we're even! Is that Diesel 10 that I'm on top of? Diesel: This reminds me of a story Percy told me... Bulstrode: Good thing it wasn't me this time! "Well, so much for going swimming!" Diesel wasn't thinking much of his luxury cruise that Sir Topham Hatt and Duck had chipped in for him... I guess this is the trucks' payback for my pushing them into the sea back in season 3? Diesel: Cheeky blummin' HIT photographer! Takin' pics of me on the bog!! *Flush* Diesel's poor performance at the long jump meant he'd have to get first place in the marathon to get the gold. Suffice to say, this was not good news. Suddenly, Diesel wasn't too keen on the new Thomas/Tugs crossover anymore. Diesel: HEY HEY HEY! Do I walk in on you in the bathroom!?! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by 01Salty on May 29, 2006 7:11:51 GMT
How's about a new one?: #25 CAPTION SUMMARYBoCo: So, are you gone after Season 5 too? Derek: *sigh* Yep. Derek (thinking): Why can't I be that good looking? Mavis will want me if I were him! Boco: (staring into blank space) Derek: Stop ignoring me Boco, please! It's not my fault I'm a better merchandising character than you ever were! "Hello. My name is Boco and this is my friend, Derek. Each year, many engines like ourselves are removed from your television screens by fat, controlling corporate executives to make way for their own new characters. A handful of us may be kept on for the odd visual cameo, but nearly 85% will end up living in large cardboard boxes inside Shepperton Studios. Like us. But you can help change that. By donating just £2 a month, you'll be able to sponser your own abandoned Sodor engine and help him or her get back on the rails again. Please do consider, because nobody wants a repeat of Rusty's attempt to stay in the spotlight.
Thank you." Boco: I see scraped engines...
Derek: I'm sorry. I have teething troubles. Boco: How can you? You don't even have any teeth! Salty, on the other hand, HE has teething troubles!
Boco: My driver can beat up your driver. Derek: So, Boco, I see the transplant didn't go exactly as planned. Boco (thinking): I know... this is my last episode... stupid kids not appreciating an engine who can't move his eyes around... Boco: "This is the last kids will see of me after 12 years, 1986-1998"
Derek: "This is my 1 and ONLY appearnce! I'm worse of than you!"
Boco: "You'll be in Calling All Engines! in a song anyway."
Derek: "What's Calling All Engines!?"
Boco: "I don't know." "You're lucky, Boco - at least YOU'RE not mistaken for a Late Night Talk Show Host!"
(Those of you who remember Derek's original name would get this one! ) American Narrator: Tonight on Behind the Buffers: We find out why BoCo, Derek and many other of the Thomas characters are now dreaming of sipping diesel oil cocktails on the clean sandy English Riveira beaches while clear blue waves lap the shoreline have been shattered into millions of tiny peices.
BoCo: Me and Derek have been living in a cardboard box for a while with Sir Handel, Oliver, Duck and loads of other engines. I still havn't been paid after 4 seasons!! I'm afraid Derek's lost his voice. He keeps shouting abuse at HIT entertainment. END OF CAPTIONS
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Mousepound
Goods Engine
It's time I changed my avatar...
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Post by Mousepound on Jun 5, 2006 0:17:59 GMT
New pic after being inactive #26 Credit Goes to Prisoner for Pic CAPTION SUMMARYSteve Erwin: And 'ere we see th' falcon, gettin' ready to take flight for the first time. Ah, the little bugga looks nervous The end of the set has come too soon for Falcon. Falcon: Thank goodness you saved me, Duke! Hey, where did my driver go?
Falcon: Ok! Ok! I'm sorry I called you "old!" Duke: Now say it like you mean it.
Duke: Don't look down! Falcon: Ah! Too late! Oh God, is that Godred?
Falcon: Let go of me, Duke! I can fly! Really! Just watch me! Let go! Duke: What would these engines do without me...Sir Handel/Falcon: Woah! I'm about to fall Duke: Then why the bloody hell am I holding you up? Sir Handel : I WANT TO END IT DUKE! I JUST KNOW SOME DAY I'LL BE REJECTED! I'M GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! Duke: Don't be silly. They'll never reject us. We're essential to the show!
Duke: This looks like sabotage... Sir Handel: GEORGE!!!!!
Sir Handel: Ahhh Duke! Stop! Duke: Shut up and face your fears you ninny! Falcon: Wow, Duke! I sure am glad you invited me to come up here and admire the view! Plus, it's really fortunate that you're here holding on. Otherwise else I'd be in deep trouble! Duke: Zzzzzzzzzz... Falcon: "Oh no! My smokescreen escape has failed!" Duke: "It sure did!" Falcon: Ok, Duke! Pull!! Any time now would be good!! Sometime this year please!!
Falcon: Aaahhh!!!!! How did I get all the way over here?!?! Duke: That's what happens when you daydream about becoming famous like the Flying Scotsman!
Falcon: Hey, I can see Tidmouth Sheds from here!! Duke: Falcon, looks out! Falcon: What? (Sees he is about to fall over the edge and screams.) SH: DUKE, THOSE LITTLE SNOWMEN ARE GONNA GET US! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! (falls off cliff) Orange Snowman: Good work, Duke. Now hows about a coupla drinks at the Soor Tavern, on me? D: Sounds good, but I don't thnk this will get you onto multinational television. OS: Awww... "Oh, I hope no-one's filming this!" "An unexpected explesion of Gas from the Cabin startles Sir Handel, as he clambers for fresh air " Falcon: Oh no! I don't have insurance!
Duke: Aww, he woke up... "But what if my parachute doesn't work?" "Oh, don't be a woosy." END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on Jun 9, 2006 0:46:46 GMT
Time for a new piccie, methinks... #27 Sir Handel: Do YOU know anything about me having to leave the show Peter Sam? Peter Sam: Do I look as if I do? Sir Handel: Yes.. CAPTION SUMMARYPeter Sam: Phew! Sir Handel, was that you? Sir Handel: NO! IT WASN'T ME! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!! Peter Sam: I knew it was you.
Peter Sam: My horoscope says I'll lose my funnel! Sir Handel: You think yours was bad. MINE SAID I'D LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX FOR 10 YEARS!
Sir Handel: Did I tell you how much I hate you? Peter Sam: *sigh* yes.
Peter Sam: Is that a bug over there? Sir Handel: SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! Peter Sam: Do you know how ugly you look? Sir Handel: SHUT UP! "Listen, Pete. If you're going to be the new Grumpy One for Season 9, you'll have to do a better face than that." Peter Sam: You're just jealous because I'll still be here for season 5! Sir Handel: No, YOU'RE jealous because I'm going into early retirement, and that I still get paid for life! Peter Sam: And you're jealous because you won't be here to see Rusty become a girl five seasons from now! Sir Handel: Be real! That would never happen! Next thing you'll be telling me about assembled dinosaur skeletons and some escapade Duncan's going to have in a mine and Skarloey going down the incline! Peter Sam: Well, actually... Sir Handel: Eh?...I'm not jealous anymore! Sir Handel: Who farted? Peter Sam: Worst. Caption. Ever. Peter Sam: I just want you to know you completely embarrassed me last night.
Sir Handel: Look, I'm sorry, OK? I was bored out of my smokebox!
Peter Sam: Well that was no excuse to start singing drinking songs.
Sir Handel: I can't help it if all your friends are hoity-toity stuck-ups.
Peter Sam: Hmmph! Sometimes I don't know why I married you. Peter Sam: why did the director put a camera in our shed? Sir Handel: Why is the camera in my spot? Nothing goes in my spot. SH: Were you trying to move closer to rusty all night yesterday? PS: For the last time NO! I was never by rusty last night and he is NOT a GIRL! Sir Handel: You blinked. Peter Sam: Nuh-uh! SH: Ya-huh! PS: Nuh-uh! (and so on and so forth) Michael Brandon: And in the future, Sir Handel and Peter Sam agreed never to agree or play far again. Sir Handel: I want to watch my soap! Peter Sam: Well I want to watch Dr. Phil! Sir Handel: Yeah, well...- you're fat! Peter Sam: OMG! You are sooo off my friends list! END OF CAPTIONS
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Assassin
Branch Line Engine
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Post by Assassin on Jun 12, 2006 23:26:20 GMT
#28 Stepney: HELP!! I'M NOT A PRIZE!! CAPTION SUMMARY "Hmm... Maybe the others were right-- this funnel extension does look pretty awful." "I knew that orange guy and that blue guy were plotting against me!" Stepney: Oh no! A giant, evil robot is going to grab me! Robot: Me want choo-choo... Stepney: NOOOOOOOO DON'T TAKE ME!!! AAAHHHHHH- Wait! Is that Gordon's old dome? Stepney: Oh that's real nice! Killing off a minor character! MINOR! Stepney: Curse you Season 5!!!!!!!!
Stepney: This is horrible! This is how all my friends ended up! My horoscope was right! WE"RE ALL DOOOOOOMED!" 'Arry (to Bert): Don't you just love drama? Bert: Enjoy while you can. I've read the season 6 scripts. We're pansies!!! "I can't help feeling something's amiss here, but I can't quite put my buffer on it..." Stepney: Don't worry! The Fat Controller will come save me... Any minute now... Any second... Britt: Good news Stepney! Your account for "More Sir Topham Hatt Realism" has been approved! Now Hatt is less of a god and will do less impossible things! Stepney: I want my mommy. "Stepney was horrified to discover that he'd become a prize in a crane game." Suddenly, Stepney was engulfed in a red glow and a claw came down over him. "OH NO! The martians are coming to get me!" -or- Stepney: Is that Diesel 10's big brother? "I can understand butchering my history and making me help Rusty on that worthless branchline... but this? This is just too much..." Stepney: Goodbye cruel world, and goodbye short time on the show! Stepney: Oh my lord! A claw just grew out of my funnel!
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