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Post by trainzfan on Feb 22, 2008 20:05:56 GMT
OK, as there is now a section for Forum Games, I thought this might be fun. What happens is that the poster has to corrupt the previous poster's wish in a funny way.
Eg: Wisher: I wish for a new car Coruptor: It gets stolen-by the president! And so forth.
NB:- Anything offensive is not allowed!
Right, time to start.
I wish I had more money.
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dixonj
Shunting Engine
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Post by dixonj on Feb 22, 2008 20:09:02 GMT
Unfortunately you forgot to pay tax on that wish! No more money left for you!
I wish that I had more time for sleep.
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Post by Aidan on Feb 22, 2008 20:25:21 GMT
The room you sleep in happens to be near a railroad line.
I wish that the game of Quidditch was real.
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Post by Chris The Xelent on Feb 22, 2008 20:32:28 GMT
You break a leg when a bludger gets in your way.
I wish I was a rockstar.
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Post by shanedooiney on Feb 22, 2008 20:34:38 GMT
Unfortunately for you, rock just died.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Ryan on Feb 22, 2008 20:50:24 GMT
You find air traffic control won't let you enter air space.
I wish the braindead morons of YouTube, TV.com and assorted crap-hole, SiF-Wannabe forums would do us all a favour and f**k off.
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douglas
Main Line Engine
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Post by douglas on Feb 22, 2008 20:56:16 GMT
Unfortunately, trustthomas65 is one of Peter Pan's Lost Boys, and therefore can never grow older or mature.
I wish Al Gore had become President instead of Bush.
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Post by Old Square Wheels on Feb 22, 2008 21:25:34 GMT
He spent nearly all his funds on research into tracking down ManBearPig!
I wish I could travel back in time
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Sodor18
Branch Line Engine
Always ready to lend a helping arm
Posts: 1,279
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Post by Sodor18 on Feb 22, 2008 21:28:13 GMT
Unfortunately, it's a one-way trip.
I wish I was an ERS Evaluator.
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Post by Ci on Feb 22, 2008 21:45:01 GMT
Unfortunately the board got shut down.
I wish I could teleport places
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Post by edwardblue on Feb 22, 2008 22:02:29 GMT
Unfortunately you'd teleport to some place you've never been to and ended up trapped in between dimensions as a result.
I wish I lived in Australia.
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Post by trainzfan on Feb 22, 2008 22:05:11 GMT
Australia gets renamed New Chavhaven.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Ci on Feb 22, 2008 22:08:11 GMT
But you can't get through customs
World peace gets boring
I wish the snow would leave Boston!
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Post by Kate669 on Feb 22, 2008 22:10:14 GMT
The snow leaves Boston and winds up in Florida, ruining the winter vacations of God knows how many people.
I wish the Arby's in my town had a new drive-thru speaker.
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Post by Cläy on Feb 22, 2008 22:18:08 GMT
The new one is worse than the old one.
I wish for a Carlton win this week.
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Sodor18
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Posts: 1,279
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Post by Sodor18 on Feb 22, 2008 22:18:45 GMT
Unfortunately, you're not around to see it.
I wish I could be in The Amazing Race.
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Post by shanedooiney on Feb 22, 2008 22:21:42 GMT
The Amazing Race gets cancelled before your season airs.
I wish I had four arms.
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Post by Ci on Feb 22, 2008 22:23:33 GMT
people start hating your hugs, and sex is just awkward.
I wish I could move things with my mind
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Sodor18
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Always ready to lend a helping arm
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Post by Sodor18 on Feb 22, 2008 22:26:56 GMT
You get brain damage from trying to move a two-ton cement truck.
I wish I had my own TARDIS.
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Post by Cläy on Feb 22, 2008 22:26:58 GMT
Ci: Eventually you'll enjoy it too much, and knives will start flying through the air and impaling people. Wow, that sounds quite overdramatic. Tim: You clearly haven't learned from Jimbob's experience and get killed by Daleks. I wish Australian TV Channels would play American shows at the same time as America so we're not 6 months behind all the d**n time.
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