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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2007 23:10:32 GMT
CAPTION FUN 2007 Note: Captions will be summarized in the original post after each image's run. This way, members won't have to navigate through pages and pages of caption entries.
Rules of the original thread apply. Have fun! #01 CAPTION SUMMARY Jack Taylor: Feb 25, 2007, 9:09am Engine Driver: Curse that blinkin SatNav. ———————————————————————————————————————————— Boomer: Feb 25, 2007, 10:45am Mighty: Yet another trip gone wrong. Mac: I said I was so- Mighty: SHUT UP!! ———————————————————————————————————————————— Aidan: Feb 25, 2007, 1:14pm Tourists: Ahhh!!! Two-headed engine! Mighty Mac: Ahhh!! Tourists who don't know what a Double-Ended Fairlie is! ———————————————————————————————————————————— Doctor TtteFan: Feb 25, 2007, 1:24pm It was clearly obvious that Mac had just farted. ———————————————————————————————————————————— JimBobDunnie: Feb 25, 2007, 1:35pm "What 'cho lookin' at?" ----------- It was obvious that Mighty obvoiusly had a problem with someone stating there were lost." ----------- "Are you good at staring contests, per chance?..." ----------- "Who you calling Arnold Shwarzenwhositger?" ———————————————————————————————————————————— Stepneydude: Feb 25, 2007, 1:41pm Mighty: It's disgraceful how everyone is just suddenly clamouring into this thread. Mac: Oh, stop being an arse. Mighty: Coming from an arse... ———————————————————————————————————————————— Chris: Feb 25, 2007, 1:46pm Mac: Mighty, what are the passengers doing over there? Mighty: I think they're trying to figure out the rules to the new caption contest thread... ———————————————————————————————————————————— Tristan: Feb 25, 2007, 1:56pm Mighty: Huh! Passengers, nothin' but nuisances, makin' us go all around the railway just so they can look at mountains!
Mac: Uh, Mighty, don't you think you're acting a little too much like S3 Bulgy?
Mighty: Quiet... it was just an impression... ———————————————————————————————————————————— Ronnie: Feb 25, 2007, 2:23pm Mighty: Man, how come the separation surgery never seems to work out? Being stuck to this guy is a fate worse than death. ———————————————————————————————————————————— Hoverhound: Feb 25, 2007, 2:38pm Mac: Sometimes, I just think I'm a butterfly... Mighty: You're SICK. If you listened to your biology teacher, you would get it. ———————————————————————————————————————————— EdwardtheBlueEngine: Feb 25, 2007, 5:18pm Mighty: I told you we should've made a left at that last fork. Mac: Left/Right, Right/Left. What's the difference? Passengers: Apparently there is a difference. And that difference is: WE'RE LOST!!!!!!!!!! Mac: (Suddenly realizing the difference.)Oooooooooh. ———————————————————————————————————————————— ProfessorVengeance: Feb 25, 2007, 6:22pm MIGHTY: "Mac, what do you actually look like?" ———————————————————————————————————————————— Sodor18: Feb 25, 2007, 6:27pm MIGHTY: "I now declare the 3rd annual Doctor Dolittle covention open". ———————————————————————————————————————————— Mousepound: Feb 26, 2007, 1:06am Mighty: You spent all our money on HAMBURGERS that WE can't even eat?! Mac: Hey, I was hungry, but- Mighty: Just how do you get hungry? Mac: I seriously don't know... Passengers: Hamburgers? GIMME GIMME GIMME! ———————————————————————————————————————————— trainzfan: Feb 26, 2007, 8:46am What? Never seen a one-off merchandising character before? ———————————————————————————————————————————— END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Mar 19, 2007 22:32:48 GMT
Feels like the time is right for a new picture. That one's certainly run it's course. #03 CAPTION SUMMARYRogues Gallery...Sodor style! Rear Truck: I think Thomas is gone. Front Truck: Nope, he talking to Emily! gee, what did they do to my mouth and eyes?! I liked them opened wide! Front Truck: Oh God! Why did I get that plastic surgery? "Tonight on 'Pimp My Rolling Stock'..." Rear Truck:I hope no one notices my lazy eye... Front Truck: Haha! You've got a lazy eye! rear Truck: At least my eyes aren't pried half-open, moron! Back Truck: Hyuck yuck! Ay'm a hillehbilleh! Front Truck: Hehe. Stereotypes. Back Truck: Not only am I buck-toothed, but my eyes are lopsided! Front Truck: Ah, the many downsides of plastic surgery! The trucks were getting uglier by the day. So much so that the engines were petrified for tomorrow. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by JimBobDunnie on Apr 2, 2007 13:13:06 GMT
#04 Credit to Chris for the pic'. CAPTION SUMMARYLorry: Seen this trick I can do wiv me eyes? Workmen: *both faint* Insert "Luckily, no one was hurt" joke here... Caption #1: Lorry: Waddaya mean I'm not insured?
Caption #2: Lorry: I told you guys not to leave me unattended in this part of town! Driver#1: Cor' They even knicked our lunches! Driver#2: And my Charlie Pride 8-track! LORRY: "It's only a flesh wound!" (Anyone who's seen "Cars" will get this one.)
Lorry: Now I know how the King felt when he got sideswiped! Workmen:"Great, first we get Stella the Gypsy Engine, now this loony who thinks he's a hypnotist... Workman 1: How many fingers am I holding up? Lorry: X... WORKMAN: That's the last time we lend our lorry to the MythBusters. The workmen learnt a valuable lesson ... you cannot dry up an oil spill with fire. Lorry: 1200 pounds. Complete Overhaul: 1305 pounds and 67 pence Having a one off character thats shmashed up and has his eyes out of place: Priceless! Workman: Hey, that's a great Rocky Balboa impression! Man #1: Is everything broken? Lorry: I can see my eyebrows... Man #2: Shut up. This isn't that Honda Jazz commerical, ya know! What r' ye looking at? My face is commin' off! Unfortunatly for him, Lorry 2 received the full force of the HIT executive's pyromanic streak. Here's another one from me: LORRY 2: "And I thought being a stunt double in an action movie would be fun".
EDIT-And another:
WORKMAN: "This is getting serious. Bob the Bulider's sending his hitmen after us". END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Apr 14, 2007 21:37:42 GMT
Thought this new pic might make for some interesting captions. That workman looks pretty evil... #05 CAPTION SUMMARYWorkman: I do not appreciate you vomiting on me, Annie. Annie: So what do you think? Workman: Yes. It's a about time you got some teeth Annie Workman: PHEW!!! Thomas, what did you eat? Annie: ACHOOOOO!!! Workman: *sighs* Bless you. How can this day get any worse? Narrator: The guard blew his whistle and waved his flag... Annie: Tell me, does that coupling hook make me look fat? Workman: How would I know? You've been the same size for 23 years! ANNIE: Since when did I remember having RED buffers? ANNIE: "Thomas, he's touching me there again!" Annie: "Where've your legs gone Mr. Workman" ? "Yes doctor, I have a rather unpleasant rash on my buffer..." Annie: Why aren't we moving? Workman: HIT isn't shooting an episode. Annie: What's going on? Workman: I'm uncoupling you. The directors have decided to replace you with some green and blue express coaches who are arrogent and snobby- to give Thomas a little competition attitude-wise. Annie: But what about us! Workman: I'm sure you'll do fine with Neville. Annie: But he's a one-off! Workman: Exactly. Annie: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO! Clarabel: Stow it Annie, Neville's not bad. You won't get sore eyes from the colour at least...
Annie: Please don't uncouple me Sir! Workman: Don't give me that look! I'm sick and tired of seeing that face on all your merchandise my son has!
It was at that point Annie realised she and Clarabel were to be uncoupled and put in a shed after work. It was also when Clarabel realised Annie wasn't as smart as first thought... ANNIE: "PLEASE DON"T SEPARATE ME FROM THOMAS. HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE". Annie: How can that workman live with himself? That hat is so ugly! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Ronnie on Apr 28, 2007 0:13:57 GMT
There's only been one caption in the past five days or so, so I thought I'd see what you guys think up with this (my old signature pic). #07 Percy was sick of getting picked on for being dumb, so he decided to make a run for America... CAPTION SUMMARYSodor's equivalent to the Eurotunnel has a few initial teething troubles. "Water columns are rubbish!" ;D Everyone gathered round to watch the launching of the new cruise liner, the RMS Percy. TFC: Percy, come out of there at once! Percy: Not yet Sir! I haven't found Nemo yet! ----- When Diesel told Percy to 'Go jump in the lake', he didn't expect Percy to take it seriously... ----- And now, on the Discovery Channel, we look to our left to see the rare species called the 'aquarius locomotus', which is actually an engine who drinks water like many wild animals. Unfortunately, their lack of intelligence has caused them to become almost extinct... NEWSFLASH: SUICIDAL PERCY. Just weeks after Boco's death (based on a caption done by CTX, Saddle Tank engine 'Percy' was rescued from drowning. When asked what had happened, he told reporters that he was trying to commit suicide. "I couldn't live with everyone making me say "What's a Percy?" in parodies they had written", he said, "It was really insulting and upset me deeply". TRUCKS: "Come on Percy. You've had enough time on the diving board. JUMP!" "Amazing, I've been sitting here for three hours, and those workmen can't get off their arses and haul me out with those long-range cranes!"
"Oh well, at least I'm giving the producers a chance to use the harbor scenery once more before it's demolished forever!" The Annual Sodor Island Mermaid Hunt wasn't going well. Percy: Crap! I forgot my water wings! Next up for the 100 km Dive is Percy and truck of extremely heavy stones. Percy: "You know, Toad was right. This soup IS terrible!" Unfortunately, the construction of Sodor's new underwater tunnel was taken a bit too literally.
Percy: See Duck? I was right! Engines really CANNOT float! Percy: Sir, can I come out now? It's cold and the fish look hungry. The Fat Controller: Not yet Percy! We found Duck and Toad in there, Stepney and BoCo can't hide from HiT forever! ;D Crane 1: Have you seen what Percy's doing? Crane 2: It's nothing to worry about. He's just imitating his hero. Crane 1: Who's that then? Crane 2: Dory from "Finding Nemo". To practice swimming the English Channel, Percy chose to give Brendam a try. Percy's contract as a TUGS actor didn't last long for obvious reasons...
"We all live in a...green submarine?" Chris Tulloch wanted to practise filming model boats for the then upcoming TUGS series, and Percy was all they had avalible... Percy: Hey, I found that missing Regatta yacht! Coming this August-"Percy and the magic shipping Lane"
Local SiF member arrested A local SiF member called trainzfan was taken into custody last night on numerous vehicle-related charges. He was being chased by a group of angry members after writing an SiFiction parody. After realising the bus wouldn't get him away fast enough, he decided to steal Sodor Railways #6. However, he was fool enough to believe the "omg lol all the enginz lerrn to swimm in sereis 11" rumour on Wikipedia, and decided to make a run for Anglesey. The rumour turned out to be false and trainzfan is looking at three months community service or a £2,500 fine.
And now-three more. Also, guess what I watchedall summer.
"What's a Titanic?"
Andrews: "As he goes down by the head, the water will spill over the bulkheads, back and back, and back. There's no stopping it." Smith: "The Pumps. We open the pumps..." Andrews: "The Pumps will by you time , but minutes only. From this moment, no matter what you do, Percy will founder." Ismay: "But this Engine can't sink!" Andrews: "He's made of Iron, sir. I assure yo, he can. And he will."
Percy was always going to run into trouble when he claimed to be "Unsinkable". END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by douglas on Jun 3, 2007 20:47:25 GMT
Time for a new pic methinks. #11 You do realize, Sir, that you have a giant L on your forehead.OR (Haley Joel Osment voice) "I see scrapped engines."CAPTION SUMMARY T.F.C.: "Oh, come now, Boco! You don't look that bad." Daisy: I've had enough Sir! You must decide- me, or this truck? TFC:.......................let me think about it for a while, it's a good truck.
Daisy: What do you mean I'll disappear for years?
TFC: ... Blast! Still not taller! --- It was at that moment TFC realised that having staring competitions with a diesel with a plastic face (and thus, no eyelids) was a failure bound to happen. "Meanwhile, Daisy and the Fat Controller were engaged in a serious staring contest..."
(those of you who have seen "Henry's Sad Story" will understand the joke). Daisy: I'm sorry, Sir! But with Champion all lovesick over me, I'm heading out to the mainland for a while. I'll be back in about oh... 10 years. TFC: (Jaw literally hits the floor)
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TFC: Boco, when I told you to get a new look, this wasn't exactly what I meant! TFC: This is the final straw, Daisy! After that event yesterday with Champion, how could I even dream of letting you have another chance!? Out of my sight, now!
Daisy: (to herself) I hope he doesn't realize that he's standing on a trap door... Legionaries(in background): It's that mad fat Gaul! RUN! TFC: I am NOT fat! Daisy: You know, I was right. These producers are crazy! Daisy: "You're telling me that there are more giant items on this island?" T.F.C: "That's right Daisy. In fact, I'm standing on a giant cotton reel as we speak!" Daisy: Sir, most people stand on soapboxes, not cottonreels. Daisy: Sir, that cotton reel is almost as crazy as the tin can Bill and Ben are going to see in the next episode!
Fat Controller: Shut up Daisy! I'm going to have you sent away if you carry on complaining about the cheapness of my railway. Daisy did realize the F. C. really meant she was gone on a permanent vacation. TFC: Daisy, meet your new replacements, the truck & the works coaches Daisy: NEW REPLACEMENTS?! I'VE ONLY JUST ARRIVED ON THE SERIES & YOU'RE KILLING ME OFF?!?!?!?!?! TFC: Yes T.F.C: "I'm sorry Daisy. It was great to see you last night, but this just isn't going to work..." Daisy: "Sir, this is the first time we've met.." T.F.C: "Then who..?" BoCo: (offscreen) "Hello?" Daisy: Sir, there's something I've wanted to talk to you about. I've kinda got a "thing" for this truck next to me, but he doesn't even seem to know I exist.
TFC: Hmmm, probably because he hasn't got a face. Daisy: why am I taking orders from this wooden man? END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Richard on Jun 10, 2007 2:23:22 GMT
Let's try something else... #12 CAPTION SUMMARY And Percy thought that a new life as a roller coaster was his worst nightmare... Hang on Gordon, James said you were full of hot air, not me! Gordon? Okay this isn't funny. (If you have no idea what i'm talking about see Thomas & the Jet Engine) Now Percy knows what life is like as a real green puffball. Percy was oblivious to his incorrect proportions. Then again, he's oblivious to most things. "d**n, that must have been some baaaaaad coal I smoked!" Percy was quite worried when he saw HIT's plans for him in Series 11! Percy: Gerroff my buffers! Percy: The things I do for children... uh, I mean, ALMIGHTY CHILDREN! HAVE I SATISFIED YOU?...I feel bloated. Percy (just waking up): What the...what the hell has happened to me?...........I'm tied down! ----------- Percy: What's unflittable? ----------- It was at this moment Percy realised that the drunk scrapyard manager reached for the inflator rather than the welder... Percy: I AM larger than life! (Giant foot appears next to him.) Unfortunately, so is Godzilla. Percy The Marshmellow Engine Percy the balloon engine. PERCY: "You have a problem with balloons, James? You take it up with me!" Percy:That's the last time I inflate myself in order to travel to China so I can visit my cousin I look down and see nothing but children meddling with my buffers all day. Then again, I can't look anywhere else seeing as my eyes can't move. Influenced by a recent History lesson at Four Dwellings Primary School, three kids aged between 7-9 attempted the Great Train Robbery, their eyes set on an inflatable steam engine. Fortunately, local Police managed to tie the great balloon down when it was eventually sighted in Swindon.
Not my best, I'll admit. "What's A Balloon?" (lame, but I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.) Girl in the middle with an evil smile in her face: Sir Topham won't dare mess with me now I have one of his engines in my power! Mwuh hah hah hah! Note to drivers: Never leave a Botox needle and a steam engine in the same shed. FAT CONTROLLER: (offscreen) What have you done Percy!? PERCY: I did it for a bet. FAT CONTROLLER: A bet? PERCY: Yes. I saw the flask of helium and I said to myself "I bet that tastes awful". END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Jun 23, 2007 12:37:24 GMT
Time for a change, methinks #13 Sam soon stopped smiling when he discovered the knob at the end! CAPTION SUMMARY Where Sam goes after he's had a row with the missus... Oh Lois! Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, Spider-Man! Spider-Man!
Wife, off-screen: "You know, dear, it's really hard to practice auditioning for that new James Bond movie when you're sliding UP the banister!" Bannister = Wood Wood = Sap Sap = Sam is late for work. Again. "Quick! To the batmobile!" Aaah!! There's a Spider, Help Me!!
Sam had yet to realize he wasn't eight anymore
Elvis began to suspect that Sam had been watching too many episodes of 'Thunderbirds' again.
Sam: I wonder how long that post's been there. "Yep, this is DEFINITELY the strangest place I've ever woken up!" "Sam could never grasp what his wife called a 'fun night' after a heavy drinking session in the pub..." You see, THIS is why Sam will never have children of his own... Sam's impersonation of Buster Keaton would go horribly pear-shaped when he got round to "The General".
Dream Team may have had deaths by coat peg, ink well, and chewing gum, but death by bannister is going too far. creaking Sam: (Waking up from his nap) What was that? (Whole banister breaks under his weight.) Sam went to extremes in order to not ruin his new stair carpet. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by ~RDG~ on Jun 29, 2007 16:27:03 GMT
I think it's time for a new pic: #14 It's a tricky one... CAPTION SUMMARY Stephen: "So that's what happened to Thomas when the forgotten characters escaped the stock cupboard..." The Crane Driver felt his plan to kill Sir Topham Hatt and his Family at the Dark Mine with the Crane's bowling ball was moments away from sucess. E2 REMAINS DISCOVERED ON SODOR! The rusting remains of an LB&SCR E2 Class locomotive have been discovered in a field on the Island of Sodor. The class, thought to be extinct, usd to work in the station yard at Brighton. The Bluebell Railway are already making plans to restore the hulk. (extract from Steam Railway Magazine #F4K3) Thomas made sure he was the only E2 class member left TFC's Kids: So this is where old engines go when they die. Tour Guide: "If you look to your left, you will see one of the last remaining zombie cranes in this area. And on your right is Thomas' long lost twin whose transformation into a loaf of bread didn't quite go according to plan..." Toby, looking at Thomas: "Look at that 5 o'clock rust!"
TFC: "Thomas, your drinking last night has caused confusion and delay!" It was only after the line was completed that the Fat Controller wondered what the point of a line leading to a cliff was. TFC: Look at me! I'm driving a crane! Toby wondered what the Fat Controller ment when they wanted to go on a Little Trip. Bridget: What are all these orange engines doing here Grandad? "Is it me or, am I caught in an genitsu, or did Thomas really get scrapped?" Toby wondered what the Fat Controller ment when they wanted to go on a Little Trip. Toby:Are Those Thomas' cousins I see s-s-scrapped?[/size][/quote] END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by douglas on Jul 5, 2007 2:22:06 GMT
Time for a new pic. Courtesy of RDG. #15 "Pooh! Mr. Asquith, next time use one spray of TAG, not ten!" CAPTION SUMMARY Henry: Thomas was right, I can smell a smell in this station... Henry currently helps advertize nasal spray. "I hope that's coal you're putting in there driver!" Today's headline again: trainzfan is facing community service and/or a £100 fine after using a prohibited joke involving flatulence. He will be allowed to post in this thread when the next caption comes up. Henry: Cawr, that blue bugger was right, you can smell ditch water. Now Henry knows the reason why we don't go around sniffing glue all day. *sniff sniff* Someone's violating the smoking ban!
Oh wait, it's me. Henry: Ahh! That bird just released somethin' and it's heading straight for me!
It was at that moment Henry realised that they were right when they said what happened when the wind changes...
Guy in Background: This pic is mainly about us isn't it? Other Guy in Background: Of course it is! Would we be in it if it wasn't? I hope no-one on SiF notices my wonky mouth. Aw man...I knew plastic surgery was a bad idea! Henry gets his first look at the "...Wishing Tree" script. It was clear that Henry had been emulating his childhood hero...Barney Gumble, from "The Simpsons", before he sobered up. Henry: Tissue please? Man on platform: I think a carpet would work better. Henry didn't realize that when he went to get his face corrected back in 2002 after it got stuck like this, he would never look the same again...
Hope you guys get the joke. d**n it! I can't get my face to look more like Gordon........ I'm gunna have to wait until series 4!" "I knew I should never have tried that Mexican Chili Coal!" END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Culdee Fell on Jul 8, 2007 12:39:52 GMT
I think it be time for a new picture... #16 CAPTION SUMMARY Bulgy has become 'For a Greener Sodor's official mascot. TFC: Just a little bit closer, and I'll have it all... Bulgy seems to enjoy his new life as a character with no personality. After watching 'Live Earth', Bulgy has decided to do his bit for the enviroment despite being one of the causes of pollution Bulgy's driver obviously hadn't watched enough episodes of "Open All Hours" Bulgy decided to support Al Gore in his quest to fight global warming. So he painted himself green, went back to his old rants about steam engines, and started delivering fruit and vegetables to people on Sodor. However, he forgot to make himself a hybrid and thus caused even more harm than good in the pollution department. Bulgy: That's it....come and spend all of ya money! I'll be riiich!!
Lady Hatt: Topham, I've decided to cut down your meat and junk food intake and feed you more vegetables! TFC: Why did I get Bulgy back on the road again? *sigh*
It was at that moment Bulgy realised he was wrong about the vegetables being quiet....'Hi, I'm Bob and the tomato and this is Larry the cucumber!'..... Coming soon - Bertie the mobile fruit orchard! No-one had noticed that there was a large cloud with the words "Thomas and Friends" on it, hanging above them in the sky... TFC: "And all of the left over chicken poo will make good fertilizer!" END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Devious Diesel on Jul 11, 2007 12:54:32 GMT
A little quiet, so... #17 With thanks to CPK for uploading the image in the first place. CAPTION SUMMARY Dennis was extremely grumpy when he found out that he was going to push the slate up several long, steep hills on his way to the slate works while he had to pull several coal trucks as well.
That's a middle engine for ya! The way you described it to me over the phone last night made it sound a lot bigger than what it is. I am not amused.
... Gah, I need humour lessons... Dennis thought the truck wanted a staring contest. Dennis: I refuse to work until I get a higher paycheck. Truck: Why? You barely work at all. "And now, in the Sodor Staring Contest Finals, Dennis is duking it out against Mr. T. Truck." Dennis: This is typical. Absolutely typical. How come I had to wait a whole year before my book came out? Mighty Mac, Molly, and Neville all got their books before me! Even Freddie got his book before mine, and he was introduced a year later than me!
Boco: Stop complaining there young Dennis. Some of us haven't got books at all! Dennis "So THIS is what doing work feels like..."
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Dennis "How come nobody told me work was such hard work?!" DENNIS, PUGILIST Aaaaaand in the grey corner! He has six wheels, is based on a design noone can really remember of their top of their heads, he has rather large ventilation shafts... iiiiiiit's Dennis! Truck: I have no buffers! I don't stand a chance! This match was rigged! How come my brake pipe's just going into my buffer-beam? Is it supposed to do that? Hey, you wouldn't be laughing if you had some cloud following above you all the time... Dennis: Slate? Wait a minute... You've put me on the wrong set!!! Dennis: I'm not moving until I get another episode. Dennis: Hmm, I wonder just how many more trucks are behind this one... It's when you've just passed under a bridge with your name on it that you start to feel a little freaked out.
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It was at about this point when Dennis realised he'd been wasting his time having a staring contest with a truck, since the trucks don't have moving eyes. Dennis: You think you've got it tough truck? Look at me! They didn't give me my bulleid wheels, my piston thing isn't red, my brake pipe's dimented and my number's missing!!1
Dennis: NO I AM NOT FRANK! THIS IS THE TV SERIES, NOT THE RAILWAY SERIES! GEEZE!
It was at that moment Dennis realised trucks involved work, and work involved moving stuff, and moving stuff involved things to move, and things to move involved trucks. It was a cycle he could not escape (at least without covering his cab in mud).... response to 01Salty's above caption
Dennis: Now is there is there any way I can escape trucks? Trucks involve work, and I can't escape work (No matter how hard I try). Work involves moving things, and that in turn involves things to move. I can't escape them either. Now things to move involves trucks, but is there anything to move that doesn't involve trucks? Well of course, passengers don't involve truck- BUT THAT'S IT! I need to pull passengers, and in order to pull passengers I need coaches. Now where can I get coaches I can pull...
Annie and Clarabel: You're certainly not pulling us over tonight sir! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Chris on Jul 20, 2007 14:00:07 GMT
Been a while since I posted a new pic. Howsabout this for size... #18 CAPTION SUMMARY James rolled his eyes as Thomas made a bad attempt at speaking Japanese.
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James: "Thomas, you know that your face is starting to look more and more like Harvey's!" Thomas gleamed in the sunlight with his brand new shiny triangular eyebrows. James still fails to get them James: Here comes Mr. Show-off... I swear, he's gettin' too big for his buffers. I should be the star! I mean, look at me! I'm bright red, I have a gold dome, I have that cliche 'in your face' attitude that EVERYONE loves and what does HE have? A stupid grin and the number 1 on his tanks.
I'm gonna complain one day, I swear... James: And AGAIN we have the number one engine making his necessary episode appearance. Go on, Thomas, say your only line... Thomas: Not yet...okay. "He might choose me," said Thomas hopefully. Narrator: Wait a minute! Where'd Thomas come from? James tries to hide the fact that he likes Emily, while Thomas tries to talk to Shinkansen the offscreen Bullet Train. Thomas: The name's Tank Engine. Thomas the Tank Engine. James: Will you shut up about Pierce Brosnan? It's not like he's narrating the Japanese version. JAMES: You had that Japanese Curry again, didn't you, Thomas?
THOMAS: How could you tell? ...oh. (Based on the last two captions)
JAMES: Where's My Cloud!? "I swear, he'll never get Emily to like him if he keeps trying that Jay Leno look!" Thomas never realized that trains in Japan looked like the ones on Sodor. James never was impressed by the seemingly magical ability that Thomas possessed by making his chin grow to twice its normal size! Thomas' gurning was starting to p*ss off James more than a little... James: Give it up, Thomas! You're never going to attract Emily with a face like that! Thomas: Seems I'm very popular in Japan. I even have a theme park named after me. James: Oh, brother! James decided to no longer bother telling Thomas how bad his Mr Bean impression was...
Thomas: See James I told you no one would ever know we're going on holiday. James: You keep believing that thomas. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by dragonfoxv2 on Jul 23, 2007 18:12:45 GMT
Time for a new image, I think. #19 CAPTION SUMMARYThomas: Good Grief! I knew I took a wrong turn at the Magic Railroad! Thomas: That's it Henry, no more trips to Crewe Henry: Look who's talking Although he's smiling, deep down inside Thomas hates the way he looks. To Chris' Thomas: I may be ugly, but the kids love me more! James: How dare he suggest my constant need to flaunt my sexiness shows the other engines how insecure I am!
To Dragonfox's Thomas: Holy crap, I am freakin' out!! Thomas: H-Henry, is that you!? D49 4-4-0: Henry? Who's Henry? I'm Morayshire, dude. Thomas The Modified Engine And Friends! Coming to a heritage railway near you! Excitment levels were high for the Series 11 New Engines Auditions. ---- HiT were not happy with the standard of stunt doubles for Thomas and Henry...
Engines- Destroy the Nonbelivers... Destroy the Nonbelivers... Destroy the nonbelievers... The big crack running through Thomas' face didn't seem to deter him in the slightest. Henry "I knew I should never have teased that Gypsy engine...." "Whoever said that the Island of Sodor doesn't exist... lied!" Dave Lister - Quick! Save the photographer! He's playing 'Better than Life'!
This is what happens when you read 'Red Dwarf Omnibus' three days straight... So, the Wikipedia rumour that "LOZ, IN SERIS 13, TOMAS TEH NGIN WIL BEE LIIV AXTON!!1!" was true, was it? Thomas: Hey Henry! Had another rebuild? That's right. I'm not entirely sure that look suits you though. Henry: Look who's talking! Henry: *whispering* Thomas, why do we look weird and freakishly childish? Thomas: Shut up and smile Henry.
Engines: Can't stop smiling....cheeks hurting....sappiness..overload....help....
Green Engine: The nerve! Dressing us engines up like Thomas characters we don't even look like to significantly reduce our dignity and pride! It's Despicable! Blue Engine: Just because you're dressed up as the sickly tree hugger engine... Director: Okay were did the real thomas and james go? THOMAS: "I know the older fans want more realism, but this is ridiculous!" "Henry, ever get the feeling like this a fanfic gone awry?" Newsreel: Thomas visits York for the second time. Herny I, the pre-rebuild model makes a welcome return to the series. Alongside him is Victor the Impersonator, who, in his debut episode, pretends to be Thomas, and doesn't fool anyone except for Percy. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by douglas on Aug 6, 2007 23:15:05 GMT
New pic, thanks to the A/V Controls in QuickTime Player. This is with the tint turned all the way up. #20 CAPTION SUMMARYGordon: Good lord! I knew I smoked too much weed last night!
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Thomas: Orange, huh? Not bad! At least I'm flashier than James now! Candy engines: Now available in orange and peach flavors! To improve health and safety, the Fat Controller decided that all engines had to wear high-visibility paint-jackets. Unfortunately these produced hallucinagetic fumes... Gordon: The drugs...THE DRUGS ARE WARPING MY FRAGILE LITTLE MIND! Thomas: Heh man, don't drink and drive, smoke and go by rail instead...yeeaa... Picture yourself on a train in a station With plastercine porters with looking-glass ties Suddenly, someone is there at the turnstile The girl with kileidascope eyes Gordon: Were in the hell are we? Thomas: Tron perhaps? Gordon: Holy jumping brake vans! Someone has come and painted us orange! Thomas: I thought something seemed different around here... Gordon: Just wait until Wilbert Awdry finds out about this! Thomas: I reckon I look better now. You sexy thang Thomas!
Thomas chuckled with delight when he found out Gordon was given a visit by some teenagers with paint cans overnight- until he realised they got to him too... TFC: "Thomas, you know fishing upsets your boiler, but Lucozade?
And Gordon, your just stupid for listening to him." (Thomas laughs)
Gordon: " I know sir" (Feeling thick 'n' stupid) The Fat Controller asks Andy Worhal to paint a pichture of Thomas and Gorden. "Good jumping, jinitiker stylie, gravy, Thomas! Someones trying to caption us!" "Heh heh, and by the looks of it Gordon he failed pretty badly...." "Unfortunately for him, Gordon didn't like The Fat Controller's idea of repainting all the engines in celebration of the new Sainsburys supermarket."
Director: Who let the chavs at the engines!?!?!? ''Big Galloping Sausage''? more like ''Big Galloping Carrot''! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by CPK on Aug 14, 2007 13:01:58 GMT
It's probably about time that I submitted an image to the contest... Let's see how well you do with this small picture: #21 CAPTION SUMMARY The fat controller had a difficult time with controlling Thomas and the cloning machine... Five Blue Thomas's: "Another one has just been born....." Silver Thomas: There can be... only one! Auditions for Season 11 are going well. To choose their star, the 5 hopefuls have to look as tacky and unrealistic as possible.
Silver Thomas, as judge, reckons Shiny Thomas is too pre-HiT. Christmas-hat-wearing Thomas is too denominational. It all comes down to who can appear in 26 episodes in a row and not get knackered. Only then will the new Thomas be crowned. The BBC is proud to present the contest for the Upper Class HIT Modified Twit of the year! Coming soon on The CITV Channel! The latest Thomas special: "Thomas the Tank Engine: The Six Engines." This promo pic sees the six engines after their teleportation to Gallifrey by the wicked Sir Borusa Hatt, known by close associates as "The Fat President of the Time Lords"! THOMAS PRIME: "No way I'm splitting my paycheck seven ways!" Thomas was surprised to meet the holiday, metallic blue, silver, and twin versions of himself.
(Not my best by a long shot. ) Thomas: Wonder which one of my bodies I should use for that hide and seek game coming up.... The jealous blue Thomas's plotted amongst each other about how they could sell the silver one.... Thomas: Marco! Other Thomas': Polo!
Fire Engine: Fine then! Ignore me!
Thomas and all his cronies decided the best plan of attack was to run cowardly away from the evil camera image of doom... Thomas learned the hard way never to try anything he saw on Naruto
Orginal thomas: Who said cloning was a bad idea? As there was only one santa hat between the six of them, they were going to have to fight for it. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Knuckles on Aug 15, 2007 1:57:04 GMT
Lets have ago with this one #22 "Ahhh, it's a giant scary, Mavisy sort of thing!, Get the Guns quick" CAPTION SUMMARYThomas: The people of Sodor are kindly warned that a peeping engine is on the loose... PBA 39: This is why Toads have a back window!
BTW I've worked on this engine. It's at the East Somerset Railway. "Look into my eyes, you're feeling very sleepy.... veeerrrrryyy sleeeepy....." The sequel to 'Thomas Comes To Breakfast': Mavis comes to Dinner! Engine: Boo!
It was at that moment everyone realised that 'Big Brother' had come to Sodor, in the most unexpected way... GENIUS! This is gonna be sigged. "Excuse me my good man, ever so sorry to stop you on your fine train journey, but are you paying too much for your car insurance?" [/i][/quote] Mavis and the passengers were engaged in a serious staring contest and Mavis was winning
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The pasengers were shocked to see Mavis praticing for her role in a horror movie as the train that killed the main character Eeeeeex-cuse me sir, but is your refrigerator running? "Your soul is mine, human." Mavis' impression of "The Head" from Art Attack didn't quite go down well with the other members of the Sodor Quarry... "I do not approve of engines popping through my walls!" fumed the Barber. END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Devious Diesel on Aug 22, 2007 18:09:35 GMT
There appears to be a bit of caption confusion, so, since one hasn't been done for a while (or certainly less frequently), here's something... #23 Now, this one has several possibilities... CAPTION SUMMARY TFC: Alright, nobody leaves the station until somebody buys me a new suit! Oh, and some McDonald's too if you head up that way! NOW MOVE! Happy April Fools Day! ;D person behind TFC: Where does he get those hats? Someone get me some new lackeys who actually pay attention! LACKEY: Hey, Nigel! We've found Fatty's secret donut stash! TFC: They're...err...not mine. TFC: Alright! Who made a rip in my new jacket?!?! Porter #1 (Whispering To Porter #2 at the left): You tell him! Porter #2: What?! Not in my life you tell him! Porter #1: We both tried it on! You tell him! Porter #2: No you! Porter #1: You! Porter #2: You! And the fight went on for 10 more minutes before The Fat Controller actually heard anything behind him. TFC:.....Hey, who set up these secret hidden cameras? *Porters looking away with an innocent expression.*
After 6 seasons of wearing the same bloody suit every day, the Fat Controller noticed it finally gave out....
Porter: *ahem* Excuse me Sir, but what type of bird is that up there? TFC: Shut up Anthony! I'm saying by stereotypical line... ahem, 'Diesel, you have caused confusion...' TFC: The Red Engine, you have caused confusion & delay TDC: This suit has caused constriction and discomfort! Why do these two porters follow me around everywhere I go? It makes me feel sick. "Shomebody fixsh my mouth pleash!" The Fat Controller failed to notice that his Porter's uniforms didn't match. Drivers: You going in, Sir? TFC: Are you kidding? The water's freezing! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by douglas on Aug 24, 2007 20:26:13 GMT
New pic? This time again thanks to the wonderful VideoFX of Appe's iMovie. #24 CAPTION SUMMARYET phone home... _____________________________________
Rev Awdry's voice: Thomas, you must find the box that contains the ideas of the Railway Series and return it to Sodor! Fat Controller: (trying not to laugh) I said for you tew get a new look... but thish ish ridiculous Thomas: What the hell is that line doing in between my eyes?
The Fat Controller was furious when he found out that Thomas was high due to a drug smuggler hiding ecstacy in Thomas' firebox, and his crew not noticing it there...
Guru Thomas: Concentrate.... put all other things out of your head.....yyyuuummmm! YYaawwnn!! I gotta get up at this hour? I could still sleep for another six hours. Urrrrrrggghhhh....urgh...oh my wheels and boiler...I shouldn've gone to the Railway Inn last night.... Thomas: I knew having that facelift was a bad idea! Just look at me! Thomas: Ever have one of those unusual feelings of symmetry? "What? I'm always like this... when I'm stoned out of my mind..."
[n00b]"lolz guyz theres gonn b a nu seres 11 episoed called 'Thomas is stoend stond high' its reel fun-e"[/n00b] Thomas rolled his eyes. "A new picture? What, another one?" he said, "Pictures used to last alot longer than that. The previous one'd only been up a couple of days..." THOMAS: "If I have to listen to the new theme song again, I'm going to scream". You know you've got a bad hangover when you wake up and you're still seeing double. THOMAS: "Woah, Carlin was right. This Gold Dust junk is the good stuff." Thomas: I hope Boulder won't chase me because our faces look similar. Thomas: What a stupid place to put a mirror! END OF CAPTIONS
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Post by Devious Diesel on Sept 1, 2007 20:38:48 GMT
OK, maybe we should get back into a rhythm. Well, it's been a few days, so here's something new..and interesting. #25 CAPTION SUMMARY"When Bertie was told he'd won a trip to the grand final of 'Robot Wars', this wasn't what he had in mind". Or...BERTIE: Will you stop saying "We're lost!". I know exactly where I'm going! BERTIE: "I know the fans say our characters are being butchered, but come on!" Driver: Attention passengers, this is our final stop. Enjoy the rest of your day! Bertie's futile attempts to reason with Hypnodisc, Panic Attack and Shunt were being drowned out by Johnathan Pearce's commentary. After HIT Entertainmenr dropped him from the show, Bertie had to take a second job to make ends meet.
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BERTIE-"So this is how HIT Entertainment got rid of their unwanted characters". Bertie's claim to being the best driven was always going to challenged by Kim Davies... It was at that moment Bertie made a note to think twice before complaining about conditions and wages with working with HIT.
Robots: Group Hug!
Bertie: I can take all o' you's on with no weapons at all! *Later* Aaaaggghhhh!
Bertie: Mercy! Hypnodisk: Hey look, Bertie must be French- he's thanking us! Bertie: All I said was that I'm only here to pick up Craig Charles.
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Bertie: When I said bus terminus, this isn't what I had in mind! Bertie: I'm feeling a little cut up about this Newsreal: It's Discovered How HiT Gets Rid of Unwanted Characters. Bertie: OK things aren't looking good now. But Thomas will save me right about...now...Thomas? Er Thomas? He_______________________________________elp END OF CAPTIONS
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