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Post by dragonfox on Jul 9, 2006 12:25:25 GMT
Me: Oh, there he (Tim) goes again, with his 365 RPMs and his 25 WMs and all that...
Donna: What are you talking about?
Me: What Tim's talking about.
Donna: What's Tim talking about?
Me: I don't know! - Me and Donna, Wednesday
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Post by Jim on Feb 20, 2007 3:19:48 GMT
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Post by Aidan on Feb 20, 2007 4:01:40 GMT
Elizabeth (as Store Owner): Good morning, sir. Welcome to Sophie's Sweet Shop. What would you like? Eb-Beaneezer Scrooge: Humbug. Elizabeth: Very good, Sir, here you go. That'll be one pence, please. Eb-Beaneezer Scrooge: A penny for a humbug? I refuse to do business with you anymore! Good day, madam! (From "The SiF Christmas Carol")
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Post by The NYMR Guy on Feb 20, 2007 23:07:09 GMT
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, do you realize how often they burst into flame...
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Post by Devious Diesel on Feb 21, 2007 23:24:06 GMT
Some quotes I'll remember for lifetime...hopefully.
"When some people whisper, they sound like a killer bee with a sore throat choking on a lemon pip! Wierd." (Myself)
"Heh heh...One for the road!" (N Gin, Crash Bandicoot series)
"My teeth fell out!" (Grampa Simpson)
"Nothing worthwhile ever is [easy]." (Spyro the Dragon)
"If at first you don't succeed...give up!" (Myself)
"I'll get there once I get there." (Myself)
And, for a Thomas redub related quote...
Gordon (Ryan): You seem quite angry, little James. What seems to be the matter? James (Truro): That bloody Percy! I just got into trouble with the Fat Controller because of him! When I get my hands on him, I swear... Gordon: James, you...don't have any hands. James: I was speaking metaphorically! (From Chris B's audio of Percy and the Signal)
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Post by dragonfoxv2 on Feb 24, 2007 15:33:08 GMT
You will get your Chance to Shine
One day, you will get your wings
You can fly through the blue, blue sky You can touch the blue, blue skyGuess the song where the lyrics are from and you're dubbed clever.
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Post by douglas on Feb 24, 2007 19:55:47 GMT
Just taking a wild guess here... "Shining Time" by Mariah Carey?
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Post by stepneydude on Feb 24, 2007 21:48:04 GMT
"A Chance To Shine" by Arai Akino per chance?
Some Spitting Image quotes (you saw it coming!):
Caspar Weinberger: Congratulations Mr President! It's your 75th birthday! Ronald Reagan: It is? How old am I?
Russell Harty: When you first met your "wife", what did you find most attractive about her? Andrew Lloyd-Webber: Her face. RH: And what particular feature of her "face"? ALW: Mainly the fact that it wasn't inside-out. RH: Surely it's not common for a person's face to be inside out? ALW: It is in our family.
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Post by trainzfan on Feb 27, 2007 9:13:54 GMT
"Bite my Shiny metal ass!"
"D'oh!"
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
"Eat my Shorts!"
Guess who?(Bonus for quote #3)
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Post by QJ on Feb 28, 2007 6:48:49 GMT
"Bite my shiny metal ass!": Bender's [from Futurama] most frequently spoken words (Except for metal ) "Do'h!": Homer Simpson's trademark. "If you teach a child to read, he or her will pass a literacy test.": A notorious quote from President George 'Dubaya' Bush. "Eat my shorts!": One of Bart Simpson's disused catchprases. Now for two of mine! "Yesterday is yesterday, if we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow." "E-mail is like a prison, a prison with no walls...and no toilet!"
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Post by JimBobDunnie on Mar 31, 2007 21:27:18 GMT
Yeah, I'm quotin' myself...and proud of it . (Me and Friend in Form, I have my head on desk from the effects of tiredness.) Me: So what you doing this Friday then? Friend: It is Friday... Me (raising head off table: Whey! And one from today in a limo for the first time...same friend btw. Friend: Taking a long time to get there (cinema), isn't it? Me: Well, thats what you think. The front of the limos already there, it's just a matter of the back bit to get there.
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Post by Ryan on Apr 26, 2007 10:53:47 GMT
A. Turner - Arctic Monkeys - Teddy Picker - Favourite Worst Nightmare
"Assuming that all things are equal, who'd want to be men of the people, when there's people like you?"
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Post by tom628 on Apr 29, 2007 23:17:25 GMT
From my favorite movie-The Princess Bride! Inigo Montoya- Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Vizinni- You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most well known, is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known, is never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line! Hahaha! Hahahahaahaha!*Drops dead*
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Post by Skarloey on May 4, 2007 21:44:47 GMT
Richard Branson is quoted as saying "When I was young, my mother used to drop us off in the middle of nowhere and make us walk home through the fields."
That's where he got the idea for Virgin Trains.
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Post by sillyevan on May 4, 2007 22:12:33 GMT
Richard Branson is quoted as saying "When I was young, my mother used to drop us off in the middle of nowhere and make us walk home through the fields." That's where he got the idea for Virgin Trains. LMAO! Here's one of my philosophical quotes. I thought of this while walking to my car (which is parked a halfmile away) during a particularly nice sunset...as an amateur poet, I have my moments Looking at the sky, surely God is an artist. Listening to the fields, surely God is a musician. If it's wisdom or philosophy you seek, look for them in the minds of Man.
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Post by Devious Diesel on May 4, 2007 22:15:56 GMT
Some random quotes of today are...
"It's my condition. I'm allergic to being hit." - Henry, from Truro's 'Thomas Movie' upon being asked why he doesn't like boxing.
"Never mention the flying helmet and the wet celery!!" - The Fat Controller, same production (I have got to ask Truro what that was about).
"Can't...talk...now, I'm...spanking a child!" - Otto Mann, from 'The Simpsons' caught in the act of spanking Bart by Principal Skinner.
"I shall crush you like the puny bugs you are! You are nothing to me, for I am the great and all-powerful Neo Cortex! You infantile vermin; how DARE you mock, manhandle and manipulate me! Rest assured, I shall take my terrible vengeance upon..." - Dr Neo Periwinkle Cortex, from the video game 'Crash Twinsanity' ranting about the evil twins. He says that all in about 7 seconds...he was fast forwarded!
And this one from 'Flushed Away'.
LE FROG: To action! HENCHFROGS: We surrender! LE FROG: No, not that! The kung fu thing!
Has me laughing every time.
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Post by trainzfan on May 5, 2007 7:50:12 GMT
Two words: Director Alert.
Priceless. Just priceless.
In wake of tuesday, though: "Dirk Kuyt? Huh! He should replace the "y" with an "n" and give himself a better name!"
One of mine.
Another of mine:
"Cameron is poetry in motion. Brown-now he's gibberish in neutral. And the Lib Dems are txt tlk in reverse."
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Post by tom628 on May 5, 2007 19:51:04 GMT
One more quote from me. 100 pints of pure liquid random to who can guess the Movie, Character in the movie, and actor of the Character.
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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Post by Devious Diesel on May 5, 2007 20:50:55 GMT
Can you spot the theme for these "Quotes of Note"? It's a very special day...
JAMES: Henry's throwing his broken bits at me. HENRY: I haven't got arms to throw them with!!
HENRY: I just know what James is going to say. "Is that really you Henry? Sensible engine. (can't figure out the rest)." OH, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?
HENRY: Not more filmwork. Tell Asquith I'm retired.
FAT CONTROLLER: I don't know why you're laughing, Gordon. GORDON: Why's that Sir? FAT CONTROLLER: Because you're being withdrawn too. GORDON: *splutters* WHAT? (Everyone else bursts out laughing).
GORDON: It's just not fair! Why do they have to pick on me? A conspiricy! That's what it is! All because of my stud as the fastest on the Island! EMILY: Oh, for God's sakes, why can't you just lay back and accept it? DUCK: Yeah Gordon, we're all as annoyed as you are, you know. PERCY: Even more so now that he won't SHUT UP!
SIR HANDEL: It was all very well of course, but...why did I have to be portrayed as the stuck-up know-it-all character? PETER SAM: Isn't that obvious?
And many more...
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Post by trainzfan on Jun 29, 2007 8:15:48 GMT
"And from now on, I don't care whether my tea leaves spell "Die, Ron, die"-I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong." Ron Weasley drops Divination
Homer Simpson(on SLH following George HW Bush): You might even say he's barking up the wrong Bush." His brain: "There you go Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say in your life and no-one was there to hear it." Homer: "D'oh!"
"I think war is a Dangerous place." Dubya.
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