Davey
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Post by Davey on Apr 15, 2008 9:46:02 GMT
He was feeling suicidal.
Who was the real Slim Shady?
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Post by Kyle on Apr 15, 2008 9:57:33 GMT
Some little dude who's very upset that Eminem stole his name
Where did the stuff for the Big Bang come from?
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Post by OJ on Apr 15, 2008 10:31:04 GMT
From the big bang shop
Why can't dogs talk?
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Post by trainzfan on Apr 15, 2008 11:46:06 GMT
They can. Watch Family Guy.
Why aren't Chelsea playing well any more?
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Davey
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Post by Davey on Apr 15, 2008 11:58:11 GMT
Because all the players were so gutted that they didn't sign Marlon King, so it effected team morale, and hence has made them lose form.
Why does it always rain on me?
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PC Stratford
Passenger Engine
I'm a walking television show. I can't get away from it.
Posts: 755
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Post by PC Stratford on Apr 15, 2008 12:02:00 GMT
Because you lied when you were seventeen (Oh wait, that's the age you are now!) Why is John McEnroe always angry?
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Post by Kyle on Apr 15, 2008 12:54:46 GMT
Because his bed only has one side to wake up on: the wrong side!
Do you want to come to the pants party?
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BluePioneer
Passenger Engine
As seen on Modellers Corner
Posts: 732
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Post by BluePioneer on Apr 16, 2008 13:33:31 GMT
No
Which is better Tescos or Woolworths?
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Post by OJ on Apr 16, 2008 15:50:28 GMT
Asda
Is PT Boomer going to appear in series 12?
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Oliver Cromwell
Shunting Engine
Yup, OC is back! I'll change my pic when I can be bothered!
Posts: 94
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Post by Oliver Cromwell on Apr 16, 2008 22:13:03 GMT
Are you kidding? He's NARRATING them untill season 23!
Why do I rarely see snow at winter?
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Post by driveus on Apr 17, 2008 8:19:56 GMT
Because you can see them in fall.
What is 2+2?
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Post by trainzfan on Apr 17, 2008 9:16:57 GMT
4
Why do the MPAA put those godawful piracy ads on legitimate DVDs?
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Sodor18
Branch Line Engine
Always ready to lend a helping arm
Posts: 1,279
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Post by Sodor18 on Apr 18, 2008 2:02:56 GMT
To annoy the public.
How long is it going to be until I find a girlfriend?
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Post by shanedooiney on Apr 18, 2008 3:44:59 GMT
50 years, my friend. 50 years.
Why is there an ocean?
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Post by 01Salty on Apr 18, 2008 7:09:40 GMT
Because the fish didn't want to be homeless.
What is heavier, a ton of gold or a ton of feathers?
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Post by trainzfan on Apr 18, 2008 9:16:01 GMT
Gold.
Why are all your base belong to us?
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TurboJ
Passenger Engine
Get Corrected
Posts: 543
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Post by TurboJ on Apr 18, 2008 9:49:23 GMT
Because you are on the way to destruction.
Why did the lobster blush?
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Sodor18
Branch Line Engine
Always ready to lend a helping arm
Posts: 1,279
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Post by Sodor18 on Apr 18, 2008 13:27:14 GMT
Because the sea weed.
What does T.A.R.D.I.S stand for?
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Nanaki
Main Line Engine
Just wolfing around.
Posts: 1,515
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Post by Nanaki on Apr 18, 2008 13:40:57 GMT
Thomas and Rheneas don't imagine seriousness.
How do I shoot web?
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Davey
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Post by Davey on Apr 18, 2008 15:39:39 GMT
Get an air rifle. Turn on your computer, open internet explorer, and FIRE!!!
What's the time?
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