ThomasandMatt
Goods Engine
Proud Bartender of the SiF Bar Car
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 3, 2016 20:08:05 GMT
Alright, one 7up coming right up. *everyone stares at thomasandmatt* What? I though it was a good pun!
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douglas
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Post by douglas on Apr 4, 2016 15:29:16 GMT
hooray for dank memes
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Post by PercyFan1998 on Apr 4, 2016 17:15:00 GMT
I'm going to be simple today, just past me a Root Beer.
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ThomasandMatt
Goods Engine
Proud Bartender of the SiF Bar Car
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 5, 2016 2:28:54 GMT
One Root Beer made to order, (from the refrigerator) for you PercyFan1998. douglas, I do appreciate the meme. Very relevant indeed .
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douglas
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Post by douglas on Apr 5, 2016 18:59:14 GMT
ThomasandMatt thanks, and not to mention the many questions that follow logically from that single meme pic.
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Post by Georgemiser on Apr 5, 2016 20:01:20 GMT
Hey barkeep. Got any Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters?
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douglas
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Post by douglas on Apr 6, 2016 19:05:23 GMT
Why isn't this stickied yet?
oh, and one rum and Coke, Matt.
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ThomasandMatt
Goods Engine
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 6, 2016 19:11:45 GMT
Sorry guys, incredibly busy, but not enough to stop pouring drinks. Here are your drinks.
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douglas
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Post by douglas on Apr 6, 2016 21:27:30 GMT
But there's no rum and coke in my hand...?
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ThomasandMatt
Goods Engine
Proud Bartender of the SiF Bar Car
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 6, 2016 23:37:07 GMT
*passes rum and coke to douglas* There you go. Please enjoy! Attention SiF Bar Car attendies! Tomorrow, drinks are at half price because of my ascension to the rank of Goods Engine! Thank you for your time.
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Post by PercyFan1998 on Apr 7, 2016 3:42:12 GMT
ThomasandMatt, congratulations, I know that feeling. Let us celebrate by me ordering two lemonades, one for you, one for me.
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ThomasandMatt
Goods Engine
Proud Bartender of the SiF Bar Car
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 7, 2016 12:11:29 GMT
Thank you, PercyFan1998. Here's your lemonade. *passes lemonade to bar attendee* And here's mine. Cheers!
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douglas
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Post by douglas on Apr 7, 2016 17:36:26 GMT
Wait a minute... these drinks aren't free?! This is madness! I'll pay nothing for these virtual potables!
*hops the bar in anger*
Some "replicator" you've got here! Only four choices, including a TV show? Well, let's see if we can fix that!
*inserts $20 bill, presses button, and the entire bar stares as duplicate $20 bills come flying out at record rates*
Aha! I have found the flaw in your system! Enjoy your free money, and your drinks, everyone!
*grabs fistfuls of bills and stuffs in pocket and boots; later that week, buys a just-built, brand-new two-floor house outright as well as a brand-new Nissan Skyline*
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Post by PercyFan1998 on Apr 7, 2016 19:59:50 GMT
Thank you, PercyFan1998. Here's your lemonade. *passes lemonade to bar attendee* And here's mine. Cheers! Heres to you! *glass clink, proceeds to chug lemonade.*
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ThomasandMatt
Goods Engine
Proud Bartender of the SiF Bar Car
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 7, 2016 20:00:30 GMT
May I respectfully remind everyone that the replicator is for food only, not for counterfeit money, and I also forgot that the drinks aren't free, they are paid for in Monopoly money. How did you think I got the replicator in the first place ? {Spoiler}Now to reprogram the food replicator so only so the staff, Culdee Fell, and I can only operate it. I seriously don't want the Bureau of Engraving and Printing coming up my arse.
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douglas
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Post by douglas on Apr 7, 2016 23:52:01 GMT
May I respectfully remind everyone that the replicator is for food only, not for counterfeit money, and I also forgot that the drinks aren't free, they are paid for in Monopoly money. How did you think I got the replicator in the first place ? How many Monopoly games does management think people actually own? And you all also might see a spike in thefts of Monopoly games (which is probably easier said than done) from local department and toy stores within the next few days.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2016 0:17:58 GMT
Pass some coal and water my way.
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ThomasandMatt
Goods Engine
Proud Bartender of the SiF Bar Car
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 8, 2016 0:49:40 GMT
May I respectfully remind everyone that the replicator is for food only, not for counterfeit money, and I also forgot that the drinks aren't free, they are paid for in Monopoly money. How did you think I got the replicator in the first place ? How many Monopoly games does management think people actually own? And you all also might see a spike in thefts of Monopoly games (which is probably easier said than done) from local department and toy stores within the next few days. Hopefully, douglas, a lot. I do hope that you just take the money out of the boxes and replace it with something of comparable mass. And @thomasrocks, I don't know what you need with coal and water, but I guess I can give some of it out of the coal bunker I have out back behind Tidmouth Yards. Give me a sec... *thomasandmatt steps out, returns with lumps of coal in his arms* ...Hooboy, I nearly got caught by those workmen just then. Looks like I'll have to do better next time. Anyways, here's the not-stolen coal and water. Enjoy!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2016 2:11:05 GMT
Ah, thanks ThomasandMatt. Hmm, tasty. Yes. Oh yeeess... oh, that hits the spot. ~ dreamy eyes~
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ThomasandMatt
Goods Engine
Proud Bartender of the SiF Bar Car
Posts: 353
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Post by ThomasandMatt on Apr 8, 2016 2:28:39 GMT
Uhhh, you alright there, buddy?
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