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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 27, 2008 0:19:26 GMT
Toby Keith has always worked for me. But never mind Keith, there's a zombie in that room! Somebody has to do something! Like... uh... I'll go ahead and let someone else post. He'll know what to do!
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Proteus
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Post by Proteus on Oct 27, 2008 0:23:54 GMT
[zombie2englishtranslation]I'm out of that cupboard, and I'm goin' after the shlubs who locked me in there! Bleh! Bleh![/zombie2englishtranslation]
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 27, 2008 0:26:15 GMT
Thanks, but you're not exactly what I had in mind. *strands you in Gulf of Mexico*
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Richard
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Post by Richard on Oct 27, 2008 0:29:36 GMT
Stop Proteus! I have a serum! Here take it-
WAIT! THIS IS SULFURIC ACID!!! AHHHhhhh....-
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Proteus
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Post by Proteus on Oct 27, 2008 0:36:21 GMT
[zombie2englishtranslation]Oh smeg. Way to go, Mr. 123. Or should I say Mr 321, cause that's how long you have before I get you! Bleh! Mr Prower was just lucky I bit him before you gave me that stuff. Now I'll disolve the skin of whomever I sink my teeth into! Bleh! Bleh![/zombie2englishtranslation]
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 27, 2008 0:40:38 GMT
How on Earth did you un-strand yourself so quickly?! I thought I told you to stay in the Gulf! Now I have to drive all the way over to the Pacific just to teach you a lesson! First I'll apply my Bat-Zombie-spray... okay, I'm ready. C'mon, let's go.
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Post by Richard on Oct 27, 2008 0:42:56 GMT
Oh man, I feel funny. *cough* *cough*
Oh NOOO! I'm a zombie now too!
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Post by Kyle on Oct 27, 2008 0:43:05 GMT
Alright crew, I say we drop this zombie in a canyon so he will be isolated off and get to killing the ORIGINAL zombie, rather than mess with this small fry! (Of course, with no offense to small fry zombies ;D)
Let's lock and load!
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 27, 2008 0:44:20 GMT
No, I bit YOU. Or tried to. 'ts what you get for sneaking up on and attempting to grab the tail of an anthro fox.
((Yes, been in character this whole time.))
However, now that I have my wits about me...
*Click. BAM!!!!*
.357 wound to the head at point-blank range.
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Post by Richard on Oct 27, 2008 0:45:41 GMT
Too late, I dropped all your other weapons in a bottomless pit!
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 27, 2008 0:46:41 GMT
Wait, you're anthro? So that's why I have all this fur on my shirt! I knew I didn't have a red cat. Anyway, Proteus has been taken care of and since a Zombie is something that's basically dead but almost alive, the original is either Hall or Oats.
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 27, 2008 0:53:37 GMT
Well, That's that.
I guess he did get me. As soon as the mental degradation started, I decided to shoot myself, so as not to be a blight on anyone.
sorry.
EDIT: Should add, that I probably actually missed Zombie Proteus, now that I think...or don't think...about it. so he's still around somewhere.
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 27, 2008 1:00:41 GMT
Poor Toby Keith, never even got a chance to teach Prower about the ethnicity of Ford trucks...
Anyways, I've narrowed down the suspects of being the main zombie to be either Hall, Oats, Keith Richards, or Don Rickles. Bonne chance everybody!
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Proteus
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Post by Proteus on Oct 27, 2008 2:04:51 GMT
[zombie2englishtranslation]You know what that Montevideo booger did to me?! He shoved me into lake and my skins starting to react the way toilet paper does! Bleh! For God's sakes! I'm gonna have to find a secluded area and locate a pharasist who can perscribe an antedote. Then after I eat his brains, I'll be watching for when that Bat-Zombie-spray wears off. Your numers up Montevideo Star. Bleh! Bleh![/zombie2englishtranslation]
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Post by Kyle on Oct 27, 2008 2:18:12 GMT
Hmm, the original zombie seems to be elusive... Time to take a different path!
*Begins developing anti-virus entitled "Dawn" to reverse Proteus' zombification*
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 27, 2008 2:56:04 GMT
Did you read what I wrote? I said I dumped you in the Port of Long Beach! That isn't a lake! And don't blame me for the reaction, blame the House of Representatives and the Senate for passing the Very Wet Zombie Act of 1971! Uh oh, gotta go. *fades to black*
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Post by Rhodri on Oct 27, 2008 18:15:29 GMT
Can't we try the unshot alternative ending for 28 Days Later in which a complete blood transfusion will remove the virus? All I need is 8 pints of blood thats the same as Zombie Proteus.
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 27, 2008 18:56:03 GMT
Can't we try the unshot alternative ending for 28 Days Later in which a complete blood transfusion will remove the virus? All I need is 8 pints of blood thats the same as Zombie Proteus. that could work,luckily i got this blood sample from him before he transformed. *looks at blood thru microscope*
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Proteus
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Post by Proteus on Oct 27, 2008 19:47:12 GMT
Well, that pharmasist who gave me my TP skin condition medication was also able to give me pills that increase my vocabul-- um, vacubol-- uh, the way I talk by 80%. Bleh! I hope I didn't come across as ungrateful when I ate his brains. My craving for human brains seems to have decreased a bit. *shifty eyes* Let's just hope we can find the original zombie before Friday. Imagine how many people will be zombified on Halloween. Beh! Bleh!
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 27, 2008 19:54:22 GMT
well acording to thre tests i did on the blood,the only way to kill the head zombie is to melt it.any questions?
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