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Post by Alaric on May 21, 2008 18:17:25 GMT
I do not know whom you believe you are decieving, so-called Silver Surfer, but it is certainly not Doom! A decent effort at trickery, but you made two small blunders. First, your signature implies that you are my arch-nemesis. This is not so. My only real nemeses are the Fantastic Four, specifically that blasted Richards! (Although after the epic battles with the staff members of Sodor Island Forums, I anticipate this will soon change). Second, you do not sound like the Silver Surfer at all! Everyone knows the Silver Surfer to be the ultimate emo, as Doom believes the expression to be. That post was far too upbeat to belong to the real sufer of the cosmos. Therefore I can only conclude you are an imposter, and as such must be disintegrated for your attempted deception. At least, were you to be considered worthy of such. However, Doom finds your pitiful attempts amusing, and so shall let you live this day.
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Post by CPK on May 21, 2008 18:26:17 GMT
To the amusing fool known as CPK-Doom finds your manner laughable, and your crushed spirits the source of much hilarity. How heartless can you possibly be!?!?!?! It's just that....... I think......... that......... I may........
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Rhodri
Goods Engine
You spin me right round
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Post by Rhodri on May 21, 2008 18:32:16 GMT
Dear Doctor Doom
What is your stance on Welsh Devolution? Should the UK Parliament be allowed to let the silly First Minister, Rhodri Morgan to rule over my fair people or should the Welsh remain taking orders from London town?
Yours Turly Rhodri Davies Member of the British Empire, Minister of Parliament, Assembly Minister, Knight of the Realm, Vice President of M-LAK Productions and Lord Mayor of Mac-Sing-Song
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Revolver
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Unhappy moth is unhappy.
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Post by Revolver on May 21, 2008 18:59:13 GMT
O.k let me make some sense "Doctor". In America, there have been two Fantastic 4 movies, with you as the villian in both. On the second, you try to team up with the Silver surfer (he's real trust me) but he refuses. Your face got badly damaged by Jhonny Storm in the first one, so you had scars and burns. The Surfer has great powers, and healed your face, and the U.S government puts you in charge of capturing the surfer (who turns out to be a hero). Just look it up on Wikipedia or something, but the point is, you can't heal anybody.
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on May 21, 2008 19:07:35 GMT
Delighted to meet you. So you're a Doctor, are you? Fascinating, absolutely fascinating. And how long have you been in this Doom business? Do you enjoy your job?
I do think this modern architecture is bally awful, don't you?
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Bonner
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Post by Bonner on May 21, 2008 19:37:11 GMT
Dear Mr.Doom.
I am but a mere boy who owns a couple of tractors for no reason, so I come before your power to ask thou a couple of simple questions...
Are you really this all powerful being you claim to be, or are you just incredibly lonely? From my expertise and research, sometimes people are just 'all talk' to hide the fact that they are indeed weak and powerless, or trying to hide a secret from the past that haunts them. This expertise and research, comes from my observation of what we all know today in England as a 'chav' and 'prat'. My second question, if this is all not a ruse but you are indeed some power hungry physco with a shed full of lasers, you don't have anything against little orange tractors do you? And thirdly, if I was to serve under you and offer my loyalty, could I have complete control over the John Deere, Case and Massey Ferguson Tractors works please?
Thank you for your time.
Bonner.
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Post by Alaric on May 21, 2008 20:14:32 GMT
To the lovesick fool known as CPK-Doom's heart is as black as Doom's coal. Which is at least 10% blacker than the coals of mortal men. To the Welsh fool known as Rhodri-There shall be no Welsh devolution, however England shall also lose its devolved state. All nations shall be one under Doom! The world's First Minister? Doom! To the confused fool known as arlesdale92-Doom has already made clear his thoughts about these Fantastic Four movies, and is also well aware as to the existence of the Silver Surfer. The point is, those movies are a work of fiction. In truth, I am invincible! Also, you continue to insist I cannot heal anyone. And yet I ask, what makes you think Doom cannot? Here you may find proof of Doom curing the Human Torch of his overactive flames, as well as the glorious triumph over that blasted Richards by delivering his baby daughter. To the royal fool known as Prince Charles-Doom agrees that this architecture is to his dissatisfaction, yet woul prefer you cease your senseless prattle. To the agricultural fool known as Bonner-Doom does not speak lightly. Are you so foolish as to ignore all evidence Doom has given to prove his superiority over all? Doctor Doom is no chav! For your insolence, you shall not gain any control over those tractor manufacturers. Unless an important plot requiring tractors comes up. Then Doom shall all you to become the tractor owner.
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Post by CPK on May 21, 2008 20:30:24 GMT
But I love you!!!
The way you randomly appear and take charge of the Beer Garden....... the way you look like a mutated Link...... the pointless glasses, your power.........
I'm not normally this way inclined, but I tell you, someone like you can turn heads!
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Post by Knuckles on May 21, 2008 20:39:08 GMT
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Post by Jim on May 21, 2008 20:44:15 GMT
I bet Doom would look pretty suave decked out in nothing but fridge magnets. He needs to ditch those green drapes he's so fond of wearing. Capes are quite a liability - I'm certain that you are familiar with what happened to poor Dollar Bill. Oh cursed be my impudence, I've forgotten to address his Lordship by his honorific.
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on May 21, 2008 21:31:07 GMT
Senseless prattle, yes, that's absolutely fascinating. You know, I feel that so many young people these days would be exceptional prattlers if they only had the confidence to stand up and prattle away to their heart's content. Particularly in the inner cities. It's tragic, absolutely tragic.
Tell me, do you and your people buy organic produce at all? I personally feel organic food is a wonderful thing. I'd recommend you try introducing it to Latveria at some stage. It's fascinating, really it is. Fascinating.
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Post by Cläy on May 21, 2008 22:17:04 GMT
Dear Doomy McGee,
For someone who is stirring up such feelings, there doesn't seem to be a lot of action going on. Would you mind terribly sitting down at the piano for some karaoke whilst your plans are formulated? If you know 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel it would be most apposite.
Also, Another One Bites The Dust? How disappointingly cliche. I thought you would have preferred Freddie Mercury's solo song 'Mr Bad Guy'. Either that or 'Dead On Time' from the album Jazz. Because that's what people who oppose you will be, clearly. With all that in mind, what is your favourite Mike and the Mechanics song?
Regards, Respectless Halford
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Post by Aidan on May 22, 2008 0:29:28 GMT
Doctor Doom, I hope you are enjoying our sacrifice of our Beer Garden area, and that all is to your liking. We opted to give up this area to you owing to it's general uselessness to the rest of the forum. Originally, it was due to have a different name this week, but in light of your subsequent arrival - we thought it best to honour you. Also, be aware that many have tried to defeat me in the past, and have failed miserably. There again, they are morons who can't spell properly and who have made YouTube their life... none of them have had the might of Doom. I look forward to our confrontations in future. One question for you also - what kind of Doctor are you? Are you of the Medical profession or do you hold a PHD in something... something wicked and evil? Yours, The Administrator PS - Liz and Aidan: TRAITORS!!! Ryan, I've seen the error of my ways and have seen Doom's true colors. I'm not willing to fight on his side anymore, especially since he called me a fool!
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Falcon
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Post by Falcon on May 22, 2008 1:22:40 GMT
Dr Doom
Do you really think your going to get away with taking over SIF-City, threatening the peace and being so heartless towards other.
I'm willing to fight on Ryan & Knuckles's side to stop your plans you Tyrant!
(Gets suited up in Makuta Armor which is made from the most strongest metal in the world, it's called Protosteel. Then i pick up my Staff of Darkness, ready for battle)
For Justice, for peace & freedom of SIF-City and it's people.
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Proteus
Passenger Engine
Not everything needs a concrete answer.
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Post by Proteus on May 22, 2008 2:45:09 GMT
Dear Dr Doom,
Your costume sucks! ;D
Take that as an insult if you like, but I shall fear not, as it is with great confidence that I shall enjoy the final undertaking of your wicked reign over our beloved message boards.
Furthermore to this statement, I demand an answer as to what you have done with the comedic "fool" known as J Alaric the Great!
Proteus
Aditional: To repeat, your costume is really retarded. Not threatening in the least bit.
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Post by Cläy on May 22, 2008 3:30:14 GMT
The Thread of Doom?
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Post by StarTodd on May 22, 2008 8:15:20 GMT
Dear Doctor Doom,
If this is your Beer Garden [as heralded by the massive title and ensuing threads], then where the blazes is the Pub itself?
Also, just out of curiousity, were you to magic a Pub up to complement the beer garden, would you be as twisted as to only have Archer's brews on pump?
Yours, from the Twilit,
- Fox
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Post by Alaric on May 22, 2008 10:43:05 GMT
Confound these constant questions! No wonder Doom's schemes are always unfurling about him, when he cannot concentrate due to these continuous distractions. Even now, when I am poised to destroy the entire inner-city railway system...curses! As a result of my procrastination through typing, I have lost the correct moment. Blast you, forumers of SiF City! Well, Doom might as well answer your pathetic questions now.
Amorous fool CPK, it is only natural that you feel this way about the great and glorious VIctor Von Doom. Yet, as I believe the vernacular goes, Doom does not swing that way! However, I am willing to program a Doombot to respond to your affections, should you reconsider your stance against me.
Regal fool Prince Charles, Doom favours organic produce, although his experiments with genetically modified crops have produced some rather fruitful results (Fear the wit of Doom!).
Cowardly fool Clay, it is no surprise that you have not been keeping up with Doom's attempts at conquest. I have never noticed you in any of my many battles with those blasted moderators! And yet here you are, continuously trying to mock me. Perhaps it is you who should be sitting at the piano. Also, again, Doom must stress that he has little time for contemporary music. I must go on what little I have managed to hear on Latveria FM.
Traitorous fool Aidan, in case you haven't noticed, I call all fools. For truly no one has intelligence equal to Doom! And before you try switching sides, may I remind you that I still have your beloved at my side? Doom would be reluctant to endanger such a fine cook, but oftentimes Doom finds himself with no choice in such matters.
Fighting fool Falcon (Fear Doom's alliteration!), you ask if I really think I'm going to get away with taking over SiF City, threatening the peace and being so heartless towards others? Though Doom is loathe to resort to common phrases, he can find no answer more appropriate than 'Duh!'
Fashion-conscious fools Troublesome Truck and Proteus, Doom will remind you both that he has been wearing this 'costume' with minor alterations for over 40 years, and so far Doom has heard no complaints. When your outfit is still considered a classic after four decades, then you may begin to criticise. Also, that fool Alaric appears to have escaped my clutches for now, no doubt while my back was turned answering these ridiculous questions. Bah! He is of no concern to me. Nothing can stop Doom now!
Drinking fool Fox, the pub is that way. Also, how dare you insult Doom by suggesting there would beonly Archers in the pub of Doom? Such insolence is punishable by death!
And to all those who consider me naught but hot air, I will remind you that not only does the Beer Garden belong to Doom, but so do the Cinema, the Theatre and the Art Gallery. Soon Doom shall take all of your entertainment venues, and then we shall see whom mocks Doom!
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Post by trainzfan on May 22, 2008 11:47:12 GMT
Doom...for you there's light at the end of the tunnel. It's fairly noisy, and it's travelling at 100mph...
Oh, and if you're taking over the cinema, are you going to stop showing that godawful anti-piracy trailer?
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on May 22, 2008 13:09:14 GMT
Genetically modified crops, you say. That's fascinating. There's a lot of controversy about those these days, isn't there? I can't say I favour them over organic, but each to his own, eh?
By the way, would you be one of the Yorkshire Dooms or the Suffolk Dooms? If it's the latter I'm a good friend of Sir Hugh Doom-Featherstonehaugh. Do you know him?
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