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Post by Jim on Jun 3, 2008 12:48:54 GMT
Okay, let's try this one, then... #65 "Springtime for Sodor and Topham Hatt! Winter for firemen and Bob!" "Oh CRAP! I've somehow ended up in High School Musical!!" Thomas has his own opera, Thomas il motore di carro armato
(That's "Thomas the Tank Engine" babelfished into Italian ) Good evening and this is BBC1; now it's time for another grappling edition of How do you solve a problem like Thomas? After the Starlight Express, Lloyd-Webber finally did a camp version of the railway series. Narrator: Thomas became confused. Why was everyone stepping around in synch and singing when they spoke? And isn't that Sophia from the Golden Girls in the red sweater? The new, season 14 episode,Thomas and the musical. Thomas: At least this isn't 'Thomas on Ice'...
Percy: Dammit, why can't I be up there being famous as well? Diesel: Because you're ugly.
It was at that moment everyone remembered the saying 'It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt', when Thomas' brakes failed and he rolled straight into the audience...
Luckily, no one was hurt...
Thomas the Stageshow Engine & Friends. Coming soon to an Odeon near you. James (offstage): it should have been me up there, not that little blue sod.
A sneak peak at the new episode, Thomas Gets Stage Fright. Coming soon to a stage near you:The Ballad of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends! everyone singing "The Island of Sodor. Magical land where things come true!" Fergus(Off Screen): Do it right or I'll get Bill and Ben to dump you in the sea. You put your right foot in, You put your right foot out... Thomas: The Musical, comming 2009! With great hits like 'Confusion and Delay', 'The Fat Controller's Fat Rap', and pictured above for your benefit, the ever-popular smash hit, 'Luckily, No-One Was Hurt!' Percy: What's Love Enterpainpent? Today, Thomas debuted his new Hollywood makeover! Sadly, it was not complete, and the poor engine turned out horrid. Luckily, his human friends danced around like monkeys to distract the audience.
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Post by Nanaki on Jun 14, 2008 13:54:17 GMT
Spotted this in the Upcoming Videos thread, and something told me, for the sake of Sodor, this must be captioned. With thanks to Chris for showing.#66 Edward:Wow, this plastic surgery makes me feel young again!
Bertie:As does my botox injection! Bertie: This middle wheel they've given keeps me even steadier than before.*
* Check under Bertie's face to see what I mean. Bertie: Fantastic! Now do your James impression! "No matter how much you try, you will always be Edward." New engine for Season 13! Edmas or Thomward! Thomas: ....So I stole the TARDIS, went back in time and made it so that I was ALWAYS first in whatever media The Railway Series gets adapted! I even stole Edward's body in case of backup.
Bertie: Wow. So, fancy a race then, Thomas?
Thomas: You didn't really listen to the whole story, did you Bertie? TV Announcer: Get ready, kids. It's time for "Edward and Friends"! Oh noes! I r ben done Photoshop'd! Thomas takes stealing everybody's screentime to the next level. Bertie: Whoooaaahhhh, now these drugs are making me see engines' faces on other engines' bodies.... Edward: Shut up Bertie.
Edward: And I thought it was only the Narrow-Gauge engines that had face swaps nowadays....
It was at that moment Edward realised that plastic surgery had not been as huge success as he thought...he also admitted that the movie 'Face Off' had sucked him in too far... Berties driver: "Alright yous guys, use getaway power!" Bertie: hello Thomas, I mean Edward, i mean... OH MY FREAKING CHRIST TO GOD Edward: Shut up or I'll get my good friends Bill and Ben. Thomas: Hey Edward I found your happy face plate so give me mine back Edward: *Sigh* At least we won't be dealing with this in Seaon 12. Upcoming Episode: Edward and the Identity Crisis Edward: He he he he, that'll get that greedy blue pratt for stealing the spotlight. Now I'll be the one to get the glory. Bertie: I don't think it works like that.
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Jun 27, 2008 22:34:03 GMT
#67 After HiT purchsed tugs, they decided to make it a cartoon series like Thomas CGI. Chibi TUGS: the latest horror from japan Sunshine: *giggles* I just took some coal from Zorran's private stash! Top Hat: Well, obviously... Top Hat:Lowsy animators forogt to give me a monocle! Sunshine:I haven't taken my meds!
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Post by Nicholas on Jul 7, 2008 0:35:32 GMT
#68Elsewhere...(Image hosted by 01Salty, in the Magazines discussion thread) H8 luk itz Thomward Percy th nu karacter 4 czon 13!!!!1!!1!!! Edward was waiting at the sawmill, when he heard a whistle coming from the front and back. It was Thomas with his train of nuclear waste, and Percy with some uranium. "Stop!" cried Edward, but it was too late, and a giant mushroom cloud appeared in the area. Edward opened and felt something wasn't right.
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"Oh, snap!"
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His driver ''Okay, no more trips to the pub..." Something is wrong with this picture. Can you find the deleberate mistake in this picture? ... Yes! Thomas has a driver! Everyone knows that steamies and diesels drive themselves. Who cares about the locomotive crews anyway? reply to Christopher's post above... No , it's definately that brake van. Everyone knows trucks just stop when they're decoupled from a train. Driver indeed, tut. Suddenly Edward started to think that taking the uranium train wasn't all it was cracked up to be New character for Season 12: Pedmas! He has Thomas' body, Edward's looks, Percy's number and he himself has a verygoofy personality! Hybrid Engine: Oh my goodness!.............Look at that badly photoshopped load that crane is carrying!
It was at that moment all the workman realised that something was indeed in the water... It was only when the workmen wolf-whistled him that Thomas realized something was wrong.
Sir Topham Hatt's crazy scheme involving scientific experiments to merge the locomotives together had some unexpected results.
If you think that was bad, you should see what they did to Gordon,Henry and James...
"I don't think that putting the uranium dump on my branchline was such a good idea sir..." Needless to say, the new modelmaker was immediately canned following his "Harmless" April Fool's joke...
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The temporary replacement for Thomas's face wasn't all it was cracked up to be, so it was decided that to further disguise him and hide his embarrassment, his number would be changed.
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Thomas in his Edwardian days, before the systemwide renumbering. Thomas was delighted that his trick of putting his face on Edward had worked. That is, until Edward decided to return the favor. Somewhere in Pete's World....
Tommy the Tender Engine: "Oh, no! Not them!" Cybus Cybermen (off-screen): "DELETE! DELETE!" Thomas: Oh snap! Extreme makeover was NOT a good idea! When the New engine saw just how low his pay was he nicked the other two engines and formed himself into one, in order to gain more than one check
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When Thomas heard about fallout three coming out. he cosplayed as a mutant to shocking results THOMAS: OMG! Is that the Fat Controller...STREAKING!? THOMAS' DRIVER: OK, who painted that 6!? Newsreel: Thomas will be in a new television program called "Thomas and the Wiki Engines."
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Post by Chris on Aug 1, 2008 19:28:22 GMT
That one's had a pretty decent run. Here's a new one to have a crack at... #69 Rusty, Skarloey and Rheneas: *singing* We're following the leader The leader, the leader We're following the leader Wherever he may go.
Sir Handel: Do we really have to reenact a scene from Disney's Peter Pan when there's dust all over me? SKARLOEY RAILWAY EXPOSED: Sir Handel is confronted by his friends about his addictions. Unfortunately for Sir Handel, the whole Rusty is a girl thing was not true SCOOP
Sir Handel & Friends prepare for there re-enactment of Ghost Train! Little did Thomas know that Sir Handel, Rusty and Rheneas were about to exploit his phobia of the Pilsbury Doughboy.... Sir Handel: I'm telling you guys it's just flour. I haven't got any addiction problems. Rusty: Do these vans contain "flour" too? Sir Handel: ... no. Rusty: Sir Handel, who can you see? Sir Handel: I can see some workmen loading a van full of explosives. Rusty: Perfect! Ready, one, two....
It was at that moment the narrow-gauge engines thought hiding was the best thing to do after Mr. Percival discovered someone had been into his icing sugar and cheezels... Line-up of new merchandise released! Each with narrow gauge rolling stock...
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Sir Handel: I'm hoping that that CGI company will mistake me for a bag of flour, and not change me into a computer image. Rusty: I'm hoping he'll mistake me for a brick. Skarloey: Well, the drivers have been hiding in these vans for a long time, now, and finally we know why... Sir Handel: All right, snow day! No work for us! Rusty: Wait a minute, that's not sno-! Rheneas: (Be quiet and play along, it's time for our revenge.)
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Post by Chris on Aug 25, 2008 23:34:48 GMT
Here's my latest entry. Have fun! #71
I can personally assure you, this IS based on a true story.
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If you don't buy this book, then HiT won't receive the funding it needs to keep Thomas alive.
alternatively once again
[Shopkeeper emerges] For the the last time, get OUT OF MY SHOP
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I seem have gotten lost, and I'd know where I am if I could find... these engines. Now, if anyone knows how I can get BACK to Sodor, I would be much obliged. And here, children, is where the engines learned how to control themselves. Man in Top Hatt who looks like Chris: I hope me girlfriend doesn't see this....
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Chris decided to disguise himself as The Fat Controller and work undercover to stop the evil forces of HIT Entertainment from taking over the world with an army of mind controlled children
"See? L-l-look! look Percy's lips moved! See? See? I'm not making this up! See? See?"
moments before being put in the stock cupboard by hit entertainment,sir topham hat was caught reading the railway series to small children. Soccer Mum: Get away from our children with that 'Thomas THE TANK ENGINE and Friends' I only want Jimmy seeing 'Thomas and Friends.' 'Thomas THE TANK ENGINE and Friends' is too scary and reailistic!
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Post by Devious Diesel on Sept 1, 2008 10:06:44 GMT
Sorry, but I couldn't resist...all credit to eDWaRDTHeGReaT #72
GORDON: OK, so what if I HAVE been at the anti-wrinkle cream? Do you have a problem with that? What's this? Staring at Gordon Day? James: Ohhhh Gordon, you look different somehow. Don't tell me, you used an eyebrow pencil, riiiggght?
Emily: Have you been rifling through my make up kit again? The Annual Staring Contest has been going on for days now, and the engines have no intention on stopping anytime soon. "Hey, Gordon, you should have seen the size of that big booger the CGI animator gave you earlier. It was just dangling from your nose by a thread." The other engines thought it a great laugh that Gordon seemed so adamant about the fact that SOMETHING had changed about him...and everyone, for that matter. Emily: SEE! HE STOLE MY EYEBROWS!
James: Pah. And Stanley is just a repainted Silly Billy. [laughs from the engines]
james: Something's different wioth you all...
Emily: And you
Gordonb: Silly CGI
Edward: New Fangled Nonsense, that what it is
*Anvil comes down, crushhes Edward and another Edward comes out*
REAL Edward: That'll teach him to take my place
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Post by Richard on Sept 6, 2008 22:18:09 GMT
#73
CGI Image: James: Yes, I DO look super, don't I? Please continue your jealous stares, oh lovely admirers.
Wooden Image: Tomas: OH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.
When Thomas asked Cranky to use his height to help him find Percy, this was NOT what he had in mind! THOMAS: Uhhhh, Cranky? You're not gonna load me into that conveyor of doom over there, are you?
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Thomas wasn't sure he liked the Fat Controller's experiments with magnetic couplings, But Cranky was thrilled!
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THOMAS: well, at least the water's covering my firebox...
((Although, honestly, that picture doesn't NEED a caption.)) "I can see right up your nose." This is the new look for season 14, super jelly beany and plasticky! Else where in an alternative reality! Cranky the Tank Engine is getting hauled into the air by Thomas the really happy crane Thomas: CRANKY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!!! Cranky: You said you wanted to hang out with me some time!
NEW JUST IN: Cranky the crane, who had become sick and tired of his restricted air time, held Thomas hostage on his hook until he received another episode to himself. His wish was granted, and the new episode will air tomorrow. It's called 'Cranky Keels Over', in which a train rams into the side of him and he crashes into the ocean, and abandoned.
It was at that moment Thomas realised that him saying that we wished he could have a ride on a chair-o-plane was a bad idea...
An exclusive preview of Season 13's Thomas Goes Fishing II.
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Post by Evening Star on Sept 7, 2008 16:10:10 GMT
Since we've squeezed everything plausibly funny from the last one... #74
Thomas had thought it funny enough when Mr Snowman had attached himself to his buffers, but when he saw a balloon of himself trialing behind him, he knew things were getting a little out of hand... "GAH! The Transformation artists have filled me up with Helium! I'm feeling rather bloated..."
[/DeviantART joke] Trans-Thomas, Engines in Disguise! When Thomas ODed on Botox, he found himself in a right pickle. Thomas: So THIS is why James wanted to fly! Oh, he's going to be so jealous...
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Post by Devious Diesel on Sept 12, 2008 15:34:06 GMT
Credit to ETG again, but I simply couldn't pass this one up. #75
Toby hadn't realised someone had put a "Bump Me" sign on his back. Thomas: Found You!
Toby: How many times do I have to say, can't a Tram engine have a little private time? TOBY: "Push off, Thomas. This is my episode." Thomas: "Sorry, didn't know it was occupied" Next week's episode: Thomas & The Annoyed Tram Toby: Thomas, MUST you make your mandatory appearance in this episode.. again?! Thomas: Sorry Toby, remember was the show's called!
It was at that moment Toby realised that no matter how many signs he could have put up, those pesky young engines would always end up invading his property.... Ever since Toby's driver had a TV installed, the other engines had followed him everywhere. Especially during 'Thomas and Friends'! Toby: I'm not a book, quit reading me! "Yes, Thomas, I do realize that I have a perky bum for an old man, but I'm not interested! Go hit on that prat James, he'd love it, the little narcissist!" Toby: It was something else when James pushed me all the way to the Works, Thomas! But to have engines like you push me for no reason is toeing over the line! If you need to bump me, do it when I need it! Thomas: (gets some very naughty ideas at this statement.) Reason #65,423,291,758 why HiT needs to bring back drivers. Thomas:are we there yet?
Toby:no.
Thomas:are we there yet?
Toby:NO! Toby: "Don't even THINK about giving me wedgie, Thomas!" Thomas: Hi toby
Toby: d**n it Thomas can't an engine even take a piss without you butting in on them! "You know, Thomas, suddenly I remember why I wanted you to stop being cheeky way back when..."
"Aw, come on, It was just one friendly buffer-tap!"
"Twenty miles an hour does NOT constitute a 'tap!!" Thomas: Hey, Toby, why the long face? Toby: I swear, that is getting so old so fast...
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Post by Chris on Sept 26, 2008 21:51:21 GMT
This has been quiet for a least a week now, so here's a new pic to hopefully get us going again. #76
Do I dare say it? Has Thomas...gone to the dogs?
"Awwww! This isn't the one with Gremlin!" Dog 1: Thank goodness we're reading Thomas! I can safely say it's a lot better than most other books I've read! Dog 2: Like that novel "The Great Gatsby"? Not so great after all! Puppy 1: Trainz iz fascinating, yes? Puppy 2: Yeh, but dis one not by Revren'. Not az gud.
((Or, the most obscure one in the world.))
After Star Fox 2 was canned, Fay Spaniel ended up marrying an Accountant. These are her children at 5. Dog 1: If we reed diz book, we might b able 2 know enuff about Tomus to join teh SiF! Dog 2: Gud idea. If only we cud reed....
It was at that moment that Miss Jenny realised her dogs were smarter than she first thought... Left Dog: Can you even read this? Right Dog: No, but the pictures are pretty!
Edit: I really shouldn't have written colourful! Left Dog: Bah. The series has really gone downhill. This book is nothing compared to the Wilbert's ones. Right Dog: Indeed, I wouldn't even throw this at the cat next door. Dog 1: Dude, those trains are talkin'! Dog 2: Word.
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 8, 2008 16:05:08 GMT
#77 Even though James was smiling,he couldn't help but feel like he had a long face. CAPTION SUMMARYThis wasn't exactly what the Fat Controller had in mind when he told James to exercise some 'forward thinking'. "Peep pip pip! Hello FatFace!" whistled Henry. "Would you mind, I'm feeling a little... bloated" Gordon watches James race by: "NOW look who's the galloping sausage!" James: *pants* Sorry I was late Thomas. I'm feeling more puffed than usual. Thomas: Pah, you're too fat, you need exercise! James: Nonsense, Thomas. Engines can't gain wait...
It was at that moment James realised he shouldn't have let that truck's teasing from S5* get to him, and also that he shouldn't have chosen Lionel to manage his plastic surgery...
*= The line about James' face from 'James & the Trouble with Trees'. The CGI went a little too far... What you didnt' see: James is actually allergic to bee stings. This is what really happened after he got stung. See James, famous for his role in the children's TV show "Thomas & Friends", speak out tonight on: When Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong! It wasn't until James saw himself in a mirror that he realized he went to far on his Botox treatment. In an other episode of "Behind the Scenes", we will talk learn about James' deadly and life threatening plastic surgery addiction. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Oct 19, 2008 13:32:35 GMT
I knew this had to go in the Caption Contest when I saw it... #78 CAPTION SUMMARYTFC(Thinking): Dear Diary: Jackpot!
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Lady Hatt (Browsing SiF): TOPHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! "Chicks really dig you when you own a million dollar railway company."
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"Hm. So ther IS more to life than sausages and cream buns." "We definately need some female twins on the Island, and I don't mean to work!"TFC: Chicks really dig a guy who's round and owns a multi-million dollar railway franchise.
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TFC: Hmmmm, I didn't know Miley Cyrus had a twin sister! Oh well, double the pleasure and double the fun! Sir Topham Hatt poses for the launch of the NWR's new advertising campaign
North Western Railways: Pimpin'! Sweet buttery Jesus, where do we begin? ;D
THE FAT CONTROLLER: "Now this is my kind of 'Confusion and Delay'."
THE FAT CONTROLLER: "Get a load of this, Percival!"
THE FAT CONTROLLER: "Would you lovely girls like a bacon sandwich? I'll be the bacon!"
THE FAT CONTROLLER: "Check out the buffers on these two!"
THE FAT CONTROLLER: "Want to take a ride on my Magic Railroad?"
And of course, the terrible consequences of this caption pic:
Front page of the Daily Mirror: "LOVE RAT HATT! Railway controller has threesome during Great Discovery premiere! Wife and engines heartbroken! See P4-28 for more!" Rev. Awdry: What have they done to my character?! Don't they know that he's married!!!
Sorry, I thought of what a Clergyman like the Reverend would say had he seen that... I hope my wife doesn't see this.....
Workman: Sir, the railway's in trouble! Leave these girls, we need to go back NOW!
TFC:*Looks at him with a raised eyebrow* Are you blind or somethin'?
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TFC: Yeah ladies just call me... Big Daddy Phat. "Steady on ladies, there's plenty of Topham for everyone." Sir Topham Hatt: Hmmm...When they told me I would get a surprise at the premiere I didn't expect this. But still...it's worth it.Chicks dig guys who own a railway and can afford over 80 locomotives! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Iceman on Oct 28, 2008 9:48:12 GMT
New one? #79Credit to majhost user who uploaded. The Diesel: I knew there was something wrong with that Beef Curry CAPTION SUMMARYAfter backing into a telephone pole being raised by workmen, poor Bowler had to wait for the railway's locomotive proctologist to come inspect his rear bufferbeam. Duck and Stepney took the oppurtunity to mock him...aggressively. Sodor's version of 'it's a knockout' took a turn for the hilarious! It's obvious that Bowler just farted. Look right above him. Diesel: Oh, am I flying low? END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Churchy on Nov 4, 2008 16:47:27 GMT
How about a new pic, seeing as the tread is dead? #80 CAPTION SUMMARY Proof that the model series really has been retired...
Or for something less morbid:
"Order your Chocolate Covered Thomas the Tank Engine NOW and get a free lifetime supply of salad, shown in the picture with! Nothing says long healthy life like a healthalicious amount of healthy vegetables!" ;D
[/i][/quote] Just purchased: the model from "Toby's Discovery." Tour Guide: This is the Thomas stunt double from The Great Discovery. After it fell into a ravine and landed in the water, it wasn't salvaged and started to rust and overgrow spontaneously. Luckily, we managed to rescue it and now has a full long life ahead of him, well, sort of... END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Mr.Twizler on Nov 15, 2008 13:20:05 GMT
Is it time for a new one?...here's one suggested by Chris: #82 CAPTION SUMMARYMost...awesome...season...ever.... Boco: Hey guys check it out, I got an overhaul ! JAMES: "Oh god, Boco, not more plastic surgery!" pip & Emma:after all these years,TV HERE WE COME!
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robotic voice:WARNING,WARNING!CALLING ALL HIT ENTERTAINMENT STAFF,TWO RAILWAY SERIES CHARACTERS HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE DUNGEON! STOP THEM!STOP THEM! Thomas: Don't worry James you're a HST too; a Highly Surprised Train. James: That HST is going to fall on Thomas!! QUICK!! THOMAS!! MOVE!! NOW!! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Devious Diesel on Nov 25, 2008 21:06:49 GMT
#83Credit goes to the guy named in the picture, of course... Diesel had never quite been able to wink "like this". (if you've read a few of the Railways Series stories, you might get the joke) CAPTION SUMMARY "Maybe if I imagine really hard, I might turn invisible...!"
"AUGH! Bloody flies!" "This Quarry is NOT good for my Contacts!" "ARRRRRR! Oi be Long John Diesel! Yarhaaar, Jim Lad!" "Darn quarry dust! I can't see!!" "Ugghh! Sir! Please put your shirt back down!"
It was at that moment that Diesel realised having a staring competition- and attempting to blink one eye at a time- was not the best way to win.... diesel:I'll never get used to these eyelids . Diesel: (After seeing Fatty at the all-you-can-eat-buffet) My Eyes! Diesel got into a fight with some soccer mom's............the soccer mom's won.... "Curse you BILLY IDOL!!!" With the viewers confused as to whether Diesel was now good or bad, it was only recently that Diesel himself discovered the answer; he had a split personality, and this is what it looked like when they met.
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Thomas didn't mind Diesel rolling in front of him in the billboard photograph when it became apparent how stupid Diesel looked.
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Diesel had developed a crush on a diesel from the Mainland, but when he tried to give her a sort of sexy, smouldering look, it didn't go to plan...
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"It's the new fuel. Drugs must have leaked into the tanks." Diesel: So how's my impersonation of Salty? Spot-on, yar? END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Nanaki on Dec 4, 2008 3:15:34 GMT
#84With thanks to Chris for this one. CAPTION SUMMARY they seem awfully happy to be standing in Thomas's Shadow.... Peter Sam: Hello granpuff! Are you short of puff?
Sir Handel: Poor old granpuff, such a shame you've broken down!
Thomas: For the last time I'M NOT THAT OLD!!! When Miley Cyrus became Thomas' driver, she got more than she bargained for.. . END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Anime Boy on Dec 23, 2008 14:54:39 GMT
#86 Just to let you know, the text is not Japanese, it's Chinese (traditional writing). And if any of you want to know what the text says, it goes like this: Thomas says: Please don't touch me nor climb onto me. I'll get hurt or even break down. CAPTION SUMMARY "What the hell was I doing last night?!" "Man this sucks... oop, here comes the manager. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!... you bunch of smeggers." WHERE THE HELL AM I?! And how did I crash through that barrier without feeling it? The day after James' bucks night... James was very surprised to learn that he was to be decked out as Santa's new sleigh. Oh my god, the kettle's still on! "Is that... Thomas dressed up like a reindeer?!?!" This is what happens to engines who end up on the Naughty List. This was the alternate take of James' dream scene in 'Calling All Engines'.
James: Is that the Fat Controller in a Santa Suit? Cracking onto all the mothers?!
It was at that moment James realised that he didn't know what he was afraid of more: The fact he may never move again, or the fact he can't understand what the Chinese text below him actually says about him... JAMES: I've been Shanghaied! ENF OF CAPTIONS
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Post by TurboJ on Jan 3, 2009 14:04:11 GMT
I think it's time for a new one. First of 2009! #87 Traffic wardens are on the look-out... CAPTION SUMMARYFilming of "Not The Ticket" was abandoned after some idiot forgot to put Thomas' face on. The newer, more realistic Thomas didn't go exactly as planned....[/quote] <Trucker pulls cord> Peeeeeeep peeeeeep
"So you see I took the face off so people won't know what it is..." Oh dear, it seems I cannot see the picture as the evil blue question mark has taken it's place. *Evil Blue Question Mark laughs evilly* THOMAS: OMG, the Thin Clergyman was right! We can't have faces outside of Sodor!!!
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NEWS REPORTER: The attempt to kidnap Thomas the Tank Engine today failed when the kidnappers crashed their truck into a nearby car. Although not confirmed, it is believed they were distracted by how ridiculous the steam engine looked with a bag over his head. This is Thomas WITHOUT his CGI Face. END OF CAPTIONS
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