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Post by dragonfox on Feb 16, 2006 10:49:49 GMT
Must remember to use that in an arguement.
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Post by stepneydude on Feb 23, 2006 16:48:41 GMT
Happened to me in school today. ;D
Steve: Best Star Wars movie? Adam: The Phantom Menace. James: The Phantom Menace, but only because I've only seen two movies. Steve: Watch the rest of them then! I command you! James: I got a bad feeling about this!
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Post by JimBobDunnie on Mar 9, 2006 18:29:49 GMT
"We should all go to Church yer know, I mean, God did wast a week on us..." Me in a RE lesson of all places
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Mar 10, 2006 14:25:50 GMT
MICHAEL: What's the most important thing? What have we always said comes first? GEORGE MICHAEL: Breakfast! MICHAEL: Family! GEORGE MICHAEL: Oh, I thought you meant of the things we eat.
GOB: You can't eat anything on this Atkins diet. Okay, how about macaroni- let me finish- salad?
MICHAEL: My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She'll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you. WAYNE: I shall hide behind the couch. MICHAEL: Guy's a pro.
GEORGE SR.: Chanukah can be spelled so many ways! Oh God!
I think Arrested Development is my favourite sitcom.
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Post by Aidan on Mar 13, 2006 2:36:25 GMT
Bridgekeeper: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean, an African or European swallow. Bridgekeeper: I don't know that! Aaahh! 'falls off Bridge of Death' (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. I'm learnding!
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Post by tom628 on Mar 26, 2006 1:19:43 GMT
Billy Madison: You get your *ss out there and find that f*ckin' dog!
Billy Madison:*singing* Veronica, I thank you, for beating the sh*t out of me! I see things so clearly now, I choose my destiny!
Jim522(Thumper): Hey there hip cats.
Anakin: I should have known the Jedi were taking over! Obi-Wan: Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil! Akakin: From my point of view the Jedi are evil! Obi-Wan: Then you are lost!
*Obi-Wan jumps down into midst of driods and such unnoticed* Obi-Wan: Hello there.
Padmé: So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
General Grievous: You fool! I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku!
Something from a Star Wars spoof, Math Wars: *Darth Vader(16) is talking to Luke(4)* Vader: No Luke, I am your square number.
And this happened at a soccer game, a bit of chatter among the defense, around mid-field:
Ben: Coach told me to go up because he knows I'm fast enough to get back! Me: More likely he wants you up there so you don't screw things up back here! Mike: You got served, Ben!
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Post by QJ on Mar 26, 2006 3:04:20 GMT
Adam Sandler is a great actor, and he has made quotes that we all love. Here's another good one from 'Billy Madison'. "'Shampoo is better. I go on first for cleaner hair!' 'Conditioner is better. I leave the hair all silky and smooth! 'Oh, really fool!?' 'Really!'" (Billy has them start fighting, then fall into the tub.) It's really his voice that makes it homorous.
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Post by tom628 on May 21, 2006 0:28:55 GMT
And don't forget, "Stop looking at me swan!"
And some others:
From Caddyshack:
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short judge. Your a tremendous slouch.
Judge Smails: How do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty Webb: My height.
*Al Czervic drops the anchor of his boat through Judge Smail's sloop* Al Czervic: Hey, you scratched my anchor!
And one from Fresh Prince of Belair:
Uncle Phil: Your daughter fits the criminal profile perfectly, right down to the low sloping forehead and the wide jaw suitable for brains and small rodents! Dr. Hoover: I think you have her confused with your mama!
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Post by 01Salty on May 21, 2006 8:33:51 GMT
Here's a few funny things we've said at school:
Neils (Listening to something): Hey, this idiots telling the truth! Andrew: What's he saying? Me: That he's an idiot.
Andrew: Hey, have you seen the movie 'Major Pain'? Me: No, but I've felt it.
Neils: I'll give you pain! Me: Ohh, I don't like pain. Pain hurts.
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Post by dragonfox on May 21, 2006 14:20:39 GMT
Dragonfox: Mmm, Minerva Mi-nk... Assassin: Hey DF, make up your mind! Krystal or Minerva Mink? Dragonfox: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE! - Yesterday, in Alaric's Mystery Thomas Theatre 3000 thread. My shiniest SIF moment.
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Post by Assassin on May 21, 2006 15:32:34 GMT
I'm honered to have been a part of it.
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Post by dragonfox on May 21, 2006 15:47:29 GMT
I'm honered to have been a part of it. Heh, now you'll be carrying that shame for the rest of your life.
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Post by stepneydude on May 22, 2006 20:34:26 GMT
Neils: I'll give you pain! Me: Ohh, I don't like pain. Pain hurts. "I'm allergic to pain!" has somewhat became my catchphrase. I think I heard it from some Looney Tunes episode.
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Post by Skarloey on May 24, 2006 20:23:49 GMT
First, I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf!A Mr Edmund Blackadder.
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Post by FlyingScotsman on May 28, 2006 16:32:52 GMT
There are a few I use in everyday conversation.
"Hold it, Starsky, I'm up to something!" RICHARD NIXON, 'FUTURAMA'.
"Quake with fear, you tiny fools!" TIM CURRY, 'THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW'
"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!" RICHARD E GRANT, 'WITHNAIL & I'
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Post by 01Salty on May 29, 2006 7:00:09 GMT
Here are some you might be familiar with:
"Look to where you want to go, and follow the tracks that take you there."
"You shouldn't listen to rumours."
"Helping each other, brings the magic to life in all of us."
Can you guess who/when they're said?
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Post by Mark Iron on Jun 18, 2006 17:04:20 GMT
foo fighters :learn to fly:
"I'm looking to the sky to save me Looking for a sign of life Looking for something to help me burn out bright
I'm looking for a complication Looking cause I'm tired of trying Make my way back home when I learn to fly Make my way back home when I learn to
Fly along with me, I can't quite make it alone Try to make this life my own"
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Post by dragonfox on Jun 18, 2006 17:17:52 GMT
My signature is what I want to quote. And also...
If you think of all the possible outcomes, the causes and the problem itself, that'll probably make you the strongest being in the world...
- You're wierd, ya know that? - Haruki and Daisuke, small story I'm writing at the moment.
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I would like your balls, please.
- NO WAY! Don't touch me, I'm hanging on to mine!
No, the jewels in the sword, you dimwit! - Tenchi and Ryoko, Tenchi Muyo: Ryo-Oh-Ki Episode 2
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Post by Aidan on Jun 18, 2006 17:52:20 GMT
Here are some you might be familiar with: "Look to where you want to go, and follow the tracks that take you there.""You shouldn't listen to rumours.""Helping each other, brings the magic to life in all of us."Can you guess who/when they're said? I think the first quote came from "Mighty Mac", spoken by Thomas. The second quote was said by the Fat Controller in "Thomas and the Rumors". The final quote was from Lady in "Thomas and the Magic Railroad".
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Post by tom628 on Jun 26, 2006 17:18:01 GMT
Well, there's no real rule to where the qoutes come from, so why not from an MSN conversation?
Let's see....
*during dying convo* Jim:Here's Eugene!!! Tom: Um..... *long pause* Jim:Okay, maybe "Here's Eugene" isn't the best way to revive a conversation. Tom:But "Hey kids, it's time for random!" is Jim:But too bad the moms pull away their kids before you can do anything. Tom: Yea. Jim:It may be that "Sponsered by Jacko himself!" sign we have. Tom:Just maybe.
And another, Jim, Alaric, and myself have just finalized the cast for The Runaway:
Tom:If anyone has any objections, speak now, or forever hold your peace. Alaric: I object! Tom:To what? Alaric: To war. Jim:Lord knows what'll happen at his daughter's wedding.
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