railsimrocks
Shunting Engine
SiF's resident formally longhaired metalhead
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Post by railsimrocks on Aug 28, 2012 16:17:16 GMT
Rules are simple enough; posters can only use one sentence per post, but all speech has to be a lyric to a song. It doesn't matter what song it is, nor does it matter who wrote the song, just as long as it's a song lyric.
Let me start:
The butcher came out of his shop to close up for the night and said: "It's been a hard day's night."
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Post by Charlie on Aug 28, 2012 16:51:05 GMT
He took the midnight train, going anywheeeeeeeeeerre...
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Post by Georgemiser on Aug 28, 2012 16:57:55 GMT
But his trousers got ''torn on the platform.''
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railsimrocks
Shunting Engine
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Post by railsimrocks on Aug 29, 2012 1:59:39 GMT
The butcher was devastated by this and said: "How could this happen to me?"
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Post by ShiningTime95 on Aug 29, 2012 4:20:15 GMT
As the next train zoomed by, the butcher, with his torn trousers stuck in the platform, held on and said, "Even though I'll never know what's up ahead, I'm never letting go; I'm never letting go!"
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Post by Georgemiser on Aug 29, 2012 9:14:13 GMT
The conductor saw that he had not ticket, and ran after the train telling the butcher to stop. But he said ''F you, I won't do what you tell me!''
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Post by gallopingsausage on Aug 29, 2012 12:39:46 GMT
The Stationmaster at the next stop. who anticipated the thief's arrival said "Hear that train a comin' down that track!"
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railsimrocks
Shunting Engine
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Post by railsimrocks on Aug 29, 2012 21:32:12 GMT
The train was coming along line and was approaching the station, the engine at the train said: "Look at me, I'm a train on a track."
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Post by Georgemiser on Aug 29, 2012 22:35:16 GMT
The police then grabbed the man from the train and threatened to taser him. The butcher said ''Do you really want to hurt me?''
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Post by Halfbaked8 on Sept 10, 2012 17:29:22 GMT
The head policeman readied the taser and said: "You know the rules. And so do I!"
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Post by Georgemiser on Sept 13, 2012 21:32:51 GMT
After a hour of tasering, the depressed Butcher walked home to his wife saying ''I'm going home, to the place where i belong.''
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