TEngine
Main Line Engine
Posts: 1,920
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Post by TEngine on Feb 17, 2012 0:11:23 GMT
I'm going on a diet...
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Andrej
Passenger Engine
Posts: 871
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Post by Andrej on Feb 17, 2012 0:36:32 GMT
"Hey, does anyone else think that me buying loads of annoying, one time only characters which rake in dough for the merchandising companies is stupid and should be stopped?"
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Post by Chris on Feb 17, 2012 0:41:31 GMT
"I'm off to Blackpool for a fortnight. The Wishing Tree will be in charge of things here while I'm away."
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Post by Simon A.C. Martin on Feb 17, 2012 0:51:45 GMT
"I'm off to Blackpool for a fortnight. The Wishing Tree will be in charge of things here while I'm away." Brilliant XD
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Post by Aidan on Feb 17, 2012 1:10:27 GMT
"I'm going on another holiday, but don't worry. Alec Baldwin isn't going to be in charge."
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Post by Trainmaster64 on Feb 17, 2012 1:16:32 GMT
I thought I'd try something new for my annual holiday. Can you point out where the Brendam nudist's beach is?
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Thomasfan
Passenger Engine
Ex-ter-mi-nate!
Posts: 571
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Post by Thomasfan on Feb 17, 2012 1:28:46 GMT
"None of my engines are ever forgotten - Unless HiT pays me to..."
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Post by Nicholas on Feb 17, 2012 1:32:20 GMT
"Sorry, this is a very bad line. What's that you say? Gordon's come off the rails and run over an old what?"
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Toby7
Shunting Engine
Posts: 73
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Post by Toby7 on Feb 17, 2012 2:19:57 GMT
God I love MTW...
"Time to purchase a mainline diesel"
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Darthboco
Passenger Engine
Uuuuhhhh...
Posts: 728
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Post by Darthboco on Feb 17, 2012 3:19:31 GMT
"Greetings, new engine! My name is Sir Topham Elizabeth Hatt. Nice to meet you."
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Post by 01Salty on Feb 17, 2012 5:02:09 GMT
"You have caused commotion and dismay!"
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FlyingFordFalcon
Goods Engine
I challenge you to do the impossible; make me happy.
Posts: 229
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Post by FlyingFordFalcon on Feb 17, 2012 7:07:16 GMT
TFC: "Gordon, you are going to be rebuilt into henry to continue the troubles in the orginial RWS stories, and you will occasionally be re-painted to match aswell" Gordon: "F**K off, sir!"
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Post by Skarlouie on Feb 17, 2012 8:23:06 GMT
You have caused delay and confusion wait...
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Post by melshiri on Feb 17, 2012 9:39:23 GMT
Later that day, The Fat Controller was at Knapford Station's MC Bunn's bakery. He had just bought a piece of cake. He then expressed his delight. (sniff sniff) "OO MAN I LOOOVE DE CAAYKE!!" (guzzle guzzle guzzle)
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Post by Christopher on Feb 17, 2012 9:49:48 GMT
"Charlie, I'm fed up with you not lifting a wheel - back to the Mainland you go!"
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Rexeljet
Passenger Engine
Red dude with attitude
Posts: 964
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Post by Rexeljet on Feb 17, 2012 10:33:37 GMT
"Thomas, I've decided to lose some weight. Since we won't be needing it anymore, tell Butch to get a wrecking ball fitted so that he can knock down Mr. Jolly's chocolate factory."
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Post by The Doctor on Feb 17, 2012 10:38:36 GMT
"Thomas, instead of giving you a special special, I want you to go back to your branch line and run it."
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Feb 17, 2012 10:41:11 GMT
"Thomas, you are a Really Useless Engine - whilst Percy, you are a Really Stupid Engine. <Sighs> Oh how I've always wanted to say that in the last 8 Seasons."
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Post by RichardSudrian on Feb 17, 2012 10:52:00 GMT
Step into my office, Diesel. Over the years, I have been considering putting down on your record 'you do not work or play well with others'. You've bullied every engine, coach and truck on this island. But this is the last straw: YOU'RE EXPELLED!
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TEngine
Main Line Engine
Posts: 1,920
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Post by TEngine on Feb 17, 2012 12:14:38 GMT
Quick dear - Ernest the Engine Carts on The Late Shift...
(after two mins, switches off the TV)
Dear... Can i change my name?!?!
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