tom628
Goods Engine
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Post by tom628 on Dec 18, 2005 3:47:27 GMT
"Marzipan, I woke up in this pile of swe at shirts and I don't know how to stop this thing! I'm supposed to be watching Bub's consession stand while he enters a float in some dumb parade!And I think a rat just bit my knee." "That's great sweetie, say hi to the bee for me." -Homestar, Marzipan
"Strong Bad, I thought our float was going to be celebrating our nations covered bridges!" "No, I said our float was going to be sticking you in a fake snowman and beating you sensless with nunchucks, covered bridges." -Strong Sad, Strong Bad
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Post by The Old Bean on Dec 18, 2005 11:19:40 GMT
"Why do all my creations come out as ugly blob things?" - Strong Bad
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Post by Granpuff on Dec 18, 2005 11:32:44 GMT
"Cuba is always on my lips" - CHURCHILL
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Post by mstnoodle on Dec 18, 2005 12:06:40 GMT
Granny: O.K kids I'm going to the shops, now you to be good O.K. Kids: O.K. Granny: And when I mean good, I don't mean gluing your brother to the floor again, the neibours still laught at me, toodles.
- Digimon series 3
Wade: We were swimming and Nicky got attacked man.... By a wild swarm of flesh eating locus. And I was like Wow!
Sam: Wade what are you talking about? She doesn't look like her skin was eaten by locus.
-Strangerhood.com
Mstnoodle
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Post by stepneydude on Dec 18, 2005 15:07:18 GMT
"Would Sir consider intromitting his chivalrous cacophony? Unless, of course, you are desirous of having this harmonica forcibly intercalated down your oesphagus." - Raffles, The Gentleman Thug
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Post by Jim on Dec 18, 2005 15:18:59 GMT
"Every steam engine is an individual. It could be built to the same plan, in the same works, and by the same gang of men as another engine. But on the line, under steam, no two engines will behave exactly the same. They are as individual as human beings. No one knows why, but they are." -Rev. W. Awdry
From an article circa Dec. 30, 1995, unidentified newspaper. The article announced that he had been awarded the Order of the British Empire, in the UK New Year's Honours List. The award would be presented to Christopher in the new year, since Wilbert was too frail to travel.
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Post by Aidan on Dec 18, 2005 15:59:00 GMT
It's been a hard day's... night. Ringo Starr
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JimBobDunnie
Branch Line Engine
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Post by JimBobDunnie on Dec 19, 2005 12:53:32 GMT
"...mountain rock is good for a lot of stuff, but its dangerous work." "How come" "Theres a flaming great big boulder that might fall on top of you..." -Rusty and The Boulder Redub by Alaric.
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Post by chrisburrell on Dec 19, 2005 13:00:07 GMT
"'Ang on a shecond! Pershie's jusht a cardboard cutout. He'sh eshcaped again! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" - The Fat Controller, Buggered "Welcome aboard the team, Lemus. Now I've received word that the paint shop did mess up on your name lettering, but we're not quick to judge here, no. And frankly, I'm piss-poor and can't afford to repaint you." - The Fat Controller, The Yard: Caboose Staring
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Post by The Old Bean on Dec 19, 2005 13:02:43 GMT
"My wife and I are looking for a place to make love. Y'all think this a good place?" - The Fat Controller, Yard: "The Love Train"
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Post by Alaric on Dec 19, 2005 14:18:57 GMT
"He who fights and runs away....is wasting a lot of valuable running time with all that fighting."-Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC "I'm a soooooooong from the sixties."-Homsar "Those are different and lame, and differently lame."-Strong Bad "Large and yellow, they float through the air in the exact way bricks don't."-The Guide, on explaining Vogon Constructor Fleets "Be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."-Yogi Berra "I hope the new diesel doesn't eat my pies. I'd better eat them before he does."-The Fat Controller in Jimbob's Mob's redub of Double Teething Troubles (and no, this is not just me returning the favour
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Post by dragonfox on Dec 19, 2005 20:33:22 GMT
Gordon: You can put that lamp away... Percy: It's a Menorah (sp?), you jackass! Gordon: Would'nt you rather have a decorated tree complete with presents underneath? Percy: Erm... err.... m, maybe... Gordon: Santa has man-boobs.
(wait for it)
Percy: OOOOH!!! OOH, I LOVE MAN-BOOBS!!! Ooh, OOH! BOOBS ON MEN! Spectacular...
~The Yard 5: Merry F. Christmas (Couldn't resist)
Please keep you arms inside the car at all times, otherwise you will find that your arms are permenantly outside the car as they are...
torn off!
~ The Musuem of Everything Audio Visual Display
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Post by Mark Iron on Dec 19, 2005 21:00:00 GMT
"I never even stopped to dream and That Id see anything and The world is coming out so cold
Oh, and it's raining again Loud on your car like, bullets on tin Oh, and its raining again Open the door and pulling me in
Nothing here but nothing less Cold heart is stuck in this Couldn't say the kindest words we knew
Everything I tried to say but no one listens anyway I had to give up everything that I knew
Oh, and it's raining again Loud on your car like, bullets on tin Oh, and its raining again Open the door and pulling me in" - Moby ("raining again")
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Post by stepneydude on Dec 20, 2005 13:59:11 GMT
"The only problem with a corn-powered car is that, since it's cutting the 3 P's (Power, Petrol and Pollution) by half, it cuts your speed reading by half too. If it says 5mph, you're actually doing 10mph. If it says 40mph, you're actually doing 80mph. If it says 140mph, then slow the feck down!!" - Myself
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Post by Alaric on Dec 20, 2005 16:45:54 GMT
Guybrush Threepwood: That diamond belongs in a museum!
King Andre: So do Post-Impressionist paintings, Mr. Threepwood. So do Post-Impressionist paintings.
*Pause*
Guybrush: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
~The Curse of Monkey Island
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Post by Aidan on Dec 24, 2005 1:38:34 GMT
"I one Ringo the drummer am, but if I were a lion, then I wouldn't be making the money that I do today, would I?" -Ringo Starr as the lion in "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Strong Sad: Did you get a virus? Strong Bad: No. Strong Sad: Did you get 400,000 viruses? Strong Bad: Yes.
"And the dragon comes in the NIGHT!!"- Strong Bad
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Post by Captain Punjab on Dec 24, 2005 2:52:50 GMT
What?! ROFL! When was Ringo Starr in a Midsummer Night's Dream?! I've gotta check that out!
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Post by Aidan on Dec 24, 2005 4:10:14 GMT
What?! ROFL! When was Ringo Starr in a Midsummer Night's Dream?! I've gotta check that out! Oh, that was from a Beatles DVD I own called "Fun With the Fab Four"
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Crscottjr
Goods Engine
Still here...just dealing w/some C&D!
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Post by Crscottjr on Dec 24, 2005 4:38:01 GMT
"Life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what you're gonna get"-Forrest Gump
"Freedom is the right of all sentinent beings"-Optimus Prime, The Transformers
"I AM the reverend Thurgood Stubbs, God's holy dare-devil! That's right, I said God's HOLY dare-devil, because I dare the devil to do God's holy work!!"-Thurgood from The Pjs
And as Yard lovers everywhere post their fav quotes, I shall as well....
"What da prollum is?"-Gordon, Yard 3
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tom628
Goods Engine
[F4:@hackattackimer]
Posts: 425
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Post by tom628 on Dec 27, 2005 19:13:00 GMT
Note:This is all one sequence, or it won't make any sense.
Narrator: We now return to the 4Tst Annual Fall Float Parade.
Coach Z: Welcome back! First allow me to apologize to my co-host here for any inaprapriate comments I might have made while we was at commercial.
Marzipan: That's two strikes Coach Z.
Coach Z: Yes, what fun!
Marzipan: So next up is good old Bubs.
Coach Z: Yes good old, my favorite type of guy who I'm just always hangin' around with a-doin' stuff, Bubs—
Bubs: Coach Z you jerk! Coach Z you jerk! Coach Z—
Coach Z: That's very.....covert.
Bubs:—you jerk!
Coach Z: Well here's something that doesn't seem to be makin' fun of me. It's the Pam-Pam b-loon.
Marzipan: That's Pom-Pom balloon for those of you don't speak Coach Z. always a hit with the ladies that Pom-Pom. And a hit with no one it's Homsar. Oh, and there's another Homsar.
Homsar(s): Let's sing a song of Penzoil.
Coach Z: Oh, now isn't this adorable, Homestar Runner's sweat shirt float.
Marzipan: Looks more like a swe at shirt float to me.
Coach Z: You say termater. I say termatermorts.
Homestar: Marzipan, help! I woke up in this pile of swe at shirts and I don't know how to stop it! I'm supposed to be watching Bub's Concession Stand while he's in some ridiculous parade!
Marzipan: That's great sweetie, say hi to that bee for me.
Homestar: Hi bee.
Coach Z: Well, it seems Bubs has come to his senses and entered a proper float in the parade.
Marzipan: I'm pretty sure that's just Strong Mad absconding with Bub's Concession Stand.
Coach Z: Oh, serves him right then. Here comes my personal favorite. The KOTU Junior Varsity Marching Band!
King of Town: Now break it down for me fellas!
Coach Z: Oh yea. 1,2, 1,2, keep it cool. Listen to me cause Coach Z hes got it on. Watch me—
Marzipan: No more free-styling. It's really annoying.
Coach Z: And here comes Strong Bad's annual not even remotely fall related float.
Marzipan:Is it just me, or does one of those snowmen look suspiciously like Strong Sad?
Coach Z: Na, Strong Sad's yellow.
Strong Sad: Strong Bad, I thought you said our float would be celebrating our nation's covered bridges!
Strong Bad: No, I said our float would be sticking you in a fake snowman and beating you sensless with nunchucks! Covered Bridges.
Strong Sad: Well how did I misunderstand all that?
Strong Bad: I don't know, man, yu hear the words covered bridges and you just go into a trance.
Strong Sad: Ooooooohhh, covered bridges.
Marzipan: And as usual, bringing up the rear, it's the Marshy Balloon.
Coach Z: Man, that thing has got to frighten some children
Marzipan: Is anyone guiding that balloon?
The Cheat: Meh!!
Marzipan: Run for your lives!
Coach Z: I regret everything!*Marshy Balloon hits the stand Coach Z and Marzipan are standing on*
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