Proteus
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Post by Proteus on Oct 26, 2008 3:01:10 GMT
Forumusers, I've been bitten by a zombie, and I'm slowly turning into one myself.
I need your help. You must find the original zombie and kill him.
You better hurry, because before long, I'll start going around bitting people.
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Assassin
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Post by Assassin on Oct 26, 2008 3:40:24 GMT
*Loads heavy bazooka* I'm on it. Zombie!! You're dead!! ...Again...*Rides motorcycle off into distance*
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 26, 2008 13:23:36 GMT
*cocks pistol* Can I kill you, first? You're still a contamination hazard.
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 26, 2008 13:58:13 GMT
*cocks pistol* Can I kill you, first? You're still a contamination hazard. NO JIM!we must lock him away somewhere till we find the zombie and kill it. *pulls out flamethrower* roast zombie anyone?
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Post by Ci on Oct 26, 2008 14:15:33 GMT
"Charlie bit me....!"
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Oct 26, 2008 14:47:29 GMT
It depends on the type of zombie we're dealing with. If it's a Romero zombie, then I'm afraid we'll have to kill them all. If it's the Evil Dead type of zombie, then basically we're all doomed. If it's the 28 Days Later type, then we may have to lock you in a cupboard until you starve to death (and you better not vomit blood all over my nice new cupboard).
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Proteus
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Post by Proteus on Oct 26, 2008 15:00:52 GMT
We're dealing with zombies that can trick you into thinking they have pink eye then totally bite the s*** outta you.
According to the guy who bit me, who wasn't the original zombie, the original zombie is the one who has to be killed. Then all the other zombies will return to normal.
My skins gone all grey now, and I'm becoming inarticu-- uh, inartiate-- um, I'm not good at talking.
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 26, 2008 15:11:32 GMT
*Throws into padded room, locks the door.*
might as well quarantine.
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Oct 26, 2008 16:43:16 GMT
Better to be safe than sorry. It's what they do in the Netherlands, and you know what? They haven't had a single outbreak of zombies since 1975 when the policy was introduced.
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Phobi
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Post by Phobi on Oct 26, 2008 20:09:00 GMT
*packs bags* *waves goodbye* *hops on thomas and speeds off*
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Post by Cläy on Oct 26, 2008 21:31:06 GMT
We're dealing with zombies that can trick you into thinking they have pink eye then totally bite the s*** outta you. I thought pink eye was only suffered by cattle.
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Proteus
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Post by Proteus on Oct 26, 2008 21:35:35 GMT
'Fraid not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a locked cupboard to tunnel out of. I'm getting hungry. Bleh.
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Post by 01Salty on Oct 26, 2008 21:53:27 GMT
I thought pink eye was only suffered by cattle. Nope, it can happen to humans too. It's true, just watch 'Knocked Up'.
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Post by Kyle on Oct 26, 2008 22:48:39 GMT
Why all the discussion about pink-eye? We've got us a zombie to hunt!
*Loads shotgun*
Oh and to keep Zombie Proteus off our backs...
*Throws several kilos of raw steak into cell*
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 26, 2008 23:10:22 GMT
LockitlockitLOCKIT!!!!
*locks*
Geez. Make sure to close the door behind you!
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Post by Kyle on Oct 26, 2008 23:27:43 GMT
Yes... I'll be more careful next time...
*Shifts eyes side to side in a suspicious manner*
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 26, 2008 23:47:52 GMT
Would it be funny if I painted a comically oversized chunk of potassium permanganate to look like a brain and dropped it down his food chute? Or would that be cruel? Meh, whatever, I'm bored. *drops*
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 27, 2008 0:03:01 GMT
A bit cruel. and what is that chemical, anyway?
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 27, 2008 0:14:35 GMT
All I know is that it causes irritation and is flammable. And you know how flammable zombies are these days. Remember when they passed the Very Dry Zombie Act of 1997? I don't. Also, the little guy might be thirsty. Perhaps he'd like some Vitamin Water with some "not-cyanide almond flavoring"?
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 27, 2008 0:15:34 GMT
Let me ask my ethicist.
DOGBERT: Sure. go ahead. You can even videotape it and post it on YouTube.
I...think I need a new ethicist.
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