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Post by Kate669 on Sept 12, 2008 6:51:57 GMT
Where I'm from, we don't use roads anymore...it's all done with portals!
Can we have a portal? Please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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Post by Georgemiser on Sept 12, 2008 6:56:25 GMT
Where I'm from, we don't use roads anymore...it's all done with portals! Can we have a portal? Please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? who needs portals,when we have..... THE SIF UNDERGROUND!
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Sept 12, 2008 7:20:01 GMT
Nah, we can't have an underground; that's promoting the competition. Still, at least old Ernie of the underground doesn't slag us off!
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Post by trainzfan on Sept 12, 2008 9:40:30 GMT
Besides, if we had an underground, the staff would go on strike and the Amateur Transplants would write a profane song about it.
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Sept 12, 2008 15:25:53 GMT
Besides, if we had an underground, the staff would go on strike and the Amateur Transplants would write a profane song about it. Excellent point there, the staff would most probably strike over pay as that's what most strikes are for these days. Plus, if we had Roads. How would we get to sleep? After all we, all live in different time frames in our respective countries.
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Post by Jim Prower on Sept 12, 2008 21:12:41 GMT
I dunno. This?
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Post by ProfessorVengeance on Sept 12, 2008 21:18:51 GMT
Silly Billys, of course there are no roads on SiF. We're already where we need to be.
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Post by Halstead on Sept 12, 2008 21:47:32 GMT
Silly Billys, of course there are no roads on SiF. So where are all the roads that lead to Rome then?
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Sept 12, 2008 23:49:14 GMT
All our nonexistant roads lead to Avignon. Rome is but a mere speck, a trifle.
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Post by Rhodri on Sept 13, 2008 0:01:39 GMT
If there are no roads HERE on SiF, there is only one lifeform that can make one: LEWIS T DUCK!
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Post by driveus on Sept 14, 2008 8:41:40 GMT
Well SiF is about Thomas the train, obviously roadways do not (or should not) exist .
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Post by Casey Jones on Sept 14, 2008 20:55:23 GMT
Sif had a road, it was a lovely one. But we distroyed it to make way for the railway.
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Sept 14, 2008 22:12:26 GMT
I'm just standing here, looking around, with a plan in my hand, for no reason...
Mwa-ha-ha! Little do they know I plan to build a road right through the middle of this forum! Where the Beer Garden is will be a service area! Where the TV Discussion board is will be a Little Chef!
By the way, Igor, don't put any of that in the post.
Aagh! You fool, Igor! Delete it! No, that's the Post Reply Button!
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Post by Rhodri on Sept 15, 2008 13:32:52 GMT
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Post by Revolver on Sept 15, 2008 20:08:39 GMT
No, not the freeway! It's too horrible, I'd rather drive Henry then take a......freeway.
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Post by Jim Prower on Sept 15, 2008 20:25:46 GMT
Ah, the freeways ain't that bad...If you've got more than 600HP.
But, if you REALLY want to avoid them, (or have better handling than power) there's always the backroad.
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Post by Jim on Sept 16, 2008 0:55:24 GMT
Ha ha - I challenge you to a race! just give George and I a 350 year head start.
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Post by Jim Prower on Sept 16, 2008 2:08:58 GMT
Fat chance. Although, on that road, it'd be REALLY hard to pass...
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Post by Halstead on Sept 16, 2008 10:07:48 GMT
Looking at that steamroller made me wonder if that were Trevor in disguise... Plus in the land of tea drinkers and bowler hats we call freeways motorways, with the exception of the M6 Toll; and this is what happens if you charge £3.50 just to drive on a motorway.
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Post by Ryan on Sept 16, 2008 10:37:52 GMT
OK, I've had a word with the Planning Department, who had a word with the Roads Department, who had a word with the Traffic Department, who aksed the Roads Department, who asked the Planning Department, who asked me where the road was going to go.
So I told the Planning Department, who told the Roads Department, who told the Traffic Department that I didn't really know, and that we really just wanted one. So the Traffic Department told the Roads Department, who told the Planning Department, who told me that they were planning to do a survey to see where the road should go.
This caused a bit of a tizzy, because the Planning Department told the Roads Department, who let slip to the Traffic Department, that the Planning Department thought that the Traffic Department couldn't plan bugger all. So, we had to come to some agreement.
So we agreed that the Planning Department would work with the Roads Department to draw up a plan for the Traffic Department to do their survey. This was met with positive reaction from the Traffic Department who thought it a splendid idea that the Roads Department were so happy to work with the Planning Department and save them a bit of work.
The Planning Department later found that the Roads Department weren't going to be of much use to them, because they didn't have the facilities and resources which would help them plan the most useful route, but the Traffic Department did. So the Traffic Department suggested that the Roads Department come in at a later date and not interfere with the good work of the Planning Department. The Planning Department agreed, slapped the Roads Department with a wet fish and shook the hand of the Traffic Department.
The Planning Department later found that there were no useful records on file, and that the Roads Department hadn't built any roads for the Traffic Department to make records for. So we were kind of stumped there for a bit, and I had to slap them all with a wet fish.
So currently the Planning Department are consulting the Roads Department, who have brought the Traffic Department onboard also for moral support, on the best course for the Road to take. If you have any suggestions, please contact:
The SiF Planning Department Administration Centre Level 20 SiF Tower SiF City Centre S15 5IF
And no doubt they'll pass any queries on to the Roads Department, who will consort with the Traffic Department...
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