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Post by Old Square Wheels on Feb 23, 2008 23:57:37 GMT
It brings very enthusiastic real estate agents instead.
I wish the Simpsons would just call it a day already!
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Post by Ci on Feb 24, 2008 0:19:58 GMT
The show outlives you and your children.
I wish my milk hadn't just curdled on it's own just now....
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Post by Aidan on Feb 24, 2008 0:22:22 GMT
The curdled milk results in you having to throw away the glass.
I wish I could meet Ryan in person.
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Post by Jim on Feb 24, 2008 0:28:25 GMT
Ryan wishes he could meet Aidan in person too, so while Aidan flies to Scotland, Ryan is on his way to America. A missed opportunity. Too bad they were sitting in opposite window seats as their jets flew past one another. tsk.tsk.tsk.
I wish I had Jedi powers to make HiT sign all of their copyrights over to SiF.(T&F - not Barney or Bob!)
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Sodor18
Branch Line Engine
Always ready to lend a helping arm
Posts: 1,279
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Post by Sodor18 on Feb 24, 2008 0:32:22 GMT
HIT Entertainment has been having tax problems, which they also hsnd over to the SIF.
I wish I had a quad-bike.
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Post by Cläy on Feb 24, 2008 0:58:32 GMT
On your first trip out on the quad bike, you crash and it's a write off.
I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.
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Post by shanedooiney on Feb 24, 2008 1:15:45 GMT
No sooner do you become a fish, you are eaten by a bigger fish, which is eaten by an even bigger fish.
I wish my parents' new puppy would get over his teething phase and stop biting me.
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PC Stratford
Passenger Engine
I'm a walking television show. I can't get away from it.
Posts: 755
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Post by PC Stratford on Feb 24, 2008 1:23:58 GMT
But his teething continues longer and longerand he becomes a sort of vampire dog!
I wish there was an SIF Meeting in Glasgow
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Post by Ci on Feb 24, 2008 1:31:16 GMT
All nav systems put Glasgow out in the middle of the ocean.
I wish I had my car up here...
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Post by 01Salty on Feb 24, 2008 1:53:57 GMT
You get it, but all the wheels, doors, seats and (gasp!) cupholders were stolen by hobos.
I wish that I was a billionaire.
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QJ
Goods Engine
I'm not dead!
Posts: 338
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Post by QJ on Feb 24, 2008 2:16:47 GMT
You do turn out a billionaire...in the Columbian cocaine trade!
I wish I was a punk rocker, with flowers in my hair that Big Brother would end for good, so we don't have to put up with it year after year!
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Post by ThomasAndCookieMonster on Feb 24, 2008 2:21:18 GMT
It does end, but its replacement is a show that's even worse. (Just a side note: I don't know much about "Big Brother", but from I've heard, it sure sounds horrible.)
I wish the one person I like the very least could move far, far away, so that I'd never have to see them again.
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Post by Ci on Feb 24, 2008 2:25:11 GMT
They move so far away that they end up coming right back around the globe and moving right next door to you.
I wish my glass of wine would refill itself...
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Anime Boy
Main Line Engine
[D3v:thomasanime]
Posts: 1,541
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Post by Anime Boy on Feb 24, 2008 2:40:29 GMT
Unfortunately, you do not know the spell to stop it so the glass of wine continues to refill nonstop until the whole room is flooded with wine.
I wish I could transform into a girl at will, almost the same like Ranma Saotome.
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SherryAnn
Shunting Engine
I find it hard to be sociable. No harm intended from me.
Posts: 94
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Post by SherryAnn on Feb 24, 2008 3:21:24 GMT
Unfourtunetly like Ramna, you get (lots) of suitors in both gender forms.
I wish I could unfreeze my Neopets account.
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Post by shanedooiney on Feb 24, 2008 5:27:09 GMT
It unfreezes, but your neopets have all gone rabid.
I wish I could play guitar with my feet.
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Ronnie
Passenger Engine
I'm Great Western!
Posts: 727
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Post by Ronnie on Feb 24, 2008 6:45:26 GMT
You suddenly can, but find yourself unable to stand on your hands in a concert.
I wish I could drive to the moon.
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Post by Ci on Feb 24, 2008 7:07:11 GMT
You could, but unfortunately you didn't think to fill your tank before you left..
i wish I had sour cream to go with these chips I'm eating...
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Sodor18
Branch Line Engine
Always ready to lend a helping arm
Posts: 1,279
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Post by Sodor18 on Feb 24, 2008 7:14:59 GMT
The sour cream has actually turned sour.
I wish I could be in the next Harry Potter movie.
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Post by Aidan on Feb 24, 2008 7:23:07 GMT
You go to see the casting director about being an extra, but they've run out of room.
I wish I had my own Pepsi factory.
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