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Post by dragonfox on Jan 4, 2006 17:11:46 GMT
...So he saves a red tender engine and what does he get as a reward? His very own crib with two chicks! Yeah!
... Just me then? OK... - Me at School (I don't normally talk like this, this was just for a joke)
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Post by ATK on Jan 4, 2006 21:45:25 GMT
"It is good that war is to terrible...that way we should not grow fond of it." - Robert E. Lee, 'Gettysburg' the movie.
"Players only love you when they're playing." - Stevie Nicks, 'Dreams.'
"Sometimes you get what you want, but it's not what you need." - Stevie Nicks, 'Sometimes It's A B****.'
And one of my personal favorites: "We learned more from a three minute record than we ever did in school." - Bruce Springsteen, 'No Surrender.'
ATK
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JimBobDunnie
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Post by JimBobDunnie on Jan 4, 2006 21:53:33 GMT
"Am I...Ginger?" -Doctor Who Xmas Spec "Oh Wise Woman of Wickinton..." "O just call me Kate" "Oh Kate...na just doesn't have that same ring to it" -Missing Xmas Prezzies (Old B and Kate) And my fav line out of my lot? "Here's the record player you twi...I mean your evilness"
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Jan 7, 2006 1:09:34 GMT
"Agree with me, friend, that in a perfect world there is a whisky named Ancient Shenanigan." CHRIS ONSTAD
Achewood is the greatest comic strip OF ALL TIME.
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Post by stepneydude on Jan 7, 2006 12:53:54 GMT
"Git orf moi laaaaaaaaaaaaahnd!!" - Farmer Palmer
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tom628
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Post by tom628 on Jan 9, 2006 21:46:44 GMT
"I have a room for life reseved for me at the House for the Chronicly Groovy!" Floyd, The Muppet Show
"If I didn't know I was a genius, I wouldn't listen to the trash I write." Same as above.
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Post by Aidan on Jan 10, 2006 0:58:11 GMT
King Arthur: Camelot! Galahad: Camelot! Lancelot: Camelot! Patsy: It's only a model. Arthur: Shhh. Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
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Richard
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Post by Richard on Jan 10, 2006 2:28:50 GMT
"Allllright, Thomas. I got me beer!" (Captain Punjab's TBE Ep. 10)
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QJ
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I'm not dead!
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Post by QJ on Jan 10, 2006 8:16:06 GMT
HOMER SIMPSON: "To start press any key. Where's the Any key? Let's see, Esc...Ctarl...PugUp...Alt...There dosn't seem to be any Any key! Phew, all this work's making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab." From 'King-Size Homer', Season 7, 'The Simpsons'
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Post by stepneydude on Jan 10, 2006 21:28:35 GMT
Dr Zoidberg: Now, tilt back your head, open your mouth, and say, (gibberish) Fry: (garbled gibberish) Dr Zoidberg: What?! My mother was a saint! Get out!! - Futurama
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Post by Skarloey on Jan 10, 2006 22:16:14 GMT
Desperate Housewives -
Parker: Daddy! I can't find Mrs Mulberry's umbrella! (make believe nanny, like Mary Poppins, who is an umbrella) Where is it? Tom: Hmm, I don't know, sport, honey, have you seen the umbrella? Lynette: No.... can't say that I have. Tom: OK, listen, don't worry about it, I'm sure Mrs Mulberry's around here somewhere. Lynette: Or, er, maybe she's not. She could've... left, you know, maybe she had some other little boy who she had to help. Parker: Like who? Lynette: I dunno, it could be a... little boy in... England... named... Spencer. Tom: Lynette... Lynette: Well, I mean, this is conjecture on my part, but it is possible that someone like little Spencer needs Mrs Mulberry more, 'cos... he doesn't have a mommy... and a daddy who love him. Yeah, that's right - he's an orphan! With no hands!
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Post by Aidan on Jan 13, 2006 14:51:47 GMT
Truck #1: Are we there yet? Arthur: No. Truck 2: Are we there yet? Arthur: No! Truck 3: How about now? Arthur: Oh, shut up! (Yard 2)
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tom628
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Post by tom628 on Feb 12, 2006 2:19:54 GMT
Jimbob: Here you are you twi—I mean your evilness.
Skarloey: And what dastardly music do you plan to play you dastardly man? Mozart, Beethoven, oh wait, thats good. The Crazy Frog, Girls Allowed, Busted, I don't know, some of that rubbish?
Alaric: You only wish you were that lucky. Jim, play them the record of despair.
Alaric: Don't worry Jim, I'll be perfectly safe behind this snowmobile!
Jim522: Is that supposed to bring me confidence?
-All from the Quest for The Missing Christmas Presents
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jamesp
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Post by jamesp on Feb 12, 2006 13:03:46 GMT
And even more from QftMCPs!
Chris: Ciremi, wait - before you go, tell us how you made those Islamic parakeets disappear. Ciremi: Through the power of RANDOM, my friend. The power of RANDOM.
Narrator (ChrisTheXelent):...On the Snowy Plains Separating Macsingsong From Jinty Castle, hereafter referred to as the SPMSMJC, or Spu-Sum-Je-Cu...
;D ;D
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Post by Christopher on Feb 14, 2006 12:15:28 GMT
I've got many a quote to say, but that'll take WAAAY too much space. So here's a few of my faves: ED, EDD n EDDY - "Cry Ed"(Ed has just dropped a house on Eddy) EDD: ED!! What in Heaven's name were you thinking!? ED: ( Proudly) Absolutly nothing, Double D! HENRY'S CATHC: I say, I say - what's yellow and dangerous? CHRIS RABBIT: Five Ton Canaries! QUEST FOR THE MISSING PRESENTS (Of course!) (Ciremi arrives to save the SIF Team from Alaric)ALARIC: I think NOT, Ciremi! For you see, I have a secret weapon…Behold, your one weakness—KRYPTONITE! CIREMI: That’s…er…that’s Superman’s weakness. (Pause)ALARIC: Curse you, “Discount Bob”! JIMBOBDUNNIE: I told you we should have used a respectable dealer!
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tom628
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Post by tom628 on Feb 14, 2006 12:57:00 GMT
And one more from the Quest: ALARIC: Ok then, plan B. Get him Jim! JIMBOB: Which one? ALARIC: The Australian one. Yes, the one with the number. Yea, get him Australian Jim with the numbers! JIM522: Perfect. Prepare to feel my wrath Ciremi! CIREMI: Your wrath is laughable, I laugh it, everybody laugh at it! Get him my army of Islamic Parakeets! JIM522: I'm dying! Oh, what a terrible tragedy! Never in my wildest fantesies did I think that I would be killed by an army of Islamic Parakeets! I am just glad that I have no regrets. Wait, my one regret is that I was even in this audio production! Give my regards to Aunt Jemima, and bury me in the Outback. Take me home, Worsel Gummage. ALARIC: Wow, that was quite a death monologue. But your Muslim birds will have no effect on me Ciremi! I was vaccinated against them when I was nine! CIREMI: I figured as such.
And for good measure, CHRIS THE XELENT: From out of nowhere a noble figure fell onto the platform that Alaric was stood on.
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Post by stepneydude on Feb 14, 2006 13:51:39 GMT
Ed, Edd 'N' Eddy Eddy: Where did you come from? Ed: From my parents, Eddy!
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Richard
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Post by Richard on Feb 15, 2006 23:22:58 GMT
"Things are rough all over."
Cherry from 'The Outsiders'.
What hap'd to my nose?!
Billy from 'Call of Cthulu' Part 1 of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Post by Aidan on Feb 15, 2006 23:41:48 GMT
To go along with your first quote, Skarloey123: "Stay gold, Ponyboy, stay gold."- Johnny in "The Outsiders".
Audrey II: Feed me. Seymour: Beg your pardon? Audrey II: Feed me. Seymour: Twoey, you talked! You opened up your trap, your thing and you said- Audrey II: Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now!! Seymour: I can't. Audrey II: I'm starvin'!!
(Little Shop of Horrors)
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Feb 16, 2006 0:07:06 GMT
"I am far more intelligent than you. I know that sounds arrogant, but it's not. I really am more intelligent than any of you. I don't want you to reply to this, because being so intelligent I could only be diminished by it." EDWARD HOPKINS
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