Nanaki
Main Line Engine
Just wolfing around.
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Post by Nanaki on May 21, 2008 0:22:28 GMT
Hello, Doctor Doom.
I'm currently the ruler of the world. If you want to take over anything, you have to beat me first.
Just thought you should know.
--[glow=red,2,300]Wolf Nanaki[/glow]
PS. Who gave you a license to be a doctor?
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Post by Knuckles on May 21, 2008 0:33:37 GMT
Dear Dr Doom,
Just a quicky, Judging by the last few posts I'd say some people are starting to see your true colours, or lack of, so far thats 3 plus myself and 2PM'd inhabitants, 6, not alot, but a start, there are alot of posts on the previous page also.
Hopefully we can come to an understanding Dr,
[glow=red,2,300] 'DOOM'[/glow]
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Post by CPK on May 21, 2008 9:58:30 GMT
Dear Dr. Doom,
I want you to listen very closely and very carefully to what I am about to say, as it is very important and also possibly life threatening.
Have you seen the TV remote? I've looked all over the house for it, but can't find anything. Also, would you like a pickled onion? It's silverskin!
Also, what does this can of glowy stuff do?
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Post by Alaric on May 21, 2008 10:28:39 GMT
Bah! Doom is displeased by all these questions that have occured while he was out conquering. But behold the fruits of my labours! See how your precious Beer Garden has fallen to the might of Doom! Fortunately for you all, this victory has left me in a content state of mind, so all questions shall be answered. I warn you in advance though, this may be an enlarged post. To the naive fool known as trainzfan-You seek to mock Doom by assuming him a man of medicine, and not of science! And yet, in my mastery of all knowledge, I can prescribe the cure for what ails you. A nice healthy stroll through the torture chamber of Doom! Rest assured, by the time you exit, a bad stomach will be the least of your problems. To the ambitious fool known as Halstead-Doom is pleased at your concern for the environment, and so shall answer your question. The best way to deal with those who work against you is a quick and simple disintegration. It leaves no mess and is very therapeutic. To the misspelling fool known as Driveus-It's Skipper. And be thankful I do not destroy you where you stand! To the bumbling fool known as Knuckles-Your post contains many misconceptions that sicken Doom at his very core. Firstly, Doom does not demand respect. Doom is simply respected. Secondly, you dare name me a worker for the dark one? The one that trapped my mother's soul in his eternal realm for so long? Bah! Greater men have been killed for less. Besides, Doom works for no man. All men work for Doom! You may rally your troops against me. I care not. In the end they will be merely a stepping stone from which I go on to defeat that blasted Ryan!To the continuing fool known as arlesdale92-Doom has no idea what you are prattling on about. Silver Surfer healing my face? Second movie? What idiocy is this? Doom refuses to talk to you until you start making sense. To the moderating fool known as Clay-Such a question may be fine for lesser men, but for one accustomed to the finer things in life, the question is never 'red or white?' It is always 'How fine a wine?' And the answer, as always, is 'the finest'. To the arrogant fool known as Wolf Nanaki-If you truly are ruler of the world, then you must realise how boring it really is. Doom sympathises. I offer you the chance to step down now and return to combat, at the side of Doom! P.S. Again, Doom is a man of science, not of medicine. His doctorate was gained at the University of Latveria. But even were I to practice the medicinal arts, I would need no license! Doom does what Doom wishes. To the lost fool known as CPK-Doom believes your remote control to be under the seatee, and laughs at your primitive use of remote control technology. I also decline your offer of a pickled onion. Doom has all the onions he needs. Finally, the can of glowy stuff is merely a luminscent goo from another world, toxic to all save Doom!
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Post by Ryan on May 21, 2008 10:33:19 GMT
Doctor Doom, I hope you are enjoying our sacrifice of our Beer Garden area, and that all is to your liking. We opted to give up this area to you owing to it's general uselessness to the rest of the forum. Originally, it was due to have a different name this week, but in light of your subsequent arrival - we thought it best to honour you. Also, be aware that many have tried to defeat me in the past, and have failed miserably. There again, they are morons who can't spell properly and who have made YouTube their life... none of them have had the might of Doom. I look forward to our confrontations in future. One question for you also - what kind of Doctor are you? Are you of the Medical profession or do you hold a PHD in something... something wicked and evil? Yours, The Administrator PS - Liz and Aidan: TRAITORS!!!
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Post by CPK on May 21, 2008 11:06:12 GMT
Yo, Doomie!
Thanks for the remote thingy....... turns out it was on the table all along. The onions are all gone now, but the goo wasn't actually toxic, it was just a lava lamp, thus I have outsmarted you, and you are not as powerful as you may think.
Therefore, I challenge you to the manliest battle of all time. A game of Tetris.
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Post by Alaric on May 21, 2008 12:20:44 GMT
To that blasted Ryan!-You and your staff have proven worthy foes against the wrath of Doom. Truly this is a place worthy of conquest. I have not had so much trouble with an opponent since my struggle with the Beyonder. But be warned, administrator! Doom proved victorious in that struggle, much as Doom shall prove victorious in this one. Yet this hatred for YouTube intruiges me. Doom is also highly sceptical of the YouTuber's intelligence quotient. If the old saying be true, perhaps an alliegance may be on the tables soon. To answer your question, Doom is indeed the holder of a phD. The subject? That is for Doom and Doom alone to know.
To the crazed fool known as CPK-Ah, I had not realised you were referring to the lava lamp. Doom had assumed you would be more concerned about the toxic matter that is even now poisioning you and all you hold dear. Clearly Doom overestimated your intelligence. You dare challenge Doom to Tetris? You shall learn to fear my mastery of the shaped blocks!
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Post by stuart7 on May 21, 2008 12:54:08 GMT
Oh Doctor Doom,
Your magnificence and intelligence inspires us all. I wish you all the best in your duty on earth. From me, please accept my map of the world, along with my expressed loyalty. Should you ever need any research - particularly historical - which might be of help, or someone to share your brilliant humour with, you know who to call.
Stuart
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Post by ProfessorVengeance on May 21, 2008 13:30:12 GMT
Dear Strong Bad,
Dear Doctor Doom,
You are clearly a well-connected megalomaniac. What are your thoughts on your fellow villains over at DC? Also, what are your policies on apprenticeships? I could really do with some work experience and being able to work for a prestigious dictator like yourself would be a dream come true.
Yours maniacally, Professor Reginald F. Vengeance (Esquire).
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Post by Alaric on May 21, 2008 13:40:42 GMT
To the historical fool known as Stuart7-Doom could use a map of this world, being so strange and bizarre as it is. Very well, consider yourself a part of my legions.
To the one known as Professor Vengeance-Doom is pleased with your wish to be his apprentice. It is true that in this world, such an ally could prove most useful to me. Very well. From this day hence, consider yourself Doom's apprentice. And to answer your question, if indeed you speak of that other superhero-laden universe, Doom considers all to be naught but specks of dust under his mighty foot. Save, perhaps, two. I find a worthy adversary, in many ways similar to myself, in the figure of Lex Luthor. And then there is a God, the only being I consider my equal. I speak, of course, of Darkseid. Only the ruler of Apokalips can be said to be Doom's true equivalent.
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Post by CPK on May 21, 2008 14:22:49 GMT
Doom.......... I can't believe you're neglecting me........ I mean the hints are so obvious....... the lava lamp, free food........ a fun game......... a challenge....... but........ you miss the most blatent point of all........
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Post by Jim on May 21, 2008 14:49:26 GMT
Dear Doctor Doom, You must bring me the head of one of these accursed Moderators! No need to task young Aidan with this impossible task, for we are as elusive as a talkative HiT Executive. I propose to offer you my own cranium, if you will graciously permit the rest of my humble body to remain attached. As long as you don't intend to fill it with dried beans and use it as a maracas, football or for some other twisted purpose. But before I do decide to become your minion, I would like to make enquiries about the benefit package plan offered to new recruits - e.g.: Dental, Prescription Drugs, Vision Care, Pension, sick days, vacation, merit increases as nauseum. Fideliously Yours, TT
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Post by Alaric on May 21, 2008 15:53:41 GMT
To the amusing fool known as CPK-Doom finds your manner laughable, and your crushed spirits the source of much hilarity.
To the foolish fool known as Troublesome Truck-Benefits?! Benefits!? Your benefit is that I do not destroy you where you stand, you buffoon! Becoming a minion of Doom is no mere job. It is a privelege! And it is fortunate for you that I have much to gain from you alive, not dead, otherwise you would no longer be with us!
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Davey
Goods Engine
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Post by Davey on May 21, 2008 16:02:57 GMT
Dear Doctor Doom,
What is your favourite song by Queen?
And do you think that Peanut Butter is a good thing?
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Post by Alaric on May 21, 2008 16:12:35 GMT
Dear inquisitive fool known as Davey, Doom does not believe he has ever heard the Queen sing, although if he had...ha! Laugh before the wittiness of Doom! I am of course aware of that quartet of musicians, and though Doom prefers the subtle charms of a classical score, I must confess I find their song 'Another One Bites the Dust' is an accurate description of Doom's life. Is Peanut Butter a good thing? Fool! Peanut Butter is no good for those allergic to peanuts! Not that Doom suffers from any allergies at all, being the definition of good health, but I must think about my loyal subjects. When it comes to preserves, Doom prefers jam!
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Post by Nicholas on May 21, 2008 16:23:43 GMT
What will your intentions be after your supposed takeover of the iSLaND? And while you're at it, explain your motives and origination... On a rather different note, what is your current opinion of the SiF Fanfiction Collaboration Project? Do you watch and understand the Tv show referred to as Lost?
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Post by Knuckles on May 21, 2008 16:29:42 GMT
Regarding Dr Dooms possible takeover, there is a letter/poll in the beer garden, please show your support!
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Rhodri
Goods Engine
You spin me right round
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Post by Rhodri on May 21, 2008 16:32:28 GMT
Dear Doctor Doom, In, a pervious post, follow esteemed member arlesdale92 sent you this message: Can you really be called a doctor? Don't you remember the Silver Surfer healed your face in the 2nd movie, your not a doctor, your a phony! A big fat phony!!!! Your response was as follows: Doom has no idea what you are prattling on about. Silver Surfer healing my face? Second movie? What idiocy is this? Doom refuses to talk to you until you start making sense. I would like to take from time from my agenda to clarifily several facts for you: In our universe, the superheroes and villains from your universe (The Fantastic Four, Iron Man, Spider-Man, The King Pin, The Green Goblin and Iron Monger for example) exist in this universe in a fictional form. The characters were created mostly in the 1960’s by the American based publishers Marvel Comics. These publications were universly popular, which lead to the characters being portrayed in children’s cartoons, live action television, books, games, video games and in the most recent years, films. A film centring on the Fantastic Four and yourself (portrayed by award winning actor Julian McMahon)as the villain was released in 2005. Despite being poorly received by film critics, the film had great success on the box office worldwide. A sequel (Fantastic Four: Rise of the Sliver Surfer) was released last year. In one scene, your character confronts The Sliver Surfer and despite your skills, you were swiftly beaten by the Surfer. It was this situation that prompted my follow member to send you that message and ultimately resulted in your unessary confusion. I hope this has cleared up matters for you. Yours Truly Rhodri Davies Member of the British Empire, Minister of Parliament, Assembly Minister, Knight of the Realm, Vice President of M-LAK ProductionsPS. Althrough, I respect you and your glorious knowledge of Science, there is only one man worthy of ruling the world along with Mr Ryan Healy.
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Post by Alaric on May 21, 2008 17:04:16 GMT
To the oddly-spelt fool known as eDWaRDTHeGReaT-My intentions post-invasion are simple. Use my newly-gained citizens to stage a mass attack against my most hated enemies, the Fantastic Four. After their swift defeat, I will go on to conquer the entire world once again with my new armies. My motives are simple-to improve the world through conquest. My originations have been well documented. I suggest you try your Wikipedia. Also, I find the Collaboration an interesting idea, although somewhat lacking in content. Doom has no time for Lost, but if he did, he would surely know the meaning behind the polar bear.
To the informative fool known as Rhodri-Surely you jest? Me, beaten by the Silver Surfer? He whom I have stolen the Power Cosmic from many times before? Clearly this film was meant as a comedy, as the very idea of Doom being defeated is laughable. And displeasing to Doom! Rest assured, should I ever find that wretched script-writer, he and all those responsible for the film shall suffer before Doom! As to your proposed leader along with that blasted Ryan!, bah! Bah I say! He is but a rank amatuer compared to one such as I. Should he try to cross me, I shall show him the folly of his ways. Most assuredly, he shall kneel before Doom!
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Churchy
Main Line Engine
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Post by Churchy on May 21, 2008 17:40:06 GMT
Come on Dr Doom!
Along with previous posts, you were already beaten by me, and healed too. HA!
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