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Post by jake on Oct 4, 2006 0:11:53 GMT
Thread's been a tad dead, methinks. Let's see what we can come up for this 'un: #57 CAPTION SUMMARY “Me wedding ring...down the drain...”
“AAAAHHHH! IT'S A SPIDER!!!!!” Sir? Are you feeling okay?
Workman: Is it dead? Workman #2: *pokes with stick. Dog twitches* Workman: Mrs. Hatt's not going to be happy. Topham had better have a good excuse for runing it over!
Workman: What? What is it? Workman #2: MADE YA LOOK! Foreman: Ooooh...shiny....
Workman: It's Fatknacker's secret doughnut stash!
Workman Two: WHAT?! And he's been hiding them from us?
ALL: quiet gasp* The Fat Controller just attempted sky diving from the top of the cliff, as everyone watches he seems to be plummeting to Earth at an alarming speed.
Workman: “Think he should open his parachute now? Stationmaster: “At the rate he's falling he'll be turned into a pancake!” TFC: “OK, I've reashed the 'un mile mark. Time to open the 'schute.” (As soon as the Fat Controller pulls the cord and the chute opens - SPLAT!) All at the top of the cliff: “Ooooooooooooh! That had to hurt!” Workman: “When Isaac Newton made his theory on gravity, he obviously never met the Fat Controller.” Man in front: ... Can we join in? Man in front: I love it when a plan doesn't come together!!!
(Hears A-Team theme music in background) Workman 1: What the HELL is that?! Workman 2: It looks like Godred... Workman on Sodor's Railway are so observant, that this is a snapshot of them reliazing that they were in fact working on a railway. The photo was taken moments before one of them noticed that the 2:30 express was heading towards them... Nobody would believe that the Fat Controller was so fat he'd fall right through the floor...but they were wrong! The Fat Controller had been missing for several days until' five workmen found him in the gutter outside his local boozer ”Aw, as if I've just trod in that.” The workmen were suprised at the detail difference between the thomas's of bachmann and hornby. The workmen began to argue over who's oil it really was!
After carrying heavy bags of coal on their backs the men found themselves doing a Quasimodo impression! Man in the Middle: My God! What is this?
Other Men: This is the pit of doom.
Middle Man: Why are those people in the pit of doom?
Other Men: Because they have seen too much...
Middle Man: What did they see?
Other Men: They saw the pit of doom!
Middle Man: What? That makes no sense!
*Push* workmen: look at all the posts we have about us! The workmen decided that they were bored with working on the railway and wanted to be actors instead. So they all auditioned for the Tremors film! No one knew about the hole until the workman in front was pushed down... Today on ”Spot the Reference”:
“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.” “Look! Down on the ground!”
“It's a mole!”
“It's a drill”
It's Super...oh wait, it's just Wilbert Awdry spinning in his grave.” Oooh, he shouldn't have jumped off that cliff END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Oct 12, 2006 21:21:07 GMT
Thread's been quiet for a while, so let's see what we come up with for this, eh? #58 CAPTION SUMMARYWorkman 1: What is that thing? Workman 2: Lemme get closer to that thing- AAAHHH!! Other workmen: What is it? Workman 2: I wet my pants Workman 1: OWNED! HAHAHAHAHHA Other workmen: You're so mean! The workmen watched in horror as George Bush sicked his attack elephant on them to keep them from voting democrat. workmen: I knew storing the radioactive wastes in this area was a bad idea! There are so many horrible, horrible things I can say about that picture....
And if George Carlin saw that pic he'd be thinking the same thing.... Is that an elephant? No, it's a gigantic grey barricade. Of course it's an elephant idjit! OH MY GOD!!! It's a giant....
hand holding a plastic elephant trunk Workman 1: Agh HIT Entertainment Workman 2: And an Elephant hey lit...agh it's got me & it's eating me...agh Narrator: Luckily no-one was hurt Workman 1:It's true! Dinosaurs WEREN'T wiped out! Workman 2: Aren't those herbivores? Workman 6: Not these new fangled things... “They say that if you watch that video, you die.” “That's a load o' bullplop.” (He inserts the video, after a short while a giant trunk comes out the screen) ”My God, look at the size of it!”
Take that for what you will. Workmen: My God, it's going to eat us! Some Guy: That's not fair. Why does that get to move in real time, while we're reduced to the occassion lousy stop-motion animated movement? Workmen: You'd better animate your stop-motion *** out here or you're going to be lunch! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by douglas on Oct 15, 2006 17:37:59 GMT
I was playing around with movie FX with iMovie while working on my dub: #59 CAPTION SUMMARY Left Gordon (fancy Brit accent)I sure hope that workman is actually working on me, don't you, Right Gordon?
Right Gordon (same voice) Quite, quite, I do hope he is in fact working
Workman Aaaaaaahhh... Gordons: Who are you lookin at, punk!?!? Huh? I'VE BEEN CLONED! AAAHHHH!! Gordon knew he'd had too much of Henry's Special Coal when he began to dream of Siamese Engines. Gordon: Yes, Mr Workman, you've discovered my terrifying secret. I do in fact have a siamese twin, who is actually my evil side. Workman: Wow. I'd have thought he'd be the good side. Evil Gordon: Nyahaha! Quiet, you simpleton, and fetch me the Wall Street Journal! I must devise some evil plans for world domination! Unfortunately the result of Gordon's crash into the cloning lab was worse than expected... ZOMG!!!!111 It's a deleted scene! The success of Mighty Mac led Gordon to make an important decision in his life.... Left Gordon: Well, this is definitely a puzzling problem.
Right Gordon: To be precise, it's a probleming puzzle. 2 for the price of 1.
Tubby hatt will be pleased! Workman: I don't know about you Gordon, but I'm getting the feeling for some Doublemint Gum!
Both Gordons: Ah, shut up! GORDON: “Mirror, mirror on the shed, can't James pull my goods instead?” Gordon: James and Henry will make sure never I hear the last of this...! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by jake on Oct 19, 2006 17:37:13 GMT
Apologies for a double post, but the thread's been dead a little bit... #60 Pic thanks to Christopher CAPTION SUMMARYToday's main headline again: Stepneydudette, a local SiFer, was arrested for making a caption that just took an old, boring joke too far. S/he is expected to be released when the caption contest has been won officially. Duncan (sinking): Ah lass, poor me, I knew me so well Crap... I've fallen in muddy water. Oh no! I'm sinking! Where's David Mitton! Save me! Oh no! The water's gotten into my mechanism! I can't move my eyes anymore! Someone help! Duncan: Och! All this mud 's gettin' all ova me! (Some mud gets into his mouth) Wait a minute. This isn't mud, this is chocolate cake batter!! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!! So THAT's where the lard keeps his cake batter... To this day, Duncan still regrets letting the trucks get the better of him at the Sodor Sewage Plant. Bloody 'ell, this mud bath's getting a bit too deep... Ohhhhhh......it's EVERYWHERE!!!
Yes, it's another Family Guy reference Duncan: (thinking to himself) Maybe now would be a good time to the tell the director that I can't swim! Och aye, d**n toilet blocked up again!
n00b: OMG! Ive faund a noo tHomes storie!!!111!!! Ets calld 'Depiste for Ducnan!' rotflol!!!111 BTW Its partt of Seisn 14, nd fet-featt-feattere--has Ivo Huge and Sedney in ittt! lololol I wonder what happened to my driver and fireman? “Curse you Alec!” ”Luckily, no-one was hurt. After all, Duncan is just a non-sentiment model engine effigy of a character dreamed up by a Reverand, who is still much adored by people over the age of 14. Sure, his eyes move, but it's all mechanics inside of him. Observe us here, as we drown him in <insert your current thought here.>”
Oh well, I've wasted my life. Duncan: This can't get any worse. OH NO! A frog! I'm scared of them! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by ashsowerby on Oct 25, 2006 8:34:44 GMT
Seeing as this thread's been getting a little dead recently, let's see what we can come up with for this... #61 CAPTION SUMMARY “Please don't jump! You have so much to live for!” “But I can't take it anymore!” “Look, I know what you're going through, but we can talk about this!” “No! I don't want to be a signalman anymore!”
“Cranky, you have caushed confushion and delay.” “What Sir? I can't hear you!” “I shaid: YOU HAVE CAUSHED CONFUSHION AND DELAY!” “What? It's kind of heard to hear, since I've got no ears!” “I SHAID! Oh, never mind.” Fat Controller: LISHTEN UP PEOPLE! TO YOUR PLACESH! Right foreman: Oy vay... ”Look at that lady, foreman. She has no business in shorts. (pulls out megaphone) You have no business in shorts! (the other foreman looks away in embarrassment) You're gonna have to pop out of those shorts sooner or later, fatty!” The workmen could see Sir Topham Hatt had been watching too much TUGS... FC: ALERT ALERT! A BAR OF CHOCOLATE HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM THE VENDING MACHINE! ALERT! ALERT! (assuming the thing he's holding is a skull)
Fat Controller (Dramatically): To eat, or not to eat. That is the Question! TFC: Come on Cranky, put yer back into it! Workman 1: Oh, look at the nice bird over there! Workman 2: I can't, I'm too busy looking at the one on Cranky. The Fat Controller: Give me a C Everyone present: C! The Fat Controller: Give me an H Everyone present: H!
James *offscreen*: Wait a minute! You're not a cheerleader Sir! ”Er... Sir, I think that Christmas Pudding's a little too big to eat in one mouthful.” Fatty: HAR HAR! I got the last malteaser! *takes a bite*
Right Workman: I can't watch.. *sobs*...oo! A wasp!
Left Workman: Hey look, we're on SiF! Hi mum!
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Fatty: Come back Wilbert! Come baaaack!
Left Workman: What he said!
Right Workman: Hey, Steve, some guy's signing books for them kids!
Guess who that guy is TFC:”Does anyone have any lollies” “Come on Have anyone have any lollies” “DOSE ANYONE HAVE LOLLIES” ”All your base belongs to us!” ---------- ”Look, dear. Don't jump because of our little arguement. All is forgiven. Mind you, I'm still standing by my belief that the kitchen should be yellow” STH: Big Mickey you have caused Confusion and Delay!!!!
Workman/bodygaurd 1: Who's idea was it to give him a megaphone?
Workman/bodygaurd 2: Are those the Star Tugs over there? WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! TFC: Hey you! Yeah, you up there in Cranky! What do you think of me stride? Guard #1: He can't hear you sir. TFC: (Even louder) HEY YOU UP THERE...! TFC:HEY YOU! BROWSING THIS FORUM! YOU HAVE CAUSED... ummm... what is that phrase called? Workman:Confusion and Delay sir, mousepound64:No I haven't! TFC:OKAY YOU WIN THIS ROUND... TFC: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? TFC: I see's me a hippy. *Into the megaphone* Get your hair cut, hippy!
Workman: *Sniff* My father was a hippy. FC: Thomas, You can NOT fly!
2 Others: Uh-Oh! Run!!!! Does my mouth look big in this?
Imagine the eating possibilites! I can eat almost 50 times as much food in one go!
Hear me, members of SiF! Next person to make a fat joke gets sat on! Hoi! Cranky! Have you seen my neck? It's gone missin' again END OF CAPTIONS
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Mousepound
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It's time I changed my avatar...
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Post by Mousepound on Nov 3, 2006 19:16:43 GMT
Let's see what we come up with this. #63 CAPTION SUMMARY Henry:Geez, I don't get paid enough for doing all this work... Rocky:Neither do I. Henry: Hey! You've only arrived! Henry: Rocky, I'm really not comfortable with your arm stretching that far. Sorry for smuttiness!
Henry felt something longand hard coming from Rocky...
It was his crane!!! Henry: If you try going fishing with that thing, I'll bump you Rocky: Hmmm.... Henry: Alright, do it now and get it over with! Henry: Ow! Stop hitting me Rocky! Rocky: Sorry! *Drops arm, it makes a loud noise and starts a rockslide* Henry: So that's why he's called Rocky... HENRY: “I never wanted to be a breakdown train. I wanted to be...a lumberjack!” Henry: God, that border is so annoying! Rocky: I know. So are those little people. ”Rocky you liar! There's no magical pixies out here!” “There's some nice scenery though...” Henry: URGH!! What a horrible smell!! Rocky: When was the last time you smelt cow dung? It was then when Henry found out whom had been stalking him... Henry : “Should'nt you be with Edward right now”
Sodor51 Henry: “Look, Rocky, I keep telling you! We ARE being filmed! Look at this border that's enveloped most of the sky and ground! And look at those two alien-like people in the corner! We're doomed, I tell ye, DOOMED!” Rocky: “Henry, I think you need to lay off the fish.” END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Alaric on Nov 15, 2006 22:22:26 GMT
OK, this thread hasn't been updated in a few days, so you know what that means! I get to add a new picture! Yay me! #64 CAPTION SUMMARY TFC: Oh no! Not more of that James Blunt music! TFC: *Gasps* Ooooh Matron! Take him awaaay! “I'm too fat to reach my left ear. d**n it!” TFC: I ate my local fast food joints out of food!! NOOO!!! TFC: Shtop shinging that ruddy shong Gordon! TFC: Ahhhh! Not another TT65 redub! My ears!!! TFC: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT RACKET?!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!! WIGGLES, I'VE GONE DEAF!!!!! [ i]”Home Alone 5: Lost in Sodor”[/i] [/size][/quote] ”I've got money stashed in my hat, And it's ALL MINE!!!!! Now if only I could reach my hat to get the money...” Gah! Not Alec Baldwin again! He made me sound like I had a frog down my throat! Oh, I guess I did eat my ears after all.....
Did I just hear another member of SiF make a fat joke?!?!?!?
( ) ”Mr Hatt, you've caused Confusion and - “ “LALALALALALALALA! I CAN'T HEEEAR YOOOU!! LALALALALALALALAAAAA!” ”Oh no! Everyone on SIF's changed their usernames again! I'm so confused!” “As long as I keep my mp3 player hidden, they'll all think the show is set in the 50's!” It was at this point the Fat Controller realised he had no other monkeys to cover their mouth or eyes.
TFC: TURN THAT RACKET OFF! PLEASE, NO MORE EMINEM! GIVE ME ABBA ANY DAY! ”What's that? I can't hear you? What? Thomas is stuck down the well? Who the devil's told you that?
What you mean a dog?” ------ People were not just convinced Topham had the 'X-Factor' when he sang 'YMCA', complete with actions', in the middle of the platform Just when he thought it was safe, another Chico song came on! *scary music in the background* TFC: OHH DEAR!! Why aren't the MacDonald Brothers getting kicked out of X Factor? ”All together now....heads, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes...” The Fat Man learnt the hard way about the dangers of Super Glue TFC wasn't descreet when trying to work out whether his new deodorant really worked or not! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by 01Salty on Nov 28, 2006 21:05:44 GMT
Time for a different one, methinks: #66 CAPTION SUMMARY Peter Sam: Is that a hand?! Sir Handel: I dunno, but it's got dirty finger nails!
Peter Sam: *gasp* Sir Handel: *gasp* Peter Sam & Sir Handel together: *gasp* Duke: Oh shut up. I'll only be gone for a little while... Sir Handel: Aha! So it was Duke who nicked your false teeth! Peter Sam: Yesh! Peter Sam: PLEASE tell me Duke's going away for a little while... Sir Handel: I better go find him...
Michael Angelis: And Sir Handel and Duke went to a “stone quarry” for 11 years! Peter Sam was shocked to see his larger Season 5 counterpart, and Sir Handel was distraught when he learned he was going to be shelved for 12 years... Peter Sam: Oh great! Not the US version of “The Magic Lamp”! Sir Handel: I've lost my identity in that episode! I'm not Proteus! Falcon: how long before they change our faces Stuart? Stuart: I don't know. Sir Handel & Peter Sam's plastic surgery didn't exactly go to plan PS: How long does this “Act all astonished contest” take? I've swallowed at least ten bugs and a bird! ___________________________ SH: She...was a MAN... It was then that Peter Sam learned not to show any Boy George music videos to Sir Handel ever again! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Dec 2, 2006 19:47:48 GMT
I'll start a new picture, if I may, seeing as it seems like absolutely ages since I last did one. How's about this for suitably winter themed? #67 CAPTION SUMMARYPointing workman: Alf, I think it's time we did something about your dandruff problem... Thomas: Oh sure, light the fire for the workmen. Don't bother lighting our fire or anything!
Percy: Yeah, look at me! I'm frosting over!
Thomas: That's nothing. I'm frosting over and my eyes have gone wonky! Thomas: *singing* Workmen roasting on a open fire.. Percy: Or in our fireboxes Percy: Let me try my magic skills. ALAKAZAM, ALAKAZOOM, MAKE DUCK APPEAR!! POOF! Thomas: yeah, nice one percy, you only made it snow!!! Thomas: Where's firelighter? He's late! Percy: He's standing right there. He heated the workmen's barrel! Firelighter (offscreen): Catch me if you can, suckers! Thomas and Percy couldn't help but feel a little ripped off with the shed's all new centrel heating system...
...at the least the workmen appreciated it. Thomas: Stupid workmen. We're freezing in here, and they're all hot and toasty by that stupid fire! Percy: Errr, Thomas, it's not a fire, it's a prop light. They wouldn't have real fires on set. Thomas: ...........Stupid prop light.
Workman 1: Shouldn't we get the engines ready now? Workman 2: Nah, stuff them. Ed's just got the marshmallows out! Thomas:Oh great Hobo's Again Percy:Um Thomas.. Thier workmen Thomas: Oh then were's our Coal
Workmen 1: Get more coal from the engines neil Workmen 2: OK Thomas: What are you guys burning in that bin?
Workman1: Er....Season One props?
Percy: Aw bloody hell! NOT THE NAMEBOARDS!!
Workman2: We were sent by HIT! They gave too much about the old series away to the public! We have to destroy old props! It's S8- policy!
Thomas: Policy My Bunker!!
Percy: What's a policy? Thomas: If they sing one more song I'm going to run them over! Percy: I don't think they've even noticed us. Thomas: I couldn't see them anyway, me eyes have gone all queer. Workman 1: I'm gonna spin the roulette wheel now, any more bets? Workman: Do you have any spare change? Thomas: Yes I do! Workman: Well could you give me some? Thomas: Yes I could! Now go away before I sent the Incredibl...y stupid Hulk after you! Percy: Grrr... *Workman runs* Thomas: (muffled) MY FACE IS FROZEN!!! Percy: (also muffled) Scarf, scarf, scarf... Pointing workman: Joe, if I said it once I've said it a thousand times: Throwing Hershey bars into the fire bin is NOT how you make Hot Chocolate!
Percy snickered a few feet away, but it was considered quite ironic that he would have his own bouts with chocolate a decade later... We can all burn evidence in it!
Percy: There goes my enervating personality...... lost into the flames of Hades, where my spectacular vocabulary will never......... what's a demostation?
Thomas: I'm a cheeky fussy little tank engine, who works in the...... erm....... well, I don't actually work...... anywhere any more! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Jan 3, 2007 17:32:01 GMT
*Gives thread mouth to mouth* There, I think that's done it.... Aw, come on. The whole blowing the dust off the thread thing was getting old Anyway, for a change here's a picture from Charlie Chalk to do captions for. #70 CAPTION SUMMARY Disco fever hits Merrytwit ”Good job this guy's only seen one episode, otherwise we'd be in big trouble!” . Captain Mildred: You know Trader, I'm surprised that hat of yours manages to stay on your thin head.
Trader Jones: And I'm surprised that you thought you could pull off wearing yellow socks with brown shoes! The locals were not exactly as helpful as the tourists thought when they asked them directions to the local ASDA's... --------------- Trader Jones-Aww, look at that poor dead bird. Captain Mildred (looking up)-Where? Trader Jones: You'll see me in Hell! Captain Mildred: From heaven you mean? *laughs*
Trader Jones: Oi! Watch where you're walking. Watch out for that bug! Captain Mildred: Oh yeh? Watch out for that bird cr@p heading towards your head! Captain Mildred-”There, Now the police will never recognise you”. It was clearly obvious that neither Trader Jones or Captain Mildred knew the way to Amarillo. Captain Mildred: Yes, Mr. Jones, your invisible friend, Alex the screaming car battery, went that way. Let's go and stay at the YMCA ;D It's actually quite surprising how popular playing 'Cowboys and Indians' really is. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Jan 13, 2007 12:10:44 GMT
Here's a new one if anyone's interested... #71 CAPTION SUMMARY Thomas' fireman: How was I to know you'd hid your life savings in there? DRIVER: “ 'ey up, we're on TV!” FIREMAN: OK, do you understand? The fire goes in THERE! Not on the tracks! DRIVER: Ohh, I see. You know, you better stick to this lark. Driver: Good lord!
Fireman: It's disgusting how the newsagents deliver a magazine that you didn't subscribe to. A picture of Thomas' Driver and Fireman, accompanied by a boringly obvious caption. Fireman: I think I see a face in the fire!
Driver: I think you should get back to work. Fireman: Is that a rat?! Driver: So that explains why Thomas just turned into a crazy rodent of horror...
Rat: Shut up. Driver: What's that in there? Fireman: Looks like a colony of salamanders to me. Driver: Great first fish get into Thomas' tanks, now salamanders get into his firebox! What be next? Bees on his boiler?! Fireman: I think that already happened to James, sir. DRIVER: “Hey look, It's a huge pile of money”. FIREMAN: “And there's a note from HIT Entertainment”. The Driver picks up the note and reads it. DRIVER (reading): “Take this and go. We don't need you anymore”. Fireman: Is that? Driver: I think it is! Fireman: I don't believe it! Driver: Now, calm down. It's nothing to get over excited about. Fireman: What are you talking about? I'm stoked! Driver: And Thomas will be too, since we finally found his firebox!
Driver: Hey Bill, what is it? Fireman: It's a, a, MADE YA LOOK!
Thomas' driver and fireman were shocked to find where the Fat Controller stashed his twinkies every night. Little did he know Thomas was working that day...
Fireman: It's a, it's a, *vomits* Driver: Now THAT is a terrible way to die... Driver: Why are there people watching us? Fireman: Where are they watching us from? Driver: Firebox Fireman: THE FIREBOX?! Driver: We'd better not light a fire, the eye mechanism's in there! Driver: Oh no, why did Fatty agree to Sodor's crews being on reality tv? DRIVER: Oh, THAT million pounds...
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FIREMAN: Why is there a picture of my wife in your lunch box? DRIVER: Well...um...err...a good luck sign?
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FIREMAN: What do you mean “We won't need you now HIT Entertainment has taken over”!?
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DRIVER: Good god! Someone's stolen our lunch! FIREMAN: I spent all morning in line for that Chocolate Crunch!! The crew were horrified to find that instead of coal and water Thomas actually ran on electric and they had just found his motor. They then realised why they kept getting a shock when standing on both rails! Driver: What the hell is this note? Fireman: “Sirs, you are now relieved of your dutys for HiT out bought the railway company. Sir Stephen Topham Hatt.” What does that mean? Driver: We just got sacked. Fireman: “P.S. The rabid dogs will attack in ten seconds.” Do you hear barking? Driver: Oh for Pete's sake, SHUT UP AND RUN FOR YOUR INSINIFICANT LIVES!!!! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Devious Diesel on Jan 22, 2007 18:36:57 GMT
As I've always wanted to do my own caption...thanks go to Chris (I think) for the picture #73 CAPTION SUMMARYEMILY: Oh, for god's sakes Diesel, can't ye just accept that people like ME more than you? Diesel: Duck used to make fun of me too, but it never hurt my feelings like this. What ever happened to him anyway? Diesel : . . . So my plan failed, and The Fat Controller sent me away in disgrace. It wasn't fair, all I wanted to do was get rid of that stupid smug Duck! All the engines hated the way he was always bragging about being Great Western, I was trying to do them a favor, and . . .
Emily: SHUT UP! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A PSYCHIATRIST?
Diesel: Um . . . Yes? Diesel: Now Duck seems to have disappeared, you're next! Emily: Get a life! Diesel: I should have known not to trust Percy with my oil. EMILY: “Me? Go out with you? Hah! Forget it, Diesel. Unlike other engines, I actually have standards.” DIESEL: “I could make you a main character.” EMILY: “Henry's Tunnel, midnight. Blab and you're scrap.” Emily: *sniff* Diesel, was that you? It was wasn't it? Diesel: NO IT WASN'T! EVERYBODY BLAMES THE DIESEL! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Diesel: Do you feel stuffed up? I do. Emily: I was stuffed up all the way through Season 8. Go figure.
Emily: Bite me. Diesel: Why? I can't reach. EMILY: See? It's not so bad being green. DIESEL: It IS when you discover too late that that oil was off!
EMILY: Oh, shut up! I don't make anyone sick! Diesel: What Duck said about the Great Northern Railway make me sick! I can't tell you though! Emily: Tell me or I'll put sugar in your fuel tank! *insert flatulence humour here*
“If you think this is bad, you should see my ego.” Emily: Jamal? Is that you again? EMILY: What are YOU doing here?
DIESEL: I'm here to replace you.
EMILY: Duck and Oliver and even BoCo tried that, and I soon took care of them! Sent them to the storage closet, I did!
Emily: Give up Diesel, you'll never be as popular as me. Diesel: *whimper*
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It was obviously apparent who would win the 'cringing' competition that day.
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Diesel: Can I take the coaches? Emily: Screw you, nick off! Diesel: Fine! Have it your way! Diesel rolls away to set Tidmouth Sheds alight, The next morning, and neither Emily or Diesel had fully recovered from their having to sleep right outside the Fat Controller's bedroom...with the window open
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EMILY: Look, do you know the way to Amarillo or not? DIESEL: How should I know? I don't even know why I'm still on this island!
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DIESEL: How was I to know Toby was your idol? If I had, I'd never have pushed him onto that tipper's ramp. Honest. Diesel: Hey, Emily, what do you think of my entry for Sodor's Gurning Competition? EMIlY: “Diesel, I don't think the plastic surgery went according to plan”. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Devious Diesel on Jan 30, 2007 21:57:09 GMT
Another S10 picture, once more with thanks going to Chris for the picture. #74 CAPTION SUMMARYJAMES: If Gordon hears about this, I'll NEVER hear the end of it!
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James' joy on hearing that a Season 1 reference would be made in the penultimate episode was short lived... James: This 'face in the painting' gag is pretty old you know!
James was quite surprised when they told him he was the 'face of the railway'.
Edward: THAT'S NOT FUNNY JAMES!!! (Reference to Season 1) JAMES: “Hey, everyone! Look at me! I'm Edward! I have massive self-esteem issues and an unexplained crane prejudice! Boo-hoo! I can barely pull a single truck of furnature! New-fangled nonsense! New-fangled nonsense!” EDWARD: “You know I'm still right behind you, right?” JAMES: “If Thomas can steal everyone's spotlight, so can I”. James: Great! It's my sad face on Edward's body all over again! (Refering to the goof at the end of 'Edward & Gordon'). James: For Halloween, I'm going as Edward. James: Does Edward make me look fat? Susan Sandron: Over here is James, forced into degrading disguises by his cruel- James: LORDY, DO YOU EVER SHADDAP!?! In the latest lawsuit against The Daily Mirror, local steam engine James the Red Engine accuses the magazine of writing a degrading article about his newest accident and calling him “that grumpy old engine who never seems to be happy anymore,” as well as calling the boastful locomotive “fat.” Narrator: The fireman gave Edwa- James: For the last time!!! I'm JAMES, NOT EDWARD!! Driver: Seriously, who messed up the scripts for this?! Alright James...Okay stop right there...Smile!...c'mon James! Smile! I'm not taking a picture if you don't smile... James: It wasn't MY idea to have my picture taken like this! Oh fine then... *Snaps picture* See how unhandsome you look? Cameraman: Why do you look so down, James? Don't you want to make a random nod toward a Season 1 goof? James: It's not that....I just realized....this post is on page 69... Thomas: Oh snap. Edward: OH- Schnäpper. Cameraman: But what if it drifts onto page 70 instead? James: ...didn't think about that. Edward: *snicker* Sechzig neun… NEWSREADER: “And in other news, a sudden craze has hit the Island of Sodor. Painting yourself like Edward has become the latest in fashion. Everybody's doing it”. Talk about advertising yourself!! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Devious Diesel on Feb 7, 2007 15:20:38 GMT
Time for a new one, me thinks. Thanks go to Chris once again. #75 CAPTION SUMMARY ”Bloody Hell! What's this!? This isn't a cartoon, you know! This is real life!” Lorry Driver: She was obviously a lesbian... This is the result of drink driving. It's not big, and it's not clever. Driver: OW!!! That left a huge bump on my head!!! After Button Moon was cancelled, Mr. Spoon got plastic surgery and went on a mad bender, eventually ending up in a quarry somewhere. He made sure to keep hold of his hat though.. DRIVER: “So this is what having a railroad spike through your head feels like”. 'Tackhead' Jones wonders what his workmates find so funny. DRIVER: Ow! What happened to “Luckily, no one was hurt”? OUCH!! I've should've remembered Al's advice, “Spill someone's pint & he'll lamp you” Ah, the wonderful things people do to get Alec Baldwin out of their head... ”There's got to be a less painful way to get satellite television!” I guess I know how Henry felt after Tackling Morals... END OF CAPTIONS
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Nanaki
Main Line Engine
Just wolfing around.
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Post by Nanaki on Apr 16, 2008 6:13:18 GMT
Also, new image time? Enjoy my MS Paint skills. #59THOMAS: Ah well, at least my face isn't moving yet...! CAPTION SUMMARYThomas - "Nobody say a word!" The moment when Thomas jumped the shark. Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Thomas: Steven Spielberg is not going to like what you're doing, HIT Entertainmeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnntttttttttt! THOMAS: This wasn't in my contract!
THOMAS: I heard of jumping the shark, but this is rediculous!
SHARK: Mother is NEVER going to believe this! "Do ah really need ta say it?"
A scene from Season 17: Thomas and the Really Big Fish.
TFC: Wiggles! Get my fishing rod! ;D Thomas: Who the hell hangs a cardboard cutout in a ravine? Thomas escapes from Blofeld's secret Sodor base in this exclusive shot of the next DVD movie, "The Fireman With the Golden Gun". Thomas: That's it! I'm never going to let the blokes from Jackass drive me again!
n00b: OMG! There is teh new Tumas episod from Seson 15!!11! Its caled 'Thomas and Jaws'!1!! ROFLOL!
It was at that moment Thomas realised his work as a professional stunt train was not all that is was cracked up to be... Shark: Come to papa! Thomas: I'd rather not. Thomas: I better be paid for this.
Thomas' Driver: We're gonna need a bigger engine. Thomas: This feels all too familiar... Thomas: 'Oof, the things I do for extra publicity!' <crunch> Shark: And I thought flying FISH were strange. Narrator: One morning Thomas jumped over the dangerous shark infested gorge ~ Thomas: Hello Shark, welcome to wherever we are ~ Shark: Lunch time methinks I'm in yo Sodor, biting yo engines! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Jim on Apr 24, 2008 23:51:42 GMT
Time for a new one --- have fun! #60 CAPTION SUMMARYThomas: Ramming trucks is one thing, but cars are another. Not only did the accident dent Thomas's buffers, but his face got realigned as well! n00b: OMG ROFL! Its a new Thumas epsode fr seson 15!!1! Ets caled 'Thomas the Tanked Engine and the suicide attempt'!1! LOL!11!one
Narrator: Luckily, no one was hurt. Well, except for the car, but we don't consider him a someone because we're biased against non-rail. Where were we?
It was at that moment that the Driver regretted hiding his ecstacy in Thomas' firebox- and then letting Thomas think he was a monster truck... Luckily, no-one was hurt! Narrator: At that moment, Thomas realized he would never be a monster truck. Whilst visiting America, Thomas realised too late that he had shunted the wrong sort of "car"...!
THOMAS: "If anyone says that catchphrase, I'm handing in my notice!!" As it turned out, it WASN'T Gordon who had run over Fatty's car.
(Those who've heard the audio redub of "The Three Railway Engines" will get this one) A retired Dick Dastardly was left flustered after an old scheme of his comes back to haunt him... Muttely still regrets forgetting to paint the moustache on their engine's face. Car Driver: You have caused confusion & delay. Thomas:I suppose the whole "Luckily No One Was Hurt" line can save me now :X Thomas realized his mistake when the car he collided with emptied itself of soccer moms. Very angry soccer moms. THOMAS: "Free the rails! Free the rails from motorway tyranny!" Thomas: Extraordinary! I've got a half a metre light on and they still didn't see me! WTF HAPPENED TO MY FACE!?!?!?!? Oh, there's a car in front of me, isn't there? DOWN WITH CARS!!! EVERYONE COME BACK TO THE RAILWAY...OR THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN.... "Luckyyyyyyyyyy, he's with Ammi" "Thomas," said his driver sternly, "NOW do you see the advantage of a CGI face...?" END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Old Square Wheels on May 7, 2008 10:17:41 GMT
Time for a new 'un, methinks #61 CAPTION SUMMARYDomino's delivery man (at other end of phone):"So you want a double quackeroni with a large quacka-cola and a side order of garlic quack. Can I have some of that stuff you've been smoking?" Phone: I expected a view! Inspector: Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Arlesdale window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically— Phone: I expected to see the sea. Inspector: You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky. "If you are wanting to see ze ducky again, leave £50,000 in ze trucks in ze toy factory sidings...and non funny business, or I will be having ze Duck Surprise for dinner! Haw-haw-haw!" "Hello, Pet Shop? Yes, you know that duck you sold me, the one you mentioned was 'house trained'? Well, she left a rather nasty, cloud-like mess on my new binoculars...!"
"Sorry, Sir. Could you phone me back? I'm having a chat with my lawyer." Quack quack Dilly: Is that my mom? IS THAT MY MOM?! GIMME THE PHONE!!
Stationmaster: Sir Topham Hatt, sir? I don't like being duckroll'd... Inspector:Sir, the Insurance Rep. is personally here to see you about the engines' policy. Phone: mmmft mrunt mmmfrrt frt frt? Inspector: Yes sir, he's from... Duck: *AFLAC!*
(if you Brits and Aussies aren't familiar... click here) Stationmaster: Hello, Donald's Driver? Dilly wants to go for a ride on Donald. Do you think you can arrive at the station soon? Stationmaster:Hello,is this Uncle Sook's Chinese Palace? I have a good duck for you to roast! Inspector:"Hello, chemist, I require some mor eof my pills I think there's a duck on my desk talking tom me." Duck:"Why was this scene deleted?" Narrator:"Because no one likes you "Hello? Animal Control? Send someone round as fast as possible, I've got a rabid duck problem. What's that? Well, it's killed my co-worker and crapped on the paperwork." Stationmaster: And that'll be a pepperoni pizza, and a coke. Dilly: DON'T FORGET THE GARLIC BREAD! Stationmaster: Ah yes. And garlic bread.
It was at that moment the Stationmaster realised the man-in-the-duck-costume prank was on him, when he heard Ashton Kutcher on the phone... "Is that Sir Hatt speaking.............? Ah yes sir, your crispy Duck has arrived, there is a complication though........." END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Knuckles on May 13, 2008 23:24:33 GMT
And as suggested by Chris, here is something HenryBlue brought, literally! ;D #62"WHEEeeeeeooooooooooooooooooo!" CAPTION SUMMARY"As you can see, I regret having that Botox injection." On Inside the Actor's Studio, we have Gordon's stunt double from Thomas and Friends. After his 15th can of lager, Knuckles's first attempt at a Gordon 1 model wasn't quite as accurate as his second... Gordon: DONUTS!!!11!!1
It was at that moment Gordon's Crew realised Gordon was indeed lying when he denied using drugs every night since Season 8.... Gordon: DONUTS!!!11!!1
It was at that moment Gordon's Crew realised Gordon was indeed lying when he denied using drugs every night since Season 8.... GORDON: *giggling like a schoolgirl* Gordon had taken a wee bit too many drugs...
"But, magic drugs make my problems go away!" In order to test out the effects of CGI faces, HiT tried testing animations with clay faces. And as you can see, it was an epic failure. Fergus(Off Screen): Take that silly grin off your face GORDON: "I'm going to kill you! Teeheeheehee!" The Season 12 episode "Gordon and the Botox needle" is guaranteed to be the worst in HiT's history. Gordon: I'm awesome. Wait....Check that... I'm awesome squared! END OF CAPTIONS
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Iceman
Goods Engine
Chill Out
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Post by Iceman on May 18, 2008 4:23:59 GMT
#63"Hmmm... Isn't as good as that tar," CAPTION SUMMARYGordon: Exactly how many people did I just run over??!!
Gordon's Driver: Goodness gracious! Something must be wrong!.....There's no Peanut Butter!
It was at that moment Gordon 'got' Thomas' joke about being 'jammed' in Season 3.... Cows 2
Only this time there was 1 major difference in the reinactment!
Locomotive at speed + Cow that doesn't move = Meaty Bitz I liked it better when I had the model's face... The live action filming of "Gordon and the chav" never made it to our screens. Gordon: Wow, no wonder the Fat Man likes doughnuts so much! (sequel to previous caption) GORDON: (heavy breathing) What was THAT!? Gordon the Big Engine in... Sodor Chainsaw Massacre [/size][/quote] END OF CAPTIONS
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Revolver
Passenger Engine
Unhappy moth is unhappy.
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Post by Revolver on May 20, 2008 21:09:18 GMT
#64 Smudger: What do you mean I'll be repainted and turned into Rheneas?!?! CAPTION SUMMARYSMUDGER: "How can my trucks even possibly be organised like that?"
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SMUDGER: "I refuse to work properly until I get a decent role" Smudger: Aah! I have internal bleeding! ... Oh wait... The interior of my cab appears to be painted red. How and why did that happen?? Smudger: Listen, Dukie, who worries about a few paint issues? Duke: We do here. You'd never see me in any other colour...
Smudger: For the last time, I....AM....NOT....RHENEAS! HONEST!
It was at that moment Smudger realised his argument was invalid. He WAS derailed, and he WAS the centre of a model-sharing conspiracy- which was never solved after the Season 5 model revamp. Smudger went into hiding at this point and posed as a mine engine called 'Bertram'. Since this, Duke has not been located by the police or Fat Controller.... Duke: Smudger, what ha- Smudger: None of your business! Get off my back! Duke: But there's red in your cab and- Smudger: Shut up! It's nothing! Duke: Where's your crew? Smudger: Err...umm...Sleepin'! Smudger: How many times do I have to tell you? MY NAME IS NOT STANLEY!!! Duke: Britt is SOOOOO gonna get it!!
This is why we have never seen Duke past Series 4. Am I really Stanley or Rheneas, hard to tell. Gimme a hand here dukkie. Smudger: This would never have happened if I was painted red... Workman: Now do you understand weight restrictions? Smudger: Are you calling me fat? "Smudger, are you a masochist? You seem to enjoy hurting yourself then covering it up with that rather nasty Troublesome Truck imitation of yours!" "Ah, shaddup!" Unluckily for Smudger, Nanaki was soon proven wrong. The entire fanfiction was a joke, and Smudger was quickly scrapped. The end. smudger: "Gosh darn it, not again....that is the 5th time this week" END OF CAPTIONS
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