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Post by Mr. Morris - flyingtardis on May 28, 2022 21:04:22 GMT
Simple, have a tap running and commentate that.
if i have 20 apples 30 oranges and 70 bottles of popular cola beverage, how long will it take to get a kebab delivered from mcdonald's?
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Post by The Thomas Cynic on May 29, 2022 5:38:27 GMT
Ahh yes, Maths... the only subject where someone can buy 74 watermelons and nobody asks why.
What is the best use for 74 watermelons?
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on May 29, 2022 12:54:24 GMT
Trebuchet artillery mortar rounds. The Wall of China will never know what hit it.
Unless any of you have a better idea for 74 watermelons?
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Loganthe9F51
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Post by Loganthe9F51 on May 29, 2022 13:52:29 GMT
No, they would make wonderful ammunition.
Would an apple go farther than a banana when shot out of a cannon?
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Inkwright
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that talking tumbleweed = best thomas character
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Post by Inkwright on May 29, 2022 15:11:26 GMT
Depends on the cannon's trajectory.
How can we still write these stupid questions?
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Post by The Thomas Cynic on May 29, 2022 18:54:18 GMT
Because we're all wonderfully stupid people.
Why isn't dodgeball but with cannons a thing? There could be a big field with players on, five cannons manned by five gunmen, and they have to hit as many people as they can. Winner gets a trip to the Philippines!
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on May 29, 2022 21:01:44 GMT
Because the cannons will blow-up the dodgeballs upon firing and therefore nobody will be able to win or even play.
Does it really matter if Hyacinth's Sister Violet is the one with the Mercedes, Sauna and Room for a Pony?
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SteamArt
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Post by SteamArt on May 30, 2022 20:16:25 GMT
Sure it does. Think of it as a measurement of success.
Is Arnold Rimmer really better off as a hologram?
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Memyselfandthomas
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I more active on blueplastictracks. blueplastictracks: generic_truck_69420
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Post by Memyselfandthomas on May 31, 2022 8:39:08 GMT
He's still like when he was alive, so it doesn't matter either way.
What if Lister had never smuggled the kittens & he and Rimmer fixed the drive plate properly?
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Two Red Engines
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Post by Two Red Engines on Jun 2, 2022 10:26:04 GMT
Simple, really. You move slower and make it a walking commentary?
Where is Thumbkin? Where is Thumbkin?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Jun 2, 2022 13:30:26 GMT
I don't know, wherever Butch is.
Does it really matter if Hyacinth's Sisters Daisy and Rose are not the ones with the Mercedes, Sauna and Room for a Pony?
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Post by Mr. Morris - flyingtardis on Jun 6, 2022 23:58:38 GMT
i didn't know we were getting a new TTTE character, they had better be a potato engine!
what is why and why is what?
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Post by 89LittleWestern1011 on Jun 11, 2022 3:59:54 GMT
the reason why what is why is because why knew what a long time ago, way before any of us were born and now why is what
if ducks swin, do olivers?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Jun 11, 2022 11:48:25 GMT
Olivers prefer twists than swims.
Does Gordon Hill live on Gordon's Hill?
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Two Red Engines
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Post by Two Red Engines on Jun 11, 2022 11:53:31 GMT
No, and Thomas Cook does not not cook for Thomas!
How did the tunnel to Misty Island become disused in the first place, before a certain movie came out?
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Inkwright
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that talking tumbleweed = best thomas character
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Post by Inkwright on Jun 11, 2022 20:01:52 GMT
These people left the Logging Locos to die.
Where did that freaking pair of magic buffers go?
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Loganthe9F51
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Hiro is the best CGI character, and you can’t change my mind.
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Post by Loganthe9F51 on Jun 11, 2022 20:39:57 GMT
Wherever Lady and Splodge went- probably to eternal damnation by Logging Loco, if I had to hazard a guess.
Why is Mr. Conductor only regular height on Sodor?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Jun 12, 2022 14:32:13 GMT
Because Mr. Conductor's height is regular height on Sodor.
Publicly speaking, how are the Public?
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Post by Mr. Morris - flyingtardis on Jun 12, 2022 18:44:36 GMT
the public are moving onto newer paturs with a remake, they call it "Republic"
why did the doctor forbid the fat controller to pull the express?
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Jun 13, 2022 1:30:47 GMT
He mistakenly believed the Fat Controller was a steam locomotive, and not a human, and was subsequently sued for medical malpractice.
Why does the Fat Controller allow Signalman to sleep on the job, allowing accidents to occur?
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