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Post by Larger Seagullane on Mar 10, 2012 16:57:16 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because the signalmen doze off I could never live on Sodor because the working conditions suck I could never live on Sodor because I wouldn't get a refund (only an apology) I could never live on Sodor because the police have nothing better to do but sleep near a railway track
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Post by Jim on Mar 10, 2012 17:52:14 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because there is a pyromaniac at large on the island. That's twice now that the same barn has caught on fire. This cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence.
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Post by Skarlouie on Mar 11, 2012 11:33:10 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because I wouldn't be able to live there as I don't have any children
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Post by trainzfan on Mar 24, 2012 20:56:39 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because the train doors keep opening between stations.
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JRCS
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Post by JRCS on Mar 25, 2012 0:00:20 GMT
I could never live on sodor because if a fire stars in my house, Belle cant get to it so Flynn would have to come and he may do something foolish and dum.
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e350tb
Shunting Engine
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Post by e350tb on Mar 28, 2012 16:00:47 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because it is inhabited entirely by railwaymen, kids and eccentrics.
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Cranky Conner
Passenger Engine
Who put glue in my shampoo?
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Post by Cranky Conner on Mar 28, 2012 16:12:56 GMT
I could never live on Sodor, because the trains do not appear to run to a timetable, but seem to run to "special" services most of the time.
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Post by TheRollingThunder on Apr 15, 2012 2:31:14 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because no one ever seems to die from anything other than natural causes and the island would eventually become over-populated.
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Post by Larger Seagullane on Apr 15, 2012 15:56:23 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because visitors only arrive and never leave I could never live on Sodor because engines leave you stranded at quarries
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Post by ThomasAndCookieMonster on Apr 15, 2012 19:54:55 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because nothing is ever special, anymore, as every single event and mishap is just "three strikes, you're out".
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Post by ProfessorVengeance on Apr 19, 2012 20:06:43 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because of the noise pollution. A world where every vehicle and their tractor trailer can talk? Do you have any idea how hard it would be to get any peace and quiet when every car driving by your house toots its horn and shouts "GOOD MORNING!" at the top of its oddly high-pitched voice? I could never live on Sodor because of the job market. Entire businesses and franchises appear to be staffed by only two or three people, so you either have to play "Dead Man's Boots" or bow down and work on the railway, and even that seems to be cutting back. When was the last time you saw more than three workmen in one place at the same time? I could never live on Sodor because of the poltical corruption. Never mind the Hatt monopoly on the railway system, anyone noticed that the Mayor of Sodor has been the only politician up for nomination in the last decade's worth of Sodor local elections? Sod Kony 2012, Mayor 2012 is where your money should be going. Spread the word, people! Fight the power! I could never live on Sodor because of the crime rate, not because it's so high but because it's so low (i.e. non-existant). Secret police much, Mayor? I could never live on Sodor because train tickets are overpriced enough here at home. Imagine how expensive they must be over there... I could never live on Sodor because every morning when I get up, I would be able to see Misty Island from my window and I don't like starting the day sobbing uncontrollably for two hours straight. I could never live on Sodor because of all the bad juju. Demonic boulders, thieving gnomes, haunted stations, colossal sea monsters, an entire yard's worth of ghost trains... Are we sure the Island isn't built atop the Hellmouth? I could never live on Sodor because my doctor has forbidden me to. I could never live on Sodor because I'm not Gordon. I'm not fast, I'm not best and I don't pull the Express. Ever. I could be Percy no problem, but why on earth would I want to? I could never live on Sodor because I don't understand the question. What's a Sodor? I could never live on Sodor because it tastes awful. Give me food and drink any day. I could never live on Sodor because James. I could never live on Sodor because of the noodle incident. Now let us never speak of it again.
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Maxine
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Post by Maxine on May 8, 2012 23:53:40 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because I can't find it on a freakin' map!
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Post by jswatso2 on May 9, 2012 2:02:35 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because I'd have to be home by teatime.
I could never live on Sodor because I'd get dizzy on that loop line.
I could never live on Sodor because they take rubbish in open trucks.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2012 15:28:33 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because I have to act like a stupid child on the loose all the time.
I could never live on Sodor because the engines speak like repetitive brainwashed nincompoops.
I could never live on Sodor because there are no breakvans at the end of the trains!!! (until recently that is...)
I could never live on Sodor because any accident I may endure will end with me not being hurt luckily.
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Post by Larger Seagullane on May 9, 2012 19:50:41 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because there is too much competition for jobs. With no one getting hurt, there are too many people out there.
I could never live on Sodor because I swear, if I see a single male, purple engine, I'll go on a rampage and destroy every single tank engine in sight (besides those who everyone loves)
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Post by TheRollingThunder on May 11, 2012 4:17:50 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because I'd be subjected to large amounts criticism from the members at SIF due to my constant rhyming and alliteration as well as being a one-dimensional character created for the purposes of merchandising. I'd also become the butt of several jokes in the 'Scenes we'd Like to See' thread.
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dtchapman1
Passenger Engine
What are you looking at?
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Post by dtchapman1 on May 20, 2012 17:22:13 GMT
I could never live on Sodor becuase because there are no chicks.
*Slap*
I deserve that.
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Ed
Shunting Engine
Oh aye?[D3v:Edelroark]
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Post by Ed on Aug 22, 2012 0:07:35 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because my truck would criticize my driving. I could never live on Sodor because when vehicles are concious mechophilia would probably be a crime. (This is a joke) I could never live on Sodor because I cannot stand children unless we share a common interest. I could never live on Sodor because nothing is ever done right the first time. I could never live on Sodor because of the racism against non-steam and non-rail vehicles. I could never live on Sodor because public transport vehicles frequently wander off and do their own thing.
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Post by Evening Star on Aug 22, 2012 2:48:31 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because my train could just as easily end up plowing through a chocolate factory as it could actually getting to the station.
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Post by fobhew22 on Sept 28, 2012 18:58:01 GMT
i could never live on sodor because no one seems to know which way the lines go anymore. i could never live on sodor becuae every train journey requires an obligatory trip to misty island. i could never live on sodor because i do not speak in rhymes as i travel from one destination to the other. i could never live on sodor because there does not seem to be such thing as a television. i could never live on sodor because i would never be able to own a supercar - its either the train or an old car that looks the same as everyone elses.
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