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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Apr 11, 2008 19:34:04 GMT
We grab our knifes and forks and eat to defeat them.
What if school kids were parliament and the senate?
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Post by Joseph Anthony on Apr 11, 2008 21:47:29 GMT
then wed be run by little kids who would prolly do a better job over here in the US than bush even tho i just remembered you said parliament.... what are boogers made of?
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douglas
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Post by douglas on Apr 11, 2008 22:18:15 GMT
Mucus. Same thing your morning ey crust is made of.
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CM
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Post by CM on Apr 12, 2008 9:13:47 GMT
What if there was no such thing as sun light?
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Sodor18
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Post by Sodor18 on Apr 12, 2008 9:28:18 GMT
Everyhing and everyone on Earth would die.
Where, oh where has my little dog gone?
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TurboJ
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Get Corrected
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Post by TurboJ on Apr 12, 2008 10:38:31 GMT
He went to the off-licence.
Why is water wet?
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Post by OJ on Apr 12, 2008 11:17:18 GMT
It wouldn't be water if it was dry
Why is the sky blue?
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Sodor18
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Post by Sodor18 on Apr 12, 2008 12:12:32 GMT
Because green looked ridiculous.
Where have all the flowers gone?
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Davey
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Post by Davey on Apr 12, 2008 12:26:28 GMT
They were eaten by Shelob.
What is the best pie?
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Post by Devious Diesel on Apr 12, 2008 12:42:03 GMT
A talking one.
Why do some monkeys have red faces and other monkeys have red bottoms?
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Post by 01Salty on Apr 12, 2008 12:44:49 GMT
Because some like to paint themselves differently.
Who are the new Thomas characters introduced in Season 14 ??!!11?
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Post by Knuckles on Apr 12, 2008 13:07:18 GMT
PC Maggie, Typhoo Teeee the talking flower pot, Mr Meagie, Crystal the Ice Engine, TFC's Cake, Pie and Beer Truck (attatched behind Annie and C'), Jimbo the Jetset, Barnie the talking Dinosaur (don't worry, Gordon runs it over) and Ghandi
Is a Bone question a question with the word Bone in?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Apr 12, 2008 13:20:14 GMT
Often probably not, unless it was a medical question.
If two members of your family had birthdays in months like November and October, do they celebrate their birthdays in months like July when another family member has a birthday in that month?
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Churchy
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Post by Churchy on Apr 12, 2008 13:28:22 GMT
Yaahaah, they would.
Who is Thomas The Tank Engine?
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Post by shanedooiney on Apr 12, 2008 13:32:32 GMT
He's the future, my friend. The future.
Why don't the Rolling Stones just quit already?
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Post by stepneydude on Apr 12, 2008 13:42:50 GMT
Because drugs and sex has made them IMMORTAL. And uglier!
Why oh why oh why... is the structure of my chromosomes?
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Post by harvey27 on Apr 12, 2008 22:27:21 GMT
Birth defect maybe....y6s
Why was gordon green?
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Churchy
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Post by Churchy on Apr 12, 2008 22:38:06 GMT
Cus Colin and Justin gave him a makeover
Whats a Percy?
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Post by Aidan on Apr 12, 2008 22:43:07 GMT
An incredibly low score on the GCSE's.
How did Mr. Percival develop a fear of red cars?
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Apr 12, 2008 23:13:35 GMT
Maybe it's a Railway Controller's thing, think of Sir Topham Hatt and his thing with red cars.
Here's one for Rockers and Metalheads:
Why doesn't good old fashion Rock/Heavy Metal ever get played on the radio or mentioned in the press much as other music genres do?
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