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Post by Larger Seagullane on May 17, 2018 4:46:24 GMT
*Rolls eyes* Barbarians, the lot of you... *Gives Lord Pacer Commander what he wants and peacefully takes the throne*
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Post by Darkknight55 on Jul 20, 2019 22:43:47 GMT
I start quoting The Logging Locos and Larger Seagullane runs off screaming while I say "That's right" like a madman.
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Post by SingleSegmentsOfSpeech on Sept 15, 2019 5:47:28 GMT
Did you think I was gone? Oh, ho, ho, fools! You can't keep a true king down.
I've convinced everyone that my soon-to-be predecessor truly is a madman and thus he is peacefully* removed as king, leaving me to take over once again
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Loganthe9F51
Goods Engine
Hiro is the best CGI character, and you can’t change my mind.
Posts: 204
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Post by Loganthe9F51 on May 6, 2021 17:06:07 GMT
I dutifully point out that your display name looks stupid, and take the throne.
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Post by PercyFan1998 on May 7, 2021 7:52:19 GMT
Wow! Look at all these cobwebs and dust clouds and...oh.
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on May 8, 2021 15:47:24 GMT
Oh... *PercyFan1998 tumbles off the Hill himself*.
Oh Indeed, but thanks for clearing the cobwebs upon my throne though.
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Post by Mr. Morris - flyingtardis on May 28, 2022 21:12:16 GMT
oh heck, no-one is looking, time to punt you off the hill and set my defences back up, daleks everywhere, aswell as adding a labyrinth around the throne. no way in or out, so beforehand i also set up a settlement to make food and to top off the defences i set the hill in a random second out f sync with the rest of the universe, of which only i know which one it is and finally take my rightful place as king of the hill
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ThomasandMatt
Goods Engine
Proud Bartender of the SiF Bar Car
Posts: 353
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Post by ThomasandMatt on May 29, 2022 12:52:09 GMT
Using my knowledge of temporal mechanics, I bring your universe back into our phase. As for the labyrinth, I simply transport to the throne, as you failed to take into account about setting up a shield around the throne.
As I take my seat on the throne, the Daleks surrender to my rule, thus negating your defenses, and taking control of the settlement.
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Post by thomasfandomfan on May 31, 2022 5:41:02 GMT
I simply punt ThomasandMatt off the hill, build a big castle (with a shield to stop anyone from transporting into the throne), and make myself a full army. The throne is now mine.
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Post by Mr. Morris - flyingtardis on Jun 7, 2022 0:04:46 GMT
i wake up from an unconcious state inside the presumably one way shield, fiddle with the controls to allow a remote control Type 40 to whisk you away, no idea where or when, i then reset the controls, deadlock seal them, set yet another out of sync random second shift, deadlock said shift, and finally, to top it all off, i sit upon the throne with a big ol bowl of custard by ambrosia #NotSpon and await the next atttack
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Post by 89LittleWestern1011 on Jun 10, 2022 22:09:49 GMT
I taunt you off the throne by promising rare items, then trip you causing you to tumble down the hill
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Post by Mr. Morris - flyingtardis on Jun 11, 2022 4:16:26 GMT
you fool, you just revealed your own plan, i will never be tempted to leave my throne, NEVER! you can't make me, i have a backup plan
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Post by thomasfandomfan on Sept 1, 2022 18:40:19 GMT
I use a nuke that somehow doesn’t destroy the hill, then take my spot.
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Post by Larger Seagullane on Dec 26, 2022 7:10:03 GMT
Guess who’s back?
In the past 11 years, I’ve had to escape the jaws of an even larger seagullane, save Flying Tardis from being erased from time, utilize a bass cannon (man, I’m getting old), survive nuclear explosions, rescue people from rooms of non-existence (10 years ago, that one was), suffer with the Teletubbies, defy space directives, resist the Dining Club (now THERE’S a blast from SIF’s past), fight a robot sphinx, and destroy a star ship.
Do you really think an Apache helicopter is going to stop me even after I’ve taken this hill against all of those aforementioned odds? I’m the definitive Larger Seagullane! Let me show you peasants how it’s done.
Using rockets based on technology I stole from SpaceX (fairly easy given their CEO seems occupied somehow turning a dumpster fire app into an even bigger dumpster fire), I shoot down the Apache. I then fashion a way of turning social media anger into fuel, which enables me to create and power an eternally lasting spherical force field around the entire hill.
(Listen, someone back in 2013 on this thread literally used a Boris Johnson cannon to launch him into Parliament. I’m sure my nod to a current celebrity will age just as well. Your frustration only makes my force field stronger!!!)
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Two Red Engines
Goods Engine
Childcare worker, published author, and all round awesome!
Posts: 493
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Post by Two Red Engines on Jan 1, 2023 17:18:54 GMT
Well, I managed to convince the entire Dalek Empire to come after you and exterminate you on the spot. I then made them go away by summoning a small blue police box, and claimed the hill for Gallifrey!
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Post by Rusty Red Scrap Iron on Dec 29, 2023 14:08:20 GMT
One of the Red Engines got Banished to the Shadow Realm, and so the other Red Engine has gone after his twin. Thus Two Red Engines leaving the Hill vacant, and now occupied by the One True King.
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