ThomasFan88
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A SiF-Com
Feb 23, 2017 1:46:52 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 23, 2017 1:46:52 GMT
*pulls earphones out of his ears*
Hmmm? What was that? I was just listening to Never Overlook a Little Engine again.
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 23, 2017 2:33:35 GMT
*breathing hard
Was I alright? I've been practicing Annie and Clarabel's part and those harmonies for hours!
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What's that about commercial break?
Did...did King do that?
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Post by Sir Handel on Feb 23, 2017 8:58:24 GMT
I didn't do it. I've stolen many things in my lifetime, but I'd never stoop so low as to steal somebody else's screentime.
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 23, 2017 15:28:05 GMT
Then that means... *whistle and giggling in the distance THOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! >
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 28, 2017 17:38:26 GMT
*watches the blue Engine race off into the distance*
Ooh! A new set change! Does this mean...
*leans in real close and very serious like*
...Season 2?!
*audience applaud and laughs*
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Post by Sir Handel on Mar 1, 2017 0:04:46 GMT
Hey! While everybody was distracted by your joke, the guy in the wardrobe took the bacon and ran! Stop him!
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 1, 2017 2:04:23 GMT
STAND BACK, GUYS! I've got this!
*throws cake
*it hits him from a mile away
Yes!
*when we go to examine him, it is revealed the cake is hard as a rock and the guy is knocked unconscious
But...the rest of my cakes didn't come out like that!
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Mar 1, 2017 2:54:51 GMT
Hey guys, check out this weird newspaper story.
"Local Bank robbed. Suspects armed with cakes were last seen headed out towards Cas-ny-Hawin*
I was told those things were harder than stone! Isn't that crazy?
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Post by Sir Handel on Mar 2, 2017 10:47:10 GMT
But wait! If he's unconscious... and you've been baking cakes... and YOU'RE reading the newspaper... and I was just now in prison... WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?
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ThomasFan88
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A SiF-Com
Mar 2, 2017 16:02:18 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Mar 2, 2017 16:02:18 GMT
*turns around in pilot chair to face the crowd*
Hello people, this is your Captain speaking.
*puts a microphone in front of Captain's face*
Hello!!!
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 3, 2017 2:25:00 GMT
Captain?! CAPTAIN?! Not by any chance...the captain of a fleet of tugs perhaps?
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Post by Sir Handel on Mar 3, 2017 9:55:16 GMT
He'd better not be Captain Zero. If he is, we're in a whole mess of trouble!
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ThomasFan88
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A SiF-Com
Mar 3, 2017 21:24:50 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Mar 3, 2017 21:24:50 GMT
Rest assure, it's only a sentimental Boat who happens to be named Captain.
*Captain smiles at the audience*
Anyways, let's watch tv!
*turns on set* *watches a SIF Com*
Wait a moment, how terrible is this show that the main cast change mid episode! Geez people, ugh, I'd never be on a show like that.
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Mar 4, 2017 0:39:38 GMT
Rest assure, it's only a sentimental Boat who happens to be named Captain. *Captain smiles at the audience* Anyways, let's watch tv! *turns on set* *watches a SIF Com* Wait a moment, how terrible is this show that the main cast change mid episode! Geez people, ugh, I'd never be on a show like that. Careful now, breaking the fourth wall is bad for a person's health. Also, tune into the Extended Railway Series, where you can see SiF's take on what happens after Rly Series 41: Thomas and Victoria! Rly Series 253 is next to come out, so please, go and read it when it arrives!
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 4, 2017 2:51:29 GMT
*plane shakes
OH NO! It's...it's...FOURTH WALL BREAK TURBULENCE!
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Post by Sir Handel on Mar 4, 2017 13:33:32 GMT
*man rushes onto set, bearing a stack of papers which fly everywhere
Good grief, people! Look at these TV ratings, they're the lowest they've ever been - we've even been beaten by 'Chuggington'! You actors had better think of a gimmick to draw people in, and fast... like a plane crash, a pregnancy, or a marriage... something like that...
Anyway, carry on. And don't forget, you're all supposed to bring food to the wrap party... whenever that is.
*he rushes off, tripping over a cable and sending a camera to the ground. Everybody tries to pretend it didn't happen.
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Mar 5, 2017 6:09:40 GMT
*turns and faces crowd* Guys... I'm pregnant!
Jk, but I'm totally available 😜
*tomatoes are flung at him and hit his face*
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 5, 2017 18:24:57 GMT
Well, given that Captain doesn't have any hands, it looks like we're gonna have a plane crash pretty soon...
Unless....
*Throws on leather jacket, scarf, and pilot goggles *runs to cockpit *pushes Captain back to passenger area
It's up to me to fly this thing...
*turns to passenger area
And if we don't make it...
Know that I've always enjoyed reading your posts.
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Post by Sir Handel on Mar 5, 2017 18:55:06 GMT
*puts on top hat and monocle for no particular reason
Yes! And I, shall be your valiant co-pilot! Together, we'll get this plane to the ground safely! And that will be a victory sweeter even than this ripe peach.
*takes a big bite of the peach
Yeuch! How old is this?!
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 5, 2017 19:13:56 GMT
O.O
That's not a peach! It's one of the plane's knobs!
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