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Post by Mr. Morris - flyingtardis on Aug 9, 2015 11:56:18 GMT
but you forget to realise that no new members can be incorporated without extensive paperwork aswell as a discussion with the rest of the parliamentry people and to be kicked out means betraying the parliament in the first place so alas the above is impossible.
another reason its impossible is you are forgetting the defences as as soon as you enter a certain spheroid of the hill you are shot at unrelentlessly, please stop trying to ignore the obvious defenses around the hill.
PARLIAMENT IS FOREVER
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Post by toz76 on Aug 9, 2015 13:17:38 GMT
Jacob Chazzletik is a citizen of the hill. His Aunt comes too visit one day, and is killed by your defenses. In a rage, he and the other citizens storm Parliament, burning the building and catapulting Parliament to the land of our arch-enemies, the Llihians. After destroying all files, laws, posters, and anything else that so much as mentions Parliament, they tear down your defenses, salt the land, and finally choose me to start from scratch as their king.
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Diesel 11
Goods Engine
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Post by Diesel 11 on Aug 11, 2015 9:01:49 GMT
Ah, but you forget! I signed this, this, this, this, and this, and went through a heck of a lot of trouble to have all the legal arrangements settled, and now all I have to do is the math: 1+3-x+cx2599/55-33+3=0.111089527+33333333/3/4x587/6+7-8-9-9-9-0.1+88=1h3110vat1m3-666+101010/6/6/6+10/10/10-8112... *Ten hours later* Okay, so after all that legal stuff, and that heck of a math problem, I now come up with the answer: 1'm th3 k1ng
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Post by Mr. Morris - flyingtardis on Aug 11, 2015 17:00:57 GMT
but alas you calculations are wrong as your maths was incorrect as you called it math thus stripping you of the role of king.
i then leave the hill be, ruled by no-one, defended by sonic the hedgehog.
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Diesel 11
Goods Engine
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Post by Diesel 11 on Aug 12, 2015 8:35:26 GMT
I thus knock Sonic the Hedgehog out of the picture, and give it over to The Number Diesels instead.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 20, 2015 2:20:04 GMT
No one has assumed power in over a month; in the absence of a leader I rise to power
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Post by toz76 on Sept 20, 2015 4:50:29 GMT
I blow some dandelion fluff up the hill, and you sneeze so hard it rockets you to the adjacent land of Llih. Then I take your place.
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Sept 24, 2015 14:21:36 GMT
That's when I come flying up the hill in a car, dodging me you trip and tumble down the hill.
I am now the king of the hill. I shall be firm but fair in my ruling of this mound of earth.
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oldiron200
Shunting Engine
Congratulations! Your Hank has evolved into Sam!
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Post by oldiron200 on Sept 24, 2015 17:14:54 GMT
Then the lights go out, a yell is heard, and it sounds like someone fell.
When the lights flicker back on, I am standing on the top of the hill.
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Sept 25, 2015 17:43:25 GMT
I stand on a bigger hill nearby and gloat that it is much better, you get jealous of my hill and try to steal it, I meanwhile run to the original hill and leave you believing you have the better hill when in actuality it's a pile of dung.
I reclaim my place as king of the hill while oldiron200 sinks deeper and deeper into the dung.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 26, 2015 22:55:07 GMT
I offer to do a magic trick for you; I turn your pants into rockets and you blast off in some random direction.
I regain control and watch you as you try to regain orientation.
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Sept 27, 2015 8:01:13 GMT
Your own plan was your undoing as my rocket-pants send me crashing into the hill. You're thrown into the next county by the blast.
I build a king-size bed on top of the hill and sleep off my disorientation while attack helicopters guard my hill.
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Diesel 11
Goods Engine
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Post by Diesel 11 on Sept 28, 2015 15:50:20 GMT
But unfortunately for you, this is Elm Street, and when you fall asleep, Freddy Krueger pulls you into your nightmare/doom.
I move the hill away from this cursed place, and regain control.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 28, 2015 19:13:53 GMT
You tour your castle, and see a closet you've never noticed before. Curious, you open it. What you see terrifies you so much you scream at the top of your lungs, turn around and run straight out of the castle.
I step in and regain control. In the distance, I see you are running so fast, you are running across the Irish Sea towards the mainland.
"What could have scared him so much?" I think to myself; but I shrug it off and close the door
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Sept 29, 2015 18:33:45 GMT
I drag myself out of the underworld and hire a bulldozer to demolish the castle.
Frankthetriviaman is left crying over his destroyed castle, I lay 500 bear traps around the base of hill and stand proudly as king.
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 29, 2015 19:49:59 GMT
I get over the loss, and decide to use "illogical logic" to beat you
Since I'm not a bear; I don't get caught in the traps.
I unleash a heard of elephants, the football team, a rhino, and old people playing golf on you; you run away in terror as they chase you, and I regain control
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Post by lewrexgta4 on Sept 29, 2015 20:02:33 GMT
Suddenly the elephants, rhinos, football players and old people come rushing back as I return on the shoulder of the alien monster Zetton. Zetton picks up the hill and shakes frankthetriviaman off. I step on the hill still suspended 40 meters up in the air and am king once more.
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Diesel 11
Goods Engine
Welcome to the party, pal!
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Post by Diesel 11 on Sept 29, 2015 20:09:33 GMT
As you step on it, though, it crumbles, and you fall to your doom.
I make a new hill, which I called the New Gordon's Iconic Hill, or GiF, for short.
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Post by smudger2 on Sept 30, 2015 2:20:32 GMT
I finish reading the book about Diesel 11 rebuilding the hill after it was destroyed. I put the book back on the shelf and then head to the throne room where I take my rightful place as Smudger2 King of the Hill
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Post by frankthetriviaman on Sept 30, 2015 4:16:57 GMT
I press a button; a rocket forms under your throne and blasts you out of the castle;
I take my place as king of the hill
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