ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Feb 9, 2017 3:22:07 GMT
*finishes song* Oh hello, thomasandmatt, I'm just fine, a little out of breathe. Have you heard the news? They say the authorities are looking for a kid who stole a general store. Can you believe that? Who in their right mind would steal a general store? *grabs a jug of milk from where the general store is sitting in the house and pours himself a drink before sitting down next to him* *raises eyebrow suspiciously* Rrrrriiiiiiiggghhhhhttt.....Anyways, got to get back. Those ghosts are going to wreck the place if I am not there. *walksthrough general store, looks back, shakes head in bewilderment, and leaves*
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 12, 2017 3:11:37 GMT
So I just figured out how we can come up with the money to keep thomasfan88 out of trouble! A bake sale!
But I'll need a little help, tell me how those 4 cakes and pie taste and I'll adjust my recipe accordingly.
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ThomasandMatt
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A SiF-Com
Feb 12, 2017 13:24:57 GMT
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Feb 12, 2017 13:24:57 GMT
*Decides to try one out of curiosity. Instantly spits it out*
What did I just eat?! It tastes like a kitchen countertop!
*Realizes that I ate an actual kitchen countertop instead of the cake. Eats the actual cake*
These are good! I might put a few in the bar to help out.
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ThomasFan88
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Trying to make his way through life.
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A SiF-Com
Feb 12, 2017 19:19:00 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 12, 2017 19:19:00 GMT
*jumps up*
Cake! Well, I can bake cake. Just give me a moment.
*runs into the general store. Random noises sound throughout the store. After a few minutes, he comes back out with a top hat*
Ta da!
*flips hat over and a triple layer, chocolate vanilla cake on a plate*
I call it, "ThomasFan88's Top Up, Cake Now" Cake!
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 13, 2017 0:37:06 GMT
WOO-HOO! Nice going, thomasfan88! Looks amazing!
I've been busy baking five pound cakes in the meantime, we can sell these!
And thanks, thomasandmatt, we'd all appreciate you putting some cakes in the bar!
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ThomasFan88
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Feb 13, 2017 2:08:35 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 13, 2017 2:08:35 GMT
No thanks needed. But I must say, I feel on "top" of the world with my new hat cake.
*audience groans*
Hey! If Sans would've said that, you'd all be laughing your noses off. Then you'd all be walking around like "Hnnn. Houw aren ou oday?"
*audiance laughs so hard they cry tears*
That's more like it!
*turns back to cast*
Sorry guys, I just had to tear that fourth wall down there. I thought we'd like some fresh air. 😜
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 15, 2017 4:17:20 GMT
*knock at the door *everyone freezes
(whispers) The police! What do we do?!?!
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Feb 15, 2017 12:03:08 GMT
Fear not! I've experience in these kinds of things!
*Opens door*
Can I help you office- *Gets tackled*
Welp, I tried. You're on your own.
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Post by Sir Handel on Feb 15, 2017 14:12:16 GMT
Howdy, folks. It's your favourite neighbourhood cop. I was just passing by, and I wondered why you would have a general store in the middle of the house.
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ThomasFan88
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Feb 15, 2017 15:24:50 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 15, 2017 15:24:50 GMT
*walks up to the officer
It's from that kid who stole the general store earlier today. The aliens adducted him and drop the store in our house. You should've seen it, it was quite the sight.
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 15, 2017 15:32:26 GMT
*comes out of kitchen Officer, would you like a slice of pound cake?
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Post by Sir Handel on Feb 15, 2017 15:52:16 GMT
No, but I'd like a pound of sliced cake.
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ThomasFan88
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Feb 16, 2017 16:44:25 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 16, 2017 16:44:25 GMT
*pulls out a pile of money and slips it into the officer's hand.
For you're troubles, I'll pay for the general store from my personal account. You needn't worry about the thief. I believe that he's taken care of.
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 17, 2017 3:06:44 GMT
*runs back into the kitchen and comes out with pound of sliced cake
There you are! In a variety of flavors! Just to show our support for the law enforcement system!
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Post by Sir Handel on Feb 19, 2017 22:32:17 GMT
*takes the pound of sliced cake
*takes the money
Well, thank you for your generosity... hang on a minute! This is counterfeit money!
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ThomasFan88
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Feb 19, 2017 22:38:04 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 19, 2017 22:38:04 GMT
*looks at the money*
No, my kind sir, that is Australian money. Don't tell me you've ever seen an Aussie before.
*suddenly, twenty Australian Shepherds race across the screen and tackle everybody on their way out the door*
Heh. There must've been a pet shelter in that general store.
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Feb 19, 2017 22:39:04 GMT
*Runs back into the house*
Guys! Someone used the replicator at the bar! And for some reason, I found a dollar bill on the ground!
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ThomasFan88
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Feb 19, 2017 22:41:58 GMT
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Post by ThomasFan88 on Feb 19, 2017 22:41:58 GMT
*stands back up*
What! So is this fake Australian money then? Officer! What should we do?
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Sandie
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Post by Sandie on Feb 19, 2017 22:53:58 GMT
*is passed out from dogs knocking her to the ground and may need the hospital
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Post by Sir Handel on Feb 20, 2017 8:07:45 GMT
Now calm down everybody, I'm sure this can all be sorted out, as long as you haven't used the counterfeit money to buy anything.
Have you?
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