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Post by Aidan on Apr 10, 2008 16:45:25 GMT
Basically, the first person asks a question, and the next poster has to answer and so on and so forth.
Why did Percy's brain cells die out?
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Post by shanedooiney on Apr 10, 2008 17:01:22 GMT
He just couldn't handle the stress of his job.
Why is the sun so bright?
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PC Stratford
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Post by PC Stratford on Apr 10, 2008 17:29:00 GMT
Because we can't afford torches
Why is grass green?
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Post by Chris The Xelent on Apr 10, 2008 18:30:45 GMT
Because God ran out of blue paint when he created it.
Why did the idiot cross the road?
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Post by shanedooiney on Apr 10, 2008 18:32:54 GMT
Because you touch yourself at night. How do you spell eukalyptus?
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Post by Aidan on Apr 10, 2008 18:40:00 GMT
K. O. A. L. A. F. O. O. D
Why are n00bs always so annoying?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Apr 10, 2008 19:30:18 GMT
Because half of them are little bratty kids aged 10 - 12 - 14 in that area, plus some n00bs our age have nothing better to do but annoy.
Why are there so many redubs (narrations include) on youtube that have the whole thing word to word from the actural Thomas episode they are dubbing?
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Post by PC Stratford on Apr 10, 2008 19:45:13 GMT
Becaause they are unaware of a great concept called 'originality' (By coincidence, I was talking to Davey about that subject, just thought I'd mention it)
Why did TUGS not get a second series?
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Post by Davey on Apr 10, 2008 19:47:42 GMT
Because I'm a schmo.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Post by trainzfan on Apr 10, 2008 19:57:07 GMT
Ask the carpenters.
Why do Chelsea & Liverpool always meet in semi-finals?
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Post by Culdee Fell on Apr 10, 2008 20:49:00 GMT
Because if Manchester United got through to the semi-finals it would be silly.
Why have they started making merchandise of Proteus?
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Post by Cläy on Apr 10, 2008 21:39:47 GMT
Because Lord Tomato Sauce demanded it.
Who is Lord Tomato Sauce?
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Post by Davey on Apr 10, 2008 21:42:11 GMT
The secretly bisexual husband of Lady Tomato Sauce.
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? WHO? WHO??!!!!
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PC Stratford
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Post by PC Stratford on Apr 10, 2008 21:50:05 GMT
The guy who closed down that place in Battersea
Who are you? Who who who who?
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Post by Cläy on Apr 10, 2008 21:52:19 GMT
I'm James Dean. Apparently.
Did you tip your hat to the new constiution?
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Post by Richard on Apr 10, 2008 21:56:50 GMT
Yes, but then my hat fell down a well.
Why leave it to Beaver?
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Post by ProfessorVengeance on Apr 10, 2008 22:05:39 GMT
Because he's the perfect scapegoat.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Post by sudriansirhandel on Apr 10, 2008 22:42:14 GMT
Because you're "ravin" mad!
Why is Thomas blue?
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Post by Little Engine on Apr 10, 2008 22:50:24 GMT
because Fatty couldn't be bothered to paint him anothe color
Why does Boulder have a face?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Apr 10, 2008 22:58:13 GMT
Perhaps after getting away from him in Raiders, Indiana Jones decided to design his face on it to say... "I conqured you, Boulder! Can't crush me that easily."
What do Chief Wiggum and Sir Topham Hatt (aka the Fat Controller) have in common?
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