ThomasFan88
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A SiF-Com
Mar 5, 2017 19:34:48 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Mar 5, 2017 19:34:48 GMT
*looks out window*
There's no hope! We're either going to crash into that mountain or into that river!
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Post by Sir Handel on Mar 5, 2017 22:10:25 GMT
Actually, that gives me an idea. We could scrape that mountain just enough to slow us down, and then glide into the river, where everybody will be able to swim to safety. It's a plan so stupid, it might just work!
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Mar 6, 2017 2:26:15 GMT
*looks at king*
It's a good idea, save that we have a living boat sitting in are plane, why not float to safety in him?
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 6, 2017 2:34:30 GMT
Alright! Here we go! Ready, king?
*holds controls steady *bumps into mountain and takes off tail *plane lands on water
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Mar 6, 2017 3:25:06 GMT
*Hatch pops open and Captain floats towards land* *As he does, ThomasFan88 is heard reciting*
Oh Captain, my Captain!
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Mar 6, 2017 4:32:23 GMT
*Is out for a walk along the river, when I see the downed plane* *sigh* "The one time I take a vacation away from my job to visit my homestead, and a plane crashes in the river!" *sees Sir Handel, and Sandie next to the plane, and Captain floating aimlessly, with ThomasFan88 reciting poetry* "It's official Matt, you are never touching that lager David lent you again." *decides out of good conscience to check up on them* "Can any one of you please tell me why a plane crashed a mile away from my house?!"
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Post by Sir Handel on Mar 6, 2017 8:16:08 GMT
Well, it's better than having the plane crash INTO your house, isn't it?
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 6, 2017 16:18:15 GMT
Ow, my head...
O.O
thomasandmatt, when did you grow a pink afro?
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Mar 6, 2017 16:41:49 GMT
thomasandmatt, when did you grow a pink afro? Not since my Woodstock days. You must have gotten a concussion or something. *casts eyes towards thomasfan88* What happened with him?
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ThomasFan88
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A SiF-Com
Mar 6, 2017 21:48:25 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Mar 6, 2017 21:48:25 GMT
*looks over at thomasandmatt*
Oh, nothing short of a plane crash.😜
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Post by Sir Handel on Mar 6, 2017 22:38:41 GMT
Hey, at least we saved the ratings.
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 7, 2017 5:07:23 GMT
Are you quite sure it's a concussion, thomasandmatt? I don't feel that bad.
Now, you'd better go see to thomasfan88, I think he's growing wings. And where did that giant banana come from, king?
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Mar 7, 2017 5:54:57 GMT
*shakes head* "Sandie, I ask you. Go get yourself checked out, you are now starting to hallucinate."
"Now, since you three seem to be the only known survivors of the crash..."
"I'm here too!"
*ignores Captain* "...I'll let you stay here at my homestead until help comes. After that, I will return to my vacation."
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 8, 2017 1:31:11 GMT
I'd like to get to the doctor but there's a big tender engine blocking the road.
HEY, GORDON, MOVE YOUR BUTT!
Besides, I don't know how to drive.
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Mar 8, 2017 2:03:42 GMT
*everyone begins walking towards thomasandmatt's homestead* *thomasfan88 turns to king*
Hey king, I've got a question: how'd we get stuck on that plane to begin with, and with a talking boat no less?
Captain: "I can hear you!
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Even if I don't have ears!"
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Mar 10, 2017 2:34:20 GMT
Brrr, I'm cold. I could go for a cup of cocoa.
*we arrive at the house
WOW thomasandmatt, your house is made out of gingerbread!
*runs to it and tries to take a bite *realizes it's brick
Could someone please take me to the doctor?
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Mar 10, 2017 3:01:07 GMT
Way ahead of you. *turns to the left* Hey! Harold! Can you take Sandie to the hospital for me?
"Sure thing, chap!"
*Sandie is helped onto Harold, and they both take off for the hospital*
There we go, now whilst she recovers in hospital, let's head inside for a cup of cocoa, shall we?
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Post by Sir Handel on Mar 10, 2017 10:14:31 GMT
Ooh, cocoa sounds good! This has been one crazy day. Let me explain exactly what happened...
(voice is drowned out by the noise from Harold's rotor blades)
...and that's how we got here. Actually, it makes perfect sense now that I've laid it all out like that!
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Mar 10, 2017 12:39:19 GMT
Hold on, let me get my keys.
*fumbles around for keys, finds them, unlocks the door*
Here we are. Now, what exactly happened?
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ThomasFan88
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A SiF-Com
Mar 13, 2017 22:23:04 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Mar 13, 2017 22:23:04 GMT
*shrugs shoulders*
Search me.
*gets tackled by a policeman who begins searching him*
Wow, these officers take things quite seriously. Friends of yours, king?
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