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Post by Little Engine on Dec 30, 2009 14:38:11 GMT
Unfortunately, the over protective parents want your head for making them cry
Fortunately, I am not psychotic!
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Post by TheGreenB12 on Mar 31, 2010 0:24:09 GMT
Unfortunately, you were proven more Pyscho than Norman Bates Fortunately, I found out I have an Edward with a gray footplate.
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Post by Aidan on Jun 17, 2010 18:00:28 GMT
Unfortunately, it can't couple to anything.
Fortunately, it's a nice day outside.
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Post by purplepalooza on Jun 17, 2010 18:21:07 GMT
Unfortunately, a Tiger escaped from the Zoo and eat you alive the moment you set foot outside your house.
Fortunately, I'm going to buy an IPhone tomorrow.
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Post by Trainmaster64 on Jun 17, 2010 22:59:59 GMT
Unfortunately, they are worthless knockoffs, disintegrating the second you try to make a call.
Fortunately, I am going to university in the fall.
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PC Stratford
Passenger Engine
I'm a walking television show. I can't get away from it.
Posts: 755
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Post by PC Stratford on Jun 17, 2010 23:01:14 GMT
Unfortunately, so am I!
Fortunately, I am going to University!
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Revolver
Passenger Engine
Unhappy moth is unhappy.
Posts: 516
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Post by Revolver on Jun 18, 2010 3:18:27 GMT
Unfortunately, it was a practical joke and they will reject you when you get there.
Fortunately, I found some cake.
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Post by blopesthebee on Jun 18, 2010 3:32:46 GMT
Unfortunately, I already licked that piece.
Fortunately, my fish are still alive.
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Post by nefarioustropy on Jun 18, 2010 4:09:17 GMT
Unfortunately, so is the fish that tried to eat it.
Fortunately, my scanner works.
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Post by Devious Diesel on Jun 18, 2010 8:10:42 GMT
Unfortunately, it now tries to eat you.
Fortunately, I'm going to the zoo tomorrow.
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Jun 18, 2010 17:59:16 GMT
Unfortunately they've implemented a new "get closer to nature" scheme and removed all the railings.
Fortunately, the tri-annual North of England Paperclip Collector's Symposium begins tomorrow, and you've got tickets!
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Post by Georgemiser on Jun 18, 2010 21:45:45 GMT
Unfortunately, we've got tickets. And electro-shock collars. Fortunately, The Miz is awesome!
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Post by blopesthebee on Jun 29, 2010 3:36:08 GMT
Unfortunately, The Wiz isn't! (Well, it was alright)
Fortunately, I have a new avvie/sig combo.
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Proteus
Passenger Engine
Not everything needs a concrete answer.
Posts: 630
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Post by Proteus on Jun 29, 2010 4:29:27 GMT
Unfortunately, they're plotting against one another.
Fortunately, my cold has cleared up.
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Post by Devious Diesel on Jun 29, 2010 17:25:45 GMT
Unfortunately, you now have cholera. And influenza. And leprosy. AND tuberculosis.
Fortunately, I am a qualified doctor. ^^
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Thomasfan
Passenger Engine
Ex-ter-mi-nate!
Posts: 571
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Post by Thomasfan on Jun 29, 2010 17:53:31 GMT
Unfortunately, you are a qualified witch doctor.
Fortunately, an ambulance is on the way.
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Revolver
Passenger Engine
Unhappy moth is unhappy.
Posts: 516
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Post by Revolver on Jun 29, 2010 20:30:22 GMT
Unfortunately, it makes several wrong turns.
Fortunately, I have perfected the art of breaking boards.
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Jul 1, 2010 15:22:52 GMT
Unfortunately, your family believe breaking boards is for wimps. Real men, you've been told, break steel girders. Lessons start tomorrow.
Fortunately, I'm teaching Sino-Hungarian Literature in the room next door.
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Assassin
Branch Line Engine
Posts: 1,255
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Post by Assassin on Jul 1, 2010 17:54:57 GMT
Unfortunately the students already know all forms of Sino-Hungarian Literature.
Fortunately I have bacon.
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tom628
Goods Engine
[F4:@hackattackimer]
Posts: 425
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Post by tom628 on Jul 8, 2010 17:35:27 GMT
unfortunately, the fat from the bacon clogs your arteries.
fortunately, ive perfected my front flip
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