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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2016 2:54:00 GMT
Oh I'm quite fine ThomasandMatt , thanks for the concern! Actually I eat coal and water every day; I have to so as to keep functioning. See, I'd been suffering from heart failure for quite some time, and eventually, not too long hitherto, had to have it replaced. Well I love steam engines, you understand, and for this reason I deemed it appropriate to ask for a steam-powered piston as a substitute! I do get sneered at from time to time because I'm a bit more steam engine than human now (on occasion I'm referred to as "SteamHeart") but I don't mind, I love railways and locomotives and I think it's great to have such a special and vital bond with them now. No, none of this is really true.
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Post by douglas on Apr 8, 2016 3:18:12 GMT
Someone accidentally got some of Henry's special coal again. ... Wait a minute. How does (presumably) a steam engine fit into a bar built for humans?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2016 3:35:42 GMT
Someone accidentally got some of Henry's special coal again. ... Wait a minute. How does (presumably) a steam engine fit into a bar built for humans? If you're referring to me, than I should mention that I'm still a biped and in the shape of a human. In fact you probably couldn't tell that there is anything different about me if you saw me... you could say that I'm "more than meets the eye" I guess.
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 8, 2016 12:10:03 GMT
Good one there, @thomasrocks. Now are you gonna buy a drink, or am I going to have to nearly get caught stealing some of the coal from that bunker specially marked for Henry again?
But seriously, nice reference!
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IeuTF4
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Post by IeuTF4 on Apr 13, 2016 17:07:59 GMT
A bar, eh? I'll have a can of Coke and a packet of Walkers Ready Salted Crisps please. What currency do I pay with?
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 13, 2016 19:20:25 GMT
Monopoly Money. And here's that Coke and Crisps. If you really wanted to, you could pay with real money, but I don't want to repeat the last time someone used real money.
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Post by IeuTF4 on Apr 13, 2016 20:39:54 GMT
I knew that wallet full of Monopoly money I always carry about would come in handy one day! Here's your money. Keep the change. (Sits at a table, drinks his Coke and eats his crisps)
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 13, 2016 20:57:25 GMT
Finally, someone actually paid with Monopoly money! Here's a second helping of those crisps and Coke.
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IeuTF4
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Post by IeuTF4 on Apr 13, 2016 21:05:06 GMT
Thank you. Here's a tip for your excellent service.
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Post by Culdee Fell on Apr 14, 2016 8:48:54 GMT
Now to reprogram the food replicator so only so the staff, Culdee Fell, and I can only operate it. Ah ha, I still have access! *Uses the replicator to create a packet of biscuits.*
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 14, 2016 12:18:16 GMT
Of course you still have access, now to wait for the staff to come round.
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Post by PercyFan1998 on Apr 17, 2016 0:17:26 GMT
Hey bartender, bring me a glass of sprite and a bag of pretzels if you will.
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Post by SRapi on Apr 17, 2016 16:01:56 GMT
I'd like a Flaming Homer, if you could.
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Post by IeuTF4 on Apr 17, 2016 19:05:47 GMT
I'd like a Flaming Thomas, please. And another packet of Ready Salted Crisps.
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Apr 18, 2016 21:12:40 GMT
*walks in with Mr. Blobby, a Terminator, Miss Marple and Aerosmith*
I'd like a round for my unusual group of friends please
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 18, 2016 21:35:33 GMT
Sorry everyone, I've been busy lately, anyways, your Sprite and Pretzels Percyfan1998, Flaming Homer for SRapi, and a Flaming Thomas and Ready Salted Crisps for IeuTF4. What round of drinks do your friends want lewrexgta4?
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Apr 19, 2016 6:20:09 GMT
a jello shot, John Connor's blood, a grape juice and some Flaming Moe's please
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 21, 2016 1:04:53 GMT
a jello shot, John Connor's blood, a grape juice and some Flaming Moe's please Excuse me for a moment... *Disappears for a few seconds**Reappears with cartons of Jello, a pint of blood, gape juice, and flasks of Flaming Moe's* There ya go, and as an added bonus for being late with the drinks, I'll throw in some curly fries.
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Post by IeuTF4 on Apr 21, 2016 16:21:29 GMT
a jello shot, John Connor's blood, a grape juice and some Flaming Moe's please I don't know what's more concerning. Your drink choices or the fact that this bar serves them.
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ThomasandMatt
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 21, 2016 17:14:19 GMT
a jello shot, John Connor's blood, a grape juice and some Flaming Moe's please I don't know what's more concerning. Your drink choices or the fact that this bar serves them. It must be the bartender, I mean seriously, he has the ability to serve us so many drinks and yet, the CDC or the police haven't come to shut the bar down and arrest him. It's as if he... Oh wait...
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