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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2013 8:38:39 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because I'd get real tired of having my life constantly narrated.
I could never live on Sodor because all the food would be pure poison due to incorrect transportation.
I could never live on Sodor with the knowledge that Misty island is only a mile away.
I could never live on Sodor because it isn't wrong, but we just don't do it.
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Duck2197
Shunting Engine
It's a FAAAAAAAKE!!!
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Post by Duck2197 on Nov 13, 2013 20:42:13 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because the only train available is Gordon's express. Every other engine is taking a 'special special'.
I could never live on Sodor because there are land mines underneath every set of buffers.
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Scott (FFS)
Goods Engine
I am the Firebox that Fizzles in the night.
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Post by Scott (FFS) on Nov 18, 2013 12:08:12 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because most of the islands' population consists of anthropomorphic machines.
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Post by Luc_plays_MC on Mar 13, 2017 6:24:46 GMT
I couldn't live on Sodor because there's a seperate school for girls!
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aspiegurl
Shunting Engine
AEG? I'm steamed!
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Post by aspiegurl on Nov 29, 2021 7:55:35 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because my furniture would arrive at my new place by rail smashed to bits, smelling like fish, or not at all. I could never live on Sodor because "Rover" from 'The Prisoner' resides there. I once saw it go by on a rail flatcar. I could never live on Sodor because I would never be able to buy new clothes that would fit me. By the size of their melons, it's obvious that people living on Sodor step into their sweaters. I could never live on Sodor where all things mechanical have free will to move around on their own without their crews. The last time I heard about that was in a movie called "Maximum Overdrive" and "Killdozer". I could never live on Sodor because commuting to work by rail would be confusing to me. I wouldn't know if I'm to take the 'Special' from Knapford, or the 'Special Special'. I could never live on Sodor because of its contrary environmental protection laws. If Jobi wood only grows in two locations on Earth, why is Sodor's rail king for life promoting the cutting down and exploitation of these rare trees? I could never live on Sodor because my entertainment choices are rather limited. Your choices include an Alicia Botti concert, a concert of randomly played instruments accompanied by steam engine noises, a few fun fairs or watching that creepy Mr. Bubbles perform. Is that instruments acccompanied by steam engines noises a reference to the the classic TTTE theme? Someone told me the "train sounds" as I call them are sand blocks. Btw, I could never live on Sodor because I like trains until it's time to sleep. The night trains would keep me awake. I learned that staying overnight in Sandusky, Ohio at the KOA next to the rails. I could never live on Sodor because I'm Thomas sensitive, like when I watch an episode or movie in which he's sad in the course of it, I just wish I could reach through the screen and comfort the poor little blue engine.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2022 14:55:17 GMT
I could Never live on Sodor because I would never be able to sleep with a active main rail line always at least mile away from me
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