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Post by Evening Star on Sept 2, 2008 23:42:17 GMT
"So, I take it all of you are here for no apparent reason too, eh?" Evening Star asked the others. "Yes," said Ryan. "We all got here through one way or another, and now we have the authorities on our tails. It's very confusing." "I heard from Sir Handel here that Sir Owen Wood's after you. Not a good chap to have hunting you down. Could get messy quick," replied the pensive bookworm. eDWaRDTHeGReaT was curious. "Why? He's just the Head of State..." "The devil's in the details, Edward," Evening Star said, shaking his head. "He's got his fingers in every pie on Sodor. Rumors are that he has connections in the scrap industry too, but more pressing matters are at hand. If he's after you, without a fair bit of resource and sagacity you're sunk..."
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Post by Casey Jones on Sept 3, 2008 23:00:09 GMT
Casey sat searching any Sodor directory web site on his laptop but had nothing. "This Owen Wood person is hard to find." called Casey. The train charged up the line with black smoke escaping from his funnel. Evening Star had a portable radio and the news was ringing about their flight from the hotel. "Here with us," said the speaker, " is Ronald Issac Deputy Head of Sodor." "Hullo," said a voice with a hiss Casey went ghostly white from the sound of it. "That voice," said he.
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Post by Evening Star on Sept 3, 2008 23:56:26 GMT
"What's the matter?" asked Evening Star with alarm. Casey was in shock; he wouldn't say a word as the oily voice continued. "As I've already been introduced, I'll get down to the point," the radio piped. "These renegades have caused damage, hijacked locomotives, and delayed trains all their time here. We are heightening the reward to 2000 pounds for the capture or providing of information leading to the capture of these outlaws. Thank you." The transmission stopped. "Well," said Ryan sourly, "That is most definitely NOT helping." Everyone present nodded in agreement. "Well, speaking of resource and sagacity, Oliver's crew has agreed to give us a good turn and hide us in a shipment of produce heading into the 'Little Western.' But I have to ask, Casey, who was that on the radio? You looked as if you'd seen a ghost!" said Evening Star, snapping his mobile shut.
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Post by Georgemiser on Sept 11, 2008 20:36:16 GMT
soon,the sif members arrived at Crovan's Gate.oliver was waiting with the produce trucks.''you'll be going as far as the quarry''he said.''from there,the fat controller will be waiting for you.he has a friend of yours called rusty red scrap iron,and some info on sir Owen wood and his plan.if all gos wrong and the police find you,then hank will be there to take you away to the abandoned Mid Sodor Railway.the cops will NEVER think of looking there''.
the sif members nodded in agreement and climbed aboard the trucks.when they were off,the sif members talked about what might happen next.George meanwhile was on toad,Oliver's break-van.he had been sent there by the others to keep a look out for any police that might be after them,and was asking the cheerful optimistic break-van if he knew anything about Owen wood.
sorry Mr georgemiser''said toad.''but i don't seem to have heard about this sir Owen wood person. but don't worry''he added cheerfully.''maybe the fat controller's evidence might be of some assistance.''
George sighed,maybe toad was right,maybe tfc's info WOULD help them out of this mess.anyway,as the sun came up,the sif members reached the quarry.
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Post by Nicholas on Sept 11, 2008 22:31:07 GMT
At the quarry, the bright orange sunlight illuminated the quarry walls beautifully. Stepping out of Toad, georgemiser cautiously took a look around.
He looked towards the train, and the SiF members clambered down.
"Look," said eDWaRDTHeGReaT looking towards a stout figure near the stone hopper across the quarry. Ryan and the others looked. There, emerging from the shadow of the quarry wall on the other side was Sir Topham Hatt, the Fat Controller. He began strolling towards the SiF members.
"Goodbye, and thank you," said Evening Star to the kindly Great Western engine.
"Anytime," smiled Oliver. "Glad to be of assistance," chimed Toad, and they hissed quietly out of the quarry into the golden distance.
They turned their attention once again towards the Fat Controller, who was now importantly strolling towards them all. There was tension is the air. Everyone stood. Anticipation; what would he say? The presence that this man had was more apparent now that he was there in front of all the Sodor Island Forum members, and it was a presence everyone felt, even Ryan.
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Post by Georgemiser on Sept 12, 2008 0:37:45 GMT
the fat controller came up to them,the tension was now so high,that even hank (who was waiting near the stone hopper waiting to hide them at the closed Mid Sodor Railway should the police come)was starting to sweat.Sir Topham Hatt cleared his throat,''as you know''he said ''you have been transported here to this world,and so far have no explanation as to why you're here.''
the sif members nodded.
''also''went on the Fat Controller.''i have heard rumors from sir handel,that you have been trying to find info about a man called ''Sir Owen Wood''.''
they nodded again.
''well''said the Fat Controller,''i have found out info about him,that will explain everything.''
the sif members held there breath!
the Fat Controller paused,there was total silence.
at last the Fat Controller spoke.
''Sir Owen Wood,brought you to sodor!''
each sif member felt his heart skip a beat!
b-b-b-but how?stuttered Derek.
''apparently''replied tfc ''he knew about your coming to the town Ryan,which lead to the mountain cave that brought you all here.he was able to build a small dimensional teleporter,and by means of disguise,was able to slip it onto any sif member he saw.''
''how do you know all this?''asked RRSI.
the Fat Controller smiled.''i was able to bug him when i finally found him,then i was able to hear his evil plan.he is from your world and he want total superiority on your forums Ryan.
Ryan gulped.
''and''added the Fat Controller ''not only is he from your world,but he is or rather was a newbie on the forums.''
meaning?! everyone asked.
''meaning'' boomed the reply ''that Owen wood is none other that the person that annoyed clay in his jail,he is none other than....
Teh_Steamer!''
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Post by Evening Star on Sept 12, 2008 4:29:09 GMT
Evening Star gazed quizzically at Ryan. "Who's 'Teh_Steamer'?" he asked. Ryan blinked. "Oh, he's a noo- ahem, new member Clay had some trouble with in jail." Evening Star tutted sympathetically- Newbies were always annoying, especially the ones that don't know what "NO!" meant. The Fat Controller continued. "This 'Teh_Steamer' has also conspired with the scrap dealers you know as "'Arry and Bert." If all goes according to plan, he will be able to rewrite the stories you have written about us in your Extended Railway Series, and effectively end the Island of Sodor as we know it." An ominous silence followed this doomsday prediction. Shanedooiney raised his hand. "So what do we do?" he asked. Rusty Red Scrap Iron said incredulously, "We fight! We get this evil plot before it happens!" A general wave of assent followed. Evening Star pondered things for a minute. "Wait...if REwriting the ERS can END Sodor...does this mean that our..." His eyes widened. "I know why we were brought here!" he exclaimed, and pulled out a printed copy of an ERS book. "We have the power to alter this reality! He wants our power for his own, so he's planning to trap us here while he takes over this place from the outside! But we can stop this..."
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Post by Georgemiser on Sept 12, 2008 9:22:51 GMT
but alas,before Evening Star could continue,they heard police sirens!quickly,one after the other,the sif members scrambled aboard hank's trucks.
''hang on to your hats partners.''he called.''next stop,the Mid Sodor Railway!''
and with that the big American engine puffed off to Mid sodor.
the police finally arrived,they were furious to see that the sif members had escaped,yet again.
suddenly,one of the police car's doors flung open,and out stepped Teh_Steamer!
''oh noes!''he cried in his n00bish manner.''they gotz awayzor!!111!!!!11''
while the cops tried to comfort the crying newbie,hank was half way to the Mid Sodor Railway.the gang discussed what would happen next.would they get caught?why did the Fat Controller want them to go to Mid Sodor Railway?what would happen to the ERS if Teh_Steamer got his hands on it?and would they find smudger?no one knew what would happen.soon the group arrived at the Mid Sodor Railway.it was old and abandoned,just like in the railway and TV series.
''wow'' gasped georgemiser.''oliver was right,the cops will never think to look for us here.''
''too true''replied Ryan. ''it looks like..''
but before he could say anything else the sif members heard a muffled noise from a mound of dirt behind the ruins of an old shed.it sounded like a cry for help.the members started to dig away at the mound,and there,peeping out thru a hole in the dirt was none other than.....
smudger!
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Post by Evening Star on Sept 13, 2008 4:23:25 GMT
Evening Star gaped. "But what are you doing here?" he asked. "I thought he was supposed to have been lost in the mine flooding." Everyone else looked confused too. "Well," coughed Smudger, spitting out a clod of dirt, "I got salvaged from the mine, but they just left me here. I can't be sure, but it looked like they were clearing it out for something." eDWaRDTHeGReaT gasped. "That must be where they're headquartered!" he exclaimed. Shanedooiney looked over the dirt-covered old pumping engine. "I think we should call in the workmen," he said, "If they can replace a boiler in a day or two a structural rebuild should take a few hours!" Evening Star rolled his eyes. "Time has no meaning in the TV series, apparently..." He snapped out of his trance. "But like I was saying earlier! We can stop Teh_Steamer from taking over Sodor! Does anyone have a blank book?" A few people, among them Ryan and Georgemiser, raised their hands. Evening Star took one and wrote furiously. "And...Harold...then...touched down...by...the...filthy...Smudger." he finished. No sooner than he had stopped, Harold the Helicopter flew down from the sky and landed beside Smudger, looking bemused. Several people gasped. Evening Star grinned, and said "I think I've got our ticket out of here."
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Post by Georgemiser on Sept 13, 2008 8:32:24 GMT
''well I'm not going back till Teh_Steamer is defeated''said Ryan.and the others agreed.
Evening Star reluctantly agreed,and asked Harold to wait for them while they found the base.
''right'o''said Harold in his posh voice.
the SiF members then said goodbye to smudger and promised to restore him to his original form,after they had defeated Teh_Steamer.
but as they walked along,Ryan had a question for rusty red scrap iron.
''how did you get to the quarry?''he asked.''the last time i saw you,you were following that female singing in the woods.''
RSI explained.
''turns out''he said.''that it was a trap by the police. they had recorded a girl singing,and put it on a Dictaphone.if it hadn't been for sir topham hatt and his bodyguards fighting them off,i don't know what would of happened.''
suddenly there was a cracking noise and georgemiser Ryan and Casey Jones fell thru a hole in the hill!when they finally opened there eyes they found them selves in what looked like an underground base.all of the sif members jumped down the hole into the base and they knew at once that THIS was the base of Teh_Steamer!they looked all around.they was top secret weapons,a giant super computer,all kinds of machines,plans for getting rid of the sif members,a...
wait.PLANS FOR GETTING RID OF THE SIF MEMBERS?!
the gang waisted no time in opening the files,and when they saw the plans they couldn't believe they're eyes!
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Post by driveus on Sept 14, 2008 2:07:42 GMT
The plans were both morbid and, surprisingly, well thought out. Devided into three sections, consisting of horrible, terrible, crazed thoughts made by a loonatic. Only the first two parts of the plan were there. Part one stated plans for reviving the dead-ex mod Peter Sam to gain back knowledge of SiF. Part two to attack SiF both indirecty and directly using mindless goons found on Youtube. There, right in front of our heros was a table with a human figure seen under a bed sheet which seemed to cover the whole body, somewhat a badly made frankenstein parody. Rusty Red Scrap Iron bravely walked foward and tried to see what was under the sheet. Then suddenly with a loud roar, under the sheets an arm came out and choked RRSI until Ryan stabbed the arm with a dagger knife lying nearby. After the beast surrendered and showed it's true form, the heros would never again be able to look at it the same way.
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Post by Evening Star on Sept 17, 2008 0:58:36 GMT
Evening Star peered down the hole and yelled, "HEY! YOU GUYS FIND ANYTHING?!" Ryan's voice called back, "Yeah, get down here!" Evening Star scribbled in the book. "And...the...others...were...transported...safely...down...the...hole." Casey looked at him with raised eyebrows and said, "You could have jumped...it's only 5 feet down!" "I know," muttere Evening Star sheepishly, "but the book is really cool." Ryan cleared his throat and showed the plans to Evening Star. "Hmm...well thought...very much executable...Dangerous," he mumbled. Shanedooiney whispered, "We knew that..." Evening Star said, "Well, I'm out of ideas. I left my mobile at the quarry, and we can't go back there...This is your show now guys, and this is turning out to be a definite novel..."
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Post by Georgemiser on Sept 20, 2008 10:33:22 GMT
suddenly the monster rose from the table,and lifted up the sheet!it was the most horrific site the forumers had ever seen it was...
AN ANGRY MOTHER!
the angry mother removed the knife from her hand and to everyone amazement healed instantly.
the sif members realized that this wasn't any ordinary angry mother.this was a mutated zombie angry mother created by Teh_Steamer!
the undead soccer mom then pulled a pen out of her pocket.she then motioned Ryan to give her the plans.when he did,she began to write something on the back.then she gave it back to Ryan.Ryan looked at what the angry mother had put down. it read.
''in you're extended railway series book ''Edward's Branch Line'',i noticed that one of the story's was called ''EDWARD’S ESSENTIAL EXPERIENCE''.do you think our children are going to be able to understand those last two words?of course not!.i also demand that you rewrite BOCO’S TRACTOR BANG,as a story that involves boco taking Shane around the island to give rides to children.comply with these demands,or we will shut down you're forum!''
Ryan was infuriated!no one asked him to tone down HIS ERS books,not down to hit's level anyway.
he thrust the soccer mom down onto the table knocking her unconscious.then Alaric noticed a Peace of paper on the back of the angry mother.he pulled it off,it was part 3 of the plans.he read it out loud for all to hear.
''step 3,drain the sif members of there knowledge,thus turning them into n00bs,and finally step 4,transfer they're knowledge into my brain,thus making me the admin!''
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Post by Evening Star on Sept 24, 2008 4:45:57 GMT
Evening Star sniffed in disgust at the politically correct mother on the table, then perused the note. "Well, that's just stupid. If he plans on draining us of our knowledge, then he has to understand the consequences of it. Such lessons can only be learned by experience. He'll kill himself with the knowledge of Sodor's purpose and workings!" Clay cut in. "But he'll still have it...And if he dies and we're n00bs, then...it could be the end of SiF as we know it." This ominous news hung in the air like a subtly choking miasma. Edward broke the silence, with a cheery "But we have the book, right? So it should work out...All we have to do is write us out of this mess!" Georgemiser grabbed the small journal, and scribbled in a hasty "Six honey pots hung from teh ceiling." Nothing happened, and a large REJECTED appeared in red over the recent submission. Evening Star, looking up, laughed a bit and said, "Well, our Evaluators are doing their jobs...Unfortunately, this isn;t the time for being picky about ERS, when it could make or break us!" "I'm afriad," said a cold voice from behind them, "ti will braek u."
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 11, 2008 19:29:24 GMT
the sif members shivered,and there blood ran cold.slowly they turned,their worst fears were realized.for there standing stupidly was Teh_Steamer!this was it.the final confrontation between the forumers who held the fate of sodor in their hands,and the n00b who held the secret of the island's destruction in his.
the sif members were ready to fight!well....almost all of them.
Evening Star stepped forth,he didn't want to fight Teh_Steamer just yet,not if their was some way of reconvincing him.
''look Steamer''he said.''i know you want to be a good member of the forums,but draining us of our knowledge will not help you.you have to understand that Such lessons can only be learned by experience.''
''STFU!''screamed Teh_Steamer.''u neva respected me.i was yur numba one fanzor,but u just turned me down!well,if u wont respect me as a fan,u r gonna respect me as yur leeder!!!111!''
''Please''said clay.''try to understand,we did want you as a fan,but you never mended you're ways.''
''liar!u neva gave meh a chance!''
''WRONG!''Ryan had shouted so loud that everyone facing Teh_Steamer turned to him.''we did give you enough chances''he said''but (and at this point he quoted a line from the railway series book ''mountain engines'')you never learned sense.the members,mods and myself all spoke to you,we even temporarily closed you're account to see if you would learn your lesson.but you still went on in the same old way.''
''SHUT UP!''roared Teh_Steamer.''yur just saying this cus u no im gonna turn you into n00bs!''
the sif members knew at this point,that Teh_Steamer was beyond repenting.they were now,fully ready to fight.
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Post by Assassin on Oct 11, 2008 21:49:01 GMT
Suddenly a loud, engine-like somewhat obnoxious noise could be heard. All of the SIF members looked back to see a large crimson motorcycle pull up, and the longtime forumer Assassin on it! Attempting to do a flip off the bike he instead fell into a heap. He quickly got up and dusted himself off. "I've been watching this whole ordeal." he said quickly. I don't think I'll be much help, but I'm ready to join you in this battle. "Thank yo-" Evening Star began, but was interrupted by a large shout of "stfu!" Teh_steamer was glaring with rage at all the SIF members. "3nough 1gn0ring m3!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2008 22:21:08 GMT
"Oh, yeah?" challenged Sam, who had just got back from his holiday in Weymouth. "Well, what are you going to do about it?"
Teh_Steamer started to demonstrate his powers on Sam, only for Sam to hold up a rubber shield that he had bought during his holiday to protect himself from Teh_Steamer's powers with. Teh_Steamer's powers bounced off it and onto him.
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Post by Georgemiser on Oct 12, 2008 8:55:58 GMT
Teh_Steamer ducked,and the blast hit a metal wall.the fight was on!punches,kicks,head-butts,elbows and knees to the groin were thrown all over the place.Teh_Steamer,knowing he couldn't do this on his own called for some back up.he pushed a button and millions of robots with laser beams came out of there cylinders.
luckily,they had the book and georgemiser scribbled in the book,
And...the...robots...rusted...and...stoped.
which they did.
Teh_Steamer,then turned to the angry mother,he sent a bolt of electricity thru the soccer mom,sending her conscious again.she began to hurl a barrage of pens at our heroes,but with one more thrust from Ryan and she was unconscious once more.suddenly the sif members looked down and gulped.for they realized that all of the obstacles had forced them on to a bridge.and just under the bridge was a blue orb.and they saw that the orb was glowing,with little sparks jumping off of it.
''that must be the power to this place.''said Assassin.
suddenly,Teh_Steamer walked onto the bridge.
''end of teh road guys.'' he said coldly.''if i cant hav yur noledge,then it dies with u.''
but his evil grin turned into a look of horror,as he heard a creaking noise.
you see due to the fact that Teh_Steamer had an abnormally low budget,the only planks he was able to buy were cheap rotten planks from discount bob.(as mentioned in "The Quest For The Missing Xmas Presents")and as a result,the wooden planks couldn't hold the weight of both Teh_Steamer & the sif members.
someone had to go,and the bridge knew who should.
the sif members jumped onto a platform,but Teh_Steamer fell thru a hole in the bridge!he was just able to hold on.
Ryan rushed over and motioned to Teh_Steamer to grab his hand.he had had a change of heart,and was willing to give Teh_Steamer another Chance.
but Teh_Steamer just said.''c u in hell.''and let go.
Ryan tried to grab hold of him but Teh_Steamer was out of his reach.closer and closer to the orb he fell until,he connected with it!
there was a small electrical explosion,and that was that.
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Post by Casey Jones on Oct 12, 2008 17:29:30 GMT
The explosion lead to the lighting to go. "Sound off if you're not dead," called Ryan and soon came a long line of moans and groans. Casey, who had the soccer mom fall on him, got up with some difficulty. "Could have been worse," was all he could say. The members were forced to feel their way throughout the lair, as the pen for the Book had no ink. They reached the opening only to find waiting for them...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2008 21:51:08 GMT
...Teh_Steamer holding the Fat Controller at gunpoint.
"Oh, me and my food obsession!" groaned the Fat Controller quietly to himself.
"How the...?" Sam gasped in horror.
"I believe you've met my clone," Teh_Steamer chuckled. "I'm very upset that you sorry lot killed him."
"Well, he did ask for it," Sam retorted in fury.
"Silence, dolt!" snapped Teh_Steamer. "Or I'll do to you what Oliver did to S. C. Ruffy."
"But you can't be serious though." Sam snorted, nodding towards the Fat Controller in his current situation.
"He certainly is!" came another voice from behind the SiF members. The SiF members turned around to see another clone of Teh_Steamer holding a gun at them.
He pointed his gun towards a large lorry with an empty cargo hold. "In there!" he shouted.
But as the SiF members responded to his request, the sound of a gun going off was heard. The real Teh_Steamer turned around to see who it was. As he did, the Fat Controller pulled the gun off him and jawed him.
In the confusion, the SiF members saw their chance and ran for cover in different directions whilst the fake Teh_Steamer was somewhat occupied.
The Fat Controller and some members ran for cover inside a disused quarry building, where they came face-to-face with the person behind the mysterious gunshot. Why, if it wasn't...
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