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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Feb 17, 2012 12:23:42 GMT
Narrator: The Fat Controller came to Tidmouth Sheds with an important announcement - which wasn't Very Important, just Important.
"The term of Special Special, is simply a Ordinary Job or your Usual Jobs. But unless your Stepney or Molly, then you just have One Special only."
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Toby7
Shunting Engine
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Post by Toby7 on Feb 17, 2012 14:19:58 GMT
"...Take that parent activists!"
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Post by melshiri on Feb 17, 2012 14:22:37 GMT
One morning, The Fat Controller came to Tidmouth Sheds. All the engines were there. "Thomas, you have a special special to collect... NAAAT!" he exclaimed loudly. "FINALLY!!" shouted the engines. "Now go and work on your branch line you silly little engine" retorted The Fat Controller.
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Post by Kyle on Feb 17, 2012 14:33:01 GMT
The Fat Controller: "An unexpected set of goods has arrived at the harbour; I'd like James to attend to it, but only in between the already scheduled trains. I'll make sure a line is cleared for you" Charlie: "Can I help Sir? It'll be ever so much fun!" The Fat Controller: "Absolutely not! One engine is nore than capable of pulling a single truck and a break van!"
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Post by Devious Diesel on Feb 17, 2012 14:35:46 GMT
"My doctor has forbidden me to pull. Or push. Or do just about anything except say "You have caused Confusion and Delay". Keeping this stature takes a lot of self-disclipline...and cakes."
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Post by RichardSudrian on Feb 17, 2012 15:13:11 GMT
You have caused confusion and delay! And you've given me a heart attack... Gackhlagh!
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Post by Simon A.C. Martin on Feb 17, 2012 15:40:50 GMT
Some great ones there chaps! The next topic is...
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Post by RichardSudrian on Feb 17, 2012 15:44:25 GMT
Pull! Push! Backwards! Forwards!
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Eagle
Shunting Engine
SWOOP SWOOP
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Post by Eagle on Feb 17, 2012 15:46:07 GMT
"Diesel, what are you doing on the trucks?"
"Well Sir, you said they don't like it up 'em, so I tried to avoid it by going on top."
"Stupid boy."
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Post by Ajani on Feb 17, 2012 16:16:57 GMT
So, if I shunt these trucks off the bridge, The Fat Controller is sure to give me new buffers, right?
Right?
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Post by melshiri on Feb 17, 2012 16:25:05 GMT
Diesel instead of shunting the trucks fast and hard decided to do it caringly and soft. "Diesel what are you doing?" moaned The Fat Controller. "Sorry Sir" uttered Diesel. "I want to be clapped and cheered once more." "Not you again Diesel!" exclaimed The Fat Controller. "We don't need you camping it up again!"
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Post by Christopher on Feb 17, 2012 16:37:34 GMT
"Hmmm....those Logging Losers have it right for once:
One Biff, One Bash - and there's a Crash!" >D
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Feb 17, 2012 21:16:59 GMT
"I'll take a leaf from Dennis' book. I'll sit here, wait for a silly Steamer to come along, honk my horn a few times, and then get that Steamer to shunt the Trucks for me."
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TEngine
Main Line Engine
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Post by TEngine on Feb 17, 2012 22:17:42 GMT
I don't think i could go as Mr Percival for Halloween, It would mean many trips to Weight Watchers...
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Post by Devious Diesel on Feb 17, 2012 22:29:58 GMT
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...."
*is promptly sued by ProfessorVengeance*
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Feb 17, 2012 22:33:34 GMT
"Let's see what would happen if Diesel tried to shunt the trucks...whilst covered in Jam!" Yeah, someone had to do it
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Post by Simon A.C. Martin on Feb 18, 2012 1:12:45 GMT
Some terrific ones - I think the Professor Vengeance mention gets the nod in that round!
The next topic is:
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Post by Ajani on Feb 18, 2012 1:14:14 GMT
Ice Cream & Cake Ice Cream & Cake!!!!
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Post by ThomasAndCookieMonster on Feb 18, 2012 2:08:36 GMT
COOOOOOOOOOOKIIIEEEEEES!! (Sorry, couldn't resist
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Post by Chris on Feb 18, 2012 2:15:55 GMT
Take Along models.
Then we really would be watching a 10 minute long toy commercial...!
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