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Post by Kyle on Oct 28, 2008 13:28:21 GMT
It seems "Dawn" was a failure... It seems I'll have to take some more proactive measures..
*Walks into heavily-infested area weaponless*
Now, who to begin the eradication with?
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Assassin
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Post by Assassin on Oct 28, 2008 13:57:11 GMT
BLEH! *Bites Natural Zombie Killer Assassin* BLEH!! Zombie Zach *Head falls off revealing copper wiring and sparks* Meanwhile, miles away... Alright, my robot duplicate has been destroyed. I obviously can't leave the Empire Assassin building now, so I send you, my Zombie Hunter robots! Track down the zombies, and destroy them! Robots: Aye aye sir! Remember, they can;t turn you into zombies, so don't e afraid to get bitten if it means killing one! CHAAAAARGE!!!
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Jim Prower
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Now as Sir Handel!
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Post by Jim Prower on Oct 28, 2008 14:09:39 GMT
[from above]aaaaaand it's gotten ridiculous.
That's it. I'm done trying to keep things measurably realistic.[/from above]
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Post by Nicholas on Oct 28, 2008 18:46:45 GMT
Check out our new Head Ghostbuster [Ryan]. Maybe he could lend a hand with this zombie situation...
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Post by Aidan on Oct 28, 2008 18:49:28 GMT
I'm guessing Ryan's got a Bible and some holy water with him....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2008 18:58:06 GMT
I hope so, we're running low on water to fight the zombies with and, in terms of finding subtitudes for water, I'm a bit reluctant departing with my scotch here.
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Post by Jim on Oct 28, 2008 19:30:38 GMT
Quick - Quick - Can somebody show me how to use this? Getting cold...So...cold...
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Proteus
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Not everything needs a concrete answer.
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Post by Proteus on Oct 28, 2008 19:47:32 GMT
I've been trying to keep my cravings under control, but it's not working well. I've victimised four people today and they got pissed off at me. I'm covered in eggs. On a positive note, I've heard something else about our #1 zombie target. He has a servant who's pretty much always been a zombie himself. So so far, all we know is the original zombie wears mostly black and has a semi-mindless slave. We're getting there, but let's hope more can come of this misadventure before the zombie outbreak gets way outta hand. Bleh! Bleh!
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Revolver
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Unhappy moth is unhappy.
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Post by Revolver on Oct 28, 2008 20:07:36 GMT
SHAAAAAAAAN!!!!(translation)[Fools! Your puny vacuums can't stop the mighty Giratina! I can travel through dimensions to track you down! There's NO escape!]
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Zach Stig
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No Garbage Today
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Post by Zach Stig on Oct 28, 2008 20:34:27 GMT
*Quietly sneaks away to lurk in the shadows...for now*
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Post by 01Salty on Oct 28, 2008 21:29:58 GMT
*pops in* By the way, if any of the non-bitten peoples get a message from a zombie, be careful...
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Post by themontevideostar on Oct 28, 2008 21:47:50 GMT
Thanks for pointing out my stupid mistake, Prower. It was supposed to be a Plymouth Barracuda.
Status update: the Valero in New Braunfels was taken. We tried the ones in Shertz, Cibolo, Selma, Seguin, Leon Valley, Universal City, San Marcos, Austin, and even Corpus Christi, Rockport, and Port Aransas. No dice, but lots of casualties. We are currently in the process of preforming an exorcism on one of our members and hoping it'll work. We are currently stealthily driving alongside the railroad tracks, en route to a Soriana in Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas where zombies are outlawed. Wish us luck, there's a chance we might encounter zombies in hi-rail trucks...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2008 21:57:11 GMT
Well, it's a good job that I've also bought 5 Buxton bottles full of Holy Water with me just in case such a situation is to happen! Bring it on!!!!!
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Post by Knuckles on Oct 29, 2008 5:23:13 GMT
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Rhodri
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You spin me right round
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Post by Rhodri on Oct 29, 2008 11:17:04 GMT
Well, Ive made it to the Winchester save and sound. I'm in the upper floor, I've filled up the bath with water, the medicine cupboard is full, the stairs have been destroyed and barricaded, ear plugs are at the ready and my shotgun is at my side. Just have to wait it out now...
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Post by driveus on Oct 29, 2008 11:43:49 GMT
You might be safe from zombies but who's going to save you from say... Me!!!............
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 29, 2008 13:31:46 GMT
*crashes thru window*
eat steak you son of a &*@!#
*plunges it into your heart*
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Post by driveus on Oct 29, 2008 13:42:03 GMT
Yum, but I don't eat meat.
I eat blood.... attacks george.
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 29, 2008 13:46:46 GMT
wooden steak
*plunges into head.*
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Assassin
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Post by Assassin on Oct 29, 2008 14:46:54 GMT
I think you mean "Stake". either way TAKE THIS!!!
*Throws garlic and puts a cross around neck"
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