Sodor18
Branch Line Engine
Always ready to lend a helping arm
Posts: 1,279
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Post by Sodor18 on Feb 24, 2008 8:00:01 GMT
The factory gets caught in an earthquake, and the Pepsi turns to foam.
I wish I was the new Controller of the SIF.
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Post by Ci on Feb 24, 2008 8:19:46 GMT
The board gets shut down because of copyright infringement, and too many users have been committing offensive acts.
I wish I had more pizza left...
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Feb 24, 2008 8:21:19 GMT
It all goes straight to your stomach! I wish I had my own theme tune
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Post by Ci on Feb 24, 2008 8:22:44 GMT
SHOOT! It did!
You get used to your theme, and you get tired of it.
I wish I had never smoked cigarettes!
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PC Stratford
Passenger Engine
I'm a walking television show. I can't get away from it.
Posts: 755
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Post by PC Stratford on Feb 24, 2008 11:36:19 GMT
But then smoking becomes compolsary and non-smokers get sent to a distant island
I wish I could go to a preserved railway
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Post by ThomasAndCookieMonster on Feb 24, 2008 11:50:47 GMT
But then that certain preserved railway gets either shut down or temporarily closed for whatever reason.
I wish that my best friend and I could go into the world of fiction and see all our favorite characters.
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Sodor18
Branch Line Engine
Always ready to lend a helping arm
Posts: 1,279
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Post by Sodor18 on Feb 24, 2008 12:03:55 GMT
But the fictional villians attack and destroy you.
I wish I could write stories for Doctor Who.
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Post by shanedooiney on Feb 24, 2008 12:51:07 GMT
You get hired as a writer, but just minutes before you hand in your first draft, you fall down an elevator shaft.
I wish I could dance.
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Post by OJ on Feb 24, 2008 12:53:25 GMT
Then you couldn't stop dancing and you'd get tired
I wish I was a millionaire
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Post by ThomasAndCookieMonster on Feb 24, 2008 13:15:16 GMT
But someone bad is out to steal your money to use it for evil purposes.
I wish that I could permanently be rid of only certain episodes of "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".
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PC Stratford
Passenger Engine
I'm a walking television show. I can't get away from it.
Posts: 755
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Post by PC Stratford on Feb 24, 2008 14:33:26 GMT
But then someone creates and writes them all over again
I wish I was actually funny
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2008 14:43:28 GMT
you become really funny, but when you want to be serious, everyone just laughs at you, and you just want to cry! I wish I was Peter Sam
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Davey
Goods Engine
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Post by Davey on Feb 24, 2008 15:04:48 GMT
You become Peter Sam, but you lose your funnel again, and everyone laughs at you. I wish Tom Cruise would shut the f**k up once in a while.
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Post by dragonfoxv2 on Feb 24, 2008 15:54:49 GMT
But that won't stop him from suddenly appearing everywhere...
I wish Naruto would just die already... Add FMA and various other over-hyped media to that statement.
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Post by ProfessorVengeance on Feb 24, 2008 16:01:47 GMT
Granted. They all fight to the death and take you out with them.
I wish I had more time to do all the stuff I want to do.
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Post by Alaric on Feb 24, 2008 16:32:17 GMT
Everyone dies in a nuclear holocaust, except you. Finally, you have chance to do all the stuff you want to do. Starting with reading a book. You reach up to the shelf, when suddenly... SMASH! Your glasses fall to the floor. With no way to see, you lament your loss. It's not fair. There was time now. It's not fair! Alternatively, your glasses fall off, your eyes fall out, your hands drop off, and you eventually crumble to the floor. You then observe a weird mirror.
I wish I had a complete run of Starman.
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Post by Ci on Feb 24, 2008 18:51:42 GMT
You receive it. But it is in the wrong region.
I wish you could "unsend" text messages!
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Proteus
Passenger Engine
Not everything needs a concrete answer.
Posts: 630
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Post by Proteus on Feb 24, 2008 20:03:30 GMT
You can only do that by hiring someone to run up to the recipient and smash his/her phone with a baseball bat. Then you gotta pay for a replacement.
I wish YouTube would show up on my bloody computer.
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Churchy
Main Line Engine
Posts: 2,063
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Post by Churchy on Feb 24, 2008 20:08:25 GMT
YouTube has gone on vacation. It then decides to stay there.
I wish I was actually getting good grades...
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douglas
Main Line Engine
Posts: 2,256
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Post by douglas on Feb 24, 2008 20:49:28 GMT
...and they're all A minus-minus (B's.)
I wish there was no school. ever.
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