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Post by Simon A.C. Martin on Feb 15, 2012 22:21:37 GMT
From Mock the Week, a British Television show.The big difference is that we're Thomasfying it! The Mods are the quiz masters, and we will be changing it up every so often. For example, I will post a quotation along the lines of "Unlikely things to hear in Tidmouth Sheds" and players must say things that are unlikely to happen. Players participate by taking turns making suggestions. So to start us off, the first topic is...
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Post by SammyPanda on Feb 15, 2012 22:23:46 GMT
"That would never suit his Grace!" Sighed Duke
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rellevart
Goods Engine
You're never -I repeat, NEVER- too old for Thomas!
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Post by rellevart on Feb 15, 2012 22:41:25 GMT
Skarloey: NO! Every time we try to escape they pull us back in!
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Post by melshiri on Feb 15, 2012 22:47:54 GMT
"Look!" shouted Peter Sam, "Thomas is in the distance!" "Hellloooo, iiit's Charlie!" called the engine. "Get out." they called.
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Post by Skarlouie on Feb 15, 2012 23:18:22 GMT
"Hello Thomas I'm Bertram" Said the old warrior.
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Darthboco
Passenger Engine
Uuuuhhhh...
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Post by Darthboco on Feb 15, 2012 23:25:06 GMT
"Oh, look. There's a Wal-Mart. This'll be great," sighed Ferdinand.
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Thomasfan
Passenger Engine
Ex-ter-mi-nate!
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Post by Thomasfan on Feb 16, 2012 4:18:02 GMT
Narrator: The engines were laughing and giggling, huffing and puffing, jittering and japing, and higgilty-piggiltying - You know, I don't even think that half of those are words.
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Feb 16, 2012 8:01:44 GMT
"That's Owen," said Rusty. "Owen's been here for over 100 years; almost as long as the railway. But for a while, times were hard; the railway had to close, and no slate was mined...but Owen stayed for many years, all alone, standing silent and solitary at the top of the winch. All these years alone have made him rather bad-tempered. We always try to be loaded and away as quickly as possible; if we stay too long, we get the loud bellow from the hills above..." Thomas was amazed. "Oh my! Owen sounds like quite a character." Rusty laughed; "lol jkz hes just a wheesy winch ROFL!"
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Rexeljet
Passenger Engine
Red dude with attitude
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Post by Rexeljet on Feb 16, 2012 11:15:39 GMT
Thomas trundled into a more secluded area of Blue Mountain to collect some slate.
It was there where he saw a small green engine, known only as Luke.
"Psst," said Luke. "Wanna buy some LSD?"
"The Fat Controller told me that engines shouldn't take drugs. I think I should avoid them. I make good decisions."
"Yeah, you just do what the Fat Controller says, ya wuss," replied Luke. "LSD's harmless."
Thomas cautiously took the LSD. It was the greatest feeling he'd experienced in a long time.
"Maybe I was wrong to say No," Said Thomas.
"Like it?" Said Luke with a smirk.
"Far out! A talking cabbage!" replied Thomas.
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TEngine
Main Line Engine
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Post by TEngine on Feb 16, 2012 11:16:34 GMT
"I'm being painted YELLOW in this?!!?" fumed Rheneas
"You know just how i feel" said Busy Bee James
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Post by melshiri on Feb 16, 2012 11:21:07 GMT
Skarloey and Rheneas were pondering... "Do we get payed extra if we rhyme while we talk?" questioned Skarloey. "Yes, but I get more on my pension for attention..., or am I young...? I don't know, my funnel has been rotted for the past seven years..."
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Post by Trainmaster64 on Feb 16, 2012 13:31:43 GMT
WARNING: This film contains writing by Sharon Miller.
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Post by OJ on Feb 16, 2012 13:46:39 GMT
Mighty: Do you think we'll get a bigger part in the next feature length? Mac: Nah, I've got a feeeling it'll be about A new location, loads of new characters and loads of gimicky stuff involved just to be made into loads of merchandise with Thomas as the leading star Mighty: sounds like a commercial Mac: yep Mighty: I heard "Toys R Us" were looking for trains to star in their advert Mac: Oh Mighty: Only 30 seconds but we've got the experience. I mean we've done it lots of times in this show Mac: Yeah we have Mighty: want to go to the audition? we ned to money and we may be in the stock room for a while. Remember what happend to Duke Mac: Yeah lets go to that audition. Work is work
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Feb 16, 2012 16:05:25 GMT
Narrator: Luke, is infact Smudger - but due continuity reasons it's illegal to call him Smudger.
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TEngine
Main Line Engine
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Post by TEngine on Feb 16, 2012 16:10:51 GMT
Narrator: Thomas and his Friends are hard at work..... not you Duck your not in it!
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Post by Trainmaster64 on Feb 16, 2012 17:11:42 GMT
'Oh no!' cried Rusty. 'Boulder's running loose - oh, wait... it's all right; he only took out Charlie.'
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Post by Aidan on Feb 16, 2012 17:35:53 GMT
(Going along with the cover of one of BMM's tie-in books) Narrator: Ivo Hugh could see Thomas was in danger, so he alerted the other narrow-gauge engines, along with the Thin Controller.
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Post by melshiri on Feb 16, 2012 18:42:16 GMT
Soon the Narrow Gauge Engines were talking of the Blue Mountain Mystery at the sheds. "Disgraceful" muttered Sir Handel. "Disgusting" Rusty told. "Dispicable" slurred Duke.....
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Post by RichardSudrian on Feb 16, 2012 19:23:22 GMT
Sir Handel: I want a funnel like Peter Sam! Owen: Just stand where you are, and you'll get your wish! Sir Handel: Oh, scrap!
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Post by Simon A.C. Martin on Feb 17, 2012 0:04:44 GMT
Some great ones there guys ;D
The next topic is:
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