Revolver
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Post by Revolver on Nov 24, 2008 19:59:09 GMT
But I think I saw Bowser snooping around here....
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Post by Assassin on Nov 24, 2008 20:11:38 GMT
GWA HA HA!! You're not crazy shortie! I, the greatest most nasty villain who ever lived, the great Bowser have come to this board! What are you going to do about it huh? Call those two plumb-dumb Mario Brothers?!
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Revolver
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Post by Revolver on Nov 24, 2008 20:15:02 GMT
No, I'm gonna call "Him".
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Post by Assassin on Nov 24, 2008 20:24:28 GMT
HAH! And who might that be? Due to my IQ of 9800, I know I made an error by starting that sentence with "And". But I'm king! I can do what I want!
EDIT: Oh Boshi eh? If memory serves that Green loser Yoshi beat you in a footrace!
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Revolver
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Post by Revolver on Nov 24, 2008 20:29:21 GMT
Me? I'm the king of Yoshi's, the baddest one there is, remember that.
Edit: You got it all wrong, they fattened me up with cookies, bunch of cheaters!
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Nov 24, 2008 23:08:50 GMT
*bumps Jim off chair*
Alright, what's going on, here?
*Checks above*
Nastiest Villain? Hm. Lemme see, Instead of waging war on an entire solar system, or killing your own brother in a coup and forcing his son into hiding, or telling lies so you can get rid of an annoying Westerner, you kidnap a princess and get your tail kicked by a plumber.
Obviously, this chick has some pretty crappy security.
Nice golf cart, though. I know Jim'd like one like that.
JIM: *on floor* I would....
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Warrior
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Post by Warrior on Nov 25, 2008 1:41:02 GMT
Luigi: EH? What thuh?
Mario: Bowser! Here to get a good tail-kicking?
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Richard
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Post by Richard on Nov 25, 2008 1:51:56 GMT
Great, just what we need. I don't see why you go on Bowser, you know you'll be defeated by Mario eventually...
Oh, and Boshi, you were only in like one game so don't worry.
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Post by Assassin on Nov 25, 2008 2:47:33 GMT
*bumps Jim off chair* Alright, what's going on, here? *Checks above* Nastiest Villain? Hm. Lemme see, Instead of waging war on an entire solar system, or killing your own brother in a coup and forcing his son into hiding, or telling lies so you can get rid of an annoying Westerner, you kidnap a princess and get your tail kicked by a plumber. Obviously, this chick has some pretty crappy security. Nice golf cart, though. I know Jim'd like one like that. JIM: *on floor* I would.... ] HUARGH!! YOU MANGY PATHETIC WOODLAND FUZZBALL!! Now you've mademe mad! I may always lose to Mario, but that's because of an inconveniently placed axe, or breakable bricks below me, or bombs near the arena! Not because of me! Nevertheless, you will all pay! *Snaps fingers, the Doomship flies onto the scene* *Insert Mario Bros. 3 airship music here* Now, take this! *Begins Bob-omb and Bullet Bill firing sequence*
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Post by trainzfan on Nov 25, 2008 11:13:37 GMT
Lost your powerup just before facing the Hammer Bros? Lost your last life to a baseball thrown by one of those Chargin' Chucks? Suffered a Goomba-related Game Over?
Then you need trainzfan's power-up emporium! We've got fire-flowers, suits, cape feathers, stars, and all kinds of mushroom, at no more than 5 coins! Come to trainzfan's power-up emporium, just for Italian plumbers and Green Dinosaurs with names beginning with "Y"!
Company Policy: Entry prohibited to Turtles, Hammer Bros, Chargin' Chucks, Cloud Riders, Walking Mushrooms and Giant Green Villains.
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Nov 25, 2008 15:50:34 GMT
HUARGH!! YOU MANGY PATHETIC WOODLAND FUZZBALL!! Now you've mademe mad! I may always lose to Mario, but that's because of an inconveniently placed axe, or breakable bricks below me, or bombs near the arena! Not because of me! Nevertheless, you will all pay! *Snaps fingers, the Doomship flies onto the scene* *Insert Mario Bros. 3 airship music here* Now, take this! *Begins Bob-omb and Bullet Bill firing sequence* *Rolls hard right, firing plasma cannons and detonating any coming directly ahead.* Ah, Capital ship combat. Slowest projectiles I've ever seen, though. Seriously. *dodges one* I've seen fighters faster than those. In fact... *Performs Split-S, loses a trailing Bullet Bill EASILY.* Yeah, I feel like time is slowing down. *Immelman turn, back towards ship from it's six* Let's see Lock onto bridge...and....fire. *fires B-Bomb on auto-detonate.*
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Assassin
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Post by Assassin on Nov 25, 2008 16:01:23 GMT
*Dives out of exploding ship*
THAT. IS. IT!!! PLAYTIME IS OVER STAR FOX!!
BOWSER CRUSH!!
*Snaps fingers, a giant Mechakoopa comes rampaging across the area*
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Warrior
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Post by Warrior on Nov 25, 2008 16:34:38 GMT
Mario: Kame Hame Hame HOO!!!
Luigi: How can you do that?
Mario: Ever watched Super Mario Bros Z?
Mario Haudoken/Fireballs at the Mecha koopa
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Post by Assassin on Nov 25, 2008 18:44:32 GMT
Bwa ha ha! Mario you idiot! That Mario Bros. Z thing isn't truly canon with our world! I mean seriously. Why gang up with a spiny blue pipsqueak anyway. In short, your attack has no effect! Bwa ha ha ha! Now Mechakoopa! Go and crush those two plumbers!!
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Revolver
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Post by Revolver on Nov 25, 2008 19:59:55 GMT
*Flies in and opens COM link* Woah, I just found this blue guy sittin' in front of a computer, knocked him out, and know Fox is gettin' attacked? Don't worry bud, I'll take care of this lizard!
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Jim Prower
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Post by Jim Prower on Nov 25, 2008 20:51:44 GMT
*Checks shields* Thanks bud. I'm gonna pull out a for a bit and let the shields recharge.
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Revolver
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Post by Revolver on Nov 25, 2008 20:57:07 GMT
*Opens wings and double laser's* Allright Bowser, stop hidin' and be a man!
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Post by Assassin on Nov 25, 2008 21:02:09 GMT
*Flies in on Clown Copter*
I'm right here! Alright bird, do you want to be fried or crushed? Or better yet...Both!!
*Teleports behind Falco, then blows fire and swings claws*
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Revolver
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Post by Revolver on Nov 25, 2008 21:19:36 GMT
Lemme introduce you to my friend, the Immelmann turn!
*Fires lasers as he comes out of the roll*
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Post by Assassin on Nov 25, 2008 21:24:53 GMT
*Dodges laser with Whirling Fortress*
Alright. Let's see you deal with this!
CRUSHER!!
*Huge jagged rock comes up from the ground under Falco*
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