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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Apr 22, 2023 19:55:31 GMT
Probably because liquid Nitrogen lacks the rest of the 97%.
Which Doctor is the Witch Doctor?
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Post by OldReliableIronNo.2 on Apr 27, 2023 6:41:31 GMT
Who?
What's the difference between a telegram and a telemessage?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Jun 10, 2023 15:41:13 GMT
One's a picture, the other has words.
Does Duke know Duchess?
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Post by OldReliableIronNo.2 on Jul 23, 2023 4:40:09 GMT
If Duchess knows Duke, yes.
Why will Doctor Who never stop?
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Two Red Engines
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Post by Two Red Engines on Aug 5, 2023 16:04:40 GMT
Because who knows why.
Why is Barbie always paired with Ken?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Aug 5, 2023 19:56:13 GMT
Same reason why Yin and Yang are always paired.
Does Adam know Adam from Adam?
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Post by OldReliableIronNo.2 on Aug 9, 2023 0:43:58 GMT
If Apple knows Apple from Apple, then perhaps so.
Who knows What from Where?
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Post by Two Red Engines on Aug 9, 2023 18:53:01 GMT
Where they found why and how.
Why does Futurama keep getting cancelled while The Simpsons carries on for ever?
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Post by OldReliableIronNo.2 on Aug 10, 2023 3:58:59 GMT
You'll have to ask Matt Groening that question.
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Aug 12, 2023 15:58:33 GMT
Because they were happy walking on the pavement.
What exactly happens on the day that is today?
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Aug 15, 2023 6:30:19 GMT
The daily ritual of asking a stupid question, and receiving an equally stupid answer.
How do I make an omelette without a pan?
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Two Red Engines
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Post by Two Red Engines on Aug 26, 2023 20:16:14 GMT
Simple, really. Get a tank engine to crash into your kitchen, and cover it in eggs!
When will the troublesome trucks actually behave themselves?
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Post by Darkknight55 on Aug 27, 2023 3:07:45 GMT
When pigs fly. Where did Duck Go after Season 7?
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Post by OldReliableIronNo.2 on Aug 27, 2023 6:13:42 GMT
To the Didcot Railway Centre.
Is upside-down cake just called cake in Australia?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Aug 28, 2023 16:34:00 GMT
Well I'm not an Aussie, but I'd guess they'd call it an upright cake than upside-down.
Supposing Arsenal don't have the Arsenal?
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SRapi
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Post by SRapi on Sept 9, 2023 19:58:18 GMT
Suppose that Manchester doesn't unite!
Is it just me, or is this forum not as busy as it used to be?
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Two Red Engines
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Post by Two Red Engines on Sept 23, 2023 14:13:27 GMT
Probably the latter.
Seriously, who killed Cock Robin?
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Post by OldReliableIronNo.2 on Sept 24, 2023 2:24:36 GMT
Whom killed Cock Robin.
Why hasn't Australia done a remake of The Office?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Sept 30, 2023 18:57:38 GMT
Because the Aussies don't jump on the Remake trend.
How Grand is the Grand Inquisitor?
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Two Red Engines
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Post by Two Red Engines on Oct 4, 2023 15:09:58 GMT
Not very. We don't even know his name, so where's the point in calling him that?
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
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