KeeperofToast
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helon it is i team fortress two engineer from team fortress two
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Post by KeeperofToast on Jun 1, 2015 15:43:59 GMT
This was inspired by the "Change an Episode Title with One Letter" thread. Basically, we're creating titles for episodes and stories that sound similar to the original but aren't the same, like a parody. Here are some examples: Gordon's Puns Try Toad's Hands Die Duck In The Slaughter Thomas is Plain Edward Eats Trout
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Post by Sleeper Agent on Jun 3, 2015 22:38:16 GMT
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KeeperofToast
Shunting Engine
helon it is i team fortress two engineer from team fortress two
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Post by KeeperofToast on Jun 4, 2015 2:06:02 GMT
Henry and the Olaf Thomas and Gordon Ramsay Thomas and the Copyright Gallant Ale Engine Dunkin' Donuts
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Grimstock
Goods Engine
Cookin' nose gravy
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Post by Grimstock on Jun 4, 2015 20:42:59 GMT
"James and the Espresso" (In which James discovers the joys of caffeine)
"Thomas and the God" (In which Thomas gets attacked by Zeus for leaving him at the station)
"Thomas Goes Phishing" (In which Thomas steals the other engines' personal information for his own amusement)
"Thomas and Bertie's Brave Face" (In which Thomas and Bertie cover Paul McCartney songs)
"Chicken Tenders and Turntables" (In which the big engines order KFC and collect vinyl records)
"Trouble in the Bed" (Viewer discretion advised)
"Percy Takes the Sponge" (In which Percy abducts SpongeBob Squarepants)
"Better Late Than Ezra" (In which Thomas and Bertie arrive late to a Better Than Ezra concert)
"Woolly-Nilly Silly Old Bear" (The long-awaited Thomas the Tank Engine/Winnie the Pooh crossover!)
"Thomas Gets Mumps"
"Oliver Owns the Distribution Rights to Disney/Pixar's Up"
"Poop Upon Percy" (In which Triumph the Insult Comic Dog roasts Percy)
"The Fogman Cometh"
"Gordon Makes a Tumblr"
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paulgwr
Goods Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine, Doctor Who, nothing else in the world
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Post by paulgwr on Jun 7, 2015 16:47:22 GMT
Thomas' reign (Thomas becomes the dictator of Sodor)
Gordon goes Durin (Gordon becomes king under the mountain)
The MAD story of Henry (in which Henry becomes a cartoonist at MAD magazine)
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Rexeljet
Passenger Engine
Red dude with attitude
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Post by Rexeljet on Jun 15, 2015 13:09:25 GMT
-Toad's Bright-eyed Deer (Toad feeds Bambi some carrots)
-Gordon Goes Lorryin' (Gordon stows away inside a lorry trailer)
-The Thomas Weigh (Thomas decides to become a talking weight machine so that he can get away with insulting the Fat Controller)
-Duncan and the Grumpy Slazenger (Duncan is fed up because a man wearing sports gear is always moaning)
-Thomas and Gorman (Thomas guest stars on Modern Life is Goodish)
-Thomas in Truffle (Thomas visits Mr. Jolly's chocolate factory with hilarious results)
-Toad on Standby (Toad goes into power saver mode)
-Thomas, Percy and the Mole (There are molehills all over Ffarquhar and Thomas and Percy have to flatten them)
-What's the Matter with Henrietta? (Asks Toby when he's pulling Annie and Clarabel)
-Hurty Work (is what boxing can be)
-Percy's new Fiends (Alternative title for Day of the Diesels)
-Henry and the Heffalump (Henry has a nightmare)
-Duke and Ducks (Duke visits a pond)
-Thomas puts Brakes on (Thomas listens to All Night Disco Party)
-Harvey to the ResQ (Harvey plays an unreleased video game)
-Gordon Fakes a Womble (Gordon sells knockoff merchandise of a Kids' TV classic)
-Missing Hater (I've not seen TheDestroyerofTTTE for quite some time)
-Three Beers for Thomas (doesn't take much to get him drunk)
-Blue Mountain History (A documentary on the Skarloey Railway)
-Percy and the Break Dance (Percy shows off his sick moves)
-The Sleuth About Toby (Whilst everyone else is going on about Toby being scrapped, a detective decides to investigate further)
-Emily is Rubbish (or so the Awdry purists say!)
-Don't Bother Vector (He's still looking for that computer room)
-Kevin's Krunky friend (Kevin befriends the Infraggable Krunk)
-Klucking Kronko (Don't know what it means, I just like how it sounds)
-Rock 'n' Bowl (Duncan goes bowling)
-Little old Twits (a clip-show containing scenes from Series 9-12 involving Skarloey and Rheneas)
-Thomas, Percy and the Ghost Train (Thomas and Percy go to a funfair and ride the spoopy train, then a skeleton pops out)
-Distrust Thomas (If he thinks it's going to be a splendid day don't come crying to me when he crashes into a pond)
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Post by Sleeper Agent on Jul 2, 2015 17:36:45 GMT
Squish
Doc the New Engine All at Tea Very Cold Engines
Mime for Trouble
The Prying Pipper
The Dying Kipper Brock the New Engine
Crazy Lazy
Rust Thomas Bust Thomas
Emily's New Broaches Emily Craves the World
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KeeperofToast
Shunting Engine
helon it is i team fortress two engineer from team fortress two
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Post by KeeperofToast on Jul 2, 2015 18:34:16 GMT
Harold and the Dying Horse(s)- Harold joins an air raid over Equestria led by Thomas. Henry Spots Couples- Henry is traumatized when he discovers shipping. A Better Pew for Gordon- Gordon donates money to improve the church's seating. Thomas and the Trolls- Thomas's first internet experience doesn't go as well as expected. Blood, Glorious Blood- Cupcakes, anyone?
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Post by Sleeper Agent on Aug 3, 2015 11:51:06 GMT
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Aug 3, 2015 12:21:40 GMT
The Grate Discovery (The engines discover the joys of grating cheese) Skarloey Dismembers (Skarloey finds an old hockey mask and goes on a murderous rampage) Attachment Deleted Huck takes charge (Huckleberry Finn takes over the North Western Railway) Sir Topham Hatt's Dolly day (The Fat Controller plays with dolls) Sir Topham Hatt's GTA (The Fat Controller plays Grand Theft Auto) Gordon Takes a Crumble (Gordon steals an apple crumble) New ones since I posted this: Thomas and Boredom (Thomas sits in the shed for the whole episode) Edward and Boredom (Edward sits in the shed for the whole episode) Thomas the Break it Down train (When a wrestling show comes to Knapford, Thomas joins D-Generation X) Attachment DeletedOliver Owns Cups (Oliver gets into collecting cups) Thomas Goes Dishing (Thomas dishes out the dirt on the other engines) Rubble in the Shed (The fossilized remains of Barney Rubble are discovered underneath Tidmouth sheds) Crazy (The Fat Controller is taken away to a mental hospital for thinking his engines can talk) Wrong Toad (Oliver accidently takes a generic toad brakevan) Krusty to the Rescue (Krusty the Clown gets rid of Mr. Bubbles) Toad and the Sale (Toad takes up a career in realty) Tuneful Groots (Alicia Botti forms a duet with Groot) Attachment Deleted
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Diesel 11
Goods Engine
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Post by Diesel 11 on Aug 5, 2015 0:37:34 GMT
Thomas And The Late Failway Show
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Aug 5, 2015 7:58:39 GMT
Dirty Smirk (everyone is disturbed by Thomas' latest face mask) Blood, Glorious Blood (Skarloey's rampage continues) Sue Geoffrey (When Thomas blames an imaginary engine, the Fat Controller seeks legal action) A Laugh for Percy (Percy takes up a career in stand up comedy) Rheneas and the Saur (Rheneas is disappointed that he's delivering the skeleton of a small lizard) Comb at Last (The Fat Controller grows his first hair in years)
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Diesel 11
Goods Engine
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Post by Diesel 11 on Aug 5, 2015 14:43:44 GMT
Thomas Ann Gordon (Thomas changes his name)
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wildnorwester
Goods Engine
Sodor the Modern Years will return.
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Post by wildnorwester on Aug 6, 2015 22:35:06 GMT
The Flying Kipfler (in which Henry has an accident while hauling a train of potatoes, and ends up surrounded by french fries).
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Diesel 11
Goods Engine
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Post by Diesel 11 on Aug 8, 2015 14:23:48 GMT
Season 4:
1. Fan-Tough - The Mid-Sodor Railway engines stick together as their fans form an uprising so that the railway won't close. 2. Sleeping Unruly - Falcon has a nightmare. 3. Bullfrog - The bridge is out, and Falcon and Duke jump over it. 4. You Can't Sin - The manager gives Stuart a harsh warning after he tells a lie. 5. For A Little Enginez - A rapper decides to do something for Skarloey. 6. The Bad Way Of Sir Handel - Sir Handel tries to cause unrest among the engines. 7. Peter Sam And The Retirement Lady - A woman about to retire changes her mind after Peter Sam leaves her behind. 8. Nuts! - Peter Sam becomes derailed after hitting some nuts. 9. Chrome At Last - Skarloey finally updates his computer. 10. Stockin's Full - Duncan wants many Christmas presents. 11. Special Tunnel - Peter Sam is given his own tunnel in reward for helping. 12. Lean Roller - Unlike other steam rollers, this one is quite skinny, and breaks apart just because Sir Handel taps him. 13. Passengers and Tarnish - Duncan gets splattered with shoe-shine. 14. Gallant Cold Engine - Rheneas freezes overnight, while Duncan learns that it's best to be warm. 15. Rusty In New Mexico - After taking a wrong turn, Rusty finds himself face to face with an alien at Roswell. 16. Thomas Ann Stepney - Thomas yet again changes his name. 17. Train Robs Play - Stepney accidently steals money from a playwright. 18. Rolled Out - A diesel falls cab over wheels and rolls right off a cliff after bothering the engines. 19. Henry Is An Elephant - Henry accidently has plastic surgery, making him look like a certain animal. 20. Toad And Pie - Toad accidently overeats, but still wants pie!! 21. Troll's Eye - Daisy becomes and witch. 22. Thomas And The Special Feather - A magic feather gives Thomas more power. 23. Thomas Is Obcene - When Thomas can't stop cursing, the Fat Controller sends him packing. 24. Dish - Duck finds himself in a restaurant, where they think he is the special. 25. Special Corruption - Toby and Percy accidently pour acid on Bulstrode. 26. Find That Mike! - A famous singer loses her microphone.
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Aug 8, 2015 15:52:30 GMT
"Kingpin of the Railway" Crime lord Wilson Fisk (aka the Kingpin) spreads his operations to Sodor and everything soon devolves into chaos.
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Rexeljet
Passenger Engine
Red dude with attitude
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Post by Rexeljet on Aug 17, 2015 20:46:03 GMT
Inspired by Diesel 11, I thought I'd give an entire season this treatment- in this case, Series 1. -Thomas and Golden: The showdown of the century ensues when Thomas comes face to face with the ERTL gold Thomas. -Head Ward and Gordon: Gordon cracks his head after crashing into a wall, and ends up in a hospital ward. -The Mad Tory of Henbury: Charlotte Leslie goes mental. -Ed Wood, Gordon and Henry: Gordon and Henry are forced volunteer to star in an awful sci-fi film. -Thomas' Crane: Thomas gets a crane attachment so that he can rescue himself when he crashes. -Thomas and the Tracks: Thomas puffs along some tracks. The end. -Thomas and the Lake Drown Train: Thomas pushes some fully loaded coaches into a lake intentionally-James and the Couches: James decides to laze about on some sofas all day. -Trouble Some Trucks: Go on! go and irritate and frighten those trucks! -James and the Undressed: James is never the same again after he passes Tidmouth Nudist Beach! -Thomas and the Charred: Thomas passes some trucks that have been destroyed in a fire. -Thomas goes Dissing: Thomas insults all the other engines. -Thomas, Terence and the Show: Thomas and Terence visit the theatre. -Thomas and Birdie: Thomas gets one under par when playing golf. Not bad for an engine! -Vendors and Spurned Labels: people reject a salesman's products due to insanely high price tags. -Double in the Shed: Bill and Ben are in the shed. -Percy Comes to Pay: Percy approaches the till in a restaurant. -Troll: Henry decides to live a new life under a bridge. -The Flying Slipper: Harold gets whacked by one of these when he's naughty. -Bissells and Wheezes: due to leaky valves, an LNWR Dock Tank starts making wheezing noises. -Toby and the Snoutface Gentleman: The Fat Controller is drawn by Fred Gallagher. -Thomas in Hubble: Thomas stows away inside a space telescope. -Thirsty Objects: Toby and Henrietta are dehydrated. -Off to Wales: Gordon is off on Holiday. -Down the Wine: drink it quick. -Thomas' Missed Crisp Party: Thomas doesn't arrive at the Christmas Party at the Golden Wonder factory in time.
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Diesel 11
Goods Engine
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Post by Diesel 11 on Aug 18, 2015 16:40:00 GMT
A very good job! Here's my take on Season 1:
1. Thomas Ann Gordon - In which Thomas changes his name. 2. Edward Ann Gordon - In which EDWARD changes his name. 3. The Bad Lorry of Awdry - The Reverend has created an evil lorry. 4. Edward Gordon Ann Henry - In which Edward changes his name... again. 5. Thomas' Slain - Thomas becomes a serial killer. 6. Thomas and the Cracks - Thomas has gotten cracks from his serial-killing rampages, and kills everyone who tries to fix him. 7. Thomas and the Broken-Down Crane - Thomas is about to destroy an old crane, but hits his head on it, and becomes a good little engine again. 8. Jaymz and the Coachez - James becomes Jaymz, a hip-hop star and leader of the band, Jaymz and the Coachez. 9. Grumble-some Trucks - The trucks don't like hip-hop, and want to pay Jaymz out. 10. Jaymz and the Express - After Jaymz pulls the express, the passengers complain about the music, and STH cracks down on him. 11. Thomas and the Ward - Thomas disturbs the wildlife. 12. Thomas Goes Missing - Title says it all. 13. Thomas Terence Ann Shnow - Thomas changes his name... again. 14. Thomas Ann Bertie - Thomas changes his name... again! 15. Menders and Birdtables - People mend the bird's tables. 16. Rubble Of The Shed - The shed collapses. 17. Percy Hums Away - Turns out, humming is worse than hip-hopping. 18. Foal - In which a horse is born. 19. The Crying Tipper - Tom destroys his van. 20. Kisses and Diesels - Gordon falls in love with Pip and Emma. 21. Toby and the Krout-faced Gen'leman - Toby is needed for Gordon and Philippa's wedding, and is someone by the restaurant owner. 22. Thomas In Rubble - After disturbing the wedding, Thomas is shunted to the scrapyard. 23. Nerdy Objects - Toby is a nerd, and so is James. 24. Off To Wales (sorry for using the same title) - Gordon and Pip and Emma go on their honeymoon. 25. Down On Crime - Criminals get more than they bargained for. 26. Thomas Ann's Christmas Party - Gordon and Philippa come home in time for Christmas.
I might turn these into REAL stories, so stand by.
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Post by Sleeper Agent on Aug 18, 2015 18:21:51 GMT
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paulgwr
Goods Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine, Doctor Who, nothing else in the world
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Post by paulgwr on Aug 20, 2015 22:28:27 GMT
Thomas' plane: Thomas Flies Southwest to Hawaii, hijinks ensue.
Toby's smiterope: Toby takes over from God for the day (IE Bruce Almighty) and goes mad with power.
Rome at last: the skarloey Railway starts a new roman empire.
Percy's sucky day: pretty much the opposite of the episode this rhyme is based on.
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