Zach Stig
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Post by Zach Stig on Oct 28, 2008 0:44:52 GMT
(Sneaks into The Montevideo Star's Tank in a suprise attack, and bites The Montevideo Star before he morphs)
BLEH! Zombie Zach
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 28, 2008 1:07:36 GMT
Good thing I have several decoy tanks in the vicinity. Poor Zach entered the one filled with water. Besides, the bat-zombie spray still has 72 more hours left and I can morph in less than a Graham's Numberth of a second. Hurry up, guys! How long are those tunnels, anyway? This thread can't be top-quality without an entertaining, violent chase sequence!
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 28, 2008 1:07:37 GMT
[From above] Ugh. I was afraid this would happen. You get two factions against one another and it always ends in godmoding. Couple more, and we'll all end up on looseleaf paper getting the WRATH OF GOD!!![/from above]
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 28, 2008 1:11:12 GMT
Come now, Zach's still alive mostly dead and using decoys and not telling anyone is a smart battle strategy... okay, fine, go ahead and throw those full wine bottles at your computer screen. Or better yet, ignore the contrived scenes I create and concentrate on the fact that there are zombie swarming the poor city! Won't somebody please think of the children?
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 28, 2008 1:14:04 GMT
Well, If everyone keeps a cool head and the one-upmanship to a minimum...
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Proteus
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Post by Proteus on Oct 28, 2008 1:16:55 GMT
And you're also telling me that this is actually a meme from other forums? Lovely. I don't know if he's a "meme" of the forums or not, but so far, all I know is what I previously said. I'll try and provide a clue a day until Halloween, then we'll have to go with what we got and try to narrow it down. BTW, how's the internet service in the afterlife, dude?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2008 1:19:58 GMT
Joins the real The Montevideo Star in his tank
Phew! Cheers, man. I've brought some scotch if anyone gets thirsty and a new po for insurance purposes. Now where's the rest of the gang?
As for the children, I'm sure they're be all right as long as they've got a copy of "Thomas & The Magic Railroad" to entertain the zombies!
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 28, 2008 1:20:05 GMT
Okay. To prevent people from getting angry, I am now going to loudly announce my plans and keep nothing secret. First, I'll pick up the guys and travel to the Valero in New Braunfels in an entertaining, action-packed, well choreographed chase scene set the the lively tune of "I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar. If the Valero is taken, I'll head to the Valero in Seguin. If things are drastic, I'll go to the ones in Schertz, Cibolo, Selma, or even San Marcos or *gasp* Austin. Comprehend, savvy, understand, do you hear?
STATUS: Percy the survivor's on board, waiting for the others.
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 28, 2008 1:22:02 GMT
[fromabove/backincharacter]much faster than what you get down there. I think I'll also postpone your haunting...for now. I was originally gonna go like Southpaw in Metamorphical's story...you know, taking you inches from death, but, 'yknow, Heaven's got me in a good vibe. and the big guy frowns upon it. that's the main thing.
They are saying that, if I'm cloned, they'll let me back, but only after Halloween...right now the spirit highways are a bit congested, and I could end up in the wrong body. Could end up in some girl's. *shudder*
And Montevideo, I'm SORRY, but it wasn't just you I was talking at. you just happened to be above my post when I made it. In particular, it was the tank move Zach pulled.[/fromabove]
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 28, 2008 1:24:09 GMT
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say everyone is on board. Okay, I'm pulling out, the water cannon's armed, nothing's happening, doing a lot of foreshadowing, nothing's happening...
Also, no prob, Prower. You're no longer dead to me. Still dead, but not to me.
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Zach Stig
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Post by Zach Stig on Oct 28, 2008 1:41:49 GMT
BLEH!! (Gurgle Gurgle)
Zombie Zach
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 28, 2008 1:45:00 GMT
We've got company. Survivor, man the water cannon. I'm gonna try getting on Loop 410. I hope there aren't any zombies in muscle cars on the highway...
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Assassin
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Post by Assassin on Oct 28, 2008 1:52:03 GMT
*Is getting chased by zombies*
ARGGHHHHHH!!!! HELP ME!!! WHERE'S THE ARMY WHEN YOU NEED IT?!
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 28, 2008 1:54:34 GMT
Quick! Get in! I think I see some zombies in a Plymouth Viper! And it doesn't look like that Chevrolet Stingray is very far behind!
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Zach Stig
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Post by Zach Stig on Oct 28, 2008 2:13:49 GMT
(From within the Viper) BLEH! SPEED UP! BLEH!
BLEH!! Zombie Zach
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Assassin
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Post by Assassin on Oct 28, 2008 2:25:25 GMT
*tries PSI Starstorm again, this time concentrating on the Viper*
PSI.....STAAAAARRRRSTOOOOOOORRRMMMMM!!!
Did that get him? Cautiously peers into the remains of the Viper....and then....
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Post by Cläy on Oct 28, 2008 2:40:02 GMT
I told you we had to find that original zombie. And guess what. I have a clue. I've been going around talking to zombies who don't use this forum about the original zombie. So far, all I know is he wears a lot of black. Wow, this is worse than I imagined. The original zombie's an emo. How screwed are we?
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 28, 2008 3:04:01 GMT
Don't slow down! They've got an AMC Javelin, a Dodge Challenger, and for some reason a 1917 Hudson Phaeton on our trail! I mean tail. And somebody forgot to put on the Sammy Hagar!
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Zach Stig
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Post by Zach Stig on Oct 28, 2008 12:06:36 GMT
*tries PSI Starstorm again, this time concentrating on the Viper* PSI.....STAAAAARRRRSTOOOOOOORRRMMMMM!!! Did that get him? Cautiously peers into the remains of the Viper....and then.... BLEH! *Bites Natural Zombie Killer Assassin* BLEH!! Zombie Zach
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 28, 2008 13:04:41 GMT
[from above] Dodge Viper. DODGE! Viper comes from the mainstream brand, not the bargain-basement one. Unless you're in Europe, where everything's Chrysler.[/from above and being a car nut]
[from above]Can you ever admit defeat, Zach? You've been randomly appearing inside armored vehicles with no plausable cause, whatsoever. I mean, couldn't you at least tear open the hatch, or climb out of the wreckage of that car, first? Geez, give people a chance to react, will ya? If you can easily avoid thier reaction without dying, (or, they're out in the open and haven't unloaded a massive attack on you,) THEN you can (attempt to) bite 'em.[/from above]
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