ThomasFan88
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Feb 20, 2017 15:44:48 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 20, 2017 15:44:48 GMT
Hmmm... other than the fact that I was about to pay you for that general store there, I don't think we've bought anything.
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Post by Sir Handel on Feb 20, 2017 19:13:03 GMT
Right! In that case, it's time I revealed what's really been going on here. Firstly, this is a counterfeit house.
*the house falls apart, revealing that the general store is in the middle of a car park, exactly where it was always supposed to be
And coincidentally. I'm a counterfeit cop. This isn't fake money at all. I told you that so I could steal it.
*stuffs the money down his trousers and runs like mad
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 20, 2017 21:03:08 GMT
*watches robber run off*
Ah well, he didn't realize that WAS counterfeit money, or at least, play money. Anyways, he didn't realize that this was all a flook and that this really is our house.
*world falls apart and reveals the actual house, now with the general store properly being fit into the side of the house with its front stuck in.
Or that the real police were watching.
*cop sirens go off in the distance*
Anyways, now we have a general store in our house, so we needn't worry about making trips to the store 😜
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 20, 2017 21:07:32 GMT
*wakes up *cops call an ambulance, which is about to take me to the hospital *winks
Don't worry guys, I got this.
*as paramedics take Sandie away, she starts a kung fu fight and gets away clean
Quick! More cops will be here any minute! How do we hide the general store?!
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 20, 2017 21:11:37 GMT
*puts his hands up*
Relax, with the reward money we got from apprehending the thief, I've bought the general store. Think of it as a house expansion. Anyways, Sandie, you should get yourself checked over at the hospital. Goodness knows what condition you're in after those Aussies took us all down.
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Post by Sir Handel on Feb 20, 2017 23:17:42 GMT
Actually, that's where you're wrong! Because I might be a thief, but my brother owned that general store. And with that money, he busted me out of prison. I came back to steal the most valuable thing in your house: this single slice of bacon. Mm, bacon. Anyway, if you want to take Sandie to hospital, you'll be disappointed. The hospital was recently converted into a casino.
A casino combined with an arts and crafts shop. Just because.
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 21, 2017 4:22:23 GMT
Don't worry, I was just faking needing the hospital so I could take them by surprise in a fight.
Now what do we do about King here, our fake cop? Do we set him free with the bacon or does he have some explaining to do?
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Post by Antonio Stella bottom tile on Feb 21, 2017 5:27:41 GMT
(does famous sliding entrance, audience applauds like mad)
Hey Jerr- wait, where's Jerry? Where's George? Am I in the wrong show?
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ThomasFan88
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Feb 21, 2017 18:19:48 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 21, 2017 18:19:48 GMT
*looks at the newcomer* Yes, very. Anyways, Sandie, about King here, I think there's only one way to deal with him....
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And that's a competition to see who can sing one song's lyrics to another song the best! Winner keeps the bacon while the loser looses it.
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Feb 21, 2017 18:32:05 GMT
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 21, 2017 21:28:08 GMT
Easy, thomasandmatt, we select one of us to go against king and we each pull a paper slip with a song name from a jar. Then, we each pull a second paper slip with a song on it from the same jar. Then, someone plays the instrumental to King's second song as he sings the lyrics of the first song to it. Then we repeat with whoever we closed and we vote in who did it best.
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 22, 2017 0:04:18 GMT
I sang in a choir, so I'd be happy to volunteer This whole mess started because I needed ingredients anyways.
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ThomasandMatt
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Feb 22, 2017 1:57:27 GMT
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Feb 22, 2017 1:57:27 GMT
I sang in a choir, so I'd be happy to volunteer This whole mess started because I needed ingredients anyways. I sing in a choir too! So I can help too.
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 22, 2017 2:54:05 GMT
Awesome, ThomasandMatt! We'll take King down and win the bacon back! *ahem do ray me Fa So LA TI DOOOOOOO! Now, what song are we starting with?
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 22, 2017 16:33:10 GMT
*Reaches hand into jar and pulls out two slips*
Well... King will be singing... "Great Balls of Fire" to... *laughs* Classical Music (undefined).
*grabs two more slips from jar*
Meanwhile, you two will be singing... "Streamlining"(Thomas' Version) to... *laughs loudly* Shake It Off.
*he countinues to laugh until his face turns red and he nearly passes out. Then, he trips over a chair and lands behind the kitchen counter still laughing*
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Post by Sir Handel on Feb 22, 2017 17:13:45 GMT
Uh. Should we get him medical attention before we start this singing contest, or...?
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 22, 2017 18:50:48 GMT
Are you alright, thomasfan88? I can ring for a doctor if you need one. You should probably start, King. Save the best for last and all
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Post by Sir Handel on Feb 22, 2017 19:13:13 GMT
Very well, then. I will sing "Great Balls of Fire", as though it were a song in a classical opera. Good thing I was wearing this 17th century soldier's costume the whole time. A-hem... 'You sha-a-a-ake my nerves... and you rattle my bra-a-a-ain...' *sings the whole song in a beautiful tenor. Or possibly a baritone. By the time of the last line, there is much weeping at the beauty of his singing. A random guy jumps out of the wardrobe to throw roses at his feet, then gets back in the wardrobe. Wow, a guy in the wardrobe, you should really get that checked out. Anyway, I think I did a pretty good job of that song! Let's see you beat that - the bacon will surely be mine! (P.S. I'm actually deaf in real life - therefore the idea that I could sing beautifully is just an elaborate flight of fancy )
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ThomasFan88
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 22, 2017 19:13:18 GMT
*stands up panting*
I'm just fine. I just found it hilarious imagining Thomas singing Streamling to Shake It Off, or just Shake It Off in general. Honestly, he could make an album. "Thomas Sings Modern Hits". Classic!
*audience chuckles a little*
*listens to King sing*
That was beautiful King! You've definitely set the bar high for Sandie and thomasandmatt. Also, is that guy in the wardrobe paying rent here?
(P.S. Here's where the inspiration for King's song came from 😜)
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Feb 23, 2017 1:06:36 GMT
Hear we go then Sandie. *breathes in* All... *cuts to commercial break* *returns from break* lining!!!!!!! *pants* How was that ThomasFan88?
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