Little Engine
Goods Engine
"But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.""
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Post by Little Engine on Nov 25, 2009 3:42:50 GMT
Unfortunately... ah... erm... oh dear, it really is hard to think of anything unfortunate about that. Ah, unfortunately, you don't get to learn new things every day. And learning is fun, isn't it, dear children? Fortunately, I'm making tea.
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Post by TheGreenB12 on Nov 28, 2009 19:41:49 GMT
[glow=lime,2,300]Unfortunately,the tea you made is 1000 degrees Fahrenheit.
Fortunately,I fixed a time machine and went back to see Alfred Hitchcock.[/glow]
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Warrior
Passenger Engine
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Post by Warrior on Nov 28, 2009 20:57:57 GMT
Unfortunately, he was busy.
Fortunately, I'm not.
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Post by TheGreenB12 on Nov 28, 2009 23:25:05 GMT
[glow=orange,2,300]Unfortunately,you had to paint the side of the house a new color
Fortunately,Alfred Hitchcock cleared his schedule to see me ;D[/glow]
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Dec 1, 2009 15:49:04 GMT
Unfortunately, it was the wrong Alfred Hitchcock. This fellow was a rather boring bank manager from Huddersfield with no interest in the cinema at all.
Fortunately, he was extremely incompetent and gave you £50,000 in cash for no readily apparent reason.
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Thomasfan
Passenger Engine
Ex-ter-mi-nate!
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Post by Thomasfan on Dec 1, 2009 16:43:36 GMT
Unfortunately, it was all counterfeit.
Fortunately, the police only held you in jail till they caught Alfred. A total time of three days.
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Post by Father Austin Purcell on Dec 1, 2009 19:02:07 GMT
Unfortunately, in those three days the nation has descended into a very bloody civil war over the price of kippers.
Fortunately, you've joined the winning side.
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Post by Georgemiser on Dec 1, 2009 19:29:33 GMT
Unfortunately,the human race is wiped out.
Fortunately,fish become the dominant species and become as sentient as humans.
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Post by Trainmaster64 on Dec 29, 2009 0:02:21 GMT
Unfortunately, the fish all died due to global warming.
Fortunately, my new Hummer H2 was insured against Greenpeace.
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Post by Ajani on Dec 29, 2009 2:21:58 GMT
Unfortunately your insurance went into bankruptcy and can't pay for repairs.
Fortunately the end of a horrid decade is near.
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Post by Evening Star on Dec 29, 2009 3:41:35 GMT
Unfortunately right after that we're purportedly going to be wiped off the face of the universe.
Fortunately, the branch didn't damage my house.
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douglas
Main Line Engine
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Post by douglas on Dec 29, 2009 4:23:33 GMT
Unfortunately, it kicked your dog.
Fortunately, I won the lottery!
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Post by Evening Star on Dec 29, 2009 6:53:30 GMT
Unfortunately, so did everyone else. You win three cents!
Fortunately, even microwaved, soft pretzels are delicious.
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Post by 01Salty on Dec 29, 2009 13:28:59 GMT
Unfortunately, they're also radioactive.
Fortunately, I got money for Christmas.
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Proteus
Passenger Engine
Not everything needs a concrete answer.
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Post by Proteus on Dec 29, 2009 18:53:03 GMT
Unfortunately, it's Ben Stein's money and you gotta win it.
Fortunately, I've just finished building a Lego steam engine.
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Post by Evening Star on Dec 29, 2009 19:48:37 GMT
Unfortunately it's three centimeters tall and you just stepped on it!
Fortunately my cousins aren't as insane as usual.
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Tayhan
Passenger Engine
Nothing but blue skies and clear tracks, and a good head of steam.
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Post by Tayhan on Dec 29, 2009 20:12:23 GMT
Unfortunately they're more insane than usual.
Forunately I have a beard.
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Post by Little Engine on Dec 29, 2009 20:51:02 GMT
Unfortunately, I shaved it off
Fortunately, Bannanas are a great source of Potasium!
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Post by Evening Star on Dec 30, 2009 2:16:44 GMT
Unfortunately they're all EVIL!
Fortunately that car didn't hit me.
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douglas
Main Line Engine
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Post by douglas on Dec 30, 2009 4:51:59 GMT
Unfortunately it hit a small bunny, making hundreds of children burst into tears simultaneously around the world.
Fortunately, I am in good spirits.
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