It's been a while, but heres the next part of my parody... if anyone cares.
Be Careful What You Wish For...
How 3 Sodor Island Forum Members Destroyed the World
Part 6
TalyllynRailway_1
I can’t believe it. HIT actually adapted the Mountain Engine stories.
Gordon_the_awesome
About time!
Soccerkidd
You gotta admit, HITs actually done good.
John2121
What are you talking about? Season 10 is the WORST season yet! They shouldn’t even have tried to use Railway Series stories! Did you see Godreds faces? Their even worse than Molly’s faces! That’s saying a lot.
TalyllynRailway_1
It must have cost a fortune to make those new sets. And for only 4 episodes too. What were they thinking…
Meanwhile at HIT entertainment Headquarters…
Dave the boss was not in a good mood.
“You spent 100 million dollars (about 57,050,109.67 pounds) on one set?!!!”
“Well,” replied an intimidated minion, “We’re planning to make the most of that set.”
“We’ll even make the next full-length feature using it.”
“We’re calling it ‘Brokeback Mountain Engines’!”
“Besides, imagine the money we’ll make off the mountain engine toys!”
“Money? There’s no money in the toys! And do you know why?”
Dave popped a video into a conveniently placed VCR. The minions sat back and watched the horror that unveiled onscreen.
“Hey, kids! There’s a new show for all you train lovers! It’s ‘Danny the Diesel and his Friends’! Meet Steven the Steamer, Fergus the Farting Ferry, Carry the Caboose, and all of his other friends! Watch it every weekday on PBS! Dno’t fegort to buy all of our Dnany the Dsieel pastelys and tyos!”
“Fergus the Farting Ferry?” questioned a minion.
“This is our competition?” asked another.
“Weren’t we sued once for using subliminal messages in our commercials?”
“How can kids like this instead of Thomas?” puzzled the last minion.
“Looks like we’re about to find out,” said Dave.
Outside of the HIT entertainment building was an angry mob.
“The angry mothers are back!”
“Should we get the grenades?”
“No,” said Dave, “Let’s talk to them. Maybe they can tell us why ‘Danny’ is getting better ratings than Thomas.”
Dave and his minions boldly walked outside to greet the angry mothers.
“Thomas is inappropriate!”
“There’s too much violence!”
“There are too many big words that confuse my children!”
“The stories are boring!”
“Thomas encourages obesity!”
The mothers continued to rant and rave until Dave got out his trusty air horn. That shut them up.
“May I ask,” Dave said, “If any of you familiar with ‘Danny the Diesel’?”
“Oh, yes!”
“My kids love it!”
“Soo much better than Thomas!”
“But,” retorted Dave, “Did you know that there is a character on ‘Danny’ that farts?”
“What!?”
“Inappropiate!”
“Quick, mothers! We must go to the producers of ‘Danny the Diesel’!”
The stampede of mothers charged away.
“That could have been bad,” muttered Dave to himself.
He met with his minions inside of his layer.
“I have discovered why Thomas is losing viewers to Danny. Thomas is old fashioned. Who knows what a steam engine is? Danny the Diesel is modern, different. But that’s not what the real problem is. Thomas has too many crashes, is too boring, and has a too sophisticated and enhanced vocabulary.”
“But,” began one minion, “That’s because we did all those things that the Sodor Island Forum Members wanted us to do.”
“You mean,” said Dave, “THEIR the reason why HIT entertainment is going bankrupt!
I want you to find those 3 members and I want you to bring them here! We’re going to have a little talk.”
The three minions left the room.
“Can you believe it? Kidnapping! The boss wants us to kidnap Thomas fans!”
“You should expect stuff like this in your job- being in Children’s Television and all…”
“But isn’t this kinda low- even for our boss?”
“Nothing is ever too low for HIT entertainment."