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Post by Ci on Feb 29, 2012 1:10:59 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because while the trains always arrive "just in time" I'm still three hours late to work.
I could never live on Sodor because my children are invited to more concerts and parties than me.
I could never live on Sodor because I can't be expected to remember Sodor Day and Sodor Surprise Day.
I could never live on Sodor because it is completely covered by railway lines.
I could never live on Sodor because my imports would never arrive.
I could never live on Sodor because taxes to maintain the railroad would be at an all-time high.
I could never live on Sodor because there's no consistent beaches!
I could never live on Sodor because no one works at the garbage yard.
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Feb 29, 2012 20:52:59 GMT
I couldn't live on Sodor because my car doesn't talk, so I have no merchandisable purpose.
I couldn't live on Sodor because the fire engines are always too busy following their own line of thought to save me.
I couldn't live on Sodor because there's no work for teachers; the school is always closed for roof repairs which are never carried out
I couldn't live on Sodor because our family doesn't celebrate the Winter Holidays.
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Post by Larger Seagullane on Mar 1, 2012 0:19:53 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because the trains don't have a schedule I could never live on Sodor because the fire service is bad I could never live on Sodor because there are too many holidays I could never live on Sodor because there's always confusion and delay I could never live on Sodor because there are so many children I could never live on Sodor because then I'd be turned to hands of engines I could never live on Sodor because then a train would destroy my house I could never live on Sodor because the trains would take me hostage I could never live on Sodor because of all these reasons
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The Vicar
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Formerly known as TheRyanCarMan on YouTube.
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Post by The Vicar on Mar 1, 2012 0:23:37 GMT
I could never live on Sodor beacause I have more than two brain cells.
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Post by mrconductor92 on Mar 1, 2012 0:57:15 GMT
I could never live on sodor because everything is always in confusion and delay. I could never live on sodor because I have a water phobia and wont fly. I could never live on sodor because.... because (best reason I have )
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Andrej
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Post by Andrej on Mar 1, 2012 1:36:45 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because showing off to children is more important than providing reliable service. I could never live on Sodor because the fire service makes Paris Hilton look like a genius. I could never live on Sodor because balloons and clowns are more important than actual freight.
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Thomasfan
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Ex-ter-mi-nate!
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Post by Thomasfan on Mar 1, 2012 7:07:39 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because because a firebox was on fire - and apparently wasn't meant to be. -_-
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Post by Little Engine on Mar 1, 2012 20:44:03 GMT
I couldn't live on Sodor because I couldn't count on the trains to get me to the right destination
I couldn't live on Sodor because of natural disasters that seem to strike every other season
I couldn't live on Sodor because there are almost no forms of entertainment that appeal to anyone over the age of 5-6
I couldn't live on Sodor because I don't like the idea of living near a man who acts and dresses like a clown for 365 days a year, 24/7
I couldn't live on Sodor because the only way I can get there is by Gold Dust travel, which I don't have an easy way of obtaining
I couldn't live on Sodor because I wouldn't be able to practice my religion without being hounded by the Political Correctness Police
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dtchapman1
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What are you looking at?
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Post by dtchapman1 on Mar 1, 2012 22:36:33 GMT
I couldn't live on Sodor because there are tank engines pushing Chinese dragons around. I couldn't live on Sodor because there are tank engines are powered by Jet engines I couldn't live on Sodor because there are ridges so steep it makes the Culdee Fell railway look like a gentle incline. I couldn't live on Sodor because there are giant rampaging boulders everywhere. I couldn't live on Sodor because every time I take a picture a annoying little tank engines gets in the way.
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Post by Larger Seagullane on Mar 1, 2012 22:41:49 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because my children would go to market I could never live on Sodor because the schools are full of chicken I could never live on Sodor because an engine would go busting through my walls I could never live on Sodor because the chocolate's been run over by a train I could never live on Sodor because the police are never there
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Mar 1, 2012 22:55:46 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because I couldn't stand the visits from the neighbouring hillbillies...
I could never live on Sodor because I'm scared of "The Monster of Brendam that doesn't actually live at Brendam"
I could never live on Sodor because I don't have a catchphrase, alliterative or otherwise.
I could never live on Sodor because they seem to have destroyed both the airport and the Magic Railroad to get there! The only other option is by boat, and I'm not travelling on a bloody raft!
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Post by Ryan on Mar 1, 2012 23:05:25 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because I wouldn't like my day disrupted by engines and vehicles fouling up three times and then putting things right when they realise.
I could never live on Sodor because places seem to mysteriously disappear and never come back again!
I could never live on Sodor because when places DO come back, they've changed beyond recognition.
I could never live on Sodor because the only things that don't muck up three times are the ones you never seem to see!
I could never live on Sodor because I don't have enough dynamite to blow up the Misty Island Tunnel with Charlie inside... YET!!!
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Post by Little Engine on Mar 1, 2012 23:07:58 GMT
Likewise, I can't live on Sodor because I'm scared of running into "Ghost Trains" I couldn't live on Sodor because I'm worried if I travel by train I could be seriously injur---Oh wait no one gets hurt on Sodor I couldn't live on Sodor because I would go insane trying to point out the logical fallacies like balloons on flatbed trucks, engines rushing down the line with jet engines on their backs, boulders running down the line and racking up millions in property damage, And how every crash seems to have some sort of explosion as if it's a Michael Bay film I couldn't live on Sodor because there is a chance of running into hotheaded police officers I couldn't live on Sodor because I don't want to be hit by low flying planes
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Post by CPK on Mar 1, 2012 23:11:26 GMT
I could never live on Sodor....... as it doesn't exist.
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Andrej
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Post by Andrej on Mar 1, 2012 23:43:38 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because I don't have enough dynamite to blow up the Misty Island Tunnel with Charlie inside... YET!!!Pure win. *applause* I could never live on Sodor because no matter how much I complain about the idiocy of something, I will always end up getting brainwashed into thinking it's good after 8 minutes 45 seconds. I could never live on Sodor because the engines chase top hats. I could never live on Sodor because the engines speak to the wind. I could never live on Sodor because if I tried to tell the engines anything, they would immediately forget about it. (Here's looking at you, Whiff.) I could never live on Sodor because the railway is a massive loop which would never get me anywhere.
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Post by Larger Seagullane on Mar 3, 2012 16:18:11 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because dangerous chemicals are transported in the open I could never live on Sodor because the food was left in the open I could never live on Sodor because weddings are put in the hands of talking machines I could never live on Sodor because their are safety regulations I could never live on Sodor because its location always changes I could never live on Sodor because everyone is either always depressed, to cheery, or too horrid
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Andrew B.
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Allon-sy Alonso!
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Post by Andrew B. on Mar 10, 2012 11:17:03 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because one day I would be crossing the railway line after Thomas had passed, but then Thomas would instantly travel the other way at full speed and turn me into mince meat.
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Post by Jim on Mar 10, 2012 12:01:28 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because my furniture would arrive at my new place by rail smashed to bits, smelling like fish, or not at all. I could never live on Sodor because "Rover" from 'The Prisoner' resides there. I once saw it go by on a rail flatcar. I could never live on Sodor because I would never be able to buy new clothes that would fit me. By the size of their melons, it's obvious that people living on Sodor step into their sweaters. I could never live on Sodor where all things mechanical have free will to move around on their own without their crews. The last time I heard about that was in a movie called "Maximum Overdrive" and "Killdozer". I could never live on Sodor because commuting to work by rail would be confusing to me. I wouldn't know if I'm to take the 'Special' from Knapford, or the 'Special Special'. I could never live on Sodor because of its contrary environmental protection laws. If Jobi wood only grows in two locations on Earth, why is Sodor's rail king for life promoting the cutting down and exploitation of these rare trees? I could never live on Sodor because my entertainment choices are rather limited. Your choices include an Alicia Botti concert, a concert of randomly played instruments accompanied by steam engine noises, a few fun fairs or watching that creepy Mr. Bubbles perform.
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Post by Knuckles on Mar 10, 2012 12:43:29 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because it does not exist! (Except for Vickerstown and Walney Island bit ... who knows, maybe a volcanic eruption will bring the land up westward!)
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SteamArt
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We Are One!
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Post by SteamArt on Mar 10, 2012 15:18:54 GMT
I could never live on Sodor because it no longer follows the RWS trend and about half the old characters have faded into oblivion!
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