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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 13, 2008 8:46:40 GMT
lady hatt!
the sif members and the fat controller gasped!
''i didn't know you're wife was a bad ass!''said Ryan.
''i d-d-didn't k-know my self.''stuttered the fat controller.
''you boys go ahead.''said lady hatt.''ill take care of the Teh_Steamer clones.''
with that,the sif members + tfc ran for it,while lady hatt gunned down everyone of Teh_Steamer's clones.
sadly somehow the real Teh_Steamer got thru,and sneaked past lady hatt.
the sif members ran thru the building,and soon they were joined by the others.
suddenly,they entered a dark room.it was pitch black.nothing could be seen.
nothing?well...not quite.
a strange glowing green disk shone thru the darkness.it illuminated a light switch.the fat controller flicked the switch,and when the lights came on they all saw that the green disk was attached to a machine.it was as sir topham hatt had mentioned back at the quarry....
a dimensional teleporter,and there one ticket back home.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2008 16:19:07 GMT
But Teh_Steamer caught up with them and destroyed it by throwing a bottle of Newcastle Brown at it. The teleporter reacts badly to the split beer and exploded. The SiF members turned around and chased after Teh_Steamer, who led them out into the quarry.
Unfortunately, he forgot about Lady Hatt, who was holding a gun at him. She shot him in the stomach, but it bounced off him. He was wearing body armour! He caught hold of her and tried to get the gun off her.
The SiF members caught up with him and kicked him senseless...
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 13, 2008 17:04:13 GMT
after his beating up at the hands of the sif members,Teh_Steamer was forced to rebuild the dimensional teleporter.when he has finished,the Hatts sentenced him to work on the railway for a while to right all his wrongs.without any hesitation,he agreed.(after all,it was ether that or get beaten to a pulp by TFC's bad ass wife.)
after the dimensional teleporter was rebuilt,it was moved to kapford station.when the sif members arrived all the engines,the fat controller and all the citizens of sodor were there to greet them.
the fat controller made a speech.
''as you well may know'' he said,''a while ago a corrupt forum n00b,came to our island bent on destroying us all.however''he went on,''he also foolishly took with him,a group of young men who have saved not only the island and the railway that runs upon it,but also the lives of everyone living on it.''
the crowd burst into a thunderous applause!
''and so''said the fat controller''as a reward,you shall 1:have a station named after your forum and 2:each have a book to right your adventures here in.''
the engines whistled and the crowd cheered as tfc handed the forumers a blank book.
''and now''said sir topham hatt''it is time for you all to go home.''
with that,he switched on the teleporter.
''thank you sir''said Percy and georgemiser together.
''its been quite an experience''said Ryan.
''the coordinates have been set to Northern-Ny-Ether''said tfc.''the town in your dimension that lead you here.''
and with that,the sif members took one more look at sodor,knowing that they may never come back there again.and with with one final salute,to a chorus of cheers and whistles they jumped thru.
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Post by Casey Jones on Oct 16, 2008 20:20:29 GMT
At Northern-Ny-Ether the team stopped at the local pub and had a celebration and send off for all the others. Ryan and Christopher said a few words along with Casey who, sadly, couldn't come up with much to say. After the speeches there came, all of a sudden, a...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2008 21:09:01 GMT
...giant flying pie! It rammed through the pub, demolishing the whole front part of it. Thankfully, nobody was hurt, but the pub's insurance company was never going to believe the landlord of the pub's story on why the pub is now suffering large amounts of draughts.
"THIS IS A STICK-UP!!!" the pie roared, holding on top of it a giant rocket launcher. "Lummie day!!!" cried the landlord, who was behind the bar, as the rocket launcher was aimed in his direction. "YOUR TAKINGS OR YOUR LIFE!!!" the pie bellowed.
The SiF members, taking cover below whatever shelter they could find, knew that they had to do something, but none knew what!
Suddenly...
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 16, 2008 21:27:54 GMT
a long light shot out from underneath the pie,and out stepped Teh_Steamer!the if members went into a fighting position,dreading the worst!
but to their surprise,Teh_Steamer was smiling.not the smile of a deranged maniac,but just a friendly smile.
''fear not.''he said the the sif'ers,''i mean you no harm.''
the sif members looked at each other in disbelief!
after they walked out of town,Teh_Steamer explained that while working on the railway,he had had an Epiphany.he had realized that such lessons that he had wanted drained out of the forumers brains could only be learned by experience!he also went on to say that smudger had eventually been found by the thin controller,and was now working on his railway.
''phew''remarked georgemiser.''well,at least i wont have a guilty conscience knowing we left him there.''
the crew were just approaching Ryan's car,when...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2008 21:45:50 GMT
"Hang on!" exclaimed Sam. "We can't leave that pie to rob that pub. We need to do something because the landlord of that pub owes me money!"
The other members ignored him. But they didn't need to bother, for...
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Post by Casey Jones on Feb 17, 2009 0:45:28 GMT
... the Pie was hit by a farmiliar black van. But this time there stood a man in an expensive suit with a bage on his lapel reading...
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Post by Georgemiser on May 9, 2009 8:18:18 GMT
Star. Tug and Marine, captain star III.
the SiF members could not believe their eyes. tugs was real now?
the captain was young and thin. he wore a red captain uniform with an old 1920s sailing hat.
''need a lift?'' he asked smoothly.
''err yes.'' said Ryan, trying hard to sound unsurprised. (then again he thought, after his adventures on sodor, he would believe anything.)
I can take you as far as the airport. said the captain. because thats my stop.I'm flying back to America to go back to my job at bigg city.'' none of the forums had intended for their adventure to go abroad, but they figured ''what the heck.'' and piled into the van.
a new adventure had begun.
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Post by Larger Seagullane on Sept 21, 2011 0:05:30 GMT
They arrived at the airport when they heard an explosion. A bomb had gone off. Luckily no one was hurt. The SiF members and Captain star groaned. The perpetrator was none other than...
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Post by railsimrocks on Oct 30, 2011 20:09:43 GMT
Mel Gibson who had sufferd yet another mental meltdown and decided to run amok on Sodor.
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Post by Larger Seagullane on Dec 18, 2011 14:33:27 GMT
The SiF staff chased after Mel. Mel was too fast but he was stopped by Larger Seagull. The SiF members caught up and Seagullane vanished. Captain Star wasn't that good a runner and was so exhausted that he had a heart attack. He was taken to a hospital. There they saw to their horror that the Doctor would be none other than...
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Post by paulgwr on Nov 15, 2014 2:57:18 GMT
...PaulGWR! Except instead of a hospital uniform he was dressed like that chap with the police box, the SiF staff couldn't believe it "PaulGWR?" Asked Clay "aren't you that newbie that posts a lot of american steam engine stuff?" "yep" Replied PaulGWR, I was trying to find you on Sodor, but I couldn't so I managed to ride on Donald and Douglas' goods to discount Bob's to get a TARDIS, and a B-17, but I digress... The TARDIS took me to this hospital and people thought that being a mad man with a box, they assumed that I would be an MD as well as a timelord so I was sent here, and with a sudden twist of fate, I ran into you, I heard you were chasing Mel Gibson right? I can give you all a lift." "Okay, sounds good" agreed Alaric so the SiF team (even Captain Star) got on the Yankee's TARDIS. While traveling through the Vortex they suddenly encountered...
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Post by toz76 on May 15, 2015 14:12:44 GMT
A massive purple blob blocking their way. The TARDIS couldn't go around it, over it, or under it.
The SiFers decided to turn around, only to see another blob blocking their path. They were stuck.
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Post by Lightninging63 on May 16, 2015 6:49:02 GMT
And that's when Ryan had a crazy idea. He reached into his back pocket and pulled out a large yellow tub. He unscrewed the lid off the tub, proceeding to take large globs of black-brown substance and throw them at the purple obstructions outside the box. The purple blobs squealed in horror as the globs singed their gel-like flesh, and the smell made their eyes water. "WHY COULDN'T IT BE NUTELLA," they sobbed, and flew out of the way, making remarks of vengeance upon the SiF crew.
Paul', 'Seagull, and all the other SiF'rs stood gawking, unable to believe what they had seen. Ryan laughed, the sound not quite syncing up with his lips, like a badly-dubbed ninja-film, chest out and proud. "My secret weapon," he said, and revealed the label on the tub to be...
..'Vegemite'.
All of the SiF'rs began coughing and gagging at the strong smell. Ryan explained, briefly, that it had been on sale for next-to-nothing (which explained the smell), and that he hadn't really a plan, much to the dismay of the others. Most of his words went unheard, however, as the smell was a bit too much for nearly all the crew. Captain Star and the TARDIS seemed the only two un-affected. "What? I like it." Said the TARDIS, in Benedict Cumberbatch's voice.
It soon became apparent that there was a gas leak somewhere on the TARDIS, and the crew had been hallucinating. They pulled over to fix the leak at a local gas station along the Milky Way.
Teh-Steamer went to ask around about Mel Gibson. He tapped a man drinking an orange shake on the shoulder. The man turned around. It was none other than the tall and considerably handsome Lightninging63.. who knew nothing of Mel Gibson's antics. So Teh-Steamer left the tall and considerably handsome Lightninging63 to his shake. He was just about to give up, when a voice came from behind him. "I think I know what you seek," Said the voice. Teh-Steamer turned 'round to the voice, to see...
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 2:38:30 GMT
"Issac!" cried a shaken Teh_Steamer. "What the.. how did..?" "I thought we were on first-name basis. You have called me 'Ronald' in days gone by, as should be." snarled the man. It was true; this was indeed Ronald Issac, the man with that hissing voice that Casey Jones and EveningStar had heard over the portable radio. He had a crooked nose and squinting eyes, and was carrying a briefcase with a shimmering brass plate. He continued, "'How did I get here'? Oh that's simple; I found a red phone box on a beach back on Sodor, and used it to get to Northern-Ny-Ether. I hired Gibson to lure you to me, but as you know that deranged nut-head allowed himself to get caught. So I was left to find you alone; I then followed you in the box all the way here." "And why are you here?" demanded Teh_Steamer, although he knew the answer. "Oh, you know... part of my plans to take over Sodor. Now that you've changed your mind about wanting administration of those forums, you seem to have forgotten that I was the one that wanted to rule over Sodor, and you agreed to make it happen if I gave you the power you needed for your schemes, which I did." Teh_Steamer glared. "Why do you still want supreme leadership over Sodor? You're already Deputy Head of Sodor, and your evil plots are only going to fail anyway!" "Steamer!" snapped Ronald Issac, "Enough of this. Now that you're a saint you're only in my way, as well as the rest of your friends. I already took care of one member on your forums that I deemed a threat to my plans; now it's time to finish you. Sir Owen Wood was very cross when it became known to him that someone had stolen his identity, and with some encouragement from me, he decided to sent out a warrant for your arrest. OFFICERS!" This last ejaculation seemed to be directed at a nearby corner. Teh_Steamer turned to run, but his enemy clutched his shoulder, and held him firmly there. In the struggle that ensued, Issac had turned slightly, and for one instant the sunlight flashed off of the brass plate on the briefcase, revealing 'Thomasrocks' to be imprinted into it. As the two Sudrian policemen that Issac had called ran up, Teh_Steamer realized that the briefcase had belonged to an SiF member, no doubt the one that Issac had referred to as that one threat that he had 'taken care of'. "Oh Steamer," Issac jeered, "did I say that I had to find you alone? Because I actually brought these two gentlemen with me! Hahahaha!" "Teh_Steamer, you're under arrest!" the policemen said, handcuffing him. Teh_Steamer was then led away to the phone box and forced in. Issac walked in, shut the door, and in a flash of light they were gone. But fortunately for Teh_Steamer, Lightning63 had seen everything, although the only words that he had been able to make out were 'Ronald' and 'Issac'. He knew he had to do something, and having heard that nineteen SiF members were in the vicinity, he went to find them and tell them what had happened.
Elsewhere in Siberia, a weary figure was making his sojourn down from the desolate mountains, banished from civilization. This was none other than the noble, loyal Thomasrocks; his banishment had been the doing of Issac, who had kidnapped him when he was on Sodor and stolen his briefcase full of gadgets, doubtless thinking that he was liable to affect his plans. Issac had then corrupted the formation of Time, causing Siberia to experience Winter. Right now Thomasrocks was much distressed at his dangerous situation, unsure of how to get out of it. The icy winds were piercing his face like needles, his tan fur-coat flapping behind him. Must get to shelter.. *gasp* I must get out of here!
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Post by toz76 on May 27, 2015 13:08:25 GMT
As thomasrocks continued, he saw what appeared to be a cottage in the distance. With one last bust of effort, he walked to the door and knocked. The door opened, and thomasrocks stepped through, before fainting.
When he came to, he was in an armchair by the fire. Another man was sitting opposite.
"Hello, I'm toz76. Call me Toz." The figure said. "What were you doing out there?"
So thomasrocks began his story.
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Post by Shrieking Truck on May 29, 2015 22:20:07 GMT
"Well, I'm sort of... A guy who needs some help" But then Man In Blue appeared (only Toz will get this) "Wait a minute... This isn't the TTTE Wiki Forum! I'm sorry I'm here but I have to go now to defeat the Bronze Mage!" He said. "That guy seems familiar..." Toz said. But then Shreiking truck aka TheGuysCast (2 if on TTTE Wiki Forums) aka TGC came "he wants to take over somewhere as far as I heard from the SIF board I was just reading that has the exact outcome of the story" he said. "Wait a minute... Do I know you?" TGC said to Toz.
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Post by paulgwr on May 30, 2015 3:42:53 GMT
"Yes you do!" he responded "And I'm glad you did, I've been waiting for you two, years ago, I was given a letter that was passed down from my family that was addressed to you, I could explain more, but I think reading it will all clear it up!" He handed the envelope with a specific address to them
To Misters TGC, toz76, and Thomas rocks, The Armchair by the fire, Desolate Cottage, Siberia: (NOTE: do not open until 5-29-15 and all three respected members are at the specified location).
"This is strange!" toz76 exclaimed "look at the return address! 221b McCoy street, London 1886!"
"Let's read on!" TGC replied
Dear sirs:
This is a message from all the SiFers, we have been kidnapped by Issac and are sent to be imprisoned in 1800's London. To keep my TARDIS protected, I sent it to your time period so you can take it back to pick us up, all you need to do is enter an old British Police box that will appear in the back yard/garden of this very cabin in about...now!
There was a wheezing sound from behind the cabin.
Anyway, enclosed in this envelope is the key, once you're inside, just enter the coordinates on the return address, and you'll be on your merry way, good luck, cheers!
Sincerely, PaulGWR
"Alright let's go!" Said toz, so the three of them walked into the TARDIS, set the coordinates, and landed in London,
When they landed, they encountered...
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Post by toz76 on May 30, 2015 12:57:32 GMT
A drunken vagabond with a knife. Screeching in fright, he ran at the TARDIS with a knife. The trio jumped clear, and hoped the knife didn't do any damage.
"So, what did the letter say? 221B? Isn't that supposedly the home of Sherlock Holmes?" Asked Toz
"Only one way to find out." said Thomasrocks. He walked up and knocked at the door.
Meanwhile, the other SiFers were all tied up in a dark basement. Ryan sat in the darkness uncomfortably. Suddenly, he realized that the rope around his right wrist was loose. Ignoring the fact that it was the sort of cliche that happens all the time to people tied up with rope, he began trying to untie himself.
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