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Post by stepneydude on Mar 30, 2006 16:32:45 GMT
Oh good lord
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Post by dragonfox on Mar 30, 2006 17:50:36 GMT
THAT IS SO STUPIDLY HILARIOUS!!! *dies* Quick! Somebody perform CPR!- #Moonman rising...That's CCR!
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Post by jake on Mar 31, 2006 1:11:20 GMT
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Post by stepneydude on Mar 31, 2006 19:40:14 GMT
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douglas
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Post by douglas on Apr 2, 2006 21:43:28 GMT
Those are really dumb but really funny! I liked the a-ha one, my dad has the song and it's really annoying!
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Post by dragonfox on Apr 7, 2006 19:57:11 GMT
Something I sent Ryan earlier;
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Post by stepneydude on Apr 8, 2006 18:07:38 GMT
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Post by jared on Apr 17, 2006 21:02:12 GMT
Im not 100% sure that this is the FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen but I was filming a movie with my cousins (in case you don't know I make movies) and I was supposed to construct an extreamly unstable house type thing that would fall when kicked. So the house thingy is finnished I go to get the video camera to start filming my scene when.... ........ ...... ...... ...... ......... ..... ....... ...... ........ .......... ........... ......... ....... ...... .... ... .....It falls. I re-build it-falls I re-build it-falls I re-build it-falls I re-build it-falls I re-build it film the scene and when the charachter actually gets to kicking it it was the best fall yet it sort of went up a bit then down I was laghing my head of It had gone perfectly.
That probably isn't THE funniest thing I ever saw but it was funny anyways thats the funniest thing I can come up with on the spot.
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dave
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Post by dave on Apr 19, 2006 22:00:56 GMT
The funniest thing i ever saw is not necessarily as easy to appreciate in type as it is in person (a one of those "You had to be there" moments) but I'll tell it anyway...
Once when i was a young whippersnapper, we went kayaking with scouts which was all good fun. I was out in the lake when i saw this saga start to unfold...
The two scout leaders (Man and wife) had brought their Canadian Canoe with them, along with the female scout leaders father, with the intention of taking him out for a boat ride on the lake. Now the father was elderly but healthy, slender built. The male scout leader was a rather more portly scotsman from Stranraar, while the female scout leader was... well, she always reminded me of Dawn French if that explains it well enough!
Anyway, equipped with self inflating life jackets, and father neatly in the middle, the couple got in, one at the back one at the middle with about half an inch between the top of the boat and the lake... you can tell whats coming next!
"Stop rockin' it" "I'm not rocking, you're rocking it!" "Juist paddle will ye?!"
Seaborne for approximately 15 seconds and then over it went! For a boat that capsized in about 1 metre of water (with self-inflating life jackets going off without any need, adding to the comedic effect!) never have I seen such pandemonium!!! And the poor father, it ruined his Sunday suit!
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Post by neville on Apr 19, 2006 22:56:59 GMT
Today, Dakota P. in Chemistry, the usual slacker in class, brought something familiar to all of you...
A TOMY THOMAS ENGINE!!!! He rmade it go on the floor and my teacher said, "OK, take Thomas the Tank Engine off the floor or he's going to be flat from my foot." Funny as that was, he yelled, "Go Thomas GO!" continuously. Then he got Thomas' wheels and got them stuck in his hair...
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Post by dragonfox on Apr 20, 2006 17:12:53 GMT
Today, Dakota P. in Chemistry, the usual slacker in class, brought something familiar to all of you... A TOMY THOMAS ENGINE!!!! He rmade it go on the floor and my teacher said, "OK, take Thomas the Tank Engine off the floor or he's going to be flat from my foot." Funny as that was, he yelled, "Go Thomas GO!" continuously. Then he got Thomas' wheels and got them stuck in his hair... Boy, I wish I was there to see that! Here's something I've just found which made me laugh. I'm pretty sure that Anime fans will go mad after reading this; 4Kids Entertainment. Our mission is to catch the wave of kids' tastes and shape them into top-selling products. We know what Kids Like.
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Post by JEFF on Apr 21, 2006 5:32:56 GMT
something a friend of mine sent me MY NEW NAME IS NOTED ABOVE.....BUT, DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS ..
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot morestressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = c! heesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobiem m= sleazy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffyg = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v =! frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
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Post by bocodiseasel on Apr 21, 2006 7:52:38 GMT
Hi! I'm Dinky Pottydunkin'!!
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Post by 01Salty on Apr 21, 2006 9:00:25 GMT
Hi, I'm Goober Featherdoodle!
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Post by stepneydude on Apr 21, 2006 19:17:29 GMT
Ah, I used to read Captain Underpants... my name was Doofus BattyHumperdink But 01salty's "Goober Featherdoodle" is far more catchy
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Post by Skarloey on Apr 21, 2006 19:22:27 GMT
Dorky Rhinonose, that's me
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JimBobDunnie
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Post by JimBobDunnie on Apr 21, 2006 19:32:42 GMT
Doofus Pickledunkin! I'm quite chuffed by that!
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Bonner
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Post by Bonner on Apr 21, 2006 19:35:26 GMT
Slooty PottyDunkins for me! Cor thats a new on.
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Rheneas
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Looks familiar, doesn't it?
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Post by Rheneas on Apr 21, 2006 19:47:24 GMT
I'm Dorfus Chickenfanny.
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Post by stepneydude on Apr 21, 2006 19:54:21 GMT
Counting "Dude" as a seperate word, Stepneydude becomes Snooty Burgerhump. EDIT: With the second version, it becomes Snotty Bubbletush.
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