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Post by Aidan on Dec 9, 2005 20:25:25 GMT
Continuing from where the original thread left off.To break the ice:
In my symphonic band class, we had been playing excerpts from "The Nutcracker" in preparation for our winter concert. When we got to the Russian Dance, another student asked our teacher to start dancing, but our teacher said he couldn't. Then I volunteered to dance, so I got up in front of the class and did the traditional Cossack movements.
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Post by bocodiseasel on Dec 9, 2005 20:47:49 GMT
That's good!! In assembly on Tuesday morning, we were all sitting on our chairs waiting for the school band, Three Men and a Fish, to start playing.
The hedmaster was sitting right in front of the saxaphone player! When they started playing, the head jumped, ran and tripped in front of one of the other teachers!
When he was trying to get up, he tried to grab for somthing to hold on to. He grabbed ahold of the teacher's skirt and pulled it down as he got up!! The teacher slapped him and he apolagised in front of the whole school!!! This is true!! ;D
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Post by ATK on Dec 10, 2005 1:50:41 GMT
More band stories... In concert band the other day, our instructor was out. The Drum Major from marching band usually conducts should our teacher be out. Our tuba player said to him, 'You suck at conducting.' (in a fun way). The drum major looked at him and said, 'Okay then, you conduct.' That was the funniest rehearsal I was ever at. He made all sorts of funny gestures and such. When I did my solo in 'Winter Wonderland', he shouted "WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE PLAYING?!" And when we couldn't start one song right, he said. "I can't believe you. I am disguisted at your behavior." And regarding this tuba player, a certain incident occured a few months earlier. A friend of mine had a tape recorder, and got the tuba player saying: "[band instructor's name] is a stupid b**ch and I hope she dies in a terrible car accident." Somehow the tape made it's way to the instructor, and there was all sorts of trouble. Of course he didn't get in trouble and the incident faded away, so to speak. There's never a dull moment in the band. ATK
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Post by Penguin on Dec 10, 2005 3:02:11 GMT
And regarding this tuba player, a certain incident occured a few months earlier. A friend of mine had a tape recorder, and got the tuba player saying: "[band instructor's name] is a stupid b**ch and I hope she dies in a terrible car accident." Somehow the tape made it's way to the instructor, and there was all sorts of trouble. Of course he didn't get in trouble and the incident faded away, so to speak. Ha, I had a friend who got into trouble just like that. He wrote a bunch of notes about ways he wished his teachers would die. He got caught and was expelled.
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Post by sodor50 on Dec 10, 2005 22:40:48 GMT
The Funniest thing I ever seen is on TV
When ad breaks were on Thier was on Beer ad and thier were these Two Turkeys and later when the Screen fade to Black and was back on with anthoer scence the Turkey was gobbling and the samashes the seconed Turkeys Head and that was It IT WAS SOOO FUNNY
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Post by Richard on Jan 1, 2006 22:09:22 GMT
The funniest thing I've ever seen is when my cat flung a piece of paper in the air.
I must of laughed for 10 minutes.
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Post by neville on Feb 16, 2006 0:06:10 GMT
Ok, here's mine...
About 5 years ago, a trombone player in the marching band became lazy and sat her slide close to the 1st chair Baritone's shoulder... Then the Baritone went to play his solo and took a slide of a trombone with him, for it got caught on his uniform. I was there and I didn't play... I just laughed.
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Post by EdwardTerence on Feb 27, 2006 9:32:18 GMT
Funniest things for me are:
Gordon's crash in A Better View For Gordon Thomas's crash in Fish Garfield burping in the movie
my little brother sometimes makes good jokes to make us laugh, but he always shouts "Stop laughing, it's not funny!"
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Post by RustyFanatic05 on Feb 28, 2006 2:51:44 GMT
-My aunt slipping, and landing into her pool. -Me getting knocked out by a wave. (it hurt at first) -My cats after they've had some cat nip. -The expression on my mom's face when she went on a carnival ride she didn't like.
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Post by Proteus on Mar 18, 2006 23:52:55 GMT
The dog who was 2 lazy 2 jump up a few inches to get a slice of meat on AFV.
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Post by Assassin on Mar 19, 2006 2:40:58 GMT
One of the funniest things I've ever seen (Not the funniest though) Was in the movie "Happy Gilmore" when he attacks the mini-golf clown.
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Post by Smitty on Mar 19, 2006 3:30:17 GMT
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Post by SRapi on Mar 19, 2006 16:57:36 GMT
So many things. ;D What I really find funny is a blooper of one of the Brady bunch movies, I think they go to Hawaii. Greg is surfing, but he falls off the board and you hear him yell out 'Oh s***!' lol
*P.S.: 500 posts! I'm a mailine engine now! Woot! ;D*
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Post by JimBobDunnie on Mar 19, 2006 17:04:47 GMT
Missing Christmas Presents (It does count, right?)
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Post by greedyscrapdealer on Mar 20, 2006 23:25:08 GMT
Hmmm for me it would be superbowl commercials, anytime someone gets a stone cold stunner, and antime the boogeyman scares somebody(wwe.com superstars smackdown boogeyman videos).
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Post by stepneydude on Mar 24, 2006 17:50:40 GMT
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Post by Jarrah White on Mar 24, 2006 22:31:47 GMT
I was thinking of the birds known as Boobies, does that mean it's breasts?
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Post by stepneydude on Mar 25, 2006 13:09:00 GMT
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Post by neville on Mar 30, 2006 1:16:51 GMT
Today, at the super store, a man pushing buggies lost control and 5 buggies went flying down the parking lot. Reminded me of Trucks from Thomas and he ran as fast as he could and stopped them right before they hit a car.
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Post by Ryan on Mar 30, 2006 16:25:08 GMT
I've seen some funny things in my life, but this had me on the floor last night! Click Here
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