Assassin
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Post by Assassin on Nov 1, 2008 3:37:43 GMT
I would like to award these medals of valor to myself, and anyone else who helped defeat those wretched undead. Wear them with pride. *Salutes*
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Revolver
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Unhappy moth is unhappy.
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Post by Revolver on Nov 1, 2008 3:44:12 GMT
All right (puts it on), I hope we don't get discharged for destruction of property.
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Proteus
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Not everything needs a concrete answer.
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Post by Proteus on Nov 1, 2008 3:56:47 GMT
I'd like to comend everyone for their efforts, I'd like to thank eveyone I bit and everyone who got bitten by everyone I bit for being cool about it and I'd like to appologize for causing the SiF Zombie Invasion. But I'm not going to, so f**k you. Yeah. After being cured, zombies appearently don't feel remorse. My only regret really is compelling Jim Prower to want to shoot himself and now I'm obligated to find a way to bring him back from the dead.
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Post by Knuckles on Nov 1, 2008 4:29:19 GMT
Did anyone find my gifted items of use?
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Jim Prower
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Now as Sir Handel!
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Post by Jim Prower on Nov 1, 2008 12:38:03 GMT
Don't worry about it. Buddy of mine had a sample of DNA to clone me. So, I'm back to life, even though I now am infused with Molecular Nanotech.
And it was MY conscious decision to shoot myself, not yours. Put your sorrys in a sack, mister.
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Falcon
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Post by Falcon on Nov 1, 2008 13:31:46 GMT
Buddy of mine had a sample of DNA to clone me. You can thank Mutran for that Jim, i am glad to help to rid of the zombies (puts medal on) Congrats to all *Salutes*
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Post by Georgemiser on Nov 1, 2008 13:37:47 GMT
i didnt do alot,but i still fought.
(puts medal on)
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Revolver
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Post by Revolver on Nov 1, 2008 13:52:39 GMT
Hmm, this makes me wonder what's the next evil army that's coming to threaten the peace here at SiF.
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Post by themontevideostar on Nov 1, 2008 14:25:43 GMT
I'll decide that when my post count reaches 60. Anyways, I'd like to thank Assassin, Arlesdale, FlyingScotsman, Percy the Deserter, General Raimundo de la Fuente Martinez, Alan Alda, Valero, the cities of San Antonio, Schertz, Segiun, Cibolo, Selma, Leon Valley, Universal City, New Braunfels, St. Hedwig, San Marcos, Austin, Laredo, Nuevo Laredo, Corpus Christi, Rockport, Port Aransas, everyone else who fought alongside me who I forgot to mention, and probably Jesus, who I probably greatly saddened with my terrible pop culture references. Also, *wears the medal*
*gun-click* And I'd also like to remind everybody UNDER MY OWN FREE WILL that the Mexican Army and the Mexican Air Force are both great places to be! It doesn't matter if you live in Europe and have never been there, if you value the safety of Mexico, enlist today. Otherwise, you're unpatriotic and probably both communist and National Action Party! *gun-click*
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Post by driveus on Nov 1, 2008 14:48:46 GMT
My hangover is still driving me mad, and I'm a doctor!
This is the second time an invasion had occured in the Beer Garden, whatever it is hopefully the lessons from our Zombie and Dr. Doom experiences can aid us. Or make things worse....
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Post by themontevideostar on Nov 1, 2008 15:29:37 GMT
And as a reward for all of you guys for your bravery and letting us win: explanation time!
SWAT tank: An APC with a water cannon used for riot control.
APC: Like a tank, but less explosions and more transportation.
Schertz/Selma/Cibolo/Leon Valley/Universal City: Cities in the San Antonio metropolitan area.
San Antonio: Large Texas City.
New Braunfels/San Marcos: Cities between San Antonio and Austin.
Austin: Capital of Texas, about 1 hour from San Antonio.
Port Aransas/Corpus Christi/Rockport: Cities on the Gulf of Mexico.
Gulf of Mexico: Large gulf, Texas's only source of ocean.
Port of Long Beach: Port in Long Beach, California.
California: Listen to at least one Red Hot Chili Peppers song, will ya?!
Laredo: Texas city that borders with Mexico.
Nuevo Laredo: Spanish for "New Laredo", Mexican border city.
Hi-rail truck: Truck outfitted with train wheels, popular with MOW operations.
MOW: Look it up.
Soriana: Mexican H-E-B.
H-E-B: Texan Tesco, except larger and presumably better.
Valero: Texan Spar?
Xiuhcoatl: FX-05 Xuihcoatl (Nuahtl for "fire serpent"), Mexican assault rifle.
M*A*S*H: TV show about the Korean War, 1972-1983.
That depressing song I kept singing: "Suicide Is Painless", M*A*S*H theme song.
Hawkeye: Character in M*A*S*H.
Alan Alda: Played Hawkeye.
I think that might be it.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2008 16:35:15 GMT
Puts his medal on.
Look at that! What a beauty.
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Warrior
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Post by Warrior on Nov 1, 2008 16:43:43 GMT
OOH..
Shiny!
(Snatches medal.)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2008 16:53:46 GMT
Phew! Thank goodness I've just found out that medal is only given to deserters!
(Medal explodes in background)
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Post by Casey Jones on Nov 4, 2008 21:18:59 GMT
The News Reel Company of SiF Ville wishes congratulate those brave souls who have risked their lives in the Great Zombie Invasion of '08.
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Nov 10, 2008 20:40:14 GMT
I do have a slight craving for brains still (turns out immunisation actually causes zombification, who'd'a thunk it?), but I've been snacking on Fred Phelps. Weirdly, it doesn't seem to be impairing his functionality in any way.
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Phobi
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Post by Phobi on Nov 11, 2008 18:10:33 GMT
you should give me a medal. I escaped and got others to fight. *takes a handful of medals and runs away before any of you SLOWPOKES can get to me*
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Assassin
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Post by Assassin on Nov 11, 2008 18:15:18 GMT
OH NO YOU DON"T!!
PSI TELEPORT!!
*Runs after Phobixlikesxjames at supersonic speed*
Give those back! You didn't do anything to fight off the zombies.
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Post by StarTodd on Nov 11, 2008 18:44:36 GMT
**takes his medal* *dons his new reflective-blue Proto-style visors*
My work here is done.
My paw is a smoking gun.
Adios...
*he walks away cooly into the sunset, even as the Credits play for this whole SIF-zombie adventure - the end credits from the epic Mega Man 2. *
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Post by FlyingScotsman on Nov 14, 2008 21:17:44 GMT
SiFox! You dropped your wallet! Hello? You dropped your...
Oh well, finders keepers.
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